https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im5tc4fcg5w
It's been 10 years /v/ and this still remains as the best video game opening of all time. Will Kingdom Hearts 3 opening top it? Also, if Utada isn't doing the theme for KH 3 then the game will be automatically shit. Not even up for debate.
Roxas should've been the player character for the entire game.
He's infinitely better then Sora
>>343001738
Not anymore
The KH3D intro is the best now
>>343002379
Not really
Sora is better because he is more outgoing and friendly, so that makes him have more interesting and funny scenes with the Disney characters
>>343002379
>Giving Roxas his own game
Because that turned out so well
>>343002527
KH 3D intro would have been so much better if it had Sanctuary playing
>>343001738
>best opening of all time
ehh,it's definitely a top 5 contender for me, but there's these 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h73LvR8V2LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90UtRdqCkEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvnR-cXMbMw
>>343001738
It got beat by 3D
>>343002632
Roxas, femRoxas, and Red Riku were the game's saving graces.
>>343003351
>Red Riku
I laughed way harder at this than I should have
>>343002632
I actually liked this game a lot
>>343003689
No, you didn't.
Can we all agree that
Xion > Aqua > Kairi > yellow xion
>>343003813
>Aqua
Who is greater than Aqua?
>>343003689
>Liking Days
Even the fucking mobile phone game is better
>>343003730
Fuck off mum
>>343003813
Aqua > Kairi > Larxene > Namine > Olette > Xion
>>343004000
Trips confirm
>>343003852
Xion, and most male characters.
What the fuck was the point of Aqua in BBS?
>I gotta go find Terra and Ven!
>Oh hey Terra/Ven. What's up?
>Ok bye
>.....
>I GOTTA FIND TERRA AND VEN!!!
>>343004106
I don't know what you're trying to say.
>, and most male characters.
Who?
>>343004000
BLACKED when?
>>343004000
>Xion worse then anyone
fuck you
>>343001738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZPsjy76TBo
DDDs opening is better.
It'll probably not even be an intro.
I just hope we don't get another two-hour long tutorial especially if we aren't Sora.
>>343004245
If only it had the lyrics.
>>343004245
shiiiii
I've never seen it before, not bad nigga
>>343004669
This so much. Without Utada singing it's not the same. LOVE the visuals though
>>343001738
Sure, if you were eleven and think cartoons are still cool well into your mid-20's.
Faggot.
>>343004912
fuck off back to playing cod and uncharted faggot.
>>343004245
Neku and the intro were the only good things about that pile of a game.
>>343005054
And Riku's character development
>>343001738
Looking back that intro is pretty retarded. The graphics are dated, the music is shit, and the lyrics are cringy as fuck.
I don't know what I ever saw in this series.
>>343005483
>the music is shit
B8 FUCKING B8
Say what you want about Kingdom Hearts but one thing EVERYBODY fucking agrees on is that the music is fantastic.
>>343005629
Do I look like I give a shit about you and your herd mentality.
>>343005689
You look like a nigger who doesn't like Kingdom Hearts so get the fuck out.
>>343005780
And you look like someone who failed at life.
>>343005629
No, no and no.
That intro is some lame ass pop goes my heart bullshit song that draws in the disney pre-teens in a sad, desperate attempt at sounding cutting edge and original. It impresses nobody.
I like DDD best. Never was really big on Sanctuary. Its ok.
>>343005875
>>343005780
This is some youtube comments level shit. Both of you are faggots.
>>343006096
Shut up, faggot. Nobody asked for your opinion.
>>343005780
You look like a man-child that spends his time making kingdom hearts threads on neo /v/
Oh fucking wait..
>>343001738
Just did a marathon through the whole series recently.The story actually makes sense and is not really that convoluted, people just forget the important details over the large time gap between releases
>Tfw no gf like Kairi
>>343006613
>namine
i heard you talkin shit about my waifu nigga, imma cut you.
>>343002632
False advertising Roxas was just the guy you play as
>>343002632
The good thing to come from Days' is
>Who else will I eat ice cream with
>>343007065
As in his own game?
>>343006613
k.
>>343007604
Xion took over the plot
>>343006732
She really is perfect
>>343003867
What, days was good though, the whole skill upgrade system was addicting as fuck, plus the whole whats her face story and stuff.
>>343008526
>days was good though
>>343008994
All of Naruto's porn is terrible as well
You'd think that a series as popular as that would bring more good porn but that isn't the case, and it sucks because Naruto girls are semen demons
>tfw Utada just started her Music Career back up after being on hiatus for 5 years.
Could it be..?
>>343003689
I liked it too.
Its fun, and spending so much time with the characters makes you feel connected to them. Coop is also fun and i hope they bring something like Mirage Arena back in KH3
KH 1 op is better and still isnt the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wv0NAMJ1kQ
>>343009683
No, Utada abandoned the KH series a long time ago.
>>343008658
it was...
>>343010312
Don't you lie to me you filthy nigger don't you fucking lie to me
>>343010420
Whatever you say anon.
>>343010443
There have been numerous rumors about her involvement with KH over the years. I wouldn't believe anything until you see KH3's opening.
>>343006426
Eh, I feel it gets all silly and over the top after the first. If only the first had the seconds camera scheme
>>343010367
Doesn't this game require a lot of fucking money to get good shit?
>>343010557
Eh. Kinda yes and kinda no.
>>343005054
Also the combat, the music and the worlds, but you just want to shitpost don't you?
>>343010537
I remember a rumor coming out around the time BbS was released that Disney was screwing her over and her manager swore they wouldn't work with them again.
But that was forever the fuck ago and I have no source so I hope it was all bullshit.
Also she got married, divorced, remarried and just had a kid last year so who fucking knows, maybe she'll need Disney's cash for her kid.
>>343010312
>Going on the internet and telling lies
>>343010159
I still haven't played X8 and it looks good and the opening does as well
I haven't been able to get my hands on it. I guess I should emulate and get it over with
>>343001738
Current gen is suppose to look this good but it won't based on the footage so far of KH3. Which is even more absurd considering how good the FF games are looking since 13.
>>343010752
>maybe she'll need Disney's cash for her kid.
More like for her husband. It's been going around that he's a bum. Considering that he was a hotel bartender when they met and they got married and engaged within a year or two, if I remember correctly, they don't seem like the most stable relationship. Pic related, it's her man.
>>343001738
DOOEL WIELD
>>343010941
met and married*
>>343010941
Poor Utada, what would drive someone to marry him?
>>343005483
Kill.
>>343005689
Your.
>>343005875
Fucking.
>>343006179
Self.
God, I don't even care about your pleb taste at this point, you're such a fucking shitlord bitchchild I had to give you 5 fucking (You)s on the house. Thanks for wasting my eyes on your cancer giving shitposts.
>>343010941
>tfw that tremendous faggot got to fuck this at least enough times to make a kid.
>>343011117
I think she said at one point she's the type who always has to be in a relationship.
>>343001738
...you're either a deviantart tier autismo or a woman if you enjoy this series.
>>343011191
He looks like Pee Wee Herman.
>>343011281
Yeah, yeah, yeah we know.
>>343006732
You want a gf that wacks you in the head once and you never see her again for the rest of the game?
>when mickey popped up from the bottom in DDD's intro
>>343001738
>The best video game opening of all time
But thats wrong you fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn-AgoYh0PQ
>>343011503
I wonder how they'll transition it to the PS4.
just to let you guys know, utada didn't get a dime for sanctuary in kingdom hearts II which pissed off her manager big time. he said she won't be working with square enix/Disney again. that's why the KH games haven't really had a new intro song.
buuuut I still hope. I still dream.
>>343011716
They won't. It'll be just the top screen.
>>343011281
>being this guy
>>343011834
They should start it off with Mickey at least, I can settle for that
>You will never theory-craft about this video on forums again
>You will never argue about whether or not they're Sora/Riku/Kairi or some new characters
>You will never try to find out what the fuck "Birth by Sleep" meant again
>You will never see the Final Mix version of the secret ending for the first time again
>>343011168
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Nerd.
>>343011789
I call bullshit. The reason why they haven't used a new song is because there hasn't been a numbered game since 2. There's only a new song if it's a new Sora numbered KH game
>>343012416
>Looking back on the old forums where everybody called Roxas "Blonde Haired Kid"
God I miss the early 00s
>>343010689
>DDD combat
>good
>>343012498
Here's. One. More. Fucking. (You). On. The. House. Faggot.
2 Final Mix > Birth by Sleep Final Mix > 1 Final Mix > Re:Coded > Dream Drop Distance > Unchained > Re:Chain of Memories > 358/2 Days
Find a flaw. You can't
>>343013076
>Birth by Sleep Final Mix > 1 Final Mix
There's one
>>343013076
KH1 is too high, Re:COM is too low, Unchained is too high.
>>343013076
>>343013145
This desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPoQw2J177c
WHO MORE HYPED FOR 2.8 THAN FINAL FANTASY XV HERE
>>343002632
I legitimately don't understand why people hated this game. I preferred it over Recoded and BBS
>>343013359
No.
>>343013504
People have taste unlike you and don't like job simulator.
>>343013359
I find it bizarre how casually Nomura said the man in the black coat is the Master of Masters.
>>343013504
Because playing "A year in the life of Roxas" is boring as fuck
>>343013359
>Remake of worst Kingdom Hearts
>1 hr movie
>1 hr tech demo
no
>>343013713
>Remake of worst Kingdom Hearts
Epic meme, Days already got a movie.
>>343012416
I remember the Kingdom Hearts 1.5 ending teaser made me nearly shit myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh_3PVnI7no
Everything was simpler back then
>>343013713
but thats wrong. they've already confirmed the aqua game will be decently long. as for the movies, i remember them being like 3 hours or so long?
>>343013713
All those are all wrong as fuck.
Worst game is Days
The movie is 2 hours long
The length of 0.2 is the length of a KINGDOM HEARTS 3 World and Nomura literally said it's a few hours long
>>343013660
Is it really that big of a mystery though ?
>>343008526
>the whole skill upgrade system was addicting as fuck
It was poorly implemented and too restrictive.
>plus the whole whats her face story and stuff.
Was complete and utter trash, poorly written and obviously just filler
Wasn't even penned by Nomura.
>>343013660
I thought it was too.
>>343014513
It took some of the bite out of Chi and Unchained. A lot of people thought the Black Coat that shows up in those games was the 6th Apprentice, who now still hasn't been seen in any form.
>>343014513
No but it ruin my perspective of who the MoM is. I figured he'd be older and more like Yen Sid, less like Xigbar.
>>343002902
I still prefer golden's opening but 4's opening is so fucking good
>>343014307
>>343014349
Interviews state Back Cover is about an hour long.
>>343014778
Seems like Master of Masters has a split personality. When he's alone he's all serious but around the Foretellers he's like Xigbar.
>>343015197
Could be the 6th pretending to be him, Nomura could be pulling a ruse cruise, right?
>mfw people actually believe BBS is somehow amazing or even better than 1
>Entire first third of the game is spent spamming the now worthless attack command and basic magic
>Middle third is actually good gameplay
>Last third is spamming surge and mine, even against endgame bosses.
>Ruined Level 1 crit runs.
>Terra and Ven are the stupidest people who have ever lived, and this is a universe were the FFX-2 cast exists. Their general stupidity ruins everything for everyone.
>Aqua and Terra's voice work makes JC Denton look like a fucking Opera singer.
>Literally EVERY Keyblade wielder in Unchained will die horribly in the Keyblade War
>This includes your avatar
Man despite how cute and light hearted it looks, shit is actually dark as fuck.
>>343015658
>there are people who insist BbS is better than DDD which improved the gameplay and combat in every single possible way
>>343015658
this after playing bbs again on 2.5 I began to remember how spammy the combat was and how the world's were so boring and the characters barely interacted aside from Zack
Kingdom hearts 1 had a better mix of magic and combat even if it wasn't as fleshed out as it was in 2
Going to the worlds and meeting the characters was also so much better in 1
I don't blame bbs for being as bad as it was though since it was a psp game
>Kingdom Hearts 2 launched in March 2006 in NA, 2005 in Japan
>In Berserk, they got on the boat in August 2006 and off the boat in November 2015
>Kingdom Hearts 3 isn't out yet
>>343016146
>>343012687
TAV's names were released at the end of 2006.
>>343010554
didn't the fix it for Final Mix HD?
>>343016524
Why do you care so much?
>anthro keyblade wielders
Oh, I see why.
>>343015293
I think Nomura might be actually telling the truth. He seems to be more straight-forward now a days instead of just trolling everybody. I kinda like that. I love how more direct Nomura is now. I hated how when somebody would ask him a basic question and he would say shit like "I don't know.. (laughs)"
>>343015658
The difference those other two fucks and every other actor in the game was absurd.
>I-I'm really scared guys, even just the THOUGHT of this x-blade
>*mumble mumble*
>*vague grumbling*
>>343016359
THIS CITY
>>343016524
Because ALL original KH characters are human. What did you expect? But now that you mention it, I do find it weird that Final Fantasy has plenty of non-human characters but Kingdom Hearts, a game based on Disney characters, has literally zero non-human original characters
>>343015197
The Master of Master might just be one of those people who is normally serious but still likes to fuck with people
>>343016767
Nomura's the same as he ever was. He routinely says things like "I'd rather you wait to play the game" or "I can't explain the details right now"
He NEVER spoils his games.
That he gives such a straightforward answer about one of the bigger mysteries of the game shouldn't be a comfort at all.
It means there's something else that he doesn't want to address.
That him being the Master of Masters is not the important part.
>>343017218
This. We still don't have concrete answers for some shit like the Xemnas Keyblade thing and it's been YEARS since he was asked and dodged the question.
>>343016938
SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS, NOW
holy shit...........why didn't I notice this sooner. kh3 will the end the dark seeker saga. nomura said that there will be more kh after kh3 and sora will still be the hero.........but who will be the villain. think about it............the 6th apprentice. just who the fuck is that guy?
>>343016767
Oh man, I remember Nomura saying one time he likes to change the plot when people are expecting it, well we all expected that the black cloaked figure was the 6th, but I guess he isn't.
>>343017660
>...........
>.........
>............
Why is Unchained x so fucking addicting? Like really addicting. I can't put this shit down. I don't want to spend money on this game but I'm tempted. All the good medals have to be bought. Fucking Nomura you fucking jew. What mission has the game stopped on too? I'm on mission 255
>>343017907
NA is up to 350, I believe JP is over 500.
>this still remains as the best video game opening of all time.
Nope. I mute the volume and leave the room so I don't have to hear it. If I'm emulating, I mute the volume and speed the game up so I can get through the awful intro as fast as I can.
>>343001738
best?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ_KtvVvolY
>>343017561
Sora was almost half lion and had a chainsaw Keyblade. We dodged a bullet. I don't think I could have gotten into the series if he was half lion. Shame about the chainsaw Keyblade though. I would love to see that
>>343018060
Does the story pick up? Like I said, I'm addicted to the game but holy fuck the story is almost non-existent. When does the good shit happens?
>>343018552
Next NA story update
>>343017807
bruh..............fuck you
>>343018552
I hear it does when Ephemera is introduced which should be pretty soon.
>>343018689
Whatever nigga.
>>343019184
i'll shit in your skin and bust nut on your waifu.
I hope Square does another 1 AP for missions again soon for Unchained. I got so much fucking accomplished and a lot of grinding done too
>>343019567
Bye Felicia.
>>343019646
The AP for the 3D quests is fucking ridiculous.
it's great
However this edges it for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYUUaXPOMw
>>343013076
You forgot Chain of Memories, in its rightful place at the front of the list.
>>343019670
>>343019907
Years later and that intro still gets me pumped.
Take me back
>a game series where only two of the game actually came out for the system they were designed for with a story so full of randomness and junk that it makes DBZ look like high culture
>>343021684
>only two of the game actually came out for the system they were designed for
What the fuck does this even mean? Every game comes out for the system it's designed for.
>>343022002
Two of them came out on the Playstation 2. The rest were released on Nintendo's various handhelds.
>>343022183
So are you proposing that all the other games were designed for the PS2 and were instead, for some reason, released on platforms that are not the PS2?
>>343004000
I... actually agree with this.
>>343022290
No, I worded it poorly. But, the point remains that this series should not have had some ten spin offs on Nintendo handhelds.
So since 3D showed that non-Final Fantasy characters could show up, what other Square Enix characters would you like to see?
I think Ringabel would be neat. Of course, that's assuming Normua would be comfortable using a character he didn't design.
>>343022635
>ten
>spinoffs
>>343022737
I don't know about now but I do know he was uncomfortable with the idea in the past.
>>343018287
Well, it was cool but not as exciting as others to just jump to the game
>>343001738
My top 5:
-Soul Calibur 2
-DMC3
-Melee
-GG XX#Reload
-Tatsunoko vs Capcom
The one you posted is also great and introduced me to KH
>>343004000
I would
>>343022737Fei
>>343013359
yes but i am not paying full retail price for it
waiting for price cut
>>343024061
Are her tits bigger?
>>343023091
Holy shit. It should have gone: Kingdom Hearts > Kingdom Hearts 2 > Kingdom Hearts 3.
Not: Kingdom Hearts > Kingdom Hearts the gameboy game > Kingdom Hearts Pinball > Kingdom Hearts 2 > Kingdom Hearts the Anal Beads > Kingdom Hearts Dangerous Dragon Dicks > Kingdom Hearts Pinball 2 > Kingdom Hearts Remastered > Kingdom Hearts Marvel Heroes > Kingdom Hearts Final Fantasy > Kingdom Hearts Remaster Again > Kingdom Hearts Kill la Kill > Kingdom Hearts Remaster 2 > Kingdom Hearts: Kingdom Hearts > Kingdom Hearts Warcraft Movie > Kingdom Hearts Remastered XXL > Kingdom Hearts Remastered XXL 2 > Kingdom Hearts: Sora vs Roxas Live Action > Kingdom Hearts Dragon Ball Z > Kingdom Hearts Gameboy Collection > Kingdom Hearts Remastered Xbone Edition > Kingdom Hearts Peggle > Kingdom Hearts Xbone Edition 2 > Kingdom Hearts Live Action Final Mix > Kingdom Hearts 3
>>343026103
You seem bothered.
>>343026103
>only three of the titles in this entire post are real titles from the series
Why are you so mad?
>>343026250
I am.
>>343026103
But now its literally
Kingdom Hearts 1.5 > Kingdom Hearts 2.5 > Kingdom Hearts 2.8 > Kingdom Hearts 3
Stop complaining
>>343026103
This is what people who don't play these games think.
>>343026103
You seem a little butthurt
>>343004245
talk about overkill on intro. That was dope.
>>343004669
>>343004847
I don't know, I think it works great without lyrics, it tells the stories really well with the music adding tension as it goes along with the stakes raising until Sora and co. confront Xehanort.
>>343010941
that nose, kek
>>343013359
obvious question is obvious, the square enix presents live stream had a shit ton of bantz relating KH and FFVII
Is 1.5 glitchy for anyone else? I haven't read much online about people having problems but shit like audio fucking up or the game flat out crashing happens. So far I'm only playing the first game.
>>343028297
There are reports of crashes and the occasional glitch, but nothing consistent really
>>343015809
That pretty much the franchise in a nutshell come to think of it.
>>343018312
Someday anon someday
>>343015809
>None of the keyblades in the graveyard are the keyblades you can use in game
I tried playing the phone game but it's so fucking boring I couldn't even stand playing it on the shitter.
I hope its story won't be important.
>>343001738
I couldn't remember what the opening was but when I watched this I realized this is the fucking song I couldn't remember the name of for the past 5+ years.
>>343026103
I would play Kingdom Hearts Peggle.
>>343001738
>he thinks literal Deviantart fanfiction is emotional and compelling
>>>/w/rongplanet.com
>>343026103
>Kingdom Hearts Pinball
>higher than Kingdom Hearts Pinball 2
Eat shit you fucking pleb, reaction balls are top tier.
>>343001738
>a bunch of disjointed, non-sensical imagery set to an awful song
No. I like KH, but the opening have always been the most absurd, cringey garbage, made worse by the embarrassingly bad dubbing on the songs.
>>343032325
It's literally bridging the gap between KH1 and KH2 by showing what happened during Chain of Memories.
I can't really look at Kingdom Hearts 2 anymore without remember my teen days on Deviantart.
Every time I look at anyone from Organisation 13 I get flashbacks to the fanfictions I read about Roxas and Axel.
>>343031167
>I hope its story won't be important.
>>343032325
>disjointed, non-sensical imagery
It's literally a montage of the first two games
>>343001738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkbUTWpdvoc
best game opening coming through
>>343032990
>a montage of the first two games
>in the first game
Did they invent time travel or something?
>>343006064
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
I wish I lived in a world where kingdom hearts was only 1 and 2
>>343033326
OP's link is the opening of Kingdom Hearts II.
>>343013076
>Birth By Sleep Final Mix > 1 Final Mix
stop
>>343033848
Oh, well it was just as bad really.
>ANGELS AND FLIES
>SQUIGHGLRGQUIGHGLQIRGHLLL
>MY SANCTUARY!
>MY SANCTUARY!!
What a great song.
I kind of makes me sad that there are people who unironically like these games. I like them for nostalgia and to laugh at, but there are people, even here, who actually think they are well written, tell a good story and who don't cringe at every story cutscene.
We're gonna have to put her down, lads
>>343001738
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD MEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrDV6VksSRU God Tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxrpyv8SNS4 God Jr. Tier
>>343034446
>>343034078
>What a great song.
Is it a great song. A forced English version doesn't really make it bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWoJLdXJt0E
And the opening itself is beautiful and cool as fuck
>and who don't cringe at every story cutscene
Are you the most pathetic man on the planet? Do you even know what it means to cringe, or are you just buzzwording it up?
>>343016119
>I don't blame bbs for being as bad as it was though since it was a psp game
This is the worst fucking excuse and I hear it all the time. BBS could easily have been a fun game on the PSP. Re: Coded is proof that that kind of gameplay can be done well even on far weaker hardware.
Alright, be honest.
Has Kingdom Hearts evermade you cry?
>>343032859
But I don't want to play a phone game
>>343034774
I cried when Goofy died. I still do whenever I think about it. Thanks for making me cry anon.
>>343034774
when i was a kid the first time i played one i cried because that first song and losing kairi was too emotional for me
>>343034983
goofy dies?
>>343034624
Cringe is a feeling of sympathetic embarrassment. Which is what normal people feel going back to Kingdom Hearts.
It was cool when we were kids, back when we all thought Axel was so hot and Riku was so cool, but you need to stand back and look at it again, matey.
>>343013076
BBS combat is shit, kh1 fm is better
>>343035210
Calm down, kid.
>>343035032
I remember this feeling.No one will ever long for you like Kairi longed for Sora.
>>343035210
>Riku was so cool
He still is faggot
>>343035210
>normal people
>posting on /v/
nah you're just a wannabe like those /r9k/ faggots. You want to be normal which is why you try so hard
but actual normal people don't "cringe" at every single silly thing.
>Demyx fight
>Fight alongside Tifa, Yuffie, Leon, Squall
>Fight 1000 heartless
How will they top this hype sandwich?
>>343035628
>fight Demyx at level 1
>fight is easy as shit
>die thee times to the heartless afterwards because of carelessness and the camera not doing too well in tight spaces
>have to fight Demyx again every time
>never once die to him
They could have topped off the hype sandwich by making the actual boss the most challenging part.
>>343035210
>Cringe is a feeling of sympathetic embarrassment.
No, cringe is an action.
cringe
krinj/
verb
1. bend one's head and body in fear or in a servile manner.
"he cringed away from the blow"
synonyms: cower, shrink, recoil, shy away, flinch, blench, draw back;
experience an inward shiver of embarrassment or disgust.
"I cringed at the fellow's stupidity"
synonyms: wince, shudder, squirm, feel embarrassed, feel mortified
"it makes me cringe when I think of it"
You actually DO something in order to cringe. It isn't just a "feeling." It's something that's actually visible in someone. You can see someone cringe.
Like when you're watching The Office or New Girl or some other sitcom based around really awkward people, and they do something really stupid and embarrassing and you go "oh, don't do that" and you scrunch your face and brace for impact
Which is why, when people say "I cringe every time a cutscene happens," I don't fucking believe them because they'd have to be completely mental to actually cringe at Kingdom Hearts.
It isn't cringeworthy. I refuse to believe that you actually, honestly have cringed at any point in a Kingdom Hearts game.
Even the infamous
>I'm ALREADY half-Xehanort
Is more of a comedic moment than a cringey one.
>>343036367
>experience an inward shiver of embarrassment or disgust.
So... cringe is a feeling, then.
>>343036506
>wince, shudder, squirm
>>343036367
Also
>your body didn't turn inside out with embarrassment in KH2 Atlantica
You are lying. You are actually full of shit right now.
Stop posting you retard.
>>343036367
>I refuse to believe that you actually, honestly have cringed at any point in a Kingdom Hearts game.
I refuse to believe you're actually this fucking dense.
>>343036567
>synonyms: wince, shudder, squirm, feel embarrassed, feel mortified
>synonyms: feel embarassed
>>343036595
>your body didn't turn inside out with embarrassment in KH2 Atlantica
Genuinely didn't.
Songs were bad but I didn't cringe. I just did the "rhythm game" and got my rewards
Maybe you should be less of a little bitch
>>343034774
KH1 ending when I was a kid. Now that I've been exposed to edgy shit the majority of the times is more like "well, damn" on later kh games feels moments
>>343004208
literally who
>>343036710
You are telling to me a falsehood.
I know for a fact that you had to have months of heavy surgery to remove your head from your own stomach after playing through Atlantica.
>>343004245
>KH3 some how tops this
>>343037380
I'm telling you I've never cringed at Kingdom Hearts.
I'll concede that I could be forgetting some time in the past
But I can only see it happening in Days.
>muh existence
>muh Xion
>Who will I have ice cream with?!
>>343037683
You must have some kind of handicap, my friend.
Are you a frequent user of Devaintart, or perhaps fanfic.net? Did you recently upload your newest AxelxRoxas fanfic where they're both patients in a mental hospital?
How can you actually, genuinely think this series is well written, how can you actually think every single character interaction isn't like something a 5 year old wrote?
I'll transcribe a typical KH scene as an example.
>Donald: Sowaah wots wong?
>Sora: I miss my friends! My friends are my heart and my heart is crying!
>Goofy: GWARSH I LIKE FRIENDS TOO SORA!
>Sora: Thanks guys! You're my friends! Let's go turn into mermaids and sing!
It's fucking painful.
Can I ask a dumb lore question?
I -think- I remember hearing that the heartless didn't exist, or at least were contained somewhere until Xehanort's experiments with hearts. Which is why there aren't heartless roaming about all willy nilly in BBS, and why all of the worlds visited in Kingdom Hearts 1 are totally oblivious as to what they are
But if that's the case, why the fuck are there heartless -everywhere- in Unchained? There's tons of them all over the place
>>343034774
In just about every entry I get teary eyed.
>>343036595
I like Atlantica. Only Swim This Way sucks.
>>343004245
Can't wait for the glorious 1080p 60fps version
>>343037978
>How can you actually, genuinely think this series is well written
When did I say it was, you projecting little bitch?
>I'll transcribe a typical KH scene as an example
>proceeds to pull something out of his ass and act like it's representative of the actual games
There isn't a single interaction in the series history that has that sort of dialogue.
>>343002632
It actually gets pretty fun once it gets going. I like the inventory management system in it.
>>343038039
Let's just say there's timey-wimey bullshit going on and leave it at that
>>343038268
A few posts ago you're claiming I don't know the meaning of buzzwords, and now you're using them yourself.
I'm projecting? Projecting my own love of the writing on to you? That makes no sense, I don't love the writing.
This is getting embarrassing. Or you could say cringey.
>>343038039
Pre-KH1 Heartless did exist, but were mostly stuck in the Realm of Darkness because the walls between worlds kept them out.
SpoilersThe Disney worlds are illusions created by the Book of PropheciesChirithy and your Foreteller talk about how someone seems to be luring Heartless into Daybreak TownIt's possible it's related to the Lost Page and whomever possesses it
>>343038039
Purebloods have always been around, but yeah Xehanort and his fellow apprentices made emblem heartless, why they're in Unchained is a mystery but there's a popular theory going around about it.
>>343002902
I still maintain that this is one of the best openings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJWZlqLxiLg
>That fucking transition
Why won't Microsoft fund shit like this anymore?
>>343038389
>That makes no sense, I don't love the writing.
Then why do you assume that I do, just because I'm not throwing a shitfit about how ~cringey~ it is?
I didn't say anything along those lines at all. What would make you jump to such a conclusion?
>>343038676
Anon, just stop. This is getting silly and you're making an ass out of yourself.
So there's 5 foretellers, 6 apprentices, and they all have animal themed keyblades with a blue eye keychain. So the theory is Xehanort's keyblade, which has the same motif comes from the unknown 6th apprentice, right?
But then where the fuck does this thing fit in at?
(Sorry, I don't really like mobile games and haven't been playing Unchained, so I apologize if it's been mentioned there somewhere)
>>343010941
What the fuck even is he. He looks Part English, Part Japanese, Part Indian for fuck sake.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L4Ioo8m.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>343034774
I never cried to the scenes necessarily, but the music sometimes just gets so beautiful and magical it gets me teary eyed.
Thank you Yoko.
>>343038856
It's just a bonus keyblade from DDD
>>343038039
>But if that's the case, why the fuck are there heartless -everywhere- in Unchained? There's tons of them all over the place
Those are pureblood heartless and those have always been around since forever. Purebloods have no emblem on them while artifical heartless have emblems.
>>343038856
>But then where the fuck does this thing fit in at?
That's just some irreverent keyblade that you can use in game like most of the others
>>343001738
>Buena Vista Games
I always forget that they are involved. Are they part of Square Enix? What did they do in the games?
>>343039027
>>343039140
I find it kind of weird that they'd make a random, one-off keyblade that shares a very specific set of themes with very lore important keyblades
>>343015658
I think there's a real problem if Jesse McCartney out-acts you. That said though my only real problem with the game are the restrictive worlds with each character (i.e. "There's nothing down here" just being an excuse to save space because it's a PSP game).
Oh and Mysterious Figure. Fuck Mysterious Figure. So much.
Still looks absolutely fantastic for a PSP game, though and probably my favourite game in the series.
>>343039140
But there are emblem heartless in Unchained
>>343016797
>What is darkness? Other than. Hatredandrage.
It was Shatner level acting from those two, I tell you what.
