Why would anyone ever pick Nameless Rank and File Soldier?
>not being a nameless soldier and doing your duty silently
>not rising through the ranks on your own merit
swerve noble
>Not wanting to be a trooper facing uneven odds and still powring through
Do you even chew your own food?
She's cute.
We've been having Broquest threads pretty often lately. What's the occasion?
>>342977780
Great personality/writing, a hidden gimmick that can be exploited, or you just like the idea of some random footsoldier achieving glory.
>>342977780
>Wanting to be a special snowflake knight who doesn't know the first thing about war and combat
>Not wanting to be a hardened common soldier armed with a pike holding the line alongside your brothers
>He doesn't pick Lifelong Friend, Hot-blooded Rival, and Not-so-spoony Bard
Explain yourself
>Nameless, faceless soldier who does a heroic feat single-handedly and just retires to normal life afterwards
There's something that feels lofty and noble about that. I guess that's why people like it.
>Not talking about superior reddit quest
>>342977780
I think it's fun to be normal and underpowered.
There's more challenge and you get to be the underdog.
>>342979201
best girl
Is Broquest still being developed?
>>342980130
Nope
And it will never be finished
NEVER
It's like wanting to play something useless like an alien, or monster or some shit. They're dumb beasts, the dragon to be slain, not the hero of the story. Same deal with the nameless mook. They're a non-character who is meant to be ignored by the story, or passed over like a speed bump.
>>342979323
It's the same guy. Same text and image, he doesn't have anything better to do.
Artist should be spending more time on that Breeding Season bullshit. Then again, who wants to pass up a chunk of that 36k per month Patreon pot?
>>342980130
Broquest is like a dozen idea guys and a couple different artists. It never had a chance.
>>342980301
>36k per month
I still don't understand how he does it
How big is his team?
>>342980441
Furries pay a lot for porn. There's the artist, an animator, programmer and coder I believe.
HFAF is betterpick two
I like the idea of a nameless rank and file soldier rising to the challenge and becoming a legend. But I hate when people just use it for really bland self inserts.
Especially when there are far cooler races and factions in the setting.
>>342980560
36k and only four people
Man, why didn't I learn how to draw.
>>342980648
You could probably get to Breeding Season level with a good year or so of study. Not that it's bad art, but it's pretty simplistic. How the audience snowballed for it so quickly is another thing.
I'm not paying, so it's none of my business. Good for them.
>>342980571
>hella
>>>/tumblr/
>>342979805
>Chorck Norris
had a mild kek at that
>>342977780
Because some losers enjoy being just a cog in a greater machine.
>>342979538
Why does this keep getting more gay shit added to it
>>342977780
H-hey, but wouldn't it be funny, if um.. one of these file soldiers came alive?
>>342981472
No.
That sounds really boring.
>plays the most like mount&blade, including any-direction block that staggers enemies attacking you
Why wouldn't you?
>>342981053
Grill yourself
>>342978840
It's almost harvesting season.
>>342981053
HFAF is at least 4 years old. I'm not sure if Tumblr was even around then
>>342981890
>Rori is an outright superior version of Rolf
nice balancing
>>342977780
>I'm a nameless rank and file soldier
>I'm not like those special snowflakes
>I'm a complete gary stu who penelope pitstops my way out of everything and calls it skill. So realistic hurrdurr
Worst character. Just go with the dog.
>>342982470
>implying he wouldn't die all the time and you'd have to restart
Is this a Game or what?
>>342981890
Why would I ever pick Rolf when I can have Rori? I can also rape Rori
>>342981053
>>342980571
>Bel Buzz
>Clanker
Kinda sad you can only get 2 though.
>>342979538
>not choosing crazed alchemist
what a faggot
>>342982840
can't rape the willing, anon.
>>342983656
Watch me
>>342977780
Because cannon fodder is the best anyone in this shithole could be good for if they were drafted overnight.
>>342984230
>implying I wouldn't be the perfect sniper.
I sit in the same spot shitting myself all day, what more could they want?
>>342980762
>females aren't bikini versions
into the trash
>>342984670
>Not liking chicks in armor
They might cover themselves a shit ton, but I bet they'd be freaks in the sheets.
>>342977780
The objective best choices are NRFS, LFP, and IAPD
>>342984660
>I sit in the same spot shitting myself all day, what more could they want?
Except that's not how it works, they already have people for that, you'd be a grunt hastily trained, if you're good with it you'd be the squad's marksman, which is not like a sniper because you still get to go toe to toe with the enemy instead of laying for days with an antimaterial weapon for your mark to cross the road
>>342977780
It's the same dudes that want to play an imperial guard in a shooter. They want to play the no name shitter but still accomplish stuff, but if the game was accurate you'd be dying in the first or second level.
>>342977780
Because I enjoy attaining complete mastery of all of the basic-but-effective tools at my disposal instead of just being absolutely amazing at wacky overpowered and overspecialized shit right out of the gate.
>>342979538
>Not choosing Androgynous Cleric Kid, Runaway Foreign Catgirl, and NRAF Soldier.
It's like you want your party to be unbalanced.
>>342978840
pretty sure knights were above peasants
>Broquest
I remember the ideamen going nuts over this shit but you couldnt squeeze a drop of talent out of that bunch so the entire thing crashed, burned and then they flocked to Project Hate Machine to repeat the whole process.
>>342982840
>implying I wouldn't rape Rolf too
>>342979538
>Indivisible.png
I can't believe this picture is like 4 years old
>>342978840
>peasamts
>rising through the ranks
Plebs stayed plebs for generations on end.
>>342989831
Not in China.
>>342987721
>Implying I want to play a Guardsman and not a Commissar
>>342990118
In that case you'd be killed by the enemy or your own unit after the fourth level. Or if you were assigned to a unit of Catachans you probably die at the end of the first level.
>>342990323
>implying dying isn't part of the fun
Stay pleb
>>342990386
If that's the mechanic and it's a war story told by you playing dudes until they die and then playing someone else that would be cool. But most people seem to want to take one IG and play the whole game and get a medal and the emperor himself gives you a blowjob because you were the little IG that could.
>>342981053
The fuck wrong with hella? I'm from Boston, shit is part of my lexicon
>>342989290
Not to mention the main artist took incredible offensive to any criticism.
>>342990531
I imagine it'd work something like a roguelike.
You'd just have to grind it out until you finally miraculously made it with a character.
>>342990013
Yeah, too bad the depicted pleb is not a chink. So thanks for the useless input.
>>342991170
Considering the huge hard-on asians have for the west, I wouldn't be surprised if they romanticized their peasants into looking western.
Just look at annie mays.
>>342980571
they kept updating this but fucked up by making it too big to post
http://orig12.deviantart.net/2a43/f/2016/134/b/e/hella_funtime_adventure_friends___2015_ver___by_personwhodrew-d9cvek0.png
still have a soft spot for both HFAF and Broquest though. wish there was a vidya for either of them.
>>342981890
>dies if exposed to water
How can she even live on the earth, there's humidity in the air we breathe.
>>342989290
>couldnt squeeze a drop of talent out of that bunch
Hey at least the art was good
>>342992113
Pico and Kaiser Elgor are the only correct choices
>not having a monopoly on FREE infinite bbq chicken and hamburgers
>not trading your American cuisine to other survivors in exchange for services and sexual flavors because everyone else is stuck just eating coconuts
