You are send into the last video game you've played, but you don't have superpowers so what happens?
>The longest Journey
Life remains relatively the same. Maybe with more swedes.
>>342972417
>Banished
O shit, i better storage some food quickly!
>>342972417
I am poisoned by a blastcap. I die within a few minutes.
>>342972417
>Left4Dead2
Better find me some guns. Hope I don't forget the cola.
>>342972417
>Minecraft
WTH, dude please no
>>342972417
FFXIV
I'm an NPC.
>Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
I'd probably walk about a block before some random guard finds me suspicious and opens fire without warning
The witcher 3.
Better use my money on whore before diyng in an horrible way.
>>342972417
>Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning
I actually do have superpowers since I am not native the world. Not being native means I have no fate which basically turns me into the protagonist.
>bloodborne
being alive was fun while it lasted
Payday 2. Does having a gun count as a superpower?
>>342972417
>999
I'm gonna make sure that cunt Lotus gets whats coming
>Darksiders
Welp.
>Monster Girl Quest
Welp
I know what to do.
>Fatal Fury
Fuck man
>Nekopara
Going to get myself a catgirl or four.I dont know Japanese and Im brown so in reality Im fucked
Rocky on GameCube.
>>342975206
Do you?
>>342972417
>Dead by Daylight
I'm fucking dead and it's gonna be slow and painful. Fuck.
>doom (2016)
I'm dead.
>>342972417
>Mount and Blade Warband.
Know how to use a sword and shield, I will probs die in a siege or something tho.
>>342972417
If you count last game I actually had gameplay in then pic related
If you mean the last one that I actually opened on my computer then its Civ 5 so I would go with Babylon and rush as much science as possible and would never allow dindus or multiculturalism ever
>>342972417
>Gex 3
So I get to visit trippy, TV-inspired levels and bang a Playboy hottie in the end. Sounds good, famalam.
>Touhou: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
>>342972417
>dirt rally
so i'm just slow
>>342975794
>I know to use a sword and a shield
Fedora fag confirmed
>Initial D
I guess I have to welcome everyone to THE ROCKY SHOW
WELCOME TO THE FIRE OF THE NIGHT
>>342972417
>Hotline Miami
REKT
>Atelier Sophie
extra comfy
also, girls are dressing like a sluts, so that's a plus too
>Witcher 3 Blood and Wine
Living in a fucking magical wonderland, gettin drunk all day on the best wine while chilling on my vineyard.
>>342972417
>Dungeon's and Prisoners
Either I get to fuck some sluts or I'll be killed within seconds.
>DotA
I'm already a creep in real life, I don't wanna be cannon fodder
>>342976443
>can't even quote me right
nice spelling you sperglord.
>XCOM
Rk. Anon has panicked.
Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes
Well I'd probably be a nameless grunt, so I guess just hope my army's not chosen as the next destination of war.
Though I'd fight for Ieyasu Tokugawa, he seems like a bro.
>One Piece Pirate Warriors 3
Well I'd probably end up being a random pirate or villager who gets his ass beat.
>>342976598
is that some Winrar?
>>342972702
>Implying your neighbors wouldn't horde all the food forcing you to slowly starve.
>>342972417
DS2. If I'm not able to come back like the chosen undead, I'm pretty fucked I guess.
>>342972417
fuck me
>>342972417
risk of rain.. meh it's okay
>Hearthstone
Great, I get to chill at an inn and play card games with some dwarves. Glad I'm a filthy casual.
>Destiny
Just chill in the Last City while the guardians do everything
>>342976543
I'll mourn for you when you inevitably go careening off of a mountain pass.
LIKE A SPACE BOY WHOAOAOAOA
>Dai Gyakuten Saiban
well, that's not too bad I guess.
>you don't have superpowers
Fuck. I don't want to be stupid.
Dark Souls
Wouldn't last 20 seconds, tbqh
>Dragon Quest Heroes
I guess I become a shopkeeper or something.
>>342972417
>Sent to #FE Tokyo Mirage Sessions
I'm actually a pretty talented and practiced singer and I've been on-stage plenty, so I should have proper mirage powers in #FE Shibuya
>Subnautica
I am really fucked
>>342972417
>smt IV
I can still fight demons
>Va11 hall-A
>will get to sex the sex robot
Neat
>>342972417
>F-Zero GX
I mean can't be that bad.
>>342972417
>space engineers
Oh boy that's cool
>Doom 2016
Depends if I'm there before or after the hell wave.
If before I probably just turn into a zombo
If after I'd desperately look for a berserker pack to RIP AND TEAR
>>342974814
>Lotus is a cunt
hoho I see you havnt finished yet
>>342977730
How is that game?
>>342972417
>Skyrim
Probably try to head to a city but get frostbite then die to wolves
>>342977965
really fun exploration and spoopy moments. Also it has a good base creation system if you like that.
>ZTD
Shit, well at least I know that Carlos is Zero and that Q is young Brother.
Devil Survivor
Perfect, just need to find someone with a comp and wait until they die.
>Witcher 1
Would whore myself in Vizima for some monay and move to the Black Tern Island
ZE3. Die a painful death because no magic dimension hopping powers.
>Yoshi's Island
I can just ride on Yoshi the whole time.
>>342972417
>Need for Speed: Most Wanted.
I'm NOT leaving my house.
>Terraria with the Pillars out to play
>>342977921
Too bad the berserk pack would make your heart explode since you're not Doomguy.
Send help
>>342978586
Dazed
Reeling
About to break
>>342972417
>Link's Awakening
Eh, I'll be fine.
Or am I part of the dream?
Is this all a dream?
Am I in the game right now?
>>342978586
I'd like to think I wouldn't mind some shorty shots skeleton throwing piss wine at me, or some push up bra'd halloween wearing cunt chanting her gypsy magic at me. I swear to god, fuck this game
>>342978561
You're thinking haste. Haste makes your heart rupture.
Berserk just makes you kill anything in sight
>>342979210
You're right, but it's very likely a berserk would still kill you, and if it doesn't you will be a vegetable.
>"Test subjects exposed to this sphere exhibit extreme rage and increased strength. It has been noted that subjects given the Berserk sphere will vent their rage on any living creature they can find, and will even self-harm if they have no outlet for their fury. In the extremely rare case that a subject survives exposure, they will be left in a perpetual state of delirium and should be exterminated. "
>Xenogears
i'm dead
Fallout 4 yea shit.
I guess I'm gonna die of the plague or some shit.
>>342972417
>Shovel Knight
Well, that's gonna be fucking weird. I guess I'd try to learn swordsmanship or become a shopkeep or somethinng. Maybe a bartender would be fun.
Or play off my spooky future knowledge and swear allegiance to the Enchantress in the hopes of being given power like Black Knight was. I guess I'd need to be useful at something for that to even be considered. Maybe learn ice magic? It exists in the setting. After getting to the level of the ice mages in the game maybe swearing to the Enchantress could get that buffed up.
I'd probably be nowhere near the power of an actual Knight character, but it could be cool.
Soul caliber 2
>>342979818
Whoa...
>Smash 4
fuck
>>342979818
HO SHIT
>>342979818
>still haven't woken up
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
>>342972417
Street Fighter V. I die the second any of the characters breathes in my general direction.
Also holy shit, never thought I'd see Densha Otoko on 4chan again. I always reread Train Man when I'm feeling down.
>>342972417
Danganronpa: everything is ok and i make some friends or I die as a NEET
probably the die thing
>>342980492
I recently re-watch the TV drama series. I didn't know which board to talk about it. I tried /tv/, /m/ and /jp/.
>>342972417
>Uncharted 4
I'm a fatass, so depending on where it puts me I'm either A-okay or totally fucked. Most likely gonna die falling over a cliff.
>>342972417
>Okami
I don't know how well people would react to some dark-skinned weirdo talking in gibberish.
>>342980543
Just have amazing tiddies or be the most hatable douche in the group and you'll be just fine
Morrowind.
If I start out with some dosh I'll get myself some basic gear and join the Mages guild.
>>342980649
Well shit, guess I'll have to drop into those boards sometime to see if they'll discuss it. Train Man is some good shit
>barbftr
I'm a dead man.
An incredibly aroused dead man.
>>342980945
>/v/ will never be like the message board in that series.
>>342978496
Rip
>MGSV
Well I don't like deserts so I'll probably melt, but the guards can't see 10ft infront of them so I may be decent at soldier work.
>>342972417
>red orchestra 2
Pokemon omega ruby..
I'll be fine
>>342972417
>Guilty Gear
I mean there are normal people in the GG universe. I just have to live in the main city and hope no one tries to wreck my shit.
>>342972417
>Va-11 Hall-A
I'm finally reunited with my waifu, at last.
>>342981116
>>>/jp/15458567
it doesn't get any replies though.
>VA-11 HALL-A
Time to call up everyone's favorite Lilim.
>Fallout 3
Grab a gun, rad x and start killing shit
>>342972417
The Last of Us
I'll probably end up getting infected or shot or both.
I'm more concerned about why I suddenly don't have super powers.
>Katamari
Things are gonna be just fine.
This, I hope.
>>342981792
I'd let poison fuck my ass and it still wouldn't be gay.
>>342972417
>Underrail
Well time to beg for some private quarters.
>>342972417
>Arma 3
Fuck
>BamHam Knight
Fuck, I'm so fucking dead.
>>342972417
>Civilization: Beyond Earth
I spend my entire time on a new planet building infrastructure and trade routes, developing sustainable energy sources, making peaceful alliances, preserving the natural alien flora & fauna, advancing orbital technology and fighting defensive wars of attrition against space Mexico and space North Korea because those dumb assholes spent the first 250+ turns of the game amassing economically taxing militaries instead of actually trying to colonize the planet.
Not bad.
>>342980863
Ho and if someone gets murdered i should just look like the most suspicious guy
the obvious is never the guilty one.
>Wargame Red Dragon
Either pic related or death by arty barrage
>Hitman
Well, I'm about to be a spectator in an incredibly unlikely series of accidents.
>>342980107
I'm sure The Outsider would find your dimension-hopping fascinating enough to give you a power or two. Might not be that bad.
>>342972417
>Far Cry 3
>i get raped by pirates daily
Help
>Oblivion
Propably a beggar or getting killed by Daedras
>fallout 3 also
this post gave me radiation poisoning
+ shoot them with lasers.
>World of warcraft.
Will my main be there to protect me at least?
>>342984296
you could shoot them dunno maybe you have a gun or something dunno i mean i probably would be dead but "there is always a first try"
>>342972417
Depth.
...I get eaten by sharks I guess?
>Trails of Cold Steel
Well nobody in these games have super-powers, they use Orbments to do shit
>>342972417
>Dishonored:Definitive Edition
Time to get sneeki breeki.
>>342972417
holy shit ive seent his
>Earth Defense Force 4.1
well then, let's see... I have no superpowers but I DO have heavy armor, 2 miniguns and fucking infinite ammo.
This should be good.
Not sure how I would cope with no games or anime, but at least I would get to listen to great music daily.
>Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
I don't need the powers, they're lying all over the place.
TIME TO KILL SATAN
>>342976753
>Being this triggered
Lose some weight fatty
>>342972417
Morrowind
>but you don't have superpowers so what happens?
Does this mean that I can actually hit something?
>Assassin's creed: Brotherhood
That's a tough one. On one hand I could use my education to usher the industrial revolution and make big money off it, but then I'd probably be killed by Templars or Assassins. So it'd be about striking the balance. Maybe start slowly by first impressing Leonardo, teaching him a few things, then getting connections to Ezio and trading my knowledge for safety with his order.
>Monster Hunter
I mean I guess I can live as merchant or something. Cowering daily over Great Jaggis.
Do game mechanics count as superpowers? I mean if in a game all the normal characters are capable of wielding giant swords or have insane mobility or can't die without few consecutive screenshots do I get the same or am I just a normal human being?
>>342992170
>screenshots
*headshots
>>342972417
>Animal Crossing: Wild World
Bank Account near full, everyone likes me, Redd is coming today or tomorrow, life is good
>>342981191
nice
>>342981191
Good thing I wasn't playing that. Otherwise I'd have no option but to die for motherland like my great grandfather I was named after.
>>342972417
>Silent Hill
Holy shit i'm fucked.Is this the absolute worst i could've gotten?
>>342993276
No, the absolute worst isGone home.
>Danganronpa
I'd just be Makoto 2.0: A few years older edition. I hope I don't get murdered
Monster hunter 4 u
I haven't played a video game in years, so I wouldn't know...
>>342993652
so generic character who is used as a connection to the exaggerated world?
pls try to be something better lie some ultimate memer or something
>>342972417
>Bully
i dont know if thats bad i can touch children
>>342972417
>Flashback
I get killed by drone troopers whilst falling off a ledge
>Team Fortress 2
Meh, could be worse
>>342994912
I'm the Ultimate Normal
>>342978586
Same boat.
Fuck all of that, I'd just become a drunken bum at the tavern.
>Nier
If I can fuck Kaine before I inevitably die I'll be okay with it.
>Dark Souls III
I'd probably just chill with the Fire keeper and drink estus
>Skullgirls
I end up as one of the random NPCs and OCs in the background of one of the stages. Or I'm killed by collateral damage or by the mafia from some story stuff
>>342972417
>The Division
>2nd PVP based character
>Gear based game
I guess I would have to train in base in the use of fire arms, then it is off to save Jew York.
I am practically indestructible with this character.
>Bloodborne
Well, at least I can cuddle the cute doll through the unending suffering
>Left 4 Dead 2
>mfw constantly getting entangled by Smokers or pounced on by Hunters.
>>342988512
From memory
You have proptosis, and mutant spider for the 4 shots.
Pro tip, you do more damage up close.
>silent hill 2
>mfw when spooked 2 deaf
>>342972417
>MH4U
I'm never leaving my fucking house.
>>342998194
>getting hanged by a Smoker as Coach
>>342998545
Unless you have some kind of horrible mental trauma you should be fine.
>DS3
If you mean I can die then holy shit I'm boned. Guess I could offer to teach the PC gestures for souls or something stupid like that.
>jerking off gesture
>>342972417
>Grand Kingdom
So im just a mercenary like any other?
>>342998891
a Girl I liked back in highschool dumped me the same day we got together does that count?
>>342993652
You'll be the generic guy that got your whole shit ruined in the outside world
>Smash Bros
I get to hang out with every cool character in vidya?
>>342999184
No, it doesn't
You aren't like James, with no will to live, so you could easily hop a fence and run for it
>Tales From Borderlands
Bandits kill me, a phycho eats my head off, or i train to become a vault hunter
>CS:GO
I guess I can stay in the back and let the people who know how to shoot do all the work for me.
>>342972417
I'd save / load a super power? Cuz ROMemories is pretty chill. But I managed to die on stupid Android anyway...
>>342999603
>implying i have a will to live
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG KIDDO
>>342999184
Unless you wake up in the middle of the night sweating when you think about or it makes you feel suicidal then no.
>VA-11 Hall-A
I guess nothing other than living in a semi-dystopia cyberpunk world because there are no superpowers
>>342975410
> brown
Nigger? Sand nigger?
>>342972417
>you will never be densha otoko and have 4chan guide you
why live
>>342977805
See how well that went for nanashi
I'd be sent to pokemon oras universe, guys id live a comfy life as a baker with my mons.
>>342980834
BR?
>A.C.E. 3
Jack a Brain Powered, fuck off to another planet
>>342975410
them gooks probably lynch your ass faster than you can say konichiwa
stay safe my nigger
>Undertale
Get murdered by a xenophobic goat king and his fish woman 'hero' who murders children. Also, a sexy robot has an army of mercenaries after me and a certain spider seems to be able to attempt to murder me without any legal justice. In short, it's shit for humans.
>>343000214black
>>342972417
Fallout 4
Guess I'm not looking for my son and actually exploring shit instead.
I've barely touched the main story at all and I don't care about it otherwise I'm enjoying my autistic sanctuary and having fun looting and shooting.
I'm skipping most of mc dialogue because I don't give a shit. I hate that npcs can walk away from conversation now.
Have a Todd because I enjoy the gameplay but story is definitely on backburner for me.
Last console game was GTA IV
Last PC game was Hatred
I die
>Odin Sphere
Die.
Unless it's Animal Crossing, Ace Attorney, or Pokemon, you're gonna die.
>>342976543
BREAKING OUT MY BABY
COME ON ARE YOU READY?
>>342972417
>half-life
if no HEV suit might as well seppuku
>>342972417
>DanganRonpa 2
Well the first thing im gonna do is try to sex Akane , and then I'll probably just get killed by some jealous motherfucker.
>Space Engineers
Let's hope all this miraculous block placing is handled by the suit, not character's powers.
>Bloodborne
Pic related
>Life is Strange
Coming for that booty Kate,
Battlefield 3
Not taking any risks. Im going Recon and sitting my ass down somewhere out of range
>>343001684
>Space Engineers
RUN AWAY FROM THE SPIDERS
>>342993610
Why? That big house was comfy as shit, ooh and it's raining which is nice
>>342972417
>La-Mulana
I'm allowed to just go home and ditch the ruins, right?
>Final Fantasy 9
I live out the rest of my days in the comfiest setting of all time. Not fucking bad.
>>342972417
>Pokemon
Can God please make this happen?
>>342972417
>EO
nothing, I've always self inserted as the unseen 6th member and cartographer of the guild
>>342972417
>dawn of war
I'm an imperial guardsman, might be cool for all 10 seconds I might live for in a fight.
>Pathologic
Such is life for a fuck.
>>343002303
Golly gee anon I'm not touching those planets until I get my hands on some WMD's.
>>342972417
>akiba's trip
I end up getting my life force sucked out by an otaku not vampire and live in depression for the rest of my life?
Sounds great. Also can't speak Japanese
>>342972417
>senran kagura
Maybe i can be school janitor and stare at titty ninja all day
>LBX
Nobody has super powers, it's just Japan in the year 2050 and everyone is into Gunpla but they actually move and fight.
That would be fucking rad.
>Nuclear Throne
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>342979818
>life sucks ass even in a coma
whats the point
>Quake
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/quake/images/5/5e/Teledth1.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150119101240
>>342972417
>Half-Life
I guess I'm good if I get the HEV suit
>>343001197
You can still die in Ace Attorney though.
>>342979818
I woke up in an American hospital and the doctor was charging me 100 grand for staying there for a week. So I came back
>>342972417
>Risk of Rain
I'm FUCKED.
>Darkest Dungeon
I guess I could be one of the classes that don't have any special powers like Arbalest or Bounty Hunter or whatever. I'm good with stress so I don't have to worry about that too much. There's a lot of dangers though, I'd probably survive a few quests I guess.
>>342972417
Duke Nukem 3d
Time to kick ass and I'm also out of gum
>>343004682
Say what you will about Bethesda they know how to make memes.
>AC Black Flag
Guess I live in the Caribbean now.
>Endless Legend
Comfy but fucking insanely slow compared to something like HoMM3
>>343000084
a cute asian woman says this: what do you say?
>New Vegas
I die. if I'm lucky I can live a year or so as a prostitute/beggar but it's unlikely I'd even make it that far
>>342972417
>factorio
I automate my existence and consume fish
>>342972417
>The Witcher 3
well I'm fucked somewhat
>>343006704
Hope you like yellow fever and mosquitoes
>>342972417
>stellaris
Have awesome space adventures
>>342972417
>Skyrim
Become a farmer who fights dragons from time to time, but run away from spiders all the time
>>342977730
Same here.I can't swim
>>342972417
original fallout, die by radscorpion
>>342972417
Chilling in Shibuya, I guess?
>warhammer into my empire campaign
For sigmar!I hope I get drafted into a crossbow unit, I've had one crossbow unit since the start of my campaign and I'm on turn 80 now. Pretty good odds of survival vs being in a pike or swordsman unit I guess.
>kirby
I'm fucked
>>343003992
>bitch about how life sucks
>don't do anything to change direction life is heading in
>life still sucks
Fucking /r9k/ autists are the worst people.
life is strange
...well then, that was a short game
>Pokemon X
Get me a pokemon
>cookie clicker
Life goes on...but with more cookies, I guess.
>>342972417
>powers
I'm fucked either way.
>>342972417
>DS3
I die almost instantly
>>342972417
Warcraft 3, nelf campaign.
Maybe I can convince Maiev that I have important knowledge of the future.
>>343000358
dude as a fully grown adult human you would be literally untouchable, frisk was just a kid.
>>342988120
EDF!
>>342972417
>Valhalla
I get a drink with jill and hopefully seduce her with my tales of the past since I'm basically a living history book now
>fallout new Vegas
I like my chances
>Verdun
F
>>343012991
they would be the ones who had a bad time