D.Va is clearly the cutest character in Overwatch.
Tell me why you don't main her.
>>342969719
She's Korean.
She has that slightly chubby face you see on bitchy Asian girls.
Her peashooters are useless and her mech dies faster than Zenyatta.
Because everytime they down her they grab her and install her on a tickle torture machine which she's left on for hours, making respawn take too long.
>>342969719
Because shes trash as a hero and a waifu
>>342969719
Zarya's better
>>342969719
Her Mech is made of Paper
>>342970480
Because "maining" a character without considering your own team comp or the enemy team comp in a game that relies on constantly switching and counterpicking characters in order to build a more competent team is fucking stupid.
>>342970607
sounds hot desu
>>342969719
>Suggest someone play tank
>They pick this useless shit
When will this D'va tank meme end?
>>342970587
I even have a picture as proof.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's Mei.
>BUT SHE'S FAT
No, she's thick. Besides, fucking twigs is just boring. A girl has to have some meat on her bones if you want to have an involving and passionate fuck.
D.Va is just incredibly tryhard which makes me hate her. She is literally your average female Twitch streamer, and pretty much every female Twitch streamer annoys the fuck out of me.
>>342969719
Reinhardt is the best characterHe's also the cutest
>>342969719
>D.Va is cutest
>Not junkrat
>>342970893
OINK OINK OINK
WANT SOME BUTTER WIFF DAT BACON SUH?
>>342970893
Thick is just another way of saying fat
Thick was invented just so retards and autists wouldn't have to say they want to fuck a fat girl
>>342970737
The only tank viable in pubs is Reinhardt. And even then, people tend to walk past the shield.
>>342970893
>fucking twigs is just boring
That's a shame you feel that way anon.
>>342970893
>A girl has to have some meat on her bones if you want to have an involving and passionate fuck
This is so unbelievably wrong it hurts.
You are either a virgin or have only fucked fat women
you guys are autistic
widowmaker is the absolute hottest and would give the best fuck
>>342971437
>Le edgy blue vampire
Because I main Zarya instead. Not only is Zarya a much better tank, she also requires more skill, has much better lines, looks cooler and has much more interesting and fun mechanics as a character.
Zarya > D.va
>>342971489
idc about how shallow her character is, i want to fuck her
>>342969719
BUFF
W H E N
H
E
N
?
>>342971437
>widowmaker is the absolute hottest and would give the best fuck
She'll kill you.
>>342971706
maybe in your fantasies
if i was le edgy owl mask man with shotguns it would be easy to keep her from killing me anyway
>5 trojs
>1 reinhardt
YOU CAN'T LOSE!!!
Because you shouldn't main in Overwatch.
>>342971815
Whatever you say anon..
>>342971825
console poor detected
What size are D.Va's feet?
I desperately want some Asian gamer woman to shove her feet in my face while making gamer references to punish me.
I like her because her mech gives you the illusion that you're playing well. 30:1 kd is all too easy.
>>342970893
>A girl has to have some meat on her bones if you want to have an involving and passionate fuck.
Virgin detected
>>342971881
>telling me not to want to fuck widowmaker while showing me hot pictures of widowmaker
ok
>>342971995
Leave fag
>>342969719
I like to take less than 20 minutes to kill an enemy.
>>342972190
That's just how I am.
>>342972242
Not until you tell me what size D.Va's feet are.
>>342972324
my god she's perfect dude
>>342972324
>fan drawings
>always in animal style
WHY?!
>>342972440
>>342972545
holy hell where are you getting these
>>342972545
unf
>>342972802
Pixiv. Here. ect etc.
>>342972545
>those straps on her thigh
>>342973038
hot damn
>>342973128
>>342969719
because pharah is more beautiful and more useful than dva
>>342973310
>>342973038
>>342972545
>>342972324
>>342971881
>showing the best stuff of her
Based artists.
>maining
you are the cancer ruining this game.
>tfw playing tons of D.Va now so that when the buff comes, I'll become a god
it's like goku training in the gravity machine
>>342969719
>generic Samus Aran copy
>cute
pick one
>>342973573
Yeah except unlike in the gravity machine, you probably actually weigh 1000 pounds.
>>342973413
>>342969719
she sucks
>>342973702
But less anime please. I want her western face.
>>342973702
the anime ruins her
>>342973783
>>342973885
I like the anime artstyle.
>>342973783
Ironic considering Widowmaker was inspired from a hentai
But I do main her. Nothing beats using her shield to tank someones ability damage then unloading the cannons into their face once its over. Her ult is pretty much an instant kill if not sevearl. shes also really nimble and has that auto pistol that can destroy people after her mech is gone. best game with her I got 25 eliminations with only 2 deaths because I kept calling in new mechs and blasting people in the face with her pistol while waiting.
>>342974017
>inspired
Similarity doesn't equate to inspiration, unless you have a quote from the desginer.
>>342974017
I don't even care her western face is hotter. This has nothing to do with anything.
>>342969719
>choosing resting bitch face
>not resting "i will fuck you senseless and unable to stand the next day" face
or even
>resting "i'm incredibly fertile despite being 37" face
>>342974017
is she inspired by "the woman who never misses", where the dude fucks the sniper lady while she's trying to assassinate someonw?
Because I value performance over looks.
Plus you don't see her face unless you taunt 24/7
I don't abuse broken OP characters in games.
>>342974816
then why are you playing overwatch
>>342974017
Why is blizzard filled with degenerates?
>>342973683
S A V A G E
>>342969719
I walk another path.
>>342969719
Mercy is cuter and more useful desu.
Nah. Mei is the cutest. D.va looks like a high school grade-a cunt.
With that said though, any one has "DON'T TURN AROUND"?
>>342970530
and u are trash as a faggot and a son
>>342975540
>fat cow with glasses
>anything resembling cute
>>342969719
(OP)
>>342975161
>Mercy is sexier and more useful desu
ftfy
>>342975863
Ok purple suit and mindbreak.
Is there more resemblance?
>>342969719
Because I must become a master of the blade.
I'd play her if she was a decent hero.
She's essentially a flanker with the hitbox size of a tank and a huge crit zone smack-dab in the middle of her mech's model.
>>342969719
It's the cheeks nigga
>>342970948
Yes, also yes.
>>342969719
I don't own the game.
>>342975949
>people can't be sexy and cute at the same time
???
>>342971227
Hes right though.
I had a stick for a GF once and she would just lay there. Her moans would always be a whisper and when she would be on top it was be slow as fuck. Great BJs though.
My current thick GF is way better in every aspect and its usually 10/10 sex. BJs could use work though.
>>342969719
I prefer jerking off to Pharrah atm
>>342980131
Why is pharah so white in some avatars?
>>342969719
>clearly the cutest character in Overwatch.
anon i....
>>342980131
>dat cute panic heal
>>342980131
Phamercy is literally the best ship. This was so cute.
>>342975161
>Old hag still thinks she can work the pole.jpg
>>342980131
>tfw someone says Mercy/Pharah are the CUTEST couple
>>342981251
faggot detected
>>342970893
>Fat face
>Fat hands
>Fat ass torso
>No ass due to torse and thighs being on same level
>Fat curly thighs
>Fat shank, also on same lvl as thighs so fat they are
>Heavier than 4 man combined
>Stinks in every corner
>Stinks because she sweats inbetween her fat that is layered on top of each other from feet to multi-neck to face
>Love:The dreamest: Best girl:The american dream
I hope theres at least SOME kind of dignity and hope left in america.
>>342971146
Zarya is good if you have a terrible team that constantly walks into the line of fire
>>342977476
She is beautiful
>>342980131
Daily reminder that Pharah is the best girl and Widowmaker and Tracer are LITERALLY babby's first waifu tier
Lucio is too much fun. D.Va is also fun, but she does like 4 damage/hour and her mech is made out of rice paper.
>>342981572
>No ass
Cause she sucks and there are better tanks to play.
![overwatch_lucio_gamescom_2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T2Jrfi2.jpg "overwatch_lucio_gamescom_2015[1].jpg")
YO D.VA IN THE FLESH! CAN I GET YO AUTOGRAPH?
>>342984127
>you will never smell and taste the sweat being accumulated between her ass cheeks
im still searching for reasons to be alive.
>>342984289
>i live in the country this nigger lives
life is absolutely suffering
Every Overwatch girl is best Overwatch girl
>>342985028
LONDON
Because she is weak af.
>>342985564
what
I want to marry D.Va!
>>342986592
impossible. it needs to be consensual anon. sorry
>>342970893
2fat
>>342986713
do you think she is tight?
>>342986815
Yes, but juicy.
>>342986919
perfection. i wonder if she creams too
>>342987089
It's your job creaming her.
>>342987243
Fuck you, and fuck that webm.
I feel less effective with her than the other characters in her role.
Roadhog is better if you want to be tanky while defending a specific area
Winston is better if you want to leap across the map and attack people
All of the offense flankers are also better if you want to go harass people, they don't have as much health but they can move around and deal more damage so instead of just being a distraction you can actually weaken the enemy team.
The only things I can think of that she's ideal for are killing Widowmaker since Winston's DPS is so low that Widow can easily outdamage him with headshots, or clearing a point in overtime with her otherwise useless self destruct.
She reminds me of my ex and for that reason I have never touched her.
>>342969719
because cute =/= effective
but i wouldn't expect a waifufag to understand that
>>342970480patrician
>>342987389
She needs to be changed to be a mid ranged tank.
Tighten her spray on the guns and shrink her headshot box.
There, fixed.
The problem is that the best part of her kit, defense matrix, doesn't work with how she's structured.
Right now, the best thing you can do is rocket boost to the back lines and shove yourself into isolated people.
But if you're fighting one on one, defense matrix is pretty much useless.
She needs to be able to stay with her team.
>>342969719
She's a tranny.
>>342987389
Git gud
Nobody eats Torbjorns like D. Va. She can rush them down and her ult also reks turret spam of all kinds.
>>342969719
Because I'd rather have some of this
>>342986713
>>342986919
>>342987176
brown pussy.
>>342987701
I feel Soldier 76 is better for fucking a turret up, but I will say D.va being able to get close and do it gives her more chance of killing the Torbjorn before he runs away to build another one.
>>342980131
Reaper and mercy work really well together ingame as well. I've torn shit apart with a mercy on my back
>>342987389
The problem is that you're awful with her out of mech gameplay.
You do not know the joys of kiting the entire team behind a corner just to call the mech on top of them.
GUYS, I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GONNA BUY OVERWATCH FOR PS4 AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!
>>342987701
>Nobody eats Torbjorns like D. Va.
Kek.
Torbjorn's secondary fire kills her in two hits because her headbox is giant
>>342970680
>being a hardpicking faggot
>>342988014
just make sure you have friends to play it with anon
>>342969719
because maining characters in this game is fucking dumb. be flexible.
>>342988014
i don't mind as long as you play with a key and b and post webms of you humiliating people
>>342988014
>FOR PS4
>>342971029
Junkrat is almost 2 metres high. Why do fanartists insist on making him tiny?
>>342987243
That webm was alright until I saw that
>>342988254
He's small next to Roadhog.
And it accentuates the Big Man/Small Man comedy dynamic.
>>342988095
>>342988110
>>342988184
I'm only getting it because that's what my friends play on and my PC is a toaster.
>>342988014
>fps on consoles
Reminder thst you will NEVER taste Pharah.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/151300
>>342988962
don't cry at least you have friends
>>342969719
She's not Mercy
>>342989283
>implying my sensitivity wouldn't match up with your mouse
i'll rekt u m8 1v1 meh
>>342969719
>maining because cute
SHIGGY FUCKING DIGGY
>>342988037
>implying I dont destroy the turret and kill Torb as well
>>342988338
Saw what?
>>342989837
I'm not implying it
I'm saying it.
Torb's right click is absurdly good against Dva.
And that's not even counting the turret plinking away at the same time
>>342971489
>Reaper
>Genji
>Widowmaker
Is this the holy trinity of Overwatch edge?
i like her because she looks like Anri
>>342969719
b-b-b-b-but anon ofc i main d.va!!
but actually her charge is pretty great at moving quickly around the map and defense matrix gives good sustain, what's not to love?
>>342986713
DELETE THIS
>>342969719
>maining a character
>in overwatch
>>342969719
>maining
i like d.va but only playing one character is gay
>>342988014
are you retarded
>>342990242
Maining just means the character you use the most
>>342969719
>retard friend has 142 hours on this character.
>insists she's good even before buff announcement
>constantly berated for picking her by randoms.
>as you can guess he loses a lot, 32% winrate
>fucking loves slice of life and is unemployed.
>>342990186
no
>>342969719
Useless bullet sponge for distracting
>>342990387
So he's bad at the game, what's your point?
>>342990690
That's what you should be doing with her, being a bullet sponge and/or battering ram
>>342990387
>67% win rate as D.va
People just need to realize what kind of character she is, and stop fucking playing her on defense for the love of god.
>>342991118
I want to use my dick like a battering ram on her womb
>>342991118
>Be a bullet sponge
>Feed the enemy team ultimates
At least Roadhog can grab Mercy out of the enemy team and shotgun her face off to compensate for his ultimate-building nature.
>>342991226
>67% win rate
How do you win so much?
>>342990387
there's nothing wrong with playing a hero you enjoy anon. stop being a dick
>>342991564
He's on console
>Tell me why you don't main her.
I do
She has flaws, but I like her
>>342991564
play 3 games, win 2
>>342990107
>retired so we will never see her cosplay D.Va and get fucked by Yakuza
Life is pain.
>>342991780
Okay smart guy.
What if you lose 2?
D.Va's my favorite and I can't wait until she gets buffed
>>342991861
if you lose 2 then you go and win 4
>>342991226
Isn't last minute stalling like one of the two things D.Va is actually kinda alright at? That and turret cleanup duty?
>>342986713
>>342986919
>>342987176
>Fucking an Islamic Whore
Disgusting, to be honest.
>>342991970
She's egyptian, and made for dicking.
>>342991226
But you can play her on defense too, it requires you to know the map the better and plan your attacks carefully, though.
>>342991564
>Koth/Capture point
Clear point with Q, make sure team is ready to get in there and don't just blow it whenever, even if you don't get kills disorienting the team and destroying sentries will usually be enough to make a dent on there defense
>Moving Cart
Just stand on card, build alt, and then blow it when your mech dies, hide behind corner, build bot and than build ult again.
Also always kill Mercy, Lucio, Zenyatta, Widowmaker and Hanzo by boosting at them with shield up. D.Va is a hard counter to these guys and if you need to sacrifice yourself to take out one, while creating a diversion allowing your teammates to kill other units you did your job.
>>342991970
Brown girls in anime and vidya are my weakness
>>342992034
The only reason I want to dick her is because she's yurishipped with Mercy. I'd love to see tha old hag's reaction when she sees my cock in her precious gf's mouth.
>>342992320
She'd be getting plowed by me so I don't think she'd feel too bad
>>342991958
I think a team needs either a Winston or a D.Va on offense just because they both can take out the healers and snipers reliably.
Winston is considered better in general for this but I have better luck as D.va
>>342992206
I pretty much use her ult to let my team move in, but even when the team is just outside, they prefer to stay there.
>>342992742
I want to marry D.Va so that inspires me to do better as her
>>342969719
Because while she's waifu material and really fun to play, she doesn't often play a big role on her team and there are usually more useful heroes you could pick over Ms. Song
>>342989283
>>342976010
Nobody mindbreaks my Asagi
>>342971146
Fucking this. I love the idea of playing Rein, but it's so frustrating having your team run past you when you want them to stay behind your shield and work together
>>342993000
played right, shes the one who breaks up enemy formations and lets you guys get into the point.
So when's her buff?
Best Mei
>>342969719
Why would I play Shitty Girl Winston when I can play real Winston
>>342973378
Patrician taste, Anon. Pharah is severely underrated and I honestly like her more than D. Va, but all the weebs will judge me for not liking her or Widowmaker
>>342973038
Are you paying money for it? It's so hell not being able to sort it in any way without a subscription
>>342993282
>people think she looks like that
>>342969719
Nah bro.
>Voice that isn't annoying
>Better personality
>Cuter appearance
>Glasses
>Has bigger tits and the biggest booty.
>>342970154
It dies fast.... but not that fast. More along the lines of Phara.
>>342992206
>if you need to sacrifice yourself to take out one, while creating a diversion allowing your teammates to kill other units you did your job.
Pretty much this. As dumb as it sounds, just give no fucks to K/D and commit to dying for the team. The people who will call you a wasted slots mostly likely idiots spouting shit they'd here from threads that can't see an opening being created for them so it's honestly on them not you. It's Ironic that it's the spoil brat of the game who's has to be played selflessly and be the one of the biggest team players
Oh.
Hello there.
I was just stopping by to ruin any fun you were having.
You see, most people that play this game suck.
This is especially true when it comes to sniper classes, Hanzo most notably.
Because of this, Blizzard created me!
I'm that little crutch so that less-skilled Hanzo players don't give up!
Isn't that nice of them?
I did main her when the game first came out. She's fun as hell since the way I play her, I help cover my team with Defense Matrix or hit and run. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Blizzard nerfs her Boost cooldown. But after playing the game for so long, there are other characters that are better depending on the situation.
But it was still fun when the game first came out and I boosted up to kill retarded Widowmakers.
>>342987389
>can't kill a Widow with Winston
Bruh
>>342993449
Forgot to mention that Mei likes to build walls to keep people out.
That makes her like Trump, and as we all know from /pol/, Trump is the best choice to lead Humanity.
>>342969719
LITERALLY PERFECTION
She's a shit hero
>>342969719
Less cute than Mei!
>>342993763
This picture bugs me because doing shop work bare foot or in flops is a good way of getting your feet destroyed.
>>342993164
Rein can be fucking king with even one or two good teammates.
>Walking forward with a Widowmaker and Pharah
>Widowmaker takes out a Bastion, Pharah BTFO's a Torb's turret.
>Widowmaker fucks off to highground
>Pharah boosts straight up to Ult
>Everybody's distracted, time to boost right the fuck into their formation
Glorious, every time.
She's not Christmas Cake
>finally got the Punk Tracer skin I wanted
>really want to at least try to git gud with her
>only way to get a chance at using her without god awful team comp is to pick her immediately because if you don't then three other people will go Genji, Hanzo, Reaper before you forcing the last three to include support and tank
>don't want to be one of those faggots but that basically means never getting to play as her
>>342993449
>Voice that isn't annoying
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE
>cuter
She is a fat fucking slob. A fat chinese neet's fantasy. She is not cute nor sexy.
>>342994138
she's not christmas cake but I want to pump her full of my icing
>>342994138
I WANT TO HELP IMPROVE MEI'S SELF-ESTEEM!Girls who are embarrassed by their bodies are my fetish.
>>342994138
>No Christmas Sweater costume for Mei>No boob window sweater costume for Mei.
>>342989283
Holy shit that was bad
>>342993854
And you're a shit anon
>>342991564
Switch off the character early if it looks like you're going to lose. It's why Symmetra has such a high winrate, she's most useful in the first point on defense and people usually switch off afterward. There you go, now you can say "I have a high winrate with my favorite smelly whore"
>>342989283
>>342990242
Why the fuck do people draw d va as their kid?
>mfw no tracer in this thread
>>342995184
She belongs in the trash
>>342969719
she's shit
OFFICIAL CHARACTER RANKING
Tank
>Reinhardt
>Zarya
>Winston
>Roadhog
>D.Va
Offense
>Soldier: 76
>Pharah
>McCree
>Genji
>Tracer
>Reaper
Defense
>Junkrat
>Widowmaker
>Torbjorn
>MeiAlso the cutest
>Hanzo
>Bastion
Support
>Mercy
>Lucio
>Zenyatta
>Symmetra
>>342995292
Say that online and not in my face and see what happens
>>342995472
Tracer
A
Shit
>>342995472She's shit
Finished working on this earlier today
>17 out of 40 hours as her
She's so much fun
>>342995472
She's shit, anon. Amelie deserves better, frankly.
>>342991970
>Whore
Rude. Pharah is a pue maidenwho probably isn't Muslim or even a Copt given the eye of Horus tattoo, but I literally don't care even if she were either of those
>>342969719
Cause I dont play games designed by hedge fund managers
>>342996148
pure*
Widowmaker > Mercy = Mei > D.Va > Tracer > Pharah > Zarya > Symmetra
>>342996148
Do you think shegoes to church with Angela to make her happy?
>>342996325
I would go to church every Sunday if it meant getting to spend my life with Mercy
>>342996325
Yes.And during Ramadan, Pharah comes home after a hard day of work, and sunset, Mercy gives her a choice of breaking her by eating food, or breaking her fast by eating her her
>>342970831
>OIL
I'm glad that was labeled. I would have been confused by this image, otherwise.
>>342970893
Found the fatty.
>>342990025
you pick genji when he not even edgy
hanzo is the nigger you is looking for pham
>>342977476
I want tokissWidowmaker.
>>342987921
My best match of all time was when a Mercy pocketed my Reaper. We utterly decimated the enemy team.
>>342996769
>breaking her fast by eating her her
>>342970893
this desu, i cant wait till her inevitable skin with no jacket, comes out, she resembles her concept art and blizzard btfo's all the retards who havent seen or worn a winter coat in their lives.
>>342990025
>Genji
how's he edgy?
>>342997502
I fucked that up. Imagine I only wrote one "her".I also forgot the "at' before "sunset"
>>342997621
まだまだ
>>342997163
b-bien trop lascif
>>342993282
Something about those arms makes her look like a mutant
Isn't she the smallest character in Overwatch? I don't like playing as small people.
>>342998386
Torb is way smaller
>>342996325
This image is dangerously smug
>>342999385
And mercy is smug by default, so that's saying something
>>342996061
Where's the part where Reinhardt slams her mech into her.
Nice art tho
>>342989283
Console fags, amiright?
>>342980131
hory shet
