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The Ur-Quan literally did nothing wrong.
Let's talk about the greatest PC game ever made.
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>>342969394
FRUNGY FRUNGY FRUNGY!
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>>342969394
they were evil all right, but they are better than most because they had a goodish reason
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>>342969394

>Game praised for unique non-humanoid aliens
>Most of them look cartoony as shit.
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>>342969936
>you will never watch a frungy game

>>342970096
The Ur-Quan aren't inherently evil. They're kind of Chaotic Good. I guess?
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>>342969394

Stop! What you're doing to us is wrong!
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No, I don't want to talk about it. It may be the greatest game to ever be made, but whenever I see something about Star Control 2, I get reminded that Star Control 3 exists. What the fuck were they thinking?
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>>342970184
YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE WORDS AND YOU HAVE SPOKEN THEM RIGHTLY. BLAHBLAHBLAH MUH DYNARRI
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>let's kill everyone so they can't do evil again

most braindead retarded shit ever
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>want to either enslave or kill everyone
>not evil

also best theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiBJlqGQqfM
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>>342970152
id go with chaotic neutral
they put their "we will be slaves no more" thing above entire civilizations

i can understand it but holy fuck
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>>342970194
apparently stardock is making another one now
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>>342970592
an actual star control 3?
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>>342969394
They were special *Campers*
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>>342970495
It's protection to themselves. They are a race that thrived from survival with violence, anyways,

>>342970752
They're making a reboot. They bought the license to the games.

>>342970478
That's the Kohr-Ah and yes, they are braindead.


>>342970486
Whenever I think of the Arilou, I think of really deep lore.

You know, them. They. Those. That.
They may even be beside you right now
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you are such a *silly cow* prepare for the *dancing*!
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>>342971410
They are creepy as fuck, why do people even like them.
It's just like my japanese hentais
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>>342971810
they hit that spot between weird as fuck and strange'n'neat
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>>342971810
they're a bizarre extradimensional evil but they're really nice about it
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>>342970478
Black Ur-Quan, you jackass. Green offer you a chance to serve them or be trapped in a safe bubble so the Black don't kill you.
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>>342970478
The Ur-Quan as a whole have the trauma of their enslavement passed down through genetic memory. Every Ur-Quan that lives has been irreversibly scarred by thousands of years of complete mental subjugation, as well as the collective guilt of exterminating the only species they ever really got along with.

The Kohr-Ah were created to be soldiers and labourers, to fight and build. That's exactly what they did and it's what they continue to do. The Kzer-Za were created to be scientists and bureaucrats, they have the mental capacity even in their grief and rage to step back and understand that other species aren't the Dnyarri, even if they believe they might one day pose the same threat.

The Kohr-Ah basically have the emotional maturity of hurt children. Lashing out because it's all they know how to do.
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WE COME IN PEACE
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>>342972412
>they're
Orz is a singular entity, you *lonely* *bubble*
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>>342972501
i allways felt bad for the ur-quan, all of them
they got shat on a lot
they even got mindcontroled to kill the only species that the considered friends, the taalo

aint saying they aint evil, they are, but i can see why, and that makes em great villians for me
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>>342972671
NEW BEHAVIOUR DICTATED
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the slylandro are great, the theme is great too
all the music of the game is great, in fact
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>neither of them is actually the Fot
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i realy like the idea of the Chmmr
whats better than a crystal lifeform and a sentinent robot?
a symbiotic crystal cyborg
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>>342973290
Isn't the eye the Fot? Zoq, Fot, Pik in that order.
>Tfw you find green attractive and blue fuckable.
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YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW!
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Video games? Why would anyone *SNORT* talk about video games? Only the scum of Summer Culture 15 on /v/ would stoop that low. We Thraddash break your weak discs in half and scream how all of you have inferior tastes, as there ARE no good video games! HARG! HARG HARG!
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>>342973915
I bet you'd ask a Supox for reproductive assistance as well you sick freak

Good taste
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>>342974284
Nah, but I would hit on Juffowup.
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>>342973290

How did any of these things guild shit or even move?
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Mass Effect was better
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>>342974769
our blue skined waifu was better
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>>342974692
The same way they exterminated a predator species evolved to eat all three of them
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I always take too long to do things and when the hordes come they kill me real good.
That's what I like about Ass Effect; I can take my own sweet time.
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SHE'S SHOWING HER GLOWY BITS FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! WHAT A SLUT!
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>>342975946
>the guy we talk was really young when he saw th precursors
>he sounds middle age
just how longlived are the cute gasbags?
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>>342974072
>Summer Culture 15
perfect
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>>342976264
He probably wasn't there for it, they just have an oral tradition and absolutely NOTHING to talk about so "that time a bunch of shaggy aliens came by" and "that other time a bunch of brown caterpillars stopped by" endure for thousands of years
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>>342976570
nah man, he said he was little when the millieu was around

so fucking longlived, man
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>cast planets inside slave shields to protect them
>doom them to eventual resource starvation, global war, and extinction

good idea
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>>342977127
Except they're supposed to constantly check up on them yearly and keep them alive.
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>>342977784
Yet they don't, as proven by the spathi and ilwrath fucking off years ago and the orbital station being dangerously low on reactor materials
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>>342977936
well, thats becouse the illwrath thought the spathi would stay
(they arent too smart)
>spathi
>be corageus/brave/not a nervous wreck
pls
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>>342977936
Did you miss the big plot point where they used to do it until recently when they had to go fight the Kohr-Ah?
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am I a bad person for switching off the time limit?
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>>342970152
>>342970495
Lawful evil, how is everybody getting it wrong?
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>>342979109
Yes, it's plenty of time
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>>342971810
Because they're cute and didn't really do anything wrong, who cares about a bunch of asshole rebel sex bots anyway? The Orz just want to get out of their shitty *heavy* dimension and *play* in a lighter one. The Arilou are just jelly because they want the humans for their own purposes.
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>>342978406
This. It was keep them alive and lose the war, or fight the Kor-Ah and get back to keeping their slaves alive.
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I played the first 10 minutes of it.

I met the pkunk and then died.

Maybe I'll pick it up again when it's summer
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>>342980209
>sex bots
Androsynth were all-male clones
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>>342970194
One thing I liked about 3 was how they tied up so many plot threads.
Ending was better then three colored explosions.
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>>342980692
This, except I got to the Zoq-Fot-Pik and couldn't take on the Ur-Quan. Now that I'll be done with work for a few months I can replay it.
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>>342980728
>all-male
not seeing the problem
>clones
No they were synths, robots.
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>One time Ur-Quan encountered a race of creatures so horrifically evil they either wanted to enslave every sentient thing that existed, or destroy it
>The Ur-Quan, after liberating themselves, decided that their experience with a race of creatures so horrifically evil as to enslave or destroy living things warranted a massive effort to influence galactic life for the better
>The best way to do this, of course, is enslaving or destroying every sentient thing that exists
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>>342980936
They were organic weren't they? Isn't that why the other freaks killed them all off?
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>>342980728
A race of fukbois?
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>>342981207
you are what hate and all that crap
plus genetic memory of all those horror they made you do is passed to each and every child

they werent thinking straight with the horror
they are still a bunch of evil assholes
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>>342971810
>It's just like my japanese hentais
It's not like tentacle monsters are new in any way. One of them even had means to bring back a race brink.
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>>342980936
>the manual and dialogue are wrong and my headcanon is right
you might think you're only pretending to be retarded, but you're not
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>>342980936
No, they were clones. The name is a portmanteau of the Greek Andro, man, and Synthetic

The Synthetic Men.
http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/Androsynth
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>>342981649
>a race brink.
race on the brink of extinction*. Fucked that one up.
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>>342981207
It's like caesar's motivation in new vegas.
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>>342981359
No dicks so yes
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I played Ur-Quan masters a while back, and I couldn't get the hang of the combat controls. It looked like i was just flinging around at warp speed across the map until I was chanced with going next to the enemy.

Is there a mod or something to fix that?
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>>342982373
Well if you're not an idiot you realize combat controls are exactly the same as in-system controls where you have to turn 180 and accelerate in the opposite direction to slow down because you retain your momentum
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>>342981207
They also became psychotic after putting themselves through excruciating agony until said race was finally dead. It's honestly like you jackasses never payed attention to the plot.
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>tfw after five years and you see the space map
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>>342970486
That's not the Thraddash theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb-gUVIqChk
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>>342969394
>Get enslaved by hypnotoads
>Break loose from their control with pain inducing headbands
>Hunt the fucking toads to near extinction and then genetically engineer them into universal translators
>After that decide that the universe is too scary a place and so start the final solution with the aliens
>Ultimately cant make up their minds with what the final solution is going to be, so they split into genocidal side and enslaving side
Nothing wrong indeed.
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>>342970486
>>342983052
Stand aside, real best theme and race coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMBxBS0tgwk
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>you never got to tell the Kohr-Ah you found the Mael-num
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>>342976570
no it's definitely established that Slylandro live for thousands of years, he explicitly says that he was a nymph when Milieu scouts came by and that was at least 20000 years ago
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>>342970478
Every species will put themselves over all else.

All lifeforms do what they do to ensure survival over all else, despite the reasons.

Now combine that with having been fucked over HARD in the past by another species it makes sense.

I can't imagine how we would respond to Aliens, if when they visit us for the first time they torture and enslave us. We most likely wont take too kindly to outsiders from that point on.
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>>342972412
>they're a bizarre extradimensional evil but they're really nice about it
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>>342972434
>Black Ur-Quan
Those are called the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. The "green" ones are the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za.
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>>342975064

Superior.
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*Squeezing* the *Juice*
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>>342984369
>orzposting
the orz are all just one lovecraftian samefag
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>>342983708
would have done the same if I was in their shoes tbhfam
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>>342984163
wouldn't the crystals be true neutral, then? they're just pre-programmed robots.
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>tell you directly, to your face, they've been fucking with humanity for thousands of years for a whole bunch of reasons
>but the only one they're willing to share is "we helped save you from Orz"
>everyone eats it up and acts like they're not creepy little Reticulan faggots
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>>342984163
>that conversation where you can point out that by Ilwrath standards, they're all lawful good
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>>342983032
You might be retarded, anon. It's also more fuel efficient to autopilot to all the systems instead of flying manually.
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>>342984163

> YFW there's dickgirl Shofixti porn existing.

There is God. Too bad their ships were kinda sucky, although their questline was pretty great. Thraddash and humans for life when it comes to ships.
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>>342983032
Holy shit, HOW?!
How the fuck did you map the quasispace exit points, or find your way back to earth after a long travel? Christ, I can't even imagine. At least you got the right spirit playing the game...
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>mfw Spathi slave shield themselves
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>>342985787
Different anon, but I never had the map when I first played because pirated copy before the internet.
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>>342985793
what did you expect from a bunch of cowardly molusks
they dont have backbone, or ANY bone for that
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>>342985347
>everyone eats it up and acts like they're not creepy little Reticulan faggots


Everyone says that the Arilou are creepy motherfuckers and nobody really likes them but at the end of the day they're kind of willing to help you not get murdered by the Kohr-Ah so you can sort out why they've been raping our cows later.
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>>342985753
Pics, anon.
>>342985793
I would too if the Ur-Quan had forced me to go and get shot up by other Ur-Quan.
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The lava mushroom dudes were the coolest. If they were a faction in a spess RTS I'd play nothing but those.
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>>342985753
>Too bad their ships were kinda sucky


the ships aren't any good in Super Melee but they're handy in the campaign(and in Star Control 1) because they're cheap as fuck and you can suicide them to take out ships that are worth a lot more.
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>>342985793
>Fwiffo is still with you
>he will never go home
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>>342986058
But you can open the map in-game to see the entire galaxy!
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>>342986389
>wanting to play as malfunctioning Precursor terraformers
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>>342986356
>>I would too if the Ur-Quan had forced me to go and get shot up by other Ur-Quan.

the Ur-Quan never brought their thralls into the civil war. It's basically a religious thing for them and that'd be cheating.

That's why all the thralls are hanging around wondering where the fuck the Ur-Quan went: they left to go fight the civil war and never told them what they were doing.
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>>342969394
>LAUNCH LAUNCH LAUNCH LAUNCH FIGHTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zGvpHaoKTY
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>>342986356

view/19638824/

>>342986485
Yeah but I dislike the suicide tactics. At the end of the day I want something that works and I can use through the campaign. Chmmr stuff comes in too late to make that big of a difference so until then I just use Cruisers since they're the best.
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What is the best version of this to play?
I see The Ur-quan Masters is on 0.7 and it's standing there, are there any major bugs?
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>>342986754
>not just avoiding fights until your Tug is so decked out it shits on absolutely everything in 3 shots at most

And then a single Pkunk ship for the Sa-Matra
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>>342986632
Because they are cool as fuck. And they can regenerate mid-fight to restore their losses.
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>>342985793
What else did you expect from the space European Union?
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>>342986632

>not wanting to turn the galaxy into lava
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>>342986754
>Cruisers
What? The earth craft is awful, and takes tons of damage easily since it's not maneuverable. My go-to ship was always Fwiffo's.
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>>342986976
Yeah but so can Syreen

>Syreen vs Mycon
Oh god it never fucking ends
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>>342986389
I died of general misfunction 57,283 years ago.
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>>342986490
>Based Fwiffo will never scream THE ULTIMATE EVIL while sacrificing himself to save the capital ship
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>>342987094
>it never fucking ends
The Mycon can only regenerate using half of their battery; once the Syreen Penetrator is fully charged it will just start sniping their pod while they try to regen.
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>>342987083

Learn to fucking gravity slingshot, son.
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>>342987094
>Syreen Penetrator.png
that shit wouldn't fly in today's hyper-sensitive market.
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>>342986754
>I just use Cruisers since they're the best.


Cruisers are Okay but there are ships that will totally fuck the Cruiser. The Ilwrath, for one. Basically anything you can't manage to kill before it closes the distance will murder you.

Overall I'd say the best ship you can get your hands on in the campaign is the Nemesis. It's reasonably beefy, reasonably fast, and the rotating turret lets you keep your distance and rain shots on the enemy while he tries to chase you. And there are the marines, which are brutal(but you need to use them sparingly because they deplete your crew).
I like the Torch a lot too but that's just my personal preference, I always go out of my way to get access to them even though it's a huge pain in the ass.
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How do I get into this game? This looks sick.
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>>342987094
>Syreen Penetrator
Oh, I was so innocent back then.
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>>342986206
kek
well put
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>>342987504
go here: http://sc2.sourceforge.net/downloads.php

download

pray game
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>>342987392

Nemesis is quite good but I don't like to side with Orz for reasons related to who they actually are (It's not hard to figure it out really if you knew who was there beforehand). Chmmr's Avatar is quite good I feel but it's pretty fucked if you're up against fast ships.
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>>342984163

>both side would lose

based
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>>342985272
True neutral implies some amount of chaos. The probes follow their programming, or laws, above anything.
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They should remake Star Command into an rtt exploration quest thingy.
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>>342987765
I mean, yeah, the Orz are clearly Them, but aligning with them has no actual negative effects.
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>>342987863
>They should remake an old game
No they shouldn't. It would get absolutely raped for the current video games market.
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>>342987094
BAHAHAH ITS A DILDO
JESUS CHRIST I NEVER NOTICED
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>>342988067
Well too bad, Stardock is already making the reboot

Probably comes out this year
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>>342988067
You mean like SC3?
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>>342988080
it's literally called the Penetrator
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>>342987643
Some advice:
1. Have a pencil and paper next to you when you play - there are NO "quest markers" or "quest log" or whatever to tell you where you need to go / what you need to do, you're expected to write down given coordinates, riddles, points of reference for the future etc., not a lot but certainly some.

2. While it's not obvious, the game has a time limit. Let's say that if by 2-3 years you don't yet have a good feel of what you're supposed to do, step on the gas.

3. Whatever you do, for FUCK'S SAKE DON'T REPLACE THE MUSIC WITH THE "MODERN" REMIXES OR 3DO VERSIONS and for no amount of money don't ever enable voice acting; both 3do music and voice acting are later additions, the remixed music isn't as good and the voice active doesn't fit 90% of the characters, it's really shitty and the text gives the characters enough of a voice of their own, using special fonts and superb writing. Also yeah, expect to read lots of text, if you don't like reading this might not be one for you.
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>>342986206
>they're kind of willing to help you not get murdered by the Kohr-Ah
No, they're willing to not let themselves get murdered. Didn't they pussy out and let the others get fucked when the first war started looking bad.
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>>342988379
the voice acting owns, fuck you
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>>342988379
>While it's not obvious
The Melnorme state it outright and you're never going to finish the game without meeting them on your first go
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>>342988474
They entered the war with humanity did and left the war when humanity was slave shielded

They were never in it for anything but protecting their pet project
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>>342988474
By "you" I don't mean the Alliance, I mean Humans specifically.

They're very clear that they have some kind of fucked up thing for Humans and don't care about any of the other species at all.

They fought with the Alliance in the first war up until the Ur-Quan conquered Earth, at which point they went "well, whatever, they'll probably be fine I guess" and left.
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>>342987994
Looking at this feels amazing.

I've never played the games but read up a lot on the lore because it was too damn interesting.
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>>342988703
>>342988474
also they're in no danger of being murdered by the Ur-Quan because they don't even live in the same dimension as them, the only reason they ever even come here is to put things in people's butts
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Mmrnmhrm is such an awesome name.
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>>342988379
>Whatever you do, for FUCK'S SAKE DON'T REPLACE THE MUSIC WITH THE "MODERN" REMIXES OR 3DO VERSIONS and for no amount of money don't ever enable voice acting; both 3do music and voice acting are later additions, the remixed music isn't as good and the voice active doesn't fit 90% of the characters,
Ignore this jackass. Sure the remixed themes don't have the same charm, they aren't bad. And the voice acting is actually good.
>>342988807
Isn't it because humanity is interesting to groups in other dimensions?
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>>342988379
>no voice acting

kill yourself
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>>342988494
>the voice acting owns
These are LITERALLY people from around the office and friends / family members; a particular scene with Talana which I won't spoil was recorded by Fred Ford and the mother of one of his son's friends from school, and he said it was one of the most awkward moments in his life. The voice acting is a later addition and it's no good, there's no two ways about it. Almost none of the voices fit the character they're supposed to represennt. The Melnorme sound like pedophiles. The Spathi are annoying nasaly squealers that annoy the shit out of the listener in a second. The Yehat are SCOTTISH for fuck's sake! It's just a jumble of awful and terrible combined, sorry, nope.
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>>342988805
You've spoiled yourself, then. All the fun is in the spontaneous discovery.
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>>342988379
voices were epic
fuck off shill
remix was garbage tho
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>>342989094

you're wrong and a huge moron

also no shit the Yehat are scottish, I'm pretty sure some of their text is literally spelled phonetically with a scottish accent
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>>342989192
There's still probably a lot to enjoy. Besides i don't remember all of it so clearly and i didn't read THAT deep into it. I just know the gyst of things, and hell these very types of threads are spoiler city. But it's also how I learned about the game in the first place. I've never heard of it before reading about it here on /v/ and it was the things I read you guys say about it that sparked my interest in it. At the least I got that.
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>>342989214
>fuck off shill
>>342989378
>you're wrong and a huge moron

Jesus I remember the SC2 community being less /v/ and more like human beings. Shill for fucking what, the Kzer-Za? The game is open source who the fuck am I shilling for? Being a moron for having a taste for the written word and preferring it over LITERALLY amature-grade voice acting that does not fit the character it's supposed to represent? What a couple of asshole I hope you're invaded by the Orz tonight.
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>>342989578
>Jesus I remember the SC2 community being less /v/ and more like human beings.

yeah because normally nobody comes barging in to tell new people to turn the voice acting off
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>>342989094
>the spathi are annoying

!!!
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>>342989515
Go play it, then! It's still a fantastic game, and by most accounts still one of the best ever made. It's a fucking shame not more know about it.
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>>342989701

Listen to this and tell me the voice acting isn't atrocious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEZ75L36m74
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>>342988140
I don't think it's a reboot I think they said something along the lines of it's a spinoff which leaves room for a true SC3 if Toys For Bob ever get on it. Still, fuck Stardock for buying the franchise in a fire sale and not selling it back to the original owners.
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>dude the Ur-Quan have fucked off somewhere lets get freaky with some robots
>this should only take like 50 years or so
>what if the Ur-Quan come back in those 50 years from whatever it is they're doing that we know nothing about?
>then they'll probably kill us because they're assholes
>great plan lets do it
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>>342989891
>not selling it back to the original owners.


the original owners are owned by Activision right now

Believe me, that's not something you want to happen
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>>342989578
>What a couple of asshole I hope you're invaded by the Orz tonight.

Voice acting is fine. Some work great (Orz) Some are okay (Kohr-Ah) and some aren't so great (I personally don't care for the Chmmr voice), but it's perfectly fine to leave the voice acting on, Anon.
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>>342986754

> That image

This pleases Admiral ZEX. That does remind me of that one person that wrote ZEX x Captain fanfiction... even drew some. Jesus talk about some autism.
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>>342988858
Too bad they and the Chenjesu were trashed to make way for the blandest race in the entire game.
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>>342989094
>The Melnorme sound like pedophiles

kek. off to youtube I go
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>>342989891
Toys For Bob is all about Skylanders now

Don't go on their website. It's literally nothing but. Not a single mention of SC2 to be found.
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>>342989703
I do intend on playing it. And yes its a shame. It's an even bigger shame a game in the same vain hasn't been properly made yet. I haven't seen anything as creative and unique.
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>>342989891
>>342990096
Toys For Bob still have the rights for all the characters, story, plot etc., which is exactly why this is a spinoff and not a remake - they simply don't have the rights to be even more lazy and reuse all the old readily-available assets. Instead we'll be stuck with a mediocre game at best, for an era of badly written games that don't value the player's intelligence. What a travesty that no one remembers TfB for this game, or this game at all for that matter.
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Jesus calm your tits faggots, the voice acting is pretty shit and the remixed music isn't great either. It's perfectly valid for someone to point it out, ultimately whoever is playing can try both for the first ~20 mins and see which they prefer.
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>>342990297
>Not a single mention of SC2 to be found
Watch this postmortem talk, it's pretty interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Napx0MjivCM
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>tfw you will never get *connected*
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>>342988379
>FUCK'S SAKE DON'T REPLACE THE MUSIC WITH THE "MODERN" REMIXES OR 3DO VERSIONS
>Not liking the 3DO Hyperspace theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjpAE_inNlE

The original Hyperspace theme is good but the 3DO version sounds more epic.
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>>342990185
>not actually the only "good" VUX around who can see beyond his species irrational dislike of humanity, he just has a fetish for disgusting things
Ah, good ol' ZEX

What site does that link even go to
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>>342990808

> Posting unspoilered porn

WEW LAD

Furaffinity.net, what else? Just put furaffinity.net/ before the view/whatever and there you go.
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>>342990096
>>342990297
They still have their own little dev studio and shit tons of money from Skylanders so I'm pretty sure Activision wouldn't interfere too much with their baby. These are the same guys that worked for free over weekends to get SC2 finished when they were under Accolade, it's near and dear to them. Also they did have a petition awhile back to see if there was interest in another SC game on their site, dunno if it's still there.
>>342990342
There's only one right thing for them to do and it's to sell it back to TfB. Their cynical attempt to create some shitty spinoff and make money off innocent fan nostalgia is not good.
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>>342989094
This has to be bait. The voices are great. Far better than SC3. Fwiffo would be far less amazing if he had no voice, the Zoq-Fot-Pik work mainly because of the voices and the Melnorme voice fit the group perfectly. Hayes was also based.
>>342989578
>Jesus I remember the SC2 community being less /v/ and more like human beings
Mainly because we don't usually have spergs like you bitching about a good addition. I didn't care for the newer themes over the older ones, but that's mainly because I wanted to play it first with the older ones, not because they were shit as you seem to think.
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>>342990808
For the guy who didn't realize the Penetrator piloted by Sirens, ZEX = SEX
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>>342989094
This. Not to mention stuff like the scene with Commander Hayes seeing the player ship for the first time being completely spoiled by the voice actor not giving a fuck.

I do have a soft spot for a few of them, though, like the Mrs. Doubtfire Pkunk
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>>342987863
they re-made it as Ur-Quan Masters
http://sc2.sourceforge.net/downloads.php
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>>342991095
>Fwiffo would be far less amazing if he had no voice
Someone's illiterate I suppose, since I've read hunderds of books where the characters were amazing and had no voice acting.
>we don't usually have spergs like you bitching
Your age is showing. Opinion discarded.
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>>342991509
I know.

They should remake it into an RTT series whereby you build and manage multiple fleets in the overworld, and can travel to procure more allies, fleets, resources and that kinda stuff basically like SC2 and all, but improve combat so it's not so much a 1v1 fite me bro and instead a tactical fight between two fleets where you can give different kinds of commands to different units while you control your flagship or take direct control of any ship you'd like. And then you'd wanna build a well rounded fleet and all, and I'd also like to see more than one ship per race, although there shouldn't be TOO huge of disparity between the sub ships. Like humans should get the Cruiser for long range bombardment and all, but they shouldn't get some kind of cqc specialist ship since that's the whole weakness of Cruisers.
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>>342990171
>Some work great (Orz)
Bullshit. They didn't even use a different voice for the *translated* words. Even Star Control 3 got that right.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73b-JNV8nqs

All other memeing aside, I really like Junior Scientist Hawkins
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>>342992163
>INCOMING MESSAGE EXTREMELY UNORTHODOX IN COMPOSITION. TRANSLATION INCLUDES MANY LINGUAL BEST-FITS. FOR CLARITY, BEST-FITS ARE DENOTED BY ASTERISK PAIRS.

That whole thing was stupid. The whole thing is a wonky translation, the bits in asterisks are just words the computer has even more trouble understanding. Orz isn't talking any differently and trying to make up for the original text justification by having a different voice makes it sound retarded.
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>>342990635
Agreed completely.
>>342991737
Good thing I never said he wasn't good without a voice, just far less than with it.

I've been in multiple SC threads and people like you don't usually bitch like you are. In fact they get blown up, like you have been by multiple people.
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>>342992165
>anon saved my gif
thanks man my external hd broke and it was my only copy
I thought I lost it forever
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>"Its just like mass effect!"
>plays nothing like mass effect
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPO-O6uyuJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgkb8iTaaYM

Best Precursors tracks are the straight "update" tracks
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how was star control 3?
I only saw screenshots of those ugly puppets and never even tried it
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>>342995078
awful
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>>342995078
Terrible in all respects

Extra points for recycling so much of the SC2 script. Basically nothing Orz says is actually written by the SC3 writers.

And when they did write their own shit we got things like the Kzer-Za saying "We live to serve" or becoming so anally devastated that they got beaten they start acting like and quoting the Kohr-Ah
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>>342992565
The most distinctive thing about the Orz is the text translation constantly reminding you that it's so distinctively alien you can't even parse half the words it says. The audio doesn't convey that and it's disappointing. It's worse than no audio at all.
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>>342994163
>slylandro doesn't have dogs barking
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>>342995691
oh I was hoping for new dialogue to enjoy at the very least so I would watch a lets play but I don't know anymore
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>>342996209
Just watch a lets play and make your own opinion instead of asking /v/.
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I cried to this quest line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOE-vVuBXKE
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>New Age Hippy pacifists have the single best ship for destroying the most technologically advanced warship in the entire galaxy
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>>342996432
I might
this reminds me I still remember seeing ads of "the ur-quan masters" with a yehat on it in the old web long long (expensive) time ago and thought "how did this game my cousin plays get here"
anyone else?
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>>342997187
dodo
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>>342999023
jerk
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>>343000129
moron
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>>343001106
loser
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