>Dog boss
>IT'S TIME TO SHAKE IT UP
>>342962450
>Snowman boss
LET ME ICE YOU A QUESTION
>>342962450
Not
> ill show you why my bite is bigger than my bark
>IVE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
>Trap boss
>ITS GONNA GET A LITTLE HARD
>tank boss
>it speaks with the voice of some dude
>>342962450
>Axe boss
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION
>>342962450
>cardio boss
CMON STEP IT UP
>Negro boss
>ayyy yo waddup
>>342962450
>Boss boss
>You're FIRED
>ice boss
>Native American boss
>I HAVE SOME 'RESERVATIONS' WITH YOU!
>Ssob
>A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA
>Nightmare boss
>Welcome to your worst nightmare
>>342962696
that's too long to be a one-liner
>Skeleton boss
>I've got a bone to pick with you
>Nip boss
>PREPAREU TO FACEU GRORIOUS NIPPON STEERU
>egg bossExtremely cheesy, repetitive line spammed non-stop for five minutes straight.
>>342963474
ALL SYSTEMS, FULL POWER
GET A LOAD OF THIS
YOSSHI
>Endboss
To be continued..
>judge boss
>your time has come!
>ITS TIME TO TIP THE SCALES
>>342963632
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
>>342963213
at this point my sides were already orbiting jupiter
>>342963287
Night to mare you >:3
>>342962450
>So this is spiral power... not bad.
>Dad boss
>Why don't you go out more?
>Bong boss
>Ive got a bong to pick with you
>An ancient boss has awoken
>water boss, on killing you
>"Your final solution."
>Flaming skeleton boss
>"I've got a bone to turn up the heat with you!"
>>342962450
>hell boss
>"WELCOME TO HECK"
>>342963884
>Feels boss
>What have you accomplished in your life
>dog boss
>USE YOUR INTELLECT, EVADE MY ATTACKS
>muslim boss
GOTTA GO FAST
>Ice boss
>Uses the phrase "cold shoulder" at least once
Literally every single time.
>Fire boss
>BURN! BURN! BURN!
>BURN TO THE GROUND!
>BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
>BURN! BU-BURN! BURN TO THE GR-BURN!
>BURN TO THE GR- BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
>BURN!
>BURN TO THE GROUND!
>BURN! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
>TRANSFORMATION!
>Buckley boss
>"At this point it has become clear that you're a pretty significant adversary of mine, meaning I must find some sort of way to deal with you. Considering you got past all my henchmen, my options right now are very limited, and as such, I will have to deal with you myself."
>>342962450
>King of West Coast boss
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK
>dog boss
>rolled skeleton class
>>342963421
>ill show you w-
>ill show-
>ill show you why my-
>ill sh-
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>342963157
>>342964140
>Ice boss
>Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
>Electric boss
>Go to the doctor and have a blood sample taken
>Dentist Boss
>I didn't think you had to GUMption to muck up my plans and yet here you are. I'm at a FLOSS for words so let's just grit our teeth and beat each other into a fine paste!Get it?
>>342964097
dogos are so talented
>>342962450
>/v/ boss thread boss
>">/v/ boss thread boss"
>">">/v/ boss thread boss"
>">">">/v/ boss thread boss"
>">">">">/v/ boss thread boss"
>Time boss
>Your time is up
>Dream boss
>Why even bother? There is no reward for winning. There is nothing to gain from fighting
>>342964097
>not RULES OF NATURE filename
step it up
>>342962450
>Chef boss
>SPICE IT UP!
>YOU SHAKE, I BAKE!
>SEE? MY FOOD IS TO DIE FOR!
Fucking Dead Rising 2
>>342964437
I want to fuck that sponge
>>342964708
>dream boss
>do something insanely immoral you can never admit to
>>342962450testing
>>342962798
GET A LOAD OF THIS
>Dream boss
>Erase save file and forget it ever happened, just forget it, and get on with your life
>Stoner boss
>DUDE
>>342963717
YOU. YOU. YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!
YOU CURSED LITTLE! HEDGEHOG!!
>>342964818Could you perform as she squeezes a bike horn in time with your thrusts?
>>342964097
>max agility
>snowman boss
>I think you'll finding my attacks rather... SHOCKING!
>>342964961
>Surfer boss
>Duuuuuuuuude
>>342964718
>ebin rules of nature
do us all a favor and kys
>>342964961
>Final boss
>Am I high? Why are my hands so sweaty? I feel really euphoric right now
>>342964173
>fire boss
>HADOUKEN
>HADOUKEN
>SHORYUKEN
>HADOUKEN
>HADOUKEN
>SHORYUKEN
>>342965403
>leather belt boss
>AW DUDE!
>immortal boss
>is this what pain feels like?
>God boss
>cmon guys you aren't gonna defeat me with the power of friendship or the will to live or some shit? that's like super cheesy jrpg stuff right the be more original please i mean im a god and stuff i could like make you disappear from existence if I wanted to
>>342965403
RELEASE THEbogus
>Easy, Fido! How about I talk you out for a walk? Come on puppy. Let's go!
>waifu boss
>Senpai, cum in my ass and call me Obama-aa
>frozen beholder sheep skeleton deity stoner boss
>EYE'VE GOD A BONG TO PICKAXE WITH EWE!
>>342965196
If anything, that will only make me harder
>church boss
>may the power of Christ compel you
>PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
>Time boss
>I am anticipating your every action
>>342964374
Fuck, why must Cryos bossbattle be so boring. I hate they put in "shake it off"-mechanics into Mighty No 9What's her weakness btw?
>Boss is a hammer wielder
>It's HAMMER TIME
>mustard boss
>hope you can catch up!
>gym boss
>fuck you leatherhead
>boss boss
>you're fire
>>342964173
AWOOOOOO
>>342964140
>Ice boss
>"Chill out"
>"You need to cool off"
>"Ice to see you"
>"What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!"
>>342966180
>what is the ice boss' weakness
>butcher boss
>Nice to meat you!
>>342964304
Name this image "Narcissa Selfie"
>anthony burch boss
>"my wife left me"
>boss
>>342966468
Sometimes it's the other way around though. In Megaman 1 you use Ice Man on Fire Man and Fire Man on Bomb Man
>Drama Youtube Channel Boss
>"Everyone in chat type Alex is a stupid Nigger."
>>342964961
WEED
>American boss
>*gets shot*
>JayZ boss
>I'M THE ROCKEFELLA'S FELLA
>vegetable boss
>"You wont finish me!"
>>342965818
MACH- DUUUUUUUUDE
>last night the boss had a dream about you
>in that dream he was dancing right beside you
>>342967049
Brussels sprouts are fucking disgusting. Literally the only veggie I hate.
>time boss
>you have lost your youth
>>342967049
I dated a fat chick who gagged everytime she ate anything...green. I don't get fat people sometimes. I honestly don't see anything wrong with bulimia
>>342966745
>Alex
>not kirby
come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv0hUweekJw
>>342967372
learn to cook scrub.
you need to freeze that shit, then boil them with sugar. They are not meant to be butter at all.
>>342967372queer
>>342967457
how fat was she?
>>342967524
bitter. Brusel sprouts are not margarine.
>puzzle boss
>"GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED"
>>342966863
>European boss
>*bends over for mohammed*
>*sharia music starts playing*
>>342962450
>entertainer boss
>It's Showtime!
>>342965439
>kissing you softly
That's gay anon.
>gf boss
>"I'm not real"
>motivated boss
>"This may be fun!"
>spooky boss
>YOU DON'T STAND A GHOST OF A CHANCE
>Bethesda boss
>"Time to crash this part-"
>/v/ boss
>GET MEME'D ON KID
>>342968057
My melanin-enriched brethren.
>Root Vegetable Boss
>TIME TO TURNIP THE HEAT
>>342968603
>Bethesda boss
>WHERE?
>WHERE?
>WHAT'S WRONG, CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?
>I YIELD! I YIELD!
>NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
>WHERE?
>>342964173
>Ice boss
>Pewpewpew
>Pewpewpew
>miner boss
>I'VE GOT A NOSE TO PICK WITH YOU
>shower boss
>time to hit them
>>342962450
>I like to play RUFF!
>>342968853
>DMV Boss
>"It's the start of the line for you!"
>fishing boss
>SHIT JUST GOT REEL
>Persona Boss
>Baby I'm A Want You starts playing
>Billiard Boss
>"Think you can rack up to me?"
>>342962450
Shake well pupper
>>342962450
>dog boss
>woof woof
>>342964718
>not TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIND
>>342962813
>look who stepped up to the CHOPPING BLOCK
>Dildo Boss
>"I won't go soft on you!"
>dog boss
>rules of nature starts playing
>>342963474
>>342963632
>>342963717
IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE!
>>342967049
Oh come on, no one can be that revolted by a vegetable that they are at the point of throwing up.
>Y-you dog!
>>342968774
>Ricky boss
>TWO TURNIPS IN HEAT
>>342969343
>Persona Boss
>"I've been waitin for this"
>>342966079
>You're running out of TIME
>TIME was not on your side
>I'll finish you in no TIME
>Webcomic boss
I'm at a loss
>Puppeteer boss
>"I pull the strings but I won't be pulling punches!"
>white boss
>"DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN"
>>342969662
>time to leave them all behind
>not BORN INTO A PACK
>dog boss
>YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG
>>342966079
>time boss
>THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR MUCKING AROUND
>Lightning boss
>This time I'll strike twice as hard!
>>342963474
THHIIIIIIICCKKK
UUUHHNNNNN
>>342962696
Don't one up people's jokes. This isn't /co/
>Fish-Waiter boss
>Think you can tip the scales?
>>342967372
nigga you gotta caramelize them lil shits in some butter and salt
Get a slight browning and bam they're fucking delicious