Why does she wear that useless heavy thing on her back?
>>342954982
Her wings? Do you miss the part where she flies to you?
>>342954982
you are fucking retarded
She is a miracle of the universe.
>>342954982
Her breasts are HUGE
Mercy's breasts are amazing!
>>342954982
Why does she wear those useless heavy things on her front?
>>342954982
Because it allows her to follow her girlfriend/mistress Pharah all over the world.
Kinda like why Lucio has his skates, to chase after Tracer. Only their love is more onesided I think.
>>342955667
It's because she is a life giver
37 YEARS OLD
>>342954982
So you can follow Harambe when he leaps across the map
BABY
WANT
MILK
MILK
>>342956909
Isn't it wonderful?
>>342956909
jokes on you i love christmas cakes
>>342957324
Too soon, anon.
Her team?
Her wings look really dumb. It's like they wanted to make a 2hu but no frills.
>>342959739
that's a big 2hu
It's so you can glide.
>>342954982
For D3 players to put together transmogs to suit the wings.
>>342954982
Because the designer thinks it looks cool.
>>342954982
>Angela Ziegler
>Angel
>Wings
>Healer
So deep.
>>342954982
I wish she had a "hold space to go up a little" like pharah, she's really bad at escaping by herself as it is, giving her the ability to not catch her toes on ledges is like a really really sad but nice pity buff.
>low on health on defense darango or whatever it was called
>look around for health pack
>this bitch is only damage boosting a bastion way in the back
>everyone is low on health
>"FIRE IN THE HOLE"
>they both look forward and forward only even as the tire messing up climbing the ledge
>the tire makes it over and exploding, killing both of them
>they respawn and do it again
>that bitch still isn't healing anyone other than bastion
I think I'd rather have bots.
>>342963975
A Roadhog once got really angry because I wasn't healing only him exclusively while he was running around on the other side of the map playing team deathmatch
>>342954982
>If I take those wings off, will she die?
Because she's like an angel, gettit?
Blizzord design team does it again
>>342962032
this
wings in d3 look neat
>>342955113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwN6efmhp7E
>>342963508
Healers need to have low mobility and be easy to target or they are way overpowered. They are supposed to support and be protected by teammates, not escape from a fight and go off on their own.
>>342964897
>lucio
>>342954982
Some men like a shapely ass.
>>342964953
Lucio has shit single target heals.
>>342956481
underrated post
>>342956713
forced yuri is the absolute worst. She is reinhardts pocket healer.
>>342957503
>mfw there's no scientist or doctor/nurse outfit for mercy
>>342965453
Holy shit this, didn't even know I needed it
>>342965446
>forced
The only thing being forced is Pharah's ass onto Mercy's face. Lovingly, of course.
>post yfw you revive your whole team with 1 Q
>>342955113
Her wings?
No, her team.I figure that's the joke OP was going for.
>>342954982
Because Mercy is an evil bitch with a God complex. She experiments with peoples lives and creates abominations like Reaper.
>main mercy
>buff some dps on my team
>enemy dps shows up and starts fucking my shit up
>my dps takes some damage, gets scared and hides
>i die
every time
>>342966140
She can make me her Reaper any day of the weak. I'd Reap her all night long.
>>342965847
>>342965847
>Defending on Temple of Anubis
>Teammate revives 3 people from spawn with .00001 seconds left until defeat.
We didn't even kill anyone after that, just managed to force the attackers off the point.
why she white tho
saying angles can only be blond white gurls
das racis
>>342954982
Its not heavy its her brother
>>342966429
>implying the majority of Swede girls don't have blonde hair and blue eyes
>>342954982
wait a minute that image...
>>342956713
>Implying Mercy doesn't dom the shit out of poor Pharah
>>342966524
I'M CLICKING AS HARD AS I CAN AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>342966518
The majority of swede girls have brown skin and burkas zozzle
>>342965446
all shipping is forced man, nothing worse than a hypocritical shipperfag
>>342965446
Damn her breasts are huge here
Someone post the
>team dad, team mom, team bab
>>342966845
>>342967543
>mercy
>small tits
that image is drawn bt some fat feminist
>>342954982
To look like an angel, plus they're probably not that heavy. There's a talking gorilla so it's not a stretch to imagine the wings are made of something light.
>>342965446
Reinhardt is one of the worst characters for mercy to pocket.
Taking care eof the kids
>>342966524
Holy shit I spat my coffee and my office has glass walls.
Are those ads still around? I don't think I've seen one in years.
>>342965446
Shipping has a quite literal definition of being forced pairing.
Also all tanks butWinstonare bad to stick next to for Mercy.
>>342967702
If that was the case it would be lesbian couple with the dyke as the child
>>342964862
under rated post.
>>342967702
Here take this to calm you down.
why can't i just fly anywhere instead of to my useless teammates? I just want to run and gun and fly
>>342966518
>>342966661
But Mercy is Swiss, not Swedish.
Toblerone is Swedish.
Have played nothing but Mercy of over a week now trying to get her damn Cute spray, not ONCE has a situation popped up where I could use my ult to revive four people, because 4 people are never dead at the same time or in the same spot.
>>342968384
hot damn
>>342966701
Agreed
>>342964760
It would be extremely painful.
>>342968384
Too big now, they need to be the right size.
>>342968384
clak clak clak
>>342968901
Good, I hope you suffer
how is that crate going /v/?
>>342968924
>too big
>>342969013
THOMPSONVJ
>Gets revives through healing at a rate that drastically outpaces Lucio or Zenyatta
>The revive happens instantly at the beginning of the animation instead of at the end
Why?
>>342969010
>didn't get the meme
>>342969106
There are limits anon, and those limits is when one tit becomes as big as an entire torso.
>>342969106
there is such a thing as TOO big.
>>342969213
People get the meme, nobody cares. /tv/ has been driving it into the ground for years, even after social media and stuff has gotten a hold of it.
>>342969213
I do get it, I just hope you suffer. Im sick of that fucking meme
>>342969203
The downside is that Mercy gets absolutely buttfucked if her team isnt cooperating. If they dont group up or hide indoors a lot, Mercy's lack of solo mobility basically renders her unable to heal anyone, and unable to not die immediately to the enemy Winston.
>>342968384
BIGGER
>>342969235
>>342969297
Post and example of this "too big"
>>342969235
>There are limits anon
>>342969448
He already posted the example of "too big" if her tits are bigger than her torso individually, its too big.
>>342969448
The only bigger Mercy I've seen isgiantess
>>342969570
We must go bigger
>>342969297
>>342969235
>there are limits
>there is such a thing as TOO big
These people can't be serious??! Parker, tell me they're joking!
>>342969669
BIGGER!
>>342969669
Someone needs to draw Mercy blocking the exit from the attack's spawn with her massive breasts, and she's apologizing but Reaper's getting impatient.
>>342969883
Not what I was looking forbut it's even better than what I was looking for, post more fatties
>>342970060
Mei is best at blocking!
>>342969883
who is best for mercy
soldier 76
genji
or pharah
>>342969883
WAY BIGGER
>>342956713
I've seen people ship lucio with d.va. Never seen any tracer shipping
>>342969448
>>342969476
>>342969865
>>342970267
BIGGER STILL!!!!!
>>342969883
>>342970135
I was talking about huge tits, not hippos!
>>342970135
Idle Minded's stuff is really hit and miss for me, that one's pretty good though
>>342970360
There are a lot of problems with this woman and breast size isn't one.
>>342970316
Nobody cares about Tracer, even though she's supposed to be the poster girl.
>>342970360
3DPD, don't bring my 2d fap material into the real world
>>342954982
I sure hope I can find a mercy who loves to heal me. Being a tank feels lonely
>>342970360
>tfw have unironically fapped dozens of times to Chelsea Charms
That beshine bitch has uglier tits
The idea of a woman doing that just to be the biggest, sluttiest attention-whore is hot.
>>342970429
SPRAYING SHIT ALL OVER WITH THEIR TAIL TO MARK THEIR TERRITORY!
GORING AFRICANS TO DEATH FOR NO REASON AT ALL!
>>342966140
Nice fanon
>>342970471
Everything about her is a problem.
>>342970504
But I thought you said things couldn't be too big anon.
>>342970409
The one I posted is still the biggest.
>>342970669
Fantasy shit =/= reality anon
>>342970612
I can't tell if you're just attempting to shit up the thread but you're really giving me a boner with all these fatties, dude
Knock it off
>People who unironically think being the healer means you do more work then others.
No you're a necessity the same way water is. Water isn't doing anything people are just drinking it. The people are moving forward and accomplishing the goals you're just the resource. How about you give thanks to those two DPS who basically killed everyone and without them the enemy team would shit stomp you into nothing?
>>342966140
Reaper's orange is he ate too many tacos and burritos, and then he became half man, half fart. He may be silent, but he's deadly.
>>342970694
My dick is the biggest desu fampai
>>342970851
>aesthetic Zarya
fucking saved and added to the folder, thanks senpai
>>342970779
You're right, it's a fantasy and you're deluding yourself if you think tits that big would ever look good. Animu doesn't count anon, you're waifu a shit and not real.
>>342971036
Zarya is my favorite. Both to play as, and as a waifu
I want Mercy to use me as her personal toilet inbetween battles.
>>342966290
/thread
>>342971137
>>342970851
the sweatband makes the haircut look much better
>>342971137
You've got some good taste my dude
Why do Mercy's only heal their faggot friends?
>be Reinhardt
>Kings Row attacking
>pushing through main gate with a Soldier 76
>kill two people, low health and shield is dying
>"I require healing!"
>push again with soldier and junkrat
>get to objective with low health
>spam "I require healing!"
>die to Tracer who I almost kill
>go to find Mercy
>she's been standing near spawn with a Genji who has been trying to snipe a Roadhog across the map with his shurikens
We ended up losing. It hasn't been a rare occurrence to have a Mercy on my team and not get healed once despite never being along one the front line.
>>342971294
With any luck, we can get a "Pets get Physical" skin for zarya. I'd prefer an adidas tracksuit though.
Have a young zarya!
>>342965158
>Lucio has zero single target heals.
FTFY
>>342971136
>>342971348
This your first multiplayer team game?
>>342971137
Aerobic skin for Zarya when?
>>342971348
I only do that when it's effective.
>me and a friend playing
>he's Roadhog I'm Mercy
>pocket him the entire game
>he gets a 25 player kill streak and they never stepped on to the point
>>342971553
Nah, but I do forget at times that I'm playing with people on console sadly. I also make the false assumption that at higher levels the Mercy's will be more efficient
>>342969013
Grey Grey Blue Grey
doctors orders
>>342966290
EVERY
TIME
>>342971752
That I can live with more because healing Roadhog rapidly fills your ult and in turn you can revive your team, plus Roadhog with a steady healing/damage boost can beat his counters like Reaper. Healing the 20 HP that Genji lost is a lot more useless
>>342965446
>Reinhardt's pocket healer
fuck you fucking useless faggots, damage boost someone that can do damage instead of some reinhardt holding m2 god damn
>mfw damage boosted 76 who can aim
You haven't felt pleasure until you've seen a roadhog go from full hp to dead in nanoseconds.
EVERY FUCKING TIME
It's like purples don't even exist, they are as rare as legendaries.
>>342971348
>Tracer who you almost kill
Unless she used recall right after killing you to regain full health.
Tracers are a bitch to play against.
>>342968384
*clak* *clak* *clak*
Muh dick
>>342968973
>>342973250
>>342964570
Retardhog. He should learn the fucking map and use self-regen.
>>342968454
>literally pharah
fukk off m8
>>342966518
>>342966661
>>342968458
And people wonder why Toblerone has his "For the last time. I'M SWEDISH!" voice line
>>342974016
Me on the right
>>342973250
is that foogin samson and gert?
>>342966701
>All shipping is forced
But what about canon ships?
>>342971780
High or low level, people who queue together will always favor each other in really retarded ways. Happens on PC, as well. Not just a console problem.
>>342964570
>Roadhog
>Needing a healer
he was str8 garbage, then.
>>342965446
No she's everyone's slut.
>>342974161
no me.
Who else /savingupcoinsforsummerskins/ here?
![tumblr_o8vo227qDn1rnubimo2_1280[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/o004I8q.png "tumblr_o8vo227qDn1rnubimo2_1280[3].png")
>>342967702
It's not always about the tits anon, as silly as it sounds.
Why does Overwatch attract so much fetish shit?
>>342976828
Popularity.
>>342976667
Me.
Got 1760 saved up so far.
>>342976667
Me, 1450 coins here.
>>342956713
>Gay shipping
Absolutely disgusting
>>342977290
>old man cock
Gross.
>>342977478
Beautiful old man cock
>>342977603
>Not supporting deviant lesbian pedophiles
anon are you even trying
>>342977804
>pedophiles
uwot
>>342977478
>>342977804
You disgust me
>>342969580what are you waiting for Anon?Is Karbo isnt it?
>>342977804
Why do non-native English speakers try to write these things in English?
Also, we can go further down the lesbian pedophile rabbit hole.
>>342966817
Mercy is kirby?
>>342977478
I love how the lesbian fanart for Oberwatch is always shitter than straight fanart.
>>342977958
Somebody's picture got taken down for false flagging as pedophilia. It's a joke now.
Why play Mercy, hen you can play Lucio?
>>342954982
>mfw tracers and genjis expect me to try to heal them when they back line.
Haw haw haw no go look for health fags I have more important characters with less mobility to heal.
>>342973360
>Reach for the sky
Perfect
>>342978026
this is good
doujin where d.va seduces mercy away from pharah fucking when holy niggers
>>342978026
Where's the mistake?
>>342976667
I'll just buy another 50 chests if there's something I want
>poorfags
>>342978221
Because you should have both in your team
>>342978396
That is exactly what people do in competitive play anon.
>>342978012I don't think Karbo has done Mercy yet.Linking because of bare titty.http://kononokoniko.deviantart.com/art/NO-MERCY-609734061
>>342966290
>>those lines
>Pharah made me want an Egyptian gf
>That feel when I'll never have one
why live
>>342978026
Why does Pharaoh only have one leg
>>342979006
Reaper ate the other one.
>>342973360
I don't get it
>>342977290
Muh nigga
>>342967868
Its always awkward playing with randoms as Reinhardt and mercy keeps following me around buffing. My sheild isn't an attack, some autistic DPS is probably sperging. I CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF MERCY FOLLOWING ME
>>342977968
They dont know the true path anon
>>342963072
They're literally all hyper-stereotyped. They weren't meant to be deep. They don't have to be.
>>342979391
This is specifically why I'm not a fan of people playing Reinhardt.
>>342971137
>>342979594
I don't get it
>>342979789
Now this I can get behind
>>342979594
Why is Zarya so cute?
>tfw she'll never hug you like a big, fuzzy siberian bear.
>>342979672
Mercy is cute and weak
Dyke is disgusting and strong
She can open jam jars.
>>342979672
>mercy asks soldier 76 to open a jam jar for her
>he does so
>girls find this cute
>mercy finds this cute
>watching, zarya finds it cute
>she begins to ask mcree to open a jam jar for her because she's sweet on him
>he knows she's damn well strong enough to open it herself and tells her not to lie about it
Aren't they cute?
>>342979594
That's pretty damn kawaii
Mercy is slowly becoming my favorite girl
Do you think the suit hurts her nipples?
>>342980362
No I take care of her nipples every night
>>342980362
I want to kiss and make them feel better
>>342954982
To balance out the useless heavy things on her front.
>>342980362
She probably wears a plaster or something to avoid friction.
>>342979541
lel
>>342976828
The target audience and (in my experience) most of the consumer base are teenagers and League faggots, neither of which have ever been laid.
>>342980362
She doesn't wear a suit. That's her actual body, with her organs encapsulated in it. She was too good to let age, so they forced her in it to keep er at her prime. Calling it now.
>>342979594
I am not gonna lie, cute comics and SFM porn is top tier for overwatch and it alone makes me accept the game, even though its P2W cashshop neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game. Though I still wont play it.
>>342979994
FUCK I AM POSTING WITH A TRIP
>>342980938
>p2w
There's nothing but cosmetics to buy
The game isn't p2w
>>342969013
And i already have one blue and the imp skinI use the epic.
>>342981031
Werent new classes unlockable with money like lol? I dont really monitor the game status and my info is about 4 months old. Its still pure fucking cancer of a game and the characters are its only saving grace.
>>342980938
>P2W
Excuse me
>>342974161
Like this?
>>342981194
No all future updates, classes, maps, whatever the fuck you can think of is 100% free
>>342981194
No
Every new class is free, blizzard has been saying that every time new characters are brought up, they really want to hammer that in
>>342979942
I don't get it
>>342981194
>i know nothing about the game
>but ya it's shit and cancer
you've been on /v/ too long
>>342980938
>Such a newfag he can't even google shit other anons have said
>>342980735
so shes a warframe
>>342976667
5075c here. 0 lootboxes bought.
Only spent 175c so far.
>>342978323
>Paying for content you can get for free in the game
I don't mind people buying lootboxes, it's their money.
But they have to be really stupid to buy shit you can get for free.
Good for Blizzard that it's already working and it's not even new content.
>>342969883
>time to raise my BMI
>>342981321
>>342981315
Well, thats better than I expected, nut by much though.
>>342981508
>>342981369
I am here for comics and porn, friends. Sorry you got mad by my shitting on your game. I got one out of 5 wrong. Its purchase cashshop neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game. Which is tons better than P2W cashshop neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game.
>>342981369
He hasn't been on /v/ long enough and neither have you. lurk moar
>>342980938
>>342981194
>knows literally nothing about the game besides pornographic fan content and misconceptions about microtransactions
>calls the entire game cancer
the only cancer is you
>>342981798
>if I keep calling it cancer I'll start being right
>>342981813
I am not calling overwatch a cancer game. I am calling it neo blizzard copy of F2P cancer game. Team fortress is the cancer game. Overwatch is its way too late knock off cashcow copy made by has been company.
But as I said, top tier porn and comics.
>>342981798
Just shut the fuck up, you fucked up
>>342981595
buying high quantity of loot boxes means easier chance of getting something cool, it also does a lot to increase the amount of coins you own, if anything the coins are whats the most beneficial from opening crates because its the only way you can get a sudden influx of them
>>342981798
>Still calling it p2w
You're just a fucking retard
You don't even need to spend money, you get the exact same loot boxes by leveling up as you do by buying them, and you level up every 2-3 games pre level 25 ish, then 4-5 games past that.
>>342982164
I actually can't tell if you're being ironic or serious.
You're worrying me, anon.
>>342982353
He's more than likely European
>>342981798
Everything in the game is unlockable for free and it's very dissimilar to TF2 from a gameplay standpoint, the only connection is the game modes, dickhead.
>>342982156
Is my syntax wrong or are you the same guy? TF2 is the cancer game. Am I fucking my english again or is it you reading it wrong?
>>342982307
>Still calling it p2w
Do I stutter or what the fuck? Are you people bad at reading comprehension?
>>342982353
I just wanted to say something nice about the game. I am being serious.
>>342982429
And a slav on top of it.
>>342977478
Old man cock for old woman
>37
She might as well be senile at that point
>>342982623
but I want to impregnate Mercy regardless of her age
>>342982623
Yeah but she has nanomachines, so it's okay.
>>342982490
You cant be seriously believing its not cashcow copy of TF2, right? Blizzard is doing the same thing with lol and Magic: the gathering simultaneously to overwatch. They are producing knockoffs of popular games.
But seriously, I never intended to shit on it. I was actually trying to say that I am thankful that the game exist for the comics and porn. No hard feelings?
>>342982778
Are you sure you want to take that 15% increased risk of autism for your spawn? Are you going to take responsibility?
>>342974446
yeah. I play a lot of hog and I actually get annoyed if I'm ducking around a corner to huff gas and mercy starts healing me when she should be damage boosting or healing other teammates
>>342977804
>>342977958
I thought it was because Mercy is old as shit and probably knew Pharah as a kid.
>>342981194
you're a fecking eejit
![mccree_by_yy6242-da2vaze[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2LZK2lM.jpg "mccree_by_yy6242-da2vaze[1].jpg")
Who does this cowboy get paired up with?
>>342982996
>unironically uses lol
>unironically uses league of legend
Not exactly sure whats going on anymore. But I am not lol player if you are implying that.
>>342965446
>>342977290
This this this this
>>342983067
Genji.
>>342983030
There's only a 5 year gap between the two. Now if Mercy had been a founding member then there would be way more of a gap.
>>342969013
Just got the turntable highlight intro for Lucio, which would be super rad as I play him all the time if it was ever possible to get play of the game with him. The most hope I ever have of getting PotG is pushing people off of the tower, and that requires people to be stupid and a hero that can't recover from it.
>>342983067
I see mainly Mccree/Hanzo R34
>>342982917
Overwatch is better because fuck Valve.
>>342983582
It may only be a five year gap, but Pharah was still a kid when Mercy was teammates/friends with Ana.
>>342982996
>deleted
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, FAGGOT
>>342982952
And I get annoyed when faggot hog players deny me all of that ult charge by huffing gas. Damage boost does nothing meaningful for the majority of the cast anyways.
>>342983884
I agree, fuck valve, fuck blizzard too. Both has beens companies who turned shit.
>>342983992
Its ironic that he opened up with
>doesnt know shit about anything
and then mistook the abbreviation use of "lol"
>>342983610
I've only ever got 1 play of the game as Lucio
>Playing Ilios: well
>Push Zarya into the hole
>Soldier 76'scontrollerdisconnects
>Spam primary on his head
>he dies
>Mercy revives him
>Still not moving
>Kill him again
