This is the biggest nostalgic milking piece of shit I've ever seen and I can't wait for it to be released so it can crash and burn under irrelevancy
>>342944908
>le anti hype culture
>>342944908
Mighty No9
Bloodstained
>>342944973
Nah OP has a point, luckily though aside from the nostalgia-wanking it looks like a genuinely good game
Same with Sonic Generations, tons of nostalgia-wanking but was still a completely fine game aside from that
Reminder that YL isn't for the BK fans, it's for a new generation who missed out on BK, but funded on BK fans money.
>>342945213
post this on /tv/ rite now
>>342945301
Why? It's not /tv/ related.
>>342945337
doesnt matter, guaranteed 300 reply thread
Maybe people just want a fun 3d platformer with personality and charm? I'm excited as fuck for this game
>>342945337
the fuck u talkin about? its about Star Wars as much as it is about BK
>>342945119
Yeah, I agree. Im a huge Banjo fan, but this is deliberate nostalgia milking. At least Platonic is honest about it, and the game still looks worth picking up.
>>342945213
Nah, TFA was worse than the prequels by a long shot. YL will certainly be better than NnB. Also corporate meddling. TFA and NnB had tons of it. Prequels and YL are the creators' unrestrained vision.
>>342944908
that actually looks worse than real n64 games
>>342945856
>TFA was worse than the prequel trilogy by a long shot
>>342945856
>Nah, TFA was worse than the prequels by a long shot.
I greatly disagree, it actually felt like Star Wars, unlike the prequels which felt like something else entirely.
It is a game that is trying to revitalize a genre that has been dead for pretty much exactly 14 years now.
That seems like a praiseworthy effort, if you ask me.
>>342945213
nuts and bolts its actually fun, its not a banjo kazooie game.
>>342944908
>You must be THIS edgy to post on 4chan
I wish Summer never existed
>>342945856
Nuts and Bolts didn't have corporate meddling, actually.
Rare being turned into Kinect only shovelware designers? That was corporate meddling
>>342946048
It felt like capeshit. There was nothing Star Wars about it at all. Too many quips, too much action, too many throwbacks.
>>342946907
That's because it's Disney.
>>342946907
>le parrot /tv/'s opinions
>le edgy opinion that goes against the norm
how does it feel being a special snowflake that enjoys the taste of shit?
>>342944908
i hope it does really well so we get some more decent platformers. there are literally zero.
>>342945213
Yeah okay but The Force Awakens is genuinely good and I'd been wanting more Star Wars for ages, so I guess I'll probably end up liking Yooka-Laylee.
>>342945337
Just flip the position of the images you used and you'll get a ton of (you)s
>>342945213
Except EP VII was garbage
>>342944908
>This pasta AGAIN
>>342944908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM
Go outside
I don't know why people on /v/ are upset there's a new BK game.
I just don't get it. We wanted a BK game like Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Twoiee. We're getting it hopefully.
Why is this a problem? Tortanic culture? Every game must be a flop? Has MN9's failure made people hungry for more?
>>342948096
its pasta
>>342946963
I know
>>342947496
Aside from using the term 'capeshit' I've held this opinion since I saw it opening night. I wasn't pleased with it and the more I thought about it the more I disliked it. I can't even tell if Williams phoned in the soundtrack or he lost his touch.
I want SW to be good, but I'm just constantly reminded by all the new media for it that it won't be. Reshooting up to 60% of Rogue One already convinces me to avoid it.
>>342948096
No, I wanted Banjo-Threeie. I didn't want Kazooie 2.0.
>>342948252
>Reshooting up to 60% of Rogue One already convinces me to avoid it.
Those reshoots were scheduled before the initial shooting even began, stupid.
>>342944908
yes, milk me. milk me all you want
>>342948317
>what is damage control
Why didn't they just say they were planned reshoots in the first place?
>>342948582
They did.
Gave Inafune some money, eh OP?
How much did he get out of you?
>>342948798
You're pretty fucking ugly, just so you know
>>342944908
>image.jpg
Every time
>>342949193
Kay.
Thanks for always posting that by the way. Helped me become desensitized to it.
Whoops, eh?
This is the biggest nostalgic milking piece of shit I've ever seen and I can't wait for it to be released so I can relive a tiny part of my youth and feel a fleeting bit of rare happiness
>>342949258
but did you at least grow your hair out
>>342949603
No. Why would I? Long hair is for girls.
>>342949804
tell that to hulk hogan
>>342944908
>This is the biggest nostalgic milking piece of shit I've ever seen
You haven't seen any of the gorillion other games banking on nostalgia factor before this game? That other 3D platformer game on kickstarter before this one was even announced was basically just that.
>People keep asking for a game for years
>It finally gets made
>LEL ITS NOSTLAGIC MILKING
Nice buzzwords, faget.
What's the appeal of collecthatons anyway?
>>342951694
>>People keep asking for a game for years
>some dumbed down ripoff by useless devs that served coffee at banjo's development gets made
>LEL ITS THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR OF MEGAMAN I SWEAR
Nice buzzwords, faget.
>>342951986
>some dumbed down ripoff by useless devs that served coffee at banjo's development gets made
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Feels good to know that no matter how bad things get, you're not Mighty No.9
>>342944908
Nah. These guys know what they're doing. You'd know that if you were alive when the games Y-L is based on were released.
>>342951986
Everything about this post just screams "I was ripped of by MN9 and now I won't let anyone else enjoy things".
>>342946678
I liked Nuts and Bolts a lot, but I never actually made any progress in the game, I just ignored all of the mission things and just built vehicles, drove them around the first area for a while, then made some more.
>>342944908
I love seeing more vidya chameleons around
>>342945213
>Only movie that was bad was Phantom Menace
>this means the entire prequel trilogy was bad
Fuck off with this meme
>>342952094
it's true, look at playtonic's website
the last time they worked in a good game was more than a decade ago, when they had the luck to work with the people that made Rare great
>>342953564
>the people that made Rare great
You mean like Grant Kirkhope and David Wise?
>>342953512
All 3 prequels have garbage writing and dialogue so bad they became memes
Fuck off youngfag
>>342953709
you know you're fucked up when the only good thing you can mention is music in a video game
>>342953512
>I hate sand, it's coarse and rough
>Girl is in love with a guy who murders sand people, and screams "AND THE CHILDREN, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS
Yes, Clones is truly excellent.
>>342953512
>I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
>liking the worst pseudo romance ever translated to the silver screen
>>342953512
Lolno. They were all bad.
>>342953512
I'm convinced people who think this is a meme were actually little kids when the prequels came out, and only remember the backlash of 1.
Ep 1 came out in 1999, so it's quite probable.
Everything I've seen so far looks great.
The E3 gameplay demo was really good.
>>342953512
The line "I saw a security hologram of him... killing younglings" was so inherently humorous Ewan McGregor had to cover his mouth so they couldn't see him smiling.
>>342948307
Well then why don't you just scrounge up your neetbux and waltz into rare headquaters and say "ex-excuse me..." before mumbling under your breath and walking away... i mean, buying the rights to banjo Kazooie
>>342945213
Shitty analogies aside the prequels will always be better than the money awakens because they at least tried to tell an original story instead of cashing in on the "nerd culture" that dumb white millenials cling to instead of developing a unique personality
>>342953984
>THESE PEOPLE DONT COUNT, THEY ARE COMPOSERS
Okay then. How about Steve Mayles, character designer, who did theoriginal character design for Banjo and Kazooie.
Or Chris Sutherland, who did the mechanics of the original Banjo Kazooie (and also did the voices).
Or Steven Hurst, who was leading environment art for the Banjo Kazooie series and also designed the backgrounds for the Donkey Kong Country franchise. Along with Mark Stevenson, lead artist for both the Donkey kong Country franchise as well as DK64.
All this info, available from the playtonic website.
But I guess I'm fucked since the only good things I can mention in this video game are the music, mechanics, character design and art.
>>342954450
To be fair it worked pretty well because it looks like he's horrified just remembering it.
Ewan McGregor and Ian McDiarmid were the best things about the prequel trilogy.
>>342954896
>Ian McDiarmid
>mfw Palpatine has a Tony and an Oliver award.
Him and Ewan are crazy talented, and even they couldn't make that hack script any good.
this is best vidya chameleon
prove me wrong
>>342944908
I wish Kick-started didn't exist to perform of people who don't know how to spend money wisely on things that at best, offer exactly what they advertise and no more, and worse case scenario don't deliver at all and bail with no refunds.
>>342955013
The best lines in the OT were basically ad-libbed or argued for over the original script. The best lines in the PT were basically hamming up terrible ones. Ewan McGregor alone is why some people want an Obi-Wan anthology film. Some sort of western-themed, being a hermit on Tatooine film.
It's actually quite interesting to see Hamill's career after Star Wars, especially getting to see his growth from ANH. Star Wars was probably a learning experience in that regard, both in how to and how not to.
>>342955132
>inb4 someone posts that shit chameleon from Chameleon Twist
This is the only true answer
fuck off
>>342955132
>Can't fucking see forward, doesn't have depth perception
was a chameleon pilot a mistake?
>>342955394
I don't think you know how Chameleons work. They survey their surroundings through independent moving eyes, but those eyes can also move together to get depth perception once they notice a target. And they can look forward.
>>342955550
and remember that he is the great leon
>>342944908
Mighty No. 9 backer detected
>>342944908
I love the first two BK games. 100% both on the N64. But I'm afraid that that game style won't hold up for me now that I'm 30. The nostalgia trip isn't working for me, because I'm just not charmed by the characters any more. The writing is kid's show tier. And no, not the kid's show that is also entertaining for adults. The kids show that's just a kids show.
The new chameleon dude is not working for me at all either. Like, even I search for the good qualities of YL, I can appreciate the bat, even though I think the nose is just too much. But the Chameleon is just meh.
>>342948798
>>342949258
>>342949193
Holy shit, you look like a literal faggot.
>>342953984
>>342954756
btfo
>>342953512
I was born in the mid 90s and the first Star Wars movie I saw was episode 3, which I have very little memory of the first time seeing it, and even I know the prequel trilogy was shit, especially after seeing the original trilogy and going back to the prequel trilogy afterwards.
Get your shit together.
>>342954742
lol i bet this was posted by millenial
>>342947496
He's right. The movie had no memorable dialogue in exchange for such "wonderful quips" as: "DROID PLEASE! xDDD." Not to mention how fucking boring the movie was, since it was just A New Hope all over again. It really foes to show you how hard they tried to make normies Star Wars fans by dumbing down the movie so much that we can only have X-wings and regular tie fighters, one protocal droid, one astromech and one BB-unite in it. Not to mention there was only about two species of alien in the movie that returned from the last two trilogies.
>>342948307
Enjoy nuts n bolts then, kiddo.
>>342944908
Nice blog faggot. Next time take this shit to reddit
>>342954742
>prequels
>better than TFA
>>342955132
I like chameleons in general
>>342952757
This game could be the closest Chameleon twist 3 we'll ever get too.
>>342955679
Can't argue with this.
