>that kid killed who killed himself to respawn closer to school
That's a good one
>that kid who wavedashed to school
>that kid who got killed by a Fleshpound
>that kid who fell off of a boat and drowned in the lake
Fucking learn to swim you shitter.
>that kid who killed himself to get to next class faster
>he never respawned
>>342941876
he was banned for using glitches
>that kid you invited over that no clipped through your kitchen wall to get a snack
>the kid that killed himself to respawn closed to school
>he forgot that you drop your items when you die so you can loot off his holographic Charizard trading card
Thanks Matthew
>That kid who got hit by a car because he just stood in the middle of the road and screamed "sswwwwswasssswdsa"
>that kid who noclipped into the girls locker room
fucking legend
still expelled too
>>342942441
Fucking kek
>that kid who accidently misaligned his QPUshelp
>>342942441
>that kid that sucked at paintball and kept blaming it on his older brother torrenting movies
>that kid who keeps making threads only literal children find funny
>>342941448
>that kid who built up speed for 12 hours
>that one kid who beat the final boss
Jesus, Logan
>>342942441
>>342942441
Literally the only good one in a long time.
>That kid tried save-scumming in final exam
>Teachers corrupted his save files
>That kid who glitched his way into the teacher's lounge
>He took 1 million damage a second and respawned in detention
>>342943061
> high jump in P.E.
> kid says he'll do it with 0.5 jumps
> goes outside
> stands outside the door, goes in front of the door for a second then comes back
> repeats for hours
>that kid who get SSS on all the tests
LOL
Us gamers and our epic 4 teh win humour, huh?
>That kid who mained Gambit to all his tests
>TFW heacedthem
>>342943289
>That kid who tried to post on mobile and fucked up his greentext immensely because he was too lazy to remove the autospace
Go home kid.
>1st day on school
>That kid is missing
>Teacher says we wait for him
>1 hour
>1 day
>1 month
>1 year
>Kid finally arrives with max stats and items
>that kid who used sequence breaking to get to college at 14
>>342943487
What the fuck are you talking about? The convention for quoting in emails etc using the > symbol was always to put a space after it for readability. It's kids like you who think le ebin greentext is some special 4chan meme.
Also what is autospace?
Literally kill yourself.
>That kid who found the early beta bug where giving a teacher an apple increased their affection by 200 instead of just 2
I still see newbies trying to exploit it
>that kid who used IDDQD in a school backyard fight
>That kid who picked his nose before a fight to deal poison damage
>That kid who farted on his hands to deal toxic damage
I didn't even know they were two different things. Thanks a lot, Nate.
>>342943564
>he forgot to make a safety save and fucked up half-way through
>>342943381
mad as fuck
> that kid who forgot to level Sneak before class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME
>>342943564
I hear kids are pulling it off at 8 now. The trick involves changing your gender and hair color about 3/4ths of the way through though. Knew a friend of a guy who didn't know that coming in. Boy was that a shock for her.
>that one kid that fell through the floor and got stuck in the box underneath the map
>>342943837
Whats with all the low level scrubs abusing the gender change glitch anyways?
>That kid with low alchemy skill who tried mixing all the condiments together at lunch and drinking it
RIP in piece, Frank
>>342943913
They don't realize that it can fuck up your save later on.
Enjoy having to restart.
>>342943837
>Boy was that a shock for her
Was that intentional?
>>342943913
I don't know, the new expansion sucks
>>342942441
>That kid who had his twin brother carry all his stuff for him
Weird how their parents named them Jimmy and JimmyBank.
>that kid who killed himself to reset his grades
>>342944146
The 2.016 patch is really stupid.
>that kid who used cheats for rich parents
hey guys, you heard about that pulse server getting purged? apparently some kids infested it with viruses and admins had to intervene
>>342944146
>>342944261
And these world events are fucking terrible. I can't get out of Britain anymore because they removed the fast travel points.
>>342941448
He was destroyed!
>>342944310
You talking about that faggot that used sequence breaking to get guns into a gun free zone and turned on friendly fire?
>that kid who discovered a hidden Mozart npc
>he tried to show everyone the next day but he was gone
>tfw that kid was meWhy doesn't anyone believe me
>that kid who killed himself and deleted all his saves so he could replay as a different gender
Fuckin fag
>that kid who weewee'd on all the npcs
>That kid who used arbitrary code execution to warp to school
>>342944384
Makes me really glad I spawned in America where the moderators aren't such raging faggots.
>That girl whose mom bought her classes to learn new emotes.
>Spent the next 6 years /dancing on other kids' mailboxes for money
>That kid who uncovered the admins erp room
>Tfw the kid, who after telling everyone, was never heard from again
>that kid who submerged some of his snes and n64 cartridges in a sink full of water to clean themI was that kid and yes they still worked afterwards
>that kid who challenged everyone to duels at recess
Fuck off Jack, everyone knew you had all the p2w shit.
>>342944384Nothing happens for two years so you still have a while to travel, but I'm not sure how immigration works nor do I even live in that corner of the world, could you move to france/germany now and get a citizenship in one of those member states before britain secedes from the EU and you're forced home? Even then will they just ship all the brits home? It'd wreck the EU too hard, feels like they'd just give British expatriates the option of becoming EU citizens. Is that even a thing? Is there such a thing as a citizen of the EU or are there just citizens of different EU member states? So you'd have to become a french citizen if you wanted to stay in the EU when article 50 actually happens?
> that kid who fed his dog candy all the time so it would get stronger
>that kid who makes shitty "lol what if my vidya tricks worked irl" threads
>That kid who was obviously some oldfag's smurf account
No I don't wanna RP with you, you freak!
>>342943632
>Kid showed up on the news next day
Fucking legend
>>342944384
>Wants to be in the EU guild
Wew, I also enjoy highly moderated, stupidly complex and controlled, strings pulled behind your back guilds. Bureaucracy sure works.
>That kid who couldn't get to school because his bully said it was off limits
>>342944384
I hear the admins over there are scared to permaban those shitters who abuse the instant sexual gratification glitch and the glitch that lets you attack npcs in safe zones. Like why? Do the servers really need that revenue?
>That kid who tried to alt tab out of the test and froze
>>342943632
>That kid who bought a dozen apples before the glitch got patched
>Maxed out his affection with Ms.Dewey
I hear the school admins paid his parents so much hush money.
>>342944848
>that kid who didn't know how to have fun
>that kid who got a rare drop during christmas
>>342944803
No, there are only individual states. If a Brit wants to stay in the EU they have to change citizenship, which isn't that easy actually.
>>342943380
>That kid who got S rank on his Penis Inspection
>>342942441
Are these car noises?
>>342943642
>that kid who used IDBEHOLDS in a school backyard fight
I'll never forget the screaming
>that kid who t-posed in the middle of class and made a loud crashing noise as he clipped in the scenery
What an ass
>got another invite to the Christ clan
Where any of these shitters around when Christ was actually playing? He was just some script kid who's dad worked on the servers. No one even remembers how he couldn't properly ban evade when he rezzed himself and people still believe that retarded story he made up before a game master came in snd permabanned him
>>342945084
I swear tyrone had hacks
>>342944848
>That kid who never read the enclosed instruction booklet
>Never learned how to ignore things
>That kid who would always Re-spec before every test.
> that kid who tried to knock out the teacher by hitting him with a stun prod
Idiot got expelled. Everyone knows a GEP gun is always a silent takedown.
>>342942769
>>342945019
Kek
>>342945073That would imply that Britain is ever going to leave the EU, the referendum isn't legally binding like the Scottish one and the majority of the MPs are remain. Now that the leave campaign is spiraling into chaos more people are realising that they voted on the basis of lies.
>>342945248
>HAHAHA I'll PROTEST VOTE
>OH SHIT IT WORKED
Britbongs in charge of democracy.
>>342945248
>The eu guild is so shit that people try to votekick themselves out of it.
>The faggot admins won't even uphold it
>>342945325
Democracy was a mistake, give power back to the monarchy
>that kid who got called to the principles office [/spoiler] on national tv [/spoiler]
>>342945248
>Vote wins
>UK clan leader leaves clan
>Old players happy under the assumption that things might go back to the better way things were
>New players fucking pissed because they're afraid of change
>"Lol nope guys democracy is a joke, what did you expect your vote to matter?"
Even worse than it is in America.
>the kid that killed himself repeatedly to reroll loot chests
>>342945492
queen wanted to leave too though
>That kid who used glitches to drink beer before he hit lvl 21
>He died before he finished the first bottle
It's true, my health teacher told me
>>342945325
I heard someone say on TV "I didn't think my vote would actually count".
Also pic related
>>342945585
>that kid who fucks up spoilers
>>342945713
>We're not racist, I swear, we just don't want immigrants here so we'll vote to leave the EU!
>What do you mean the economy is in the shitter?
>>342945713
People googled that on both sides. Remember most old people voted, and few young people voed, and the young voted stay and the old leave. The old actually lived to see the modern EU become a thing, those searches are likely majority young stay voters.
>that kid who rolled low charisma
>That one kid who wallkicked up walls to get the footballs from the school's rooftops
You'll always be remembered
>>342945106The joke is that it's very easy to die in shooters if you hit the chat button at the wrong time, because hitting the WASD keys normally used for movement will instead just enter those letters into chat.
>>342945698
Those health tutorials are bs. I used the beer item before level 21 and it gave me drastic buff to my charisma stat.
>That kid who found out you could reverse pickpocket people
>Put naked pictures of himself in our math teacher's pocket and got him arrested
Based
>>342945794
>needing an economy
listen all you nee
>>342942769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ng3N1p4cSU
>>342945820
I'm a young frenchie and I learned what the EU is in school. Sorry the Brit school system is that shitty if that's not the case over there.
>>342945882
>that kid who hated math
>>342945630
desu all people who voted leave are too stupid to play the cross-server AH
>>342945794
>racist
>EU is a race
>>342945820
>those searches are likely majority young stay voters.
t. exit vote damage control team
>>342946001
Driving force behind the exit movement was fear of free movement between EU nations and the flood of Syrian refugees being accepted, m8.
>>342945820
Young people got EU education in school.
Most 65+ year olds don't know how to use a computer, let alone google.
>>342946130
This wouldn't have happened if had an ip ban on Syrians
>That kid who had high enough sneak that he was able to disguise himself as a cheerleader
He was kinda cute
>that old dude who tried to lure you to wildy
>>342942441
kek
>>342942441
oh fuck thanks anon
>that kid who stood in the middle of the schools courtyard and kept shouting "buying gf"
>>342943061
I still don't fucking get what they mean by this.
>>342945059
what the fuck is that on the right
>>342946504
>Not using the gender change glitch and selling yourself
It's like you hate money.
Hello, I am new member to the 4chan community? Is this what you would call a meme? or is it an inside joke? Thank you for taking time to read my comment, could you repeat that in English? Ok.
>That kid who multiboxed different chars so he could attend different classes at the same time
>>342946575
The stuff on the plate? I don't know but it looks digusting.
>that kid that bunnyhoped on gymnastics
>>342946130
Nice memes.
>>342942062
You know Claude couldn't swim right?
>>342946575
>>342946732
looks like nachos formed into an idol of the flying spaghetti monster
>>342942441
I don't get it
>>342946848
what keys do you move with?
what happens when you accidentally enter chat and get fucking stuck but try to run away?
>>342946780
>that kid who ran like Sonic
>>342946575
>>342946732
>Those kids who never enjoyed a plate of nachos piled high with beef, cheese, tomatos, jalapeños and sour cream
>That kid who used a controller in archery class.
It's like he wanted to fail.
>>342946917
>implying /v/ogaf kids know what a keyboard is
Maybe if the NX has a keyboard as its gimmick they'll learn,
>>342947010
Fuck, wrong thread
>>342947010
Use your left hand too.
>That kid that wanted to reload before the test but enabled autosave
>that kid killed who couldn't rocket jump or bunnyhop
>that kid that had to use the Cinema Shower's because he forgot to bring a date
>That kid who used wallhacks when playing hide n seek.
>>342946693
Which english? American English, Scottish English, Irish English or Pakistani English?
>>342947328
Both.
>that kid who used bullet-time in food fights
What a fucking faggot
>that kid who used move_objects on to remove the blurred pixels on his qt. sister while she showered
>>342941448
>someone blocked his spawn
>he spawned back at home
>that kid who makes successful threads on /v/ all day and gets a bunch of (yous)
>>342941448
gj wp gg ez
>>342942441
You're a funny guy, anon.
>>342945992
>every kid
You didn't take the "hates math" trait? You got a passive boost to all other subjects. Pretty much everyone has it.
>>342946982
Too real.I was that kid.
>>342942179
It's not a glitch, it's an intended feature of the game REEEEEEE!
>>342945992
>math
>not maths
American English will never stop pissing me off.
>>342947371
وكان خروج البريطاني خطأ
>>342947561
>implying the kids who had good marks in maths would not also have good marks everywhere except PE
it's fucking cheating is what it is
>that kid who died>And did not respawn.
>>342942441
you made me smile, thanks anon
>>342947743>he was an ironman account
>>342945492
God shit on the queen
>>342943164
Fucking hell, you caught me.
>that kid who smurfed his way through middleschool
>>342947875
>tfw i wish i could do that
>that kid who was eye-pee banned
>That kid that can shit outside of the bathroom
>that kid who got over encumbered and walked like a snail to school
>>342947796
I told him the game wasn't balanced for Hardcore mode...
But they insisted on adding it
>That kid that picked girl at the start of his life
fuck you, you creepy neckbeard loser
>>342948180
>that kid who picked girl at the start of his life then used the gender switch trick
for what purpose
>That kid who maxed out his Str stat before dodgeball
You fucking ass, you nearly killed me.
> that kid who got to level 30 and got the free mage class bonuses
>That kid who randomed during character creation
>>342948236
>Agi kids kept hitting him with the ball but he didn't even budge
We told him that's not how the game is played, but he wasn't having it
>>342948236
>Mfw when i was that kid
Are you Jack? I once threw a ball at a kids chest back in the day, nigga was sent out of his mind.
>>342948224
It fucks up the armor restrictions and lets you equip the drill as a helmet for a significant attack boost
> that bully who beat everyone up and took their money
> who literally broke his legs and didn't notice
> who could leap like a dozen feet in the air by graduation
> who called his bullying victims bro
> who called dollars "zouf"
Last I hear he was in AA trying to escape his circles of regret or some shit.
>>342946559
Minecraft jokebook
>>342948358
You barely got me, how about not dumping all you points into one stat and try putting a few into your aim, fucking shitter.
>>342948487
>kill bully
>get money back
>That kid who rolled hardcore by accident.
I wonder if he's still alive
>that kid who aced in dodgeball
>>342948487
I think we went to the same school. wasn't that guy always going to empty classrooms and telling everyone that there was a teacher inside giving him extra homework?
>Those shady kids in groups with weird names who always had the best gear and legendaries.
/v/ memes are so fucking stale, christ
>that kid that chose worst girl
>>342941448
>That kid who doesn't proofread before shitposting
>>342948831
You mean Mr. Anon? He gave me assignments all the time, wtf. Never understood this "our teacher is imaginary" meme at the time.
>That kid who unlocked his framerate
>>342942441
fucking kek
>>342948496
I know, I was talking about how the "joke" was even funny.
>That kid who noclipped his way into the girls' locker room
>That kid who glitched his gender during character creation
>The symbol next to his name was all garbled
>It messed up NPCs preset pronouns too
Xie thought xie was soooo special.
>that kid who made games
>that kid who glitched his name to be a fucking tattoo
>>342943451
Puns aren't funny or clever when you set yourself up
>>342950026
Gotta make due with the cards i'm dealt.
>>342950156
You weren't dealt any cards. You took the cards you wanted from the deck in broad daylight and tried to make it seem like you were clever about it.
>>342949792
> wore the same clothes for fucking weeks on end
> 7th grade
I pity that guy desu, at that age you're still largely dependent on your parents and that kid was neglected. Shouldn't have made fun of him but then kids are kids I guess.
> he could only program terrible ass text adventures in Visual Basic
Everyone starts somewhere and that guy at least learned practical skills doing his hobby.
> he'd ask everyone to play them in the computer lab
Tried to have normal social contact? WHAT AN AUTIST LOL
> mom hangs herself, only child, no friends, neglected even before she killed herself
Explains why he's screwed up. Poor kid.
>that kid who moved the truck parked outside the school and found a hairless rat
>>342950413
>Sympathizing with the weird kid in school
i bet you were the kid who smelled like sweaty meats, weren't you
>>342950331
Is that what it looks like to you? Maybe i'm
>the kid who abused the RNG just so he could land crits on dodgeball
>>342950632
you're more like
>that kid who hung out in the boys showers sucking off like five or six guys
>>342949416
It's for little kids who play Minecraft. No thought was put into it.
>>342950743
just like your existence
>>342950625
No, I smelled normal and looked normal. I was picked on for liking to read books and spiderman comics during recess instead of playing soccer with everyone else, and later for liking to program shitty stuff in Visual Basic Script and associating with like-minded people.
>that kid who turned your qt childhood friend into his cumdump cockslave
>>342950739
I'm just doing it for (You)s.
>>342950794
>No, I smelled normal and looked normal.
or at least that was what your mommy told you
>comics
fucking loser
>>342941448
>actual strat in Bully to get to school faster if you need to get to class or go to bed
>>342950794
>spiderman
nerd
>>342950875
That was the plan, to give you a (You).
And you got one!
>>342950898
>>342950994
Fuck you 80s Spiderman was the shit.
>that kid that was afk the whole time, but would come back everyone and awhile just to talk shit.
>>342951015
i think you unnecessarily added the word "the" to your post, anon
> that kid who found out about the input voltage switch at the back of the school computers
That was me.
>dat boi
>That kid who literally killed someone in a fight after hitting him with a critical hit that only had a 2% chance
>>342942441
Nice
>>342950790
Dam niga
>>342941448
>that kid who always forgot to eat his shroom so he was small as shit
>>342942441
kek, only decent attempt in this thread
>that kid who succeeded the incest subquest and chose to go down the parrenthood path of it
>That kid who jogged in place for 12 hours before ripping through the space-time continuum, never to be seen again
>that kid who pay2win'd the whole game
>that kid that triple jumped to the top floor class
>>342949576
>tfw used to know a guy with a vagina
>like, literally an intersex guy that was born as a boy but with a vagina
>he always had to change in the toilets for gym
That was weird.
>>342953695
>a boy but with a vagina
So, a fucking girl?
>>342953805
No, he was a guy in every way, including chromosonal and hormonal, but he was born with a vagina. Apparently it's a pretty rare birth defect.
>>342954008
In what country do you live? Because in the US kids like this are given surgery at birth so their vagina looks like a penis I'm pretty sure.
>Kid celebrates 21st birthday
>Walks up to bartender
>says "What do you got"
>"Information mostly"
>>342954008
Oh ok.
Did he have facial hair? Could be have gotten a prosthetic penis?
>>342954008
Wait, so like, did he have a fucked up womb inside him, or what? I'm calling bullshit.
>>342954172
>>342954206
>>342954246
The Netherlands. And i don't know too much about this, i knew him throughout primary and the first years of highschool, i didn't exactly interrogate him about his fucked up genitals.
Also it's an actual thing m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex
>that kid who set up a multiplayer lucid dream server, invited everyone he knew and then locked them inside the dream unless they could perform humiliating dream acts in front of everyone
Not cool
>that guy who looked like colonel sanders with a cane who drove to your school in a polka dot car around 2002 and tried kidnapping a child in public
haha
>>342954342
>not asking your friends about their diddly fiddlies
u r insecure
>>342942093
>he never respawned
>that kid who would toggle off his hitbox during the dodgeball minigame
I bet you felt so special, Derek.
>>342947978
Poor bird :(
>>342949416
>>342946559
>>342943061
there was a page of a minecraft joke book with a joke that went "what happened to the creeper, he was destroyed!" or something like that, so someone replaced all the punchlines on the page with "he was destroyed!" because anon's felt it epitomized the unfunny and pandering nature of the book.
>>342946575
A girl
>That kid who made threads like these
>>342956620
> that kid who replied to threads like these with posts like that
>>342945109
>That kid who uses IDDQD in a pool so he cant drown
Lungless fuck.
