>tfw finding old posts you made on GameFAQs when you were 11
>they added a page where it shows EVERY archived post you've made since 2008
>read it all
I was a happy soul.
>>342938084
Yeah I noticed this recently. It's kinda nice to see my posting habits have more or less remained consistent over the years.
>tfw that anime forum you posted on is gone
feels good man, must've written some pathetic shit.
>>342938247
>>342938084
>2008
>all the hype posts for Devil May Cry 4 and Ninja Gaiden 2
It was a simpler time.
>>342938084
>read my archived posts
>the jump between being a Nintendo shitposter and a Sony shitposter dotted at years when Nintendo or Sony shat the bed during E3 conferences
what the fuck was up with me then
>>342938289
>tfw Yahoo Answer is still alive
>tfw the cringy shit I asked were still there
>>342938289
>tfw all the forums you posted on as a kid are now 404'd
>>342938084
It seems I stopped discussing videogames between 2004 and 2006.
I wonder what happened there.
>tfw i actually subbed to this
i still question it to this day
>>342937617
>tfw finding old posts you made on zenhex when you were 13
>>342938289
Same here
>tfw log in to neopets for the first time in over a decade
>go through all the unread messages
>people used to care
>have left their MySpace links in some of them
...I imagine they're on normiebook now. Should I even try to contact them again for shiggles?
>>342940686
You ain't got anything to lose.
>all those ecksdees
>>342938084
How do I find this?
>>342943296
>not white so didn't go full rawr xDD
>typed XD instead
Dunno if that's worse.
eh, i still asking some question in Gamefaqs
they helped me a lot when i played Atelier Sophie
>>342937617
>tfw dozens of videos and hundreds of posts on Gametrailers
>>342943738
I don't know what kind of white people you knew, but most white people just did what you did
> archived 2002 post
> was 13 then
> talking shit to some ps2 player
> was telling him im 25 and work for Microsoft and made the xbox and that its 10x faster than his ps2
> calling him a bunghole and poojabber
Literally just end me.
>2001 is 15 years ago
>>342938902
>ICE
what's that
>Forget you have an IMDB account from 2003 and you were a pretentious faggot 11 year old
>used to be a regular member of a small online forum when I was just a dumb kid
>got banned for being an annoying little shit
>recently decided to check the forum out again
>the forum has gotten really big since then, now has many users and gets many visitors
>some threads from way back then are still going strong
>check them and see myself being a dipshit
>>342938289
>TFW Bebo is dead
If it ever came back I'd nuke my old account
>>342944212
What I'm trying to say was I didn't have a scene phase but still typed XD.
>>342944709
ya smoke it ya dingus
>>342943296
Did that shit all the time back in WoW. Since 6-7 years back I can't stand any unironic emoticons.
>>342944952
W-what?
>suicided my gamefaqs account by posting swears and porn links because I was so mad at Brawl's final roster
I'm not too disappointed with this.
>have a YouTube account for 10 years just for subscriptions
>Go to the videos I liked years ago when I used to like videos
God I liked some stupid shit
>>342945169
Brawl had a great roster
>>342944784
>that crappy webpage i've made when 15 years to channel my teenage angst and existential anguish
>my crappy poems and all the dark emo shit i wrote is still there
i like to visit it once every couple years and cringe. unbelievable what pathetic twat i used to be.
>>342945126
YA SMOKE IT YA DINGUS
>>342945169
Sounds like 2008 /v/ to me.
>>342945169
i did this on my gamespot account to get rid of my post history but it was still there
>>342944369
>works for Microsoft
>calls other bunghole and poojabber
That's actually not that hard to believemy sides
>>342945253
>You find the sketch pad you had of all the Sonicchu tier comics when you were 15
I was so ashamed of my autism throwing them out, I lit a fire and through them into the fire place. Thank God it was last November so I'd excuse to put on a fire
>>342945180
>my first favorite video on YouTube was madtv's trapped in the cupboard
I ain't even mad
>>342938538
>tfw the forum where you embarrassed yourself many times 15 years ago WILL NOT FUCKING DIE!
>nuking accounts and digital breadcrumbs you left behind
>newgrounds music portal still exists
>removed schizo experimental noise garbage created mostly with randomize
>removed midis with replaced instruments that I considered "remixes"
>but that one song that got used in a video
>it can't be deleted
>>342945432
>Liked lots of Amish shit back in 2007
I was 15 but damn it's embarrassing ever thinking I liked and laughed at that crap
>Only have 1 post that is searchable with my username
>It's not as bad as I thought it would be
Now if the Runescape clan forum I went to showed up in the search results I'd die.However I could just delete the posts because I am still a moderator of it.
>>342943296
I used to use a lot of emoticons but somehow I never actually used ecksdees. A ton of !'s though.
>>342938902
>Youtube red before youtube red was a thing
I'd do it if I used Gamespot back in the day.
>>342945260
I DONT GET IT
>>342945457
>Used to think everything the Nostalgia Critic was the golden word back in the day and that he was a comedic genius
Fuck me, I never got bullied as a teen but I should of
>>342945253
>when you find a friends old page and its full of messenger chat logs
>WITH NARRATION TO EXPLAIN HIS MOTIVATIONS
>>342945534
I feel you. It makes me mad and gives me great shame when I see anime in my favorites.
>>342937617
>used to be brony
>had everything ponified on steam and pony bio
>cringe at the memory of it
>old friends use the wayback machine on my steam profile and revisit my profile to remind me
>>342945250
In retrospect yeah, it was mostly wolf and rob hate, and I didn't get some characters I wanted.
>>342944895
I know darkies that have been through scene phases.
Mostly indonesians and phillipinos though.
>>342945720
Dude. That can be five years ago at most. Just how can we know you're successfully distanced from it?
>>342945720
Once a brony, always a brony.I'm just glad I only ever watched three episodes.
>>342945615
>I'd rather you didn't reverse image search me
Why not?
>that really low point in your life where you played competitive Mario Kart Wii for a clan
I never wanted to remember anon.
>>342945720
>used to be a brony
It's like saying that you aren't gay anymore.
>>342945824
I deleted pretty much everything I had related to MLP and stopped watching anything. I find it incredibly cringy to see it now.
>>342945860
Because the profile has my actual real name.
That's how little something like that mattered sixteen years ago.
People you were going to work with didn't google you.
>expecting lots of embarrassing shit
>get only a little bit of embarrassing shit with lots of funposting and memes
based 14 year old me
>be a dumb kid on SAMP
>keep quitting games to avoid being killed and losing shit
>member posts topic about me on forums
>everyone congratulating him on the evidence
>make a single post
>'wow fuck you guys'
>b&
Thank fuck that server and forum is long dead.
>>342945931
Well, the show IS crap now. Only the first two seasons were ever worthwhile.
The fandom however, never was.
>you will never find your old /v/ posts
Feels good man
>>342946019
>he started posting on 4chan when he was underaged
you should be ashamed.
>>342945720
>>342945931
David?
>>342946196
>he didn't
hipster fuck
>find old HL DeathMatch clan forums
>My sig was 'Can't BOIL t3h <--sHAdOWlOBsTEr-->
>>342946196
To be honest I started browsing 4chan when I was 17in 2005.
>>342946273
That's actually kind of cute.
>>342946226_No.
>>342945767
I'm Bengali. Philipinos are definitely a meme amongst South Asians.
>>342945847
You've seen too much.
>>342946273
>used to be a part of a TF2 clan called "Pacifist Hevay Nation" where we'd raid servers as Sandvich/Chocolate heavy and do nothing but eat
>still have the hat I wore from it
Thinking back to it, it was such a waste of time.
>>342945720
Ha ha! That wasn't that long ago
>>342937617
>the time i convinced someone their wii could play ds games and their ds cartridge got stuck
>>342946418
Eh, first two episodes are actually pretty good for a kids show, the problem is that after that it goes full formulaic garbage kids show instead of a story driven cartoon.
If it'd stayed story driven I probably would've kept watching it, I watched fucking W.I.T.C.H. and that was pretty bad.
>>342945725
>Used to hate Lucas and Toon Links
>They became my mains
What went wrong?
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrities-gone-bad/detectives-convinced-michael-jackson-molested-his-nephews/news-story/c72bd4da0b264af0fae9235e73d946e2
>>342946196
I only posted on /b/ when I came here when I 16.until I was 19That 6 years ago
>>342946196
I also watched porn when I was underage
>>342946625
Not really a surprise.
>>342937617
>skim over my forum posts from old forum that I had thousands of posts in
>go from first to present
>see myself go from being happy to a cynical asshole who calls everyone sensitive bitches
>even had another old community member call me out on my behavioral change
>friend shows me /b/ in 2004
>think we're the hottest shit for spouting THE GAME at normies
>actually called ourselves /b/tards
I want to die
>over 300 posts on the Minecraft forums from 2011
Some of these aren't that bad, but most of the time I just typed like a fucking douche kid trying to sound "mature" and acting like I knew more shit than I did, so I was a pretty classic 15 year old. Still hard to read.
>>342946273
>mock a vidya character's line and make them sound stupid
>some dude thinks it's funny, "sigs" me (without asking of course)
>attributes the quote to me but doesn't specify that I posted as if I were that character
>some salty dude ingame years later googles my handle and finds the quote making me look like an ultra retard and announces my faggotry to the server
>>342945720
Quit jumping ship and draw more horse pussy you fucking sellout.
>tfw finding old posts you made on 4chan
>tfw I don't have that feel
>mfw I'm not retarded enough to sign up for anything and then regret it
>mfw no faec
>>342946767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I
>>342945720
>tfw used to send my friends pony youtube poops by dikekike back in the day
>lost all interest before the brony shit exploded
>one of the guys from my school was an open brony and he used to nag people and ask them whos their favorite pony.
super cringe. Glad I bailed just in time.
>>342946273
Totally using this next time I make a username, your loss, chump.
>>342946934
Dikekike's fresh prince videos are still pretty entertaining. And I got a few chuckles out of his steven jewniverse videos.
>played SW; Galaxies as a kid
>remember all of those awkward times when I'd get in a pre-teen fit at people in vent or act just plain kid dumb
>remember how cool the adults were about it since I wasn't a sperg just a kid
>wish I could play with them today as a mature, well adjusted adult
>>342938770
You were playing halo 2 multiplayer
>be 15
>lurk and ocassionally post on Animal Crossing Community
>have a group of friends
>started talking with a user via pm
>turns out she was a girl and interested in me
>I fell for the le ebin first <3 meme
>speak everyday for months
>she eventually becomes my gf
>one day leaves me randomly
>few weeks later she connects online again
>I write to her frantically, she says it is her friend who is staying over
>eventually fall for this 'new' gf
>ftw I was rused not once, but twice for months by the same person
T-thanks /v/. I had repressed this pure betaness
>>342937617
Recently found the posts I made on NeoSeeker when I was about 14. Got me in the feels
>>342947115
>a mature, well adjusted adult
>posts on 4chan and uses crying anime gifs
>>342946718
>kick me kike me don't you black or white me
>>342947034
Noh
>>342947321
>>342947253
that's the joke etc. etc.
>>342947321
>>342947193>she
>>342946767
>started browsing in 2008
>unironically threatened my classmates with hax and anonymoose
>pretended to be super edgy and sent them gore I got from /b/
Im so so so sorry. I was just a dumb confused teenager
>>342937617
>GameFAQs
went back there during e3
it's just as retarded as I remember
This thread made me go back and look at my old Gamespot account.
>tfw reading my posts from 9 years ago where I was hyped for Spore.
I wish I could go back :(
>>342946859
That minecraft hoodie is icing on the cake
0.99~ =/= 1
ass bleach
anyone remember any more Current Events memes?
>>342937617
I'm so fucking scared to look at the shit I posted on Gaia.
>>342947513
>youtube tutorials on mashing
>>342946428
>>342946767
>it's a meme you dip
Was that you guys?
>>342947897
Nah THE GAME was about our limit when it came down to other people.
>>342946196
I started posing on /v/ back in Japan Time.
That is, I posted once and got called out for being a child so I never posted again for the next 3 years.
>No CE in the archive
fuck, I wanted to see all those shitposts, my highest one ended up being Monster Hunter Tri with 566 posts and it was mostly just helping people because I had already played the Japanese version.
>I just realised I've been coming to this site religiously for 6 years
Fuck why can't I leave
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.52_[2016.06.27_14.40.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3SLoUIV.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 13 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.52_[2016.06.27_14.40.06].jpg")
My posts from 2006-2008 Kotaku are still there.
My posts from Gaia are still there, I think.
My AMVs are still in youtube.
And my posts from some local anime fanclub and my fanfics are still hidden somewhere.
>>342948027
I remember coming to 4chan when I was about 12 in 2008 or so, found the layout confusing (I was used to more typical forums), got scared I was gonna see gore images and went back tothe WoW forums.
Don't even remember what board it was. Probably /b/.
>>342944091
I thought GT was kill though.
>>342946625
What a credible , non-biased source. They even call him Jacko.
>>342937617
I got lucky, GFaqs didn't start archiving posts until after I grew up a little. I still remember some of them though, and that stings
>>342948218
You see, I came to /v/ first because I heard from the IGN forums that this was where all the cool kids hang out to get the latest video game news.
I found /v/ later, when I was 16, and it was the perfect storm of shit and cringe that ultimately destroyed my life.
>shitposting on pixeltendo in 2005
>>342948186
>just finished watching that episode
jesus christ subaru plz
>>342945720
>First year of college
>All of my friends start getting into it so I thought "why the fuck not"
>They all mysteriously leave school so I stay more to myself with my newfound interest
>Made other friends but they never hung out with me a lot
>Get to about the end Junior year, realize that it was stupid so I start to distance myself from it
>Still seen as that bronyfag guy
>Tell my friends I no longer like the show
>They instantly start to hang with me more
>Word travels fast so even asking out freshman girls they know I was once a brony
>Missed out on 3 years of hanging out with people and a chance at a college relationship all because I liked a shitty cartoon
I want to kill myself every single day for liking it.
>>342948186
Why are you so confident telling us this
>>342945720
>used to be a brony
Why? I'll never understand how that was a thing.
>>342948536
It just became a thing, hell I didn't even call myself that people just said I was for liking the show. I personally wish to be publicly executed for dare liking such a fucking cancer on society.
>>342948158
12 here
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.57_[2016.04.11_21.40.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D5mMXrU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.57_[2016.04.11_21.40.34].jpg")
>>342948403
I know right
Definitely my personal aots.
>>342948417
Because you will never, EVER find it. Ever. It's burined deep and I have used multiple user names.
>>342948638
But why did you like it? That's the bit I don't get. I watched the first episode back when it came out and it seemed like the most generic sickly sweet little girls show ever created.
Don't know why people decided to define their whole personality based on it either.
>Finding the notes you had for that story idea you thought was great when you were 14
>>342946418
That movie was so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXlHKTPfLVA
>>342948536
I used to play on a gmod server when I had nothing to do and the bronies there were a tight-knit community of people, with the show being tolerable to watch. I stopped watching after season 2 when it became meme-infested and insufferable and when the server died.
>>342948762
Give us the tldr anon
Thank god my myspace is gone and all the forums I used to go to are now defunct
>be "that black kid who talks white"
>watch anime
>know how to do the Hare Hare Yukai
>skateboard
>giant afro with a bang
>paint a nail black because I thought it was cool
>have "girlfriends" on Myspace
Those times were so much simpler.
>>342948737
I thought it was a pretty decent show and >>342948404 I guess because everyone I knew got into it I just latched onto it.
I never defined my whole personality on it, I just liked the show and thought some of the fan art was great, especially the music. Admittedly, I still listen to the Eurobeat fan music because it's sick as hell, I unironically recommend the Eurobeat version of the Japanese opening because at that point it's literally just an anime OP.
>>342948186
>literally a gaiafag
GET OUT GOD DAMN IT
>>342946767
>started shitposting in 2008
>tfw never revealed my powerlevel to others
>>342948762
This so much.
The edgiest thing I have ever read.
>>342948959
Why is it that when black people like things it looks cool but when white people like them it looks dumb?
>Spend a year griefing the BFM racing servers on Halo PC before finally being banned
>These guys enforced family friendly, pro Halo racing.
>No cursing, could only kill if your hog had a driver and was moving
>All types of retarded rules
>They would ban anyone breaking them
>Fuck that
>Only join servers where mods weren't playing.
>Would break all their rules such as camping in the warthog gunner, flipping teammate hogs, cursing, driving backwards, etc
>Spend hours in a server causing mayhem coming up with creative ways of fucking with them
>Immediately curse any mod that joined and quit fast
>Change names and join new server
>Would visit their site after every assault to check their player complaint section and read in detail all the shit I pulled
>Hundreds of complaints
>Save each page as a trophy
>Computer ended up crashing a year ago and lost everything
God I hated those people.The Christian servers were far more lenient than those fags. Besides the blowing out the mods before running, my signature stunt was getting a full hog and jumping out before going over cliffs, letting my teammates die. Too bad they purged most of the stuff on their site.
>remember all the embarrassing drama posts and photos I posted on a forum of a small private Ragnarok Online server from 10 years ago
>tfw the server died and the site doesn't exist anymore
I some imagine how it would be if I did that shit in social network sites or official forums of major MMOs.
>that shitty and cringy English you spoke and wrote when you were younger
I bet all non-native English speakers feel that way.
>>342948860
A teenage boy is mysteriously transported to another world. This world is inhabited by a race of muh honourable swordsmen who all have Japanese names and includes totally-not-Saber and totally-not-Archer, a race of slave people who all had Greek names and includes totally-not-Kotomine, and a race of ethereal demons who are the product of a mass ritual performed by the swordsman race long in the past. The demons will dissipate without a host body and so possess the slave people swhile the swordsmen aim to hunt them down to atone for them being created in the first place.
The MC gets wrapped up in this as he meets a slave girl who gets possessed by a demon girl, only to discover that the demons aren't all bad and he tries to prevent not-Saber from killing the possessed slave girl. Together they go on adventures to find the true origins of the demons and search for a way to save the slave girl and the demon girl together.
>>342945169
I would have done the same just by looking at Smash 4's roster.
>>342948959
>It will never be 2006 ever again
>>342947513
>hurrdurr guess i'll just buy a turbo controller
>he doesn't know
>>342949276
I guess MC was a self-insert, right?
>>342946859
honestly the banter between the redditor kid and '/b/tard' boy is exactly how it would play out if these two sites manifested into people.
>Reddit fumbles and spurts out big words to make himself seem like the more mature and professional one
>4chan just doesn't give a fuck and says whatever's on his mind, not caring if anything is offensive or mean spirited.
![[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 22 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.17_[2016.04.04_16.01.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/30sFbPJ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Shirobako - 22 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.17_[2016.04.04_16.01.44].jpg")
>>342948982
What's so wrong about that?
Gaia was relatively popular back then.
>>342948982
>check on gaia again after years of not going to it
>go to the towns game thing to see what people are doing
>literally the same discussion topic I constantly saw way back when
>"Slave Market"
>>342947513
>RE4, Mario Party, etc.
Do people think they sound like experts when they mention random games?
>>342949141
Maybe because it seems rare or something? I never really got shit growing up other than "haha you're black but you're really white dude lmao", but then again I was never a huge faggot in public.
>>342948959
>used to use microphone on xbox 360
>when people found out I was black they would always say I "sounded white"
>would get insulted by obnoxious coons and called a bitch
>>342949438
>>342949413
I don't think so, but I remember so little of what his character was that I'd have to go dig through the notes again to find out, and that'd be much too painful to do.
>>342949438
Gaia was reddit before reddit was reddit.
>>342949565
these are the fucking best
>>342944865
Bebo went down? Thank god, got scared being reminded of it wanted to go and see if I can delete my profile. Some of the shit on there, man.
>tfw normie as fuck kid and wanna be chad back then
>>342949713
>>342946226
fuck you im right here who tf are you, also im not the one who made that post
>>342949731
>TFW my profile was a weird hybrid of normie orbiter and Linken Park edge lord
Most of the forums I posted on as a youth were lost to the sands of time thankfully. Still I think of some of the stupid shit I posted...
Very glad that facebook and this "real names" shit being memed by Facebook, Twitter, and Google didn't exist in my childhood
>>342943296
>not using XD xd xD :P :^) ^^ :D unironically because you don't give a shit about what /v/ says
begone, weak of mind
>>342949565
>>342949713
>>342949779
>Big Dawg posting
You guys are alright.
>go to http://archived.moe/v/
>paste filename from you most used reaction image
>search
>>342945720
How do I use this if I've changed my URL a few times? Want to see some of the avatars I used years ago.
>>342949920
You probably have to use your old url.
>>342945180
>check the bottom of my liked list on Youtube
>there are fucking MLP videos
Somebody fucking explain how to look at these posts, because all I'm finding is "0 active messages posted".
>looking back at those emoticons being used
>>342949558
I play Rocket League or CSGO and say "nigga" and have to tell people to go to my stream because they don't believe I'm black.
>Almost started completely pointless beef with some other guy on a Runescape fan forum
>Website didn't allow png uploads and I got stumped
Holy fuck
>>342950214
What the fuck? I DIDN'T UPLOAD THIS
>>342945931
I used to be one too. I've also since distanced myself from it and can't even last 5 seconds of an episode.
>>342938462
I know that feel anon
>>342950214
nice emoticons
>>342937617
>Michael Jackson died in your lifetime
>played pokemon mmo a decade ago
>meet girl
>we played together all the time and made a clan with just the two of us called pikashaymin (our 2 favorite pokemon)
>she disappeared forever without telling me why
>was the closest thing i've ever had to a gf
Joined gamefaqs in 2003 now an Icon, never really hit my peak.
>archived 500 post troll topics in guitar hero 2
>released regular content on the paranormal board and even made it onto their wiki page
those were the good ole days
>made old Guids for games on 1up
>want to see my old work for nostalgia
1up is dead and gone
>>342949141
A black person having abstract interests or showing higher intelligence is a rare sight, sort of like a women enjoying good games.
If he was white he'd be just another piece of the flock, but since he's black he stands out from the primitives.
>used to lurk this games forum from my country
>on the first page of the Duke Nukem Forever thread
>"It comes out in about 10 years"
It actually comes out in 10 years 2001-2011
I fuckin lived at this site when I was 12
>>342938538
Thankfully this. The hours I wasted posting on GTA forums.
>>342951285
man, fan sites are weird relics
>>342949857
Its not about what /v/ says. Its just the anti-autism in our brains telling us its cringe as fuck.
>>342937617
>finding old GameFAQs posts
>finding old Runescape warnings
>finding old forum posts full of edge
I want to go back in time and slap myself.
there was some old ass smash forum i went to a long time ago and it got shut down. This was like pre "Brawl just got announced" times. I forgot what it was but I do remember there was a guy named Pengweed on it.
do forum posts ever get purged (on any website, I know the posts on 4chan do)
if not, why? how can a forum hold billions of posts?
>>342951834
Shitposting on invisionfree forums feels like a distant memory
>>342937617
>tfw spent a lot of time discussing naruto and other manga on manga sites back in the day
to be fair, it helped my essay writing much more than school did
>>342952197
Yeah, my 'works' may have been cringe as fuck looking back on it now, but at least it got me A's in my classes.
>tfw I still have access to my old deviantart page that I abandoned years ago
>>342952010
Some forums do tend to reset over time, but it's entirely up to the admin.
I used to be on a lot of forums in 2002 and they all pretty much reboot sometime around 2008, so all those posts dissapeared.
>>342952010
Most forums I've been on went like this:
-5 years pass and hundreds of thousands of posts get made.
- All threads and posts made so far are "archived" and the forum is "reset" while keeping user power and post count.
- Another hundred thousand posts later, the "archive" is deleted and the previously "new forum" is archived instead
>1700 posts of cringe
If they didn't delete their archives I would've probably carpet bombed their servers.
>Freshman year, get stuck in the new expensive dorms that were pretty much two beds in one room
>Get incredibly horny one Sunday morning, practically nobody on campus
>Make a sadpanda account using my personal email with my name in it thinking I could delete it later, not that it's impossible
>Years later realize my mistake, change the email and put in a random password
>This month it finally dawned on me that I keep getting emails from Twitch on my primary/personal email account because I have an account with it there
>Unsubscribe, check to see what it the username is
>It's the same one I used for Sadpanda
>You can't delete your Twitch account
>They keep track of every username you use
For an 18 year-old I did some really dumb shit back then. But then again, I did fall for the "lolicons are only into 2D" excuse.
>>342952523
>>342952543
do you know ifgaiaonlineresets
>>342952463
boring, don't bother finishing it
>>342952601
I also want fireden to die to hide some shit, but I know that will only happen if someone makes terroristic threat on /a/, /cm/, /ic/, /sci/, /tg/, /v/, /vg/, or /y/ and actually goes through with it.
>>342949276
>This world is inhabited by a race of muh honourable swordsmen who all have Japanese names
sides are already gone
>>342952463
I agree with the other guy, this story is complete ass
>got banned on GameFAQs for "troll account" during the time Bub and Bob were killing it in that one poll despite not trolling, just cheering on Bub and Bob
>before ban, account had existed for many years
>>342952831
>>342952925
fuck off
>>342949276
it's not even that bad 2bh, i mean for an anime
Maybe I should have visited daily just to pretend I'm important with a big karma number
>>342952463
>tl note: kisikie means plan
every time
>>342952463
>This one clan meeting/social event at the clan castle, were all messing around
>for some autistic reason, pretended I was crippled and used a cane
>joked that I was House, just yknow with out the medical doctorate, and Cay was the actual doctor side of me
>god help me, the autism was strong
>Anyway, can't even remember how the fuck we started talking about canes and shit and wheelchairs
>Lionsfan makes some joke about...shit I can't remember man, like canes...or wheelchairs
>pretend to get MEGAOFFENDED
>(even though I joked about it all the time....even though I wasn't crippled)
>End up making a big to-do of it, Lionsfan ends up getting stripped of officer position
>He is extremely sorry, he didn't mean to offend his "bro"
>god I hate myself when I look back
>I end up getting promoted to his officer spot
>"No, this won't do, my autism must go deeper"
>Help Cay get her officer spot, end up flirting with the female officer she had planned on replacing
>End up like making this also big scene with the officer, making it sound like constant sexual harassment, sending screenshots to the leaders every time she would send something naughty
>hue
>She eventually gets stripped of title, Cay replaces her
>"No, our combined shit posting potential could go so much deeper"
>Decided it was time to "end the FUN"
>start spreading malcontent during each event, scaring off new people with Cay's and my autism
>Different sects in FUN begin to arise, shitposters and hardlining family types
>Shitposters eventually call for the current leader to step down because "wasn't leading the clan in the right direction, not enough new members."
>after months of shitposting, he eventually does.
>BUT WHO SHALL LEAD US NOW
>BUT OF COURSE, STRAWHEAVY SHALL LEAD US
>I assume command of FUN.
>First rule of Straw's law (yeah I called it that)
>Change name to COC
>Community of Champions
>hue, it sounds like cock
>hue
>I hate myself man
CONTINUED
>>342946417
>there is another bengali on /v/
H-hi
>>342953117
Nobody cares about your fucking stupid story, holy shit. Fuck off.
>Last visit: September 10, 2001
>>342953015
Boy, I remember those people. How I somehow got respect for no reason other than I lurked in a few threads.
>found scraps of paper with ideas for games I made
>most of the games are rip offs of games that already exist except with me and my friends as the main characters
>one of them had some kid I disliked as the villain
>>342948961
Ponyshit would have fucking killed eurobeat for me if it wasn't for ID
>>342952463
>>342953117
>So, now the community of COC is fractured, the old clan leader is around, with some moderate support
>How shall I destroy this community once and for all?
>Ah yes, the honeypot, Cay shall work well here.
>Cay agrees to like...seduce the old clan leader
>For pussy is mightier than the sword
>Internet flirting, nothing better
>in turn, ends up making it seem like a major sexual harassment thing again, even though I had pulled that stunt earlier
>It was like the major nail in the coffin, after much hubbub on the forums and Cay complaining, the community fractures
>Lo, look what I have wrought, the fruits of my labors
>and internet community of originally family friends had fractured due to my autism, now probably never talking to one another in real life
>A large clan of about 200 people destroyed
>Great job Straw, you sure were an edgelord as a child
>stop playing runescape a few weeks later, haven't talked to Cay in ever
>I wonder if she was even a chick
>the end
>>342952831
>>342952925
Finished it anyway, hue.
>>342952925
Thanks for defending me senpai, my edgyness has diminished since then, or so I like to tell myself.
>>342950013
I fucking feel you anon
>>342953208
I do what I want.
>>342953485
why'd you post your handle
it's legit too
your epicmafia profile is so lame dude
>Wrote comments hating Carol Pete back on the GameSpot comments and forums
>Now I see the forum has become a SJW hugbox and the comments section has had a really shitty redesign
>Used to use the ign's vestibule before coming to 4chan
>It used to be about fun and dumbshit
>It is now just serious business, repeating the Karld meme even worse than/v/ does for loss, getting butthurt over Christians but defend Hindus, Jews, and Muslims, and basically every loser from 2000-2008 are now being circle-jerked as oldfags
How did forums become so shit /v/?
>>342937617
>used to actively use a brony forum in 2011
>did the cringyest shit of all time
>actually took people's suicide threats seriously
>cyberstalked one of the most popular users on the forum
>kept a text file of the penis lengths of 30 different users
>get banned in 2012 for posting porn
>tfw the forum stops showing up in google searches of my username
I regret everything
>>342953883
>checking epicmafia
woooow, taking me back a few years, I haven't played that in years. I forgot my password to that account too, bruh now I wanna go back and play.
>joined July 2000
>last post 2008 arguing about GTA4
Shit I'm getting old
Damn I wish I could remember what my user name was I want to walk down memory lane
>>342938353
with cobbles and chimneys and speaking in rhymes
>>342946196
>he didn't browse /b/ when he was 16
> tfw your 10 year old gamerhandle just links to you bitching about WC3 mods with shitty coding.
Good times.
>>342954154
You don't need to remember your username, just the forum/site and the email you were using at the time.
>>342954114
It was shit
>>342954415
Came here when I was 15, if I started with /b/ the novelty would've worn off after a week and I wouldn't still be here 7 years later.
>>342954154
Found myself I was such a little bitch
>>342947513
>can't even get past the torture sequence
>didn't use the ketchup
I hate neo millenials.
>tfw your old social community account is still up
>tfw you started up some real shit when you were younger during that site
>tfw you distinctly remembering arguing with a girl that women cannot get off with their nipples when you were very in the dark about sexshould I post my account
>>342955220
Do it for free
>>342949276
This could work you know. It would all depend on the presentation though
>Went on GameFAQs way later than you guys did, back during Smash 4 prerelease
>Loads of shitposting and bad puns but occasional sperging out over leaks and shit (one of which was posted on Twitter solely to laugh at me)
>Did loads of shit on the board's wiki
>Whiteknighted a girl who was obviously fishing for pity points
>Put my birthday on the site so if I ever do anything else people could easily track it back there
>Undertale jokes
>Don't even care about Smash anymore because final roster sucks
Not ENTIRELY ashamed of my time on GameFAQs, some shitposts I can still laugh about , but damn it, I wish I could just delete those RAGE posts.
>mfw going back and reading the Newgrounds reviews I made from 2007 to 2010At least my original Youtube account got banned in 2008 for copyright infringement, since that was in the middle of the golden age of YTPs
>remember how occasionally posting on a site for a couple years when I was around 12
>look up my account
>it has ~7000 posts
How can there be so many? I honestly don't remember doing any of that an expected something like 500
>>342955610
don't judge me too hardhttp://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=187791
>>342946019
>use a reasonably small collection of images for posting with
>search archive by image name, which will be unique to my saved version of each image
>find most of my posts
>tfw you made a cringy sonic sprite comic when you were a kid
>it's still up with your name attached because you forgot the password and lost access to the email address
Who
>starting username with Shadow
here?
ShadowSlayer reporting in.
>>342945971
>have so many posts on a SAMP server forumthat still existsthat it would take literally dozens of hours to delete them one by one
>deleting account would just leave the posts there with my name still attached
thankfully they deleted the religion & politics section so I don't actually have to kill myself just yet
>>342938462
>Be edgy 13 year old atheist
>Spend hours a day going on the religious section calling Christians idiots
>Ultra fedora-tier posts
Fuck, man.
>tfw remembering that you vehemently hated gays when you were 13
>nowadays you fap to traps like its nothing
>>342956627
>mfw I once used shadow_shadow_69 as a username
> tfw shitposting on usenet since 1989
>>342943296
:x was my go-to emoticon when I was 12-13
>>342956880
I remember when I thought chicks with dicks were weird.
Now I masturbate to futa almost exclusively and ERP as one often.
Life is funny isn't it
>>342957020
>Nintendo turned 100 that year
>check old posts
>find your edgy phase
I'm not the only one right?
>>342957020
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>342937617
>Finding posts you made only 3 years ago at 19
It never stops.
>>342956880
It's just part of growing up.
>>342956880
>used to fap to traps exclusively
>one day wake up and cant get into it anymore
>switch to thick secretarys
that was a weird time
>>342957020
This man probably hasn't had a reason to smile in the past 10 years
