Better than steam.
>>342934354
If it was better than Steam, why is it dead?
Checkmate
>>342934354
>limewire
Wow it's like I'm on 2004
>>342934612
as dead as ur sex-life m8 lmao
>>342934354
Oh man, I remember those times trying to download a new album and recieving beastiality porn.
>>342934354
Is this the designated nostalgia thread?
Rap.exe
Chop-suey.exe
>>342934684
Oh man, I remember those times trying to download beastiality porn and receiving a new album.No really, it was my source of brazillian anal horse porn for a time. It's also where I discovered some neat blackened death metal
>>342934690
>torrent tracker and client with no fucking comments or quality control
Never again, good riddance.
the good old days of wrongly titled songs in 64kpbs.
>>342935013
how I got my first gf so long ago. R.I.P.
>>342934354
yeah ;)
I still use for the hard to get games hehe
>>342934354
>all those disguised files that were porn
Good times. Besides the cheese pizza.
>>342935013
>msn will never return
>>342935013
Being able to make custom emoticons was the fucking shit.
>>342935013
> those games you could play with your friends
>>342934354
>system_of_a_down_legend_of_zelda.mp3
>>342935013
God, I miss when this was the dominant platform for people to communicate over the internet. MySpace wasn't all that popular here, but Facebook ruined everything.
>>342934354
>that retard friend who downloded porn.exe
>"My fellow americans..."
>>342935481
Nah fuck that, AIM was the shit in my day.
guys, i ERPed on gamespy...as a girl.
good times
>>342935481
>tfw your friends invited you in fucking 100 persons multiconversations
>everything went fucking laggy
GameTap is the best cause it had a shitty season of Space Ghosts
>>342935310
If +-( wasn't and still isn't your favorite emoticon you don't know shit about anything.
>>342935720
No wait, the puke one was +o(
My bad.
>>342935662
> have a computer from (i think) 2001 right up until 2009
> mfw 100 people conversations using an Intel celeron processor with 1.2GHz and 256mb ram
>>342935574
why do I get the feeling this is snuff
The days of dial-up were the best.
>1998-1999
>parents only had AOL
>would go into the role-play chats under my side sign-in
>remember taking screencaps to show my buddies as I'd go deep cover, getting into people RP-ing as OC donut steel or animu characters
>eventually pull shit out of my ass and obliterate a character or turn the chat on somebody
>actually get IMs during chat with these people freaking out, telling me 'it wasn't fair' or 'I needed to leave'
>use methodus tools to flood them and the chat with messages, IMS and emails
>>342935793
casuals get OUT
you remember this one surely?
>>342935815
> mum picks up the phone
>>342935720
>he didn't use the shit out of custom emoticons
>>342935481
Skype was okay before microshit decided to absorb it and replace MSN with it
Boring, minimalist Windows 10 style because normies hate fun UIs
>>342934354
Do people still use this? I remember the last time I tried to use it every search result was viruses. They made fake names for literally everything.
>>342935880
I didn't.
>That guy that had a custom, flashy emoticon for every single letter
I remember downloading one porn video where some guy had a weirdly curved penis that curved upwards.
>>342935864
m8 back then I was looking at all those terrible dragonball/sailor moon crossover hentai sites.
>>342935864
Hells yeah
>>342934639
On 2004
>on
>2004
>>342935878
>learning I could mute the modem when dialing in right after we moved the computer to my room
The golden fapping days started then.
>>342935864
>you will never EVER get a deepthroat from Heather
>>342934925
>brazillian anal horse porn
Whose ass is what dick going into?
>>342934354
Only for pedos.
>>342935921
I've used Skype maybe twice in my life. I just kind of let my online social life die when Facebook became a thing. Now I only have that because it's pretty much required for students these days.
>going to habbo
>getting underage girls to webcam you
>linkin park downloading on limewire
>constantly getting viruses on the family computer
GOAT times
>>342935864
>hey babe you layin out?
>>342936064
> actually found a bunch ofcheese pizzaonce
stumbling across mislabeled CP was always a good time
>>342936105
>thought it was ok to fap to CP because I was also underage
>the two guys I never knew IRL but chatted with my entire time through HS
>would get into some pretty deep talks and they were absolute bros
>did voice chat sometimes
I wonder what they're doing these days.
who /learned a lot about sex from limewire/ here
>>342936103
They're onto you.
They always will.
>downloading custom mouse cursor toolbars
>>342936050
Why don't we ask >>>/mlp/
>not using Kazaa and eMule
Out of the box Limevirus was like putting your computer next to the sewage line
> on the toilet while downloading porn on limewire
> here mum's car pull in in the drive way
post yfw
>>342935948
>that guy that had a custom, 5 part penis emoticon
Remember me /v/?
>>342936050
Really skanky ass brazillian chicks that's what.
To be fair, when they fuck adult horses the horse generally is like half chub at best and they sorta squish the head of it into their anus and then stroke the shaft cuz it ain't going in any further. That one video was the nastiest, it came in her ass and she collected it in a bowl and drank it. Shit man, that one vid defined my life.
Only time I've seen someone like legit fucking an adult horse, the women were almost as big as the horse itself.
>>342936297
I still use Winamp.
>>342935013
>Used to find men online and meetup on MSN to jack off to eachother
>I was 16 and always used to lie when they asked my age.
>>342936313
damn i really wanna see that video
Anybody ever remember that fucking prank porn video shit people used to upload
> would start like any porn, girls getting naked etc
> go in to a kiss
> "SHAME ON YOU, NOW YOU WATCH MY LITTLE PONY"
not sure why but after all these fucking years i still remember it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tajDxBaPBBM
>this sound either meant it was time for UT, newgrounds, downloading shitty qualiity amvs/anime/mp3s or fapping
Limewire used to be the best place for amateur porn. All the leaked videos of underage couples and sluts on webcams etc
I hope that shit is archived somewhere
who up
My fellow americans...
>>342936341
> you will never be young again and let dirty old men take advantage of you
>>342936440
oh god no
GOAT Game!
>>342936372
>strip poker game on Newgrounds
>girl finally gets completely naked
>has a dick
>HAHA FAG flashes on the screen
>Linkin_Park_Hybrid_Theory_50_Cent_PTHC_12yo.exe
My computer probably had aids
>>342936436
DC++ has a lot of shit. It's literally like limewire 2.0. Down to the nirvana-_-teen-slut-fucked.mp3.exe bullshit
>>342936439
I wasn't aware how old of a program xfire was when my friends told me to use it when we played league.
>>342934354
>not superior DC++
>tfw downloading classic wow as like four different .iso files
>played the shit out of it on a private server
>pirating games now that never even get installed
>>342936525
> it's a screamer prank
>Downloading limewire pro through limewire
>>342936565
>>342936472
>>342936341
>>342935013
Hey everybody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmDPdCzCfFM
>>342936486
Gallons.
GALLONS.
>spending practically all day downloading The Transporter movie
>it's in spanish
>>342935173
>hard to get games
what? can you give an example?
>>342936272
>on toilet jacking off to some stuff I printed out
>hear mom's car pull up
>I've made it this far I need to finish
>watch as my load somehow goes past the tissue and fucking five or so feet from me, splatting all the way on the rug
>want to be impressed that I shot that far but I'm horrified at the mess it made
>Mom: "Anon! Help me carry the groceries in!"
>>342936620
baltimore orioles, NUMBER ONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9B0a9WowPI
>>342936370oh I bet you wouldthe crazy thing is I'm pretty sure this isn't even that specific video, meaning she's done it multiple times
>Vicky
>>342936701
More like number sucks!
>>342936686
>on toilet jacking off to some stuff I printed out
fuck that was my first experience with porn too
> all i printed was a pair of tits
how innocent we were
>>342936620
>you're a fag, schizo!
> when you discovered you could pirate Limewire premium by downloading it on Limewire Free
>you will never stream HD videos on DivX again while laughing at Youtube for only having SD qualityMaybe that was just me.
>>342935364
Hexic the best one.
>>342936809
Kickass...
>>342935072
>Downloading songs from THPS or off the radio at 2kB/s and listening to them over and over because you barely had anything
>While watching WMP 7's visualisations
>>342936321
me too.
>>342935864
>nostalgia
>implying I don't fap to Heather pretty often
![[Procrastinating] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 05 [BD-720p] [5B79AF8F].mkv_snapshot_18.57_[2015.08.20_21.53.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h7ukaaY.jpg "[Procrastinating] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 05 [BD-720p] [5B79AF8F].mkv_snapshot_18.57_[2015.08.20_21.53.49].jpg")
>>342936097
Fuck you, I heard it.
>>342936321
>>342936915
> not moving onto foobar, a superior music player
>>342936884
there's no swearing in here
>>342936960
Shut up bambi, nobody cares.
This thread hurts
>>342937017
> over a deacde ago
>>342936729
GIVE ME THAT GLORIOUS SAUCE
>>342936958
Winamp does everything I need it to.
Why would I want switch over to Foobar?
>>342937030
Do you like Kippers?
>you'll never play Battlefield on Bonus.com ever again.
It is however rehosted as its own website though. https://tankpit.com/before_playing/
>>342937017
This posts wins the internet, you deserve a cookie
>that feel having to wait for your parents to go out so you could download a tiny shitty quality porn clip
>that feel when kids nowadays can get HD porn instantly on their phones
![[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.03_[2015.08.11_22.10.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZvRmVlZ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.03_[2015.08.11_22.10.07].jpg")
>>342936272
>Downloading porn with early utorrent
>Had download notifications set to on
>Go to toilet
>Come back
>Mum using my computer because hers was being slow or some shit
>Doesn't say anything and gets off in a few minutes
>Check utorrent
>Swedish_public_sex.avi 100%
>>342936372
>watch SEXY ANIME BABES COMPILATION XXX 2006 on Youtube
>start fapping
>about the climax
>suddenly Rick Astley singing about deserts comes on screen
It was a different time.
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
>>342937010
i'm moving my hands
all
over
your body
>>342936158
>child porn
is porn for children, it's ok anon
Remember the best video on internet?
2girls1cupfor some reason it was in youtube
>>342937017
>a time when we could say "win" or "epic win" unironically without fear of being shitposted at
I want to go back
>>342937151
Do you like Jazz?
My fellow americans...
>>342936158
My exact same thought process at the time.
For a while there all I ever downloaded was that shit, even on accident.
>Tried downloading Evangelion one episode at a time
>Got a shitload of cheese pizza or "My fellow americans." A bunch of shit by Max Hardcore too
>Eventually start relying on the comments section and user ratings
>Finaly got the fucking show after months of suffering
>Local TV station picks it up anyways.
>My "That kid" cousin swore to me the show had porn in it. Sat through the whole thing for it for nothing. It was aight.
>>342935013
Scaring your friends with autoplaying MSNPlus sounds was the shit.
>>342937132
> friend goes to use your pc
> types a letter in the url bar
> porn link history containing that letter comes up
>tfw I burn my Dattebayo Naruto episodes
>compressed them to 98mb each
>so more can fit in a 700mb blank CD
>10 years later
>cleaning my room
>saw that Naruto CD rack
>put it in
>it's not reading the CD anymore
sadmongoloid.jpg
>>342936560
Now that I'm an adult I'm much too worried to download anything like that anymore. As a kid I was too dumb to care but now I know that if I accidentally ended up with CP it'd be some serious shit.
>>342937192
there is no going back, but we truly LIVED!
>>342937056
>>342937017
>>342937119
>>342937192
>Post #40000
>Fast forward 10 years
>Posts numbers are at 3.42 billion
Jesus
>>342937202
I'm hungry, anybody got change for a 20?
>those sites with the row of porn thumbnails at the bottom
>that one thumbnail of the petite girl straddling a literal yard stick long dick
>it always led to a virus site or an unrelated video
>it wasn't real
Some day.
Some day
>>342936729
How does a person life get to this point.
any childhood stories relating to computers or vidya?
> friend in primary school gets caught with porn on his floppy disk
> gets suspended
> eventually find out what it was
> it wasshrek porn
>>342937121
>tfw I pretty much always had my own computer
>all my friends had the share with their family
I'm so fucking glad for it being over at their houses.
>tfw when my dad set up four computers and we all had LAN parties playing Diablo 2 almost every day
We weren't even well off or anything, we were pretty working class.
>>342937292
You wouldn't be, by any chance, happen to be, SlappySue?
>implying we aren't in a golden age of piracy with private trackers and XDCC
![[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILYA 2wei Herz! - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.31_[2015.09.13_19.58.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DRx47yN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILYA 2wei Herz! - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.31_[2015.09.13_19.58.56].jpg")
>>342937262
Oh shit, that happened too, with KaZaA.
>KaZaA had video previews for the shit that'd take forever to download
>Downloading several different porn movies
>Brother has his friends over
>Take a shit
>Come back to find my door shut
>My brother and his friends in my room looking at my porn
Say something!
Whaaaat?
>download porn on limewire
>it's saved in your limewire library
>parents didn't use it so I thought I was safe
>I didn't realise it would also save in a limewire folder somewhere in your documents
>parents could have stumbled across it at any time
God I was fucking retarded back then.
>>342937352
> those times your friend wasn't in the room and you and your other friend would go through his internet history
> mfw finding out one of my friends was into granny porn
>>342936882
>You will never sit through 20 minutes of BUFFERING to watch five seconds of an advertisement again
>>342937408
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY
>>342937017
r@ygold
>>342937321
Ours was in the corner closet of the living room for some reason, on a make shift desk, so I'd like half way close the door, jerk off silently while pretending to read megatokyo... while my mom was in the kitchen. Not sure how I never got caught. Oh god... I hope she didn't know
>>342937262
There's such a fucking big difference between teen me and late 20s me.
>teen
>friends want to look up something funny on my computer
>freak out and just shut it down since I looked up a bunch of degenerate porn
>friends say "anon lets look this up on your computer"
>"let's just go use my tv in the living room instead"
>"why"
>"I didn't close any porn tabs before putting it to sleep last night. I doubt you wanna see that shit."
>>342937017
>4chan will never be this good again
>>342937417
>Save porn
>Bury it under layers and layers of folders like "Homework" and "Essays"
12 year old me was so clever.
>>342937408
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiZfmZE13Pw
jesus christ my highschool years just came back full force
I missed out on all the porn, only spent my time downloading music.
>>342937351
>see character on tv or in video game
>thousands of pornographic images of them are a meme Google search away
Kids growing up now truly are blessed.
>>342937017
>/l/ - Lolikon
Remember when moot wasn't a faggot?
>using keywords like "boobs" and "3D" on youtube
>discover these masterpieces
>tfw dead site nowI still fap to this
>this is 15 years old
>>342937082
Lightweight and doesn't look like shit
>download mp3 file on kazaa
>it's a 20 second long advert for a website done by a guy impersonating bill clinton
>>342934354
Literally don't even know what this is lmao
Steam for life.
>>342937557
What's the point of a loli board? You can find all the loli you want on gelbooru or sad panda.
>>342937553
>see girl at school
>access to bikini pictures and slutty pictures all day on facebook
it's fucking hilarious that your mind went to r34 instead of the reality that kids in school can see girls at their school nearly naked now and it's normal.
>>342937017
/m/ - Mecha will never be good again
>>342937557
When is Hiro-kun gonna bring that shit back?
>>342937624
holy shit, forgot about that entirely.
>>342937637
go home underage
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.28_[2016.03.05_05.45.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XAUgVEP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.28_[2016.03.05_05.45.03].jpg")
Remember all those porn clip preview sites? Like, you'd click on a link and they'd take you to a page with 4 short clips from an H-OVA, and there'd be shitloads of these things on paysites everywhere.
I figured out looking at the filenames that they were always numbers, and some sites had different links that'd give you different clips from the same movie, and using Download Accelerator Plus to copy the download links and change the filenames you could download entire episodes in little 10 second chunks. I felt like a genius.
>>342937514
> when your friends and you would huddle around the computer late at night and watch porn together
never understood the point of doing that gay ass shit together
>>342937017
>taskbar at the top
>>342937646
Discussion?
An extra layer of "don't visit 4chan, they have loli shit".
>>342937538
I miss newground era videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WvAzMpYHQ8
>>342937423
>12 year old me looked up tranny porn on my great uncles computer in my 10 year old cousins room when we went to visit because I didn't have a computer at home
I wonder if he ever knew. He OD'd before I saw him again.
>>342936158
I couldn't do it. Felt too uncomfortable watching it.
>>342937731
> WTF
> OMFG
> the days when we thought saying that lingo anywhere outside of text speech was acceptable
>>342936958
not avoiding foobar and winamp, both needlessly overengineered and overcomplicated to make linux NEET's feel like they are worth something when you could get lightweight, good looking and just simple musicbee
>the story of little monica
>bible black
>tons of anime on Veoh
>ICQ
>Ares
Damn, the world really changed
>banana_SA.zip
>>342937017
>Two different boards for Torrents and Torrents/Loli
what happened
>>342937616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcs2V6kfrxE
My friend still has a CD with Group X stuff I burned for him. Goddamn, dude.
>>342937731
Albinoblacksheep, Newgrounds, Funnyjunk
Just think, Youtube wasn't launched until 2006, we had to go to these videos' sources to watch them. Kids these days have it so easy.
https://youtu.be/nZMwKPmsbWE
>>342937750
> 12 years old
> already on tranny porn
jesus i remember when i felt like i was going to hell for looking at a pair of tits on google image search when i was fucking 15
>>342937663
>mfw swimming lesson block during P.E at school
Those 6 weeks were the best.
>That one girl who wore a light-blue swim suit that would go see-through when it was wet, and her nips were rock hard the entire lesson
>>342937616
they looks so much like the same god damn person
>>342935815
>trying to download logos for my nokia 3330
>catching a dialer
>30 bucks
> "anon, you were trying to look at porn on the internet, weren´t you"
>"no dad, I swear!"
>>342937315
>Downloading loads of porn when my brother and I first got our own PCs at age 12
>Parents say they got a letter from "the government" saying someone had been looking up bad things online
>mfw
>Dad asks me if I have anything to tell him
>"...No."
>He goes and asks my brother later
>Find out my brother told him he'd been looking up pictures of the girl from Jurassic Park on Google
>Parents believe him and think the ISP was hugely overreacting and ignore it in the future
Our combined dishonestly lucked out.
>>342936016
>not living on years rather than in them
>>342937728
/a/ already has loli threads with "discussion", for whatever that's worth. It's not enough to carry a whole board. All the porn boards are a giant waste of space.
>>342936686
Verbally sniggered
>>342935013
Remember nudge-bombing your friends?
>>342937663
>before Facebook became big
>there was some website called the "picture diary" everyone in my country used instead
>spent years collecting pics of everyone I knew
>lost the folder when reformatting hard drive
That was a hard week. My crush was like the only person who actually cared about now having her pictures available for everyone to gawk at so any sort of "lewd" pictures of her were worth more than gold and hard to find. I used to stalk all of her non-mutual friends to see if they uploaded any pictures of her.
Good times.
>>342937870
But I am LE tired!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
>>342936297
Sonique was here.Everything else is shit.
Wish it would get updated for modern OS because it's neat as fuck.
>>342937958
> go online
> girl you know instantly nudges you
oh you know she want it
>search "[Celebrity of your choice] topless"
>masturbate to all of the topless photos not realising they were all fake
>>342937663
>nearly naked
>not pictures of fictional characters being fucked by horses
Until they day we can find FB pictures of girls being fucked by horses this will be the pinnacle
>>342937971
>this interface is GOAT back then
wtf
>>342937872
You were a late bloomer, anon. My first exposure to hentai was at age 12 with an episode ofdubbedNightmare Campus on KaZaA. I was fapping to degenerate tentacle rape before I found any vanilla hentai.I spent my time from 13 to 18 years old on various hentai-oriented forums and made several long-lasting friends there, which when I look back on it is really fucking weird.I even met one of them when he came to visit my city on vacation. He was a pretty chill dude.
>>342937962
>my dad unironically thought there's 9/11 message embedded in this when I showed it him
>>342935475
LINK
HE COME TO TOWN
COME TO SAVE
THE PRINCESS ZELDA
>>342937663
>posting on 4cent 500
>it's fucking hilarious that your mind went to r34
>3D
Door is that way normie
>>342937958
>that kid who discovered MSN Plus and could nudge you hundreds of times in a row, freezing your computer before you could figure out what the fuck was happening
>>342937678
His only comment on it was asking if it was illegal here.
>when the girl is actually into it
>>342938060
It's funny. That's pretty much how most professional driver management software and shit still look.
>>342938114
I was that kid ;^)
>>342937616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYQpGwJ3rEQ
I used to think this was the coolest shit.
>>342936291
>that guy who didn't
>>342937262
This is why I have a user account for me and another one for everyone else.
Also so plebs won't go apeshit when they see the taskbar at the top of the screen.
>had AOL instant messenger
>would leave it open
>that one time the girl I liked messaged me and my dad read it
It appears my face is leaking eye water
>>342938067
i grew up in a christian family so it took a while for the seeds of degenerate filth to be planted
> mfw you
>>342937064391zAKvbno idea if its still being seeded
>>342937315
>Annoying kid in school never shuts up about all the porn and shit he downloads on his, at the time, super fast internet connection
>Literally all he does is talk about how he has access to fast porn because his brother is an engineer who splurged on a super pricy internet set up
>Years pass
>He still does this constantly. Literally no friends and no one cares
>Gets put in charge of computer science class while the teacher goes deal with something
>Thetimehascomeandsohavei.jpg
>Puts a burnt CD filled with R@ygold's wickest shit and some horse porn for good measure
>Has that one video of a girl pinned against the bed and knotted by a German Shepherd
>Shows a girl his boner while trying to feel her titty
Motherfucker got beat up real bad once the video of a girl crying while farting cum came up. No one told the teacher, though, because "we all saw it, so we are in trouble too!" One guy ended up getting suspended for fighting in class once the teacher came in.
Nigga owned up to a beating many others were a part of.
>>342938091
GANON TOOK CHER AWAY
NOW DE CHILDREN DON'T PLAY
BUT THEY WILL
WHEN LINK SAVES THE DAY!
HALELULJA!!!
I'm surprised I knew this
> he didn't use the best color scheme for XP
>accidentally find some CP
>think it's sort of hot because she's your age and you don't really know what CP is
Yikes.
>>342935013
>downloading messenger plus and having your own meme soundboard to spam shit to your friends
>"alright, chums up, let's do this-LEEEROY JENNKINS!"
>>342938246
My nigga
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-_x03_O4xoM
>>342938265
>You never grow out of it
>>342938025
>spend 3 hours with friends searching for 'britney spears naked' ... 'britney spears sex' etc. on limewire
>eventually stumble upon picture showing her being raped by tentacles and turn the computer off
>>342938265
>tfw
>>342938184
Relax, I know something that's definitely going to be "seeded" soon enough.
>>342938163
You can just disable it you know. So you won't get any history.
>>342937514
>Mom comes by, asks me to get on her email on my computer
>Haven't deleted my history in over a year because it's so convenient not too
>Never expected to have to deal with it anyway
>>342937872
I have no idea how I got to that point so early. My first fap was at 13 when I found a tattoo book that had some ladies saggy breasts hanging out on a few pages. My dick swole up afterwards and I thought I caught herpes from masturbating. I remember at 13 or 14 using my Uncle's Razr to look up hentai pictures, and for my birthday that year I got my first laptop but no internet so I would ask my older friend to drive me to a motel and download porn samples from their internet connection.
>>342938179
My Uncle was very anti-masturbation, and vocal about it. Made me feel like shit, but didn't stop me. I didn't have a until I was 18 so my PC was in the kitchen. I used to masturbate and play video games in the fucking kitchen man.
>>342937698
You do it when you're young because you're exploring the unknown together. After that, it's just kind of weird. Like I'll show my friend some fucked up porn I find sometimes, but only for a few seconds, otherwise it's just wrong. There's like a 10-15 second window for that shit.
>>342938336
>My dick swole up afterwards and I thought I caught herpes from masturbating.
>>342938378
just killed my morning coffee, fuck.
>>342938265
> had a couplebefore i was 18
> just assumed no one and no legal power would know because it's "the internet and know one will ever find out"
> find out a couple of days later that they can track that shit
> have a fucking panic attack, constantly afraid i'll be arrested
> still to this day I'm concerned that i have been permanently put on a watch list
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
https://youtu.be/CS0OktZpQw8
I wish I could meet Josh Tobin and shake his hand. His song punctuated a solid 12 months of my life as a 14 year old.
>that one vid of a japanese nurse fucking a dude who can't move
>>342938265
>Find CP as a kid
>Wonder why no one ever did that to me
How was I not molested as a kid?
>>342938302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z30oQIEzzvo
>On school computers
>Student's personal areas weren't properly protected and could be accessed by anyone on the network
>Snooping around one of my friend's documents
>He had evangelion hentai on his files
wew
>>342938114
NANI?
LIMEWIRE MADE PEDOPHILES OUT OF US
ALL OF US
and don't you fucking deny it
>>342937698
>>342938337
>tfw I never did that
I think one time we found some old porn VHS and we watched some of it because at the time we thought it was funny. But that was more just because it was ancient porn.
I guess I was just too late and the internet had become big enough that most of us saw porn at a fairly young age.
>i wrote down on a note for later use fairy bondage when my english was shit
>find it nowadays
>have a chuckle
>>342938378
gotta get those cock gains lad
>>342938309
>>342934354
Anyone used this?
>that time when you spent 30 min to download an Aria Giovanni picture
>downloaded I Am Legend using Limewire
>waited one whole day
>chinese dubbed
kek
>>342935475
>new_exclusive_secret_hidden_release_song_nine_inch_nails_bonus_cd_system_of_a_down_slipknot_linken_park.midi
>>342938410
They're more concerned with catching the people who upload or distribute it, not random downloaders.
Although they do go after the ones who download a shit ton.
If they haven't came for you by now then you're in the clear.
>>342938265
>accidentally find CP at 12-13
>feel a level of disgust that hasn't been topped to this day
>delete and then go stare at my ceiling for an hour or two, hoping that the girl in the video is okay
>>342938523
r@ygold much m8?
>>342938585
> still can recall what i saw in those videos
>Needing AIM, MSN, Yahoo, and Skype to talk to all your different friends because people all refused to just use one
>Trillian was the hottest shit when it came out
>>342938416
>kombinerki
>polish flag
now i get it
>tfw seeding 832 torrents
>>342938323
But I like having Gelbooru and then Google come up in that order when I type a single G into my address bar.
>>342936313
>>342936321
THIS. Making skins is still fun, too.
>>342938585
they always end up fucked to hell and back mentally
>>342938265
>Find CP as a kid
>Start showing it to my younger sister
>We play around naked and re-create scenes that we watch while parents are at work
Uh oh
>>342938585
>accidentally find CP at 12-13
>feel a level of disgust that hasn't been topped to this day
>delete and then go stare at my ceiling for an hour or two, hoping that the girl in the video is okay
>get semi-hard thinking about it
>log back on
>learn the keywords to find all CPs
>find that compilation with the crazy frog tune
>been a closet pedo ever since
>>342935864
I wonder what she looks like now. lel
> this fucking thread
> how we can all relate to the same shit from msn chats to fucking cp
christ almighty /v/ it's like we were destined to be together
>>342938179
I completely forgot to mention that I also found out about 4chan way back in 2004, from people on those forums.
I'm sure I would have been a very different person had I not grown up with this place.
lets hear those bad ideas you put your Johnny through lads.
>put minty aquafresh toothpaste on the poor guy thinking it'll help him heat up better
>rub it between my hands like when you try to stretch clay really quick
>get dickburn really fucking quick
bad ideas
