>he uses push-to-talk to broadcast himself ripping a bong or eating chips over the mic
>he posts a subtle golden age Adult Swim thread
Is there a video game where I can find out what doth life?
>he doesnt listen to cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0Ht2pb1nw
![stock-photo-smartly-dressed-man-stood-listening-to-music-on-headphones-gazing-up-holding-both-earpieces-with-48654739[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AZ87fFu.jpg "stock-photo-smartly-dressed-man-stood-listening-to-music-on-headphones-gazing-up-holding-both-earpieces-with-48654739[1].jpg")
>he doesn't use push to talk and you can hear his mom and dad fightning, or a sibling making fun of him in the background
>>342931308
>not buying a GOAT desktop mic
>not buying a large cowbell off amazon
>not surprising random cucks in discord
>>342931308
i'll have you know op that i don't polycotton to coping tropes
>>342931568
>tfw this always happened when faggots used skype instead of team speak
what games can I Taste the Pain in?
>>342931391Post more golden age Adult Swim!
What's this show called again? All I remember is this guy had a snake for a hand.
>>342931308
>leaves mic on
>clack-clack-clack-clack
>>342931461
DoAX3
>>342931710
>TASTE THE TOU
>TOU
>TOU
>TOU
>PAIN
>>342931760
Boku no Adult Swim
>>342931760
Xavier: Renegade Angel
Do you believe in God?
I mute my mic to rip from my bong thank you very much
additionally
>smoking inside
discord mobile client master race, I can communicate with my team during intermission and figure out battle plans while munching down on my cashews of chaos and ripping fat blunts
>>342931760
Xavier: Renegade Angel
IF YOU LOVE SOUP SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY SOUP?
>that one faggot in your XBL party whose mic is buzzing
>retard doesn't understand why seven people are yelling at him to reset his mic
Those were the days.
>>342931710
Wu-Tang: Taste the Pain
>>342931863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7QvnhJgeA
On consoles people seldom use their mic. That is until I get into the party. If it's competitive ranked, I a can rally a few people on my team to get the mics in, if it's something like GTA I can get nearly a whole lobby bantering.
People just need a little nudge. The only problem is if it's some non-western people with heavy accents as my Northern Irish accent is very hard to understand.
>that guy who leaves his mic on despite sounding like he's inside of a helicopter
>>342931308
xavier thread?
>>342931308
>he uses push to talk to cough and or burp or go "hmph"
>>342931308
Xavier is an avant garde masterpiece
https://youtu.be/2rwPPrxjqKY
>>342931921
They truly were. I feel so old and dead even though it was only 4 years ago
why does xavier's voice sound so different in season 2?
>that one super deep voiced friend who almost never speaks
>after an hour of silence from him he goes "heh, yeah" after everyone gets done laughing at a bad joke
You were all blessed enough to have one of those guys, right?
>>342931872
>discord
>master race
Uh huh.
Top tier voip that collects data
not a big deal except their devs "totes forgot" to add or make their close program button function properly so you have to force close in task manager to stop
>>342932145
>You look so superficial, you probably judge people by their personal appearance.
>It's a pajeet starts talking lobby
>It's an Arab starts talking lobby
>It's a '12 year old boy indiscriminatingly wants to chat with you in the game and makes you feel like a pedo with your deep gravely voice against his eunuch voice' lobby
>>342932210
>tfwI was that guy
what's the opposite of day?
>>342932342
no sun
>>342931982
coming from an american its sometimes to understand you as well.
especially when you use ur own slang like innit and shit like that
>It's a troll gets mad cause you called out his voice-changer episode
>>342932342
NIIIIIGHT
>>342932275
>it's russian lobby
>ruskie ruskie ruskie
>then german starts speaking german with few english words thrown in
>swede comes and starts to sound like humongous faggot (stockholm swedish)
european servers suck so much balls, speak english or stfu stupid shits
t: finland
>>342932413
what's the opposite of black?
>>342932342
yad
>>342932219
it's literally better than skype and any in-game comms I've come across, and it's easy to get normies in with invite links
government's collecting my data anyways
>>342932462
WHIIIIITE
>>342932219
Oh boy a bunch of government faggots will know I like watching cartoon japanese women getting fucked in the ass.
What's the big deal?
>>342932410
>mfw was a slow bloomer
>mfw used put my voice changer on the ps3 down a notch to sound manlier
>>342932462
aryan
>>342932514
what's the opposite of salt?
>>342931308
>Succotash and the buuurd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6QzJfMV4bY
>>342932521
It's okay anon, could be worseYou could have a super deep voice like mine and everyone always fucking tells you you sound like Cr1tical
ORANGE WHO?
>that guy who uses push to talk and pushes the key whenever he's laughing at something someone said
You guys don't do this one, right?
>>342932518
>2016
>sheeple actually not caring that their privacy is being violated
THESE ARE TRULY THE END TIME
>>342932585
PEPPA
>>342932585
Chemically speaking, water
>>342931872
>going outside with a bong
top kek
life could change win a chunk of change, succocash succotash call us up WIN some cash
>He is 24+ years old, all of his internet friend thinks he has a job and is mature and shit
>His stupid old whore mother opens the door in the morning, telling him she is leaving for work, when he is still on voice and he panicks and tries to squeeze the microphone in panic
>Everyone asks who that was
>They all start to act weird later, and all respect is lost
New steam account and new identity, here we go again
>>342932650
no they're just 2 spices trying to get by
>>342932648
I've accepted that if the government wants to monitor me, they have and will.
Im sure there are plenty of other things that aren't discord that have collected enough data about me.
There's no stopping it famitsusansama
>>342932691
>not rolling your bong around in a wagon
>>342932772
SLAYAM
YOU GOT ME
YOU'RE SO SMART ANON
Watches this entire show and wonder showzen on psilocybin.
Good times.
>>342932210
>tfw very deep and low voice
>people already can't hear me normally most of the time and make fun of me for sounding "like a cave or a volcano"
>have shit cheap mic
>can't get a word in during a discussion because people think i'm a fridge or a distant car in someone's background
You don't know true pain.
>>342932518
I didn't say government, anon.
That's Discord's model.
>>342932456
Benis :DD
>>342932939
Okay so a bunch of computer nerds now know I like watching anal. And?
>>342932763
you should get other loser friends, like me for example
>he uses push-to-talk for his shakashuri blowdowns
>tfw you have been speaking english for so long that you have completely eradicated your accent
>only after you've spent some time on internet you found out that people somehow find it sexy
Fuk.
>>342932963WRIGGLING HAND PENISES
>>342932916
>le deep voice meme
>wont post voice/actually posts it and its just a gay fake deep voice
lmao yeah totes, vocaroo it mr "epin volcano lmao" lmao
>>342932991
My issue is that you have to go out of your way just to shut the program down and that it's not an oversight as the devs claim.
>>342931308
What's the name of that show
>>342933198
Yes anon, everyone here is 13 like you.
>>342933243
Family Guy.
>>342933217
calm down /x/
>>342933243
Xavier: Paragon Devil
>>342933198
What's your problem?
>>342933159
fuk u tav
>>342931308
There should be an Xavier game I want to ta-ta-taste the pain.
>he has voice activated enabled
>hear him typing in chat and eating something (probably unhealthy like the fucking slob he is)
>literal mouth breather
>people yelling in background
>echo from other people using VoIP
True autism in these people. Met one exactly like this in GTA O once.
>>342931308
>he broadcasts himself packing chew
>he broadcasts himself lighting cigarettes
>he broadcasts himself taking a shot of liquor and slamming the glass down
>>342931308
>push-to-talk fart into the mic
>>342933430
best
>>342933345
>>342933159
>English is my first language.
>Always had an 'foreign' accent with no sign of disappearing.
It's unique but people I met think I'm learning English.
>trying to play Ark with family
>younger brother has a friend in TS
>he won't use push to talk
>every little thing he does sounds through the mic
>mute
Also fuck anyone that tries to get me to use Skype and their backwards way around push to talk, it's 20 fucking 16, the whole double mute mic to push to talk is bullshit.
>>342932963
>>342932648
>he thinks the government needs you install a program in order to spy on you.
wew lad
>>342933383
especially americans. it's always people from the southern states and also shitslavs from like serbia and montenegro and albania.
>>342933198
I'm on myphoneright now.
My voice has also been described as a very distant plane flying over a field and i've generally been bullied for it since i was 16. Everyone would imitate me and laugh their asses off. Doesn't help that i'm a manlet.
>>342932210
>be that guy
>sometimes play squeeker infested games like gmod dark rp
>sometimes get told by squeekers my deeper voice is annoying, especially in mornings when I just wake up (its always more raspier and lower then)
Apparently this faggot rich kid was playing on his PC with a HiFi connected and my voice made his subwoofer go off. I'm pretty proud. Its not like my voice is unnaturally deep or anything.
>>342933217
The fuck does the paranormal have to do with anything?
Regardless, it's clear we have a difference of opinion so here's some anime titty.
>>342933198
Squeeker detected
>>342932623
I..uh..oh shit is that bad..
>>342933598
>My voice has also been described as a very distant plane flying over a field
"Okay kids, who's going to read the next paragraph? How about you, Tim?"
>Distant sound of an approaching plane's rotor filling the classroom
>Children instinctively hide under their desks
>Principal activates air raid siren
>Timmy is only two sentences in
>>342932763
Jesus fuck dude
>friend who starts screaming as loud as he can literally every single time he gets killed
>it keeps getting worse and worse over time
>keep quiet about it for the longest time
>one day I just snap and yell at him to shut the fuck up and accept he isn't going to go every match without a single death
>he mutes me for a week
I wish I had more friends who aren't retards.
>>342932623
...o-only when something is really funny
>>342932342
Night, man.
>>342933383
Always a fucking nigger or a spic
>>342933850
Unless you know this person in real life why in the name of fuck do you put up with him?
Fucking mute, block all contact and move on.
>>342931308
>chips
crisps you fucking idiot
>>342932145
I'm pretty sure the writers just transcribed one or two 4chan threads into this dialogue.
>>342933776
That's funny, but i forced myself to speak loudly if i had to read.
>females would tell me i have a cool voice and should speak normally more often
>feel like i'm screaming when i'm doing that
>keep it low
>no one hears me
Now when i speak up in regular circumstances, like at work, i get teased.
>>342933980
I haven't talked to him in a long ass time, anyway.
>Team up with people from 4chan
>Everyone speaks like Spurdo for the duration of a match or two
Breddy gud
>>342933762
No, it's not bad.
Unless it's some kind of forced laughter or you're making it a point to broadcast forced laughter.
Laughter is commonly broadcast on my server and it doesn't interrupt the flow of conversation at all.
Sounds like a nit-picking autist's complaint.
>have a ridiculously thick accent and a somewhat high pitched voice
>english isn't my first language either so I have speak slowly or I slur everything
>say something over discord
>silence
>can feel people laughing at me through my monitor
>>342934157
Why doesn't this board have gaming groups
>>342933290
>>342933217
Whoops.
I'm a retard.
>>342934246
Because we hate people.
Also we do.
>>342933198
Not that anon, but you know what squeaky? Fine. I'm tired of you ball-less faggots never believing us deep, manly voice master race. This is for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fg58HB6zBu
>Anon why don't you ever speak
>I speak
>Haha anon you sound so cute!! Speak again!!
fuck you i'm not cute faggot dont talk to me
>>342932648
If you own a phone or have used the internet the government knows what you did.
Don't act like they need to buy your information.
>>342934298
Where are they? I want to play with spergs
>>342934328
You sound like you main Reaper
>>342931872
>smoking weed
Is there anything more degenerate than that, other than CWC and furries?
>>342934409
Wait, people actually play Overwatch? I thought it was for fapbait.
>>342934361
Anon, you can speak.
We won't make fun of you, I promise!
>>342934506
i've tried to make friends from /v/ before and half of them end up trying to awkwardly flirt with me on mic, so nty
Can't say that really bothers me too much. I mean eating stuff is expected.
>>342934361
>>342934219
Come on
>http://vocaroo.com/
I can record my shitty slav english too, just give me hat pleasure.
I am so curious
>>342934491
>getting triggered over a loosely illegal plant
>>342931728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJbW26Uya5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOcBvw_n7I0When nostalgia hits you just right, you remember everything. The people you knew, the things that were going on in your life, it all comes rushing back to you. We're now better people because of these things. It's perfectly fine to bask in it from time to time.
>>342934596
They're just looking for love in all the wrong places. That's homosexuality for ya.
It's a long, hard, dusty road you'll journey on through a world you'll never know.
Only time will tell you if or not if your life has been in vain.
Each morning sunrise brings question and query.
Each sunset brings you cattle.
Always, you're searching for.
What, you're not even sure.
Melting away like an
icicle on fire.
Oh... Xavier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDai6PJxiWw
>>342934409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OoaRxQPKLi
>>342934903
best scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY
>>342934596
Yeah this isn't the best place to find friends.
Even adding someone to friends or joining a voip just because you go to the same website isn't a good reason imo.
>>342934707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m9RrD7rue5
why do you do this to me
>>342934246
Because the glory days are long gone.
>use the n-word casually in conversation
>someone objects
>tell them i'm black
>"you don't SOUND black"
>american media has poisoned people to the point that someone has to be a jibbering jigaboo to qualify as black
>>342935187
It is a perfectly acceptable voice, man.
Be more confident!
>>342935187
HA SHITTY VOICE!
>>342935283
>"Well son, that's funny because you sound like a faggot. Are you one?"
>>342935283
>use the n-word casually in conversation
>someone objects
>call them a nigger and move on
Feels good being white.
>that guy who has voiceactivation on and forgot about it and starts jerkin off.
>>342935187
Say cheeki breeki
>>342935283
>>342935283
>be black guy
>play donovan in kf2
>random guy tells me to stop being a nigger
>tell him i'm a nigger
>akward silence for the rest of the match
at least he was a pretty good zerker
>>342931308
Capicoli? You gotta stop it man or Dan Bopes will ban you again
>Never had a console that need voice chat
>Never really played any popular PC games that had voice chat.
I don't know any of these feels. It's lonely, but I guess it sounds like it's for the best anyway.
>>342935407
I'm that guy
>>342935401
Everyone I've ever met like you has gotten legitimately offended at any kind of anti-white joke.
School shooting, fake smiles, pic related, always gets you going for some reason.
>>342934002
shoo shoo britcuck.
>>342935594
you need to meet more people, you seem to have a terrible life if that is all you encounter.
>>342932963
Meh, it's shit but at least it work both ways, the NSA collects information about Americans that they give to Swedish FRA.
>>342934850
Can anyone find that Thunderhorse commercial?
>>342935741
>ever met LIKE you
it's a very small minority
What is the Xavier: Renegade Angel of video games?
>breathes loudly without push-to-talk
>lives right under a takeoff path near an airport, push-to-talk disabled
>KKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>342934246
Because you chased them away by deciding this place was your home away from Reddit.
>yipping faggot dog in the background
>>342936104
Deadly Premonition
>>342936104
Pic related. Accept no other substitutes.
>>342932615
vocaroo now
>>342936293
>live near air force base
>mic picks up all of it
>they comment on the f16s and new f35s every time
>>342936293
>lives near a busy road
>mic picks up noise of semis trucking by every few minutes
>>342931308
>terroristic sand negroid!
>They prefer to be called "Sand-frican Americans"
this show was called
>>342931391
>>342931728
What about some toonami?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4
DOWN UNDA
>>342938532
>use to go to a friends house early before school and watch recordings of the latest Outlaw Star episodes
I miss having friends sometimes.
>>342931908
LIKE THE TONGUE
CANNOT TASTE THE TONGUE
THE BRAIN
CANNOT TASTE THE PAIN
OF ITS OWN IGNORANCE
>>342931664
your moms so vain she probably thinks this quip is about her
>he leaves his mic on and you can hear classic Simpsons episodes in the background
>>342936443
God I think this is actually the worst aside from kids going apeshit in the background
>>342931308
>he uses push-to-talk to ask "what doth life?"
>>342935127
you snoze, you loze
>>342940392
>playing with friends in high school
>that one friend who's parents always came into his room to ask if he's studied, or telling him to go to bed
>spend the next half hour making fun of him for it
Love ya, Andy
>>342932648
>you had full privacy before the internet was invented
>>342936475
This so fucking much, David Cage is a genius.
>>342936443
>>342940247
Spotted the cat autists
>he uses push to talk to cough, burp, sneeze and yawn into the mic
>>342932053
frittata!
>>342931728
>tfw you found out Shin-chan creator died in a rockslide
It still hurts....
>>342932648
>he says, posting on 4chan from chrome on windows 10
>>342933731
I greatly enjoyed this porn, thank you for reminding me to re-watch it.
>>342941991
>died in a rockslide
What the heck?
>>342931308
>a drawing is of a rather ugly creature
>possibly a chinamam of some sorts
>>342942226
fell off a fucking cliff. while taking pictures. his last picture is probably as he's falling.
>>342935594
???
>>342931308
Is there a video game where I can believe in god?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7QvnhJgeA
>>342936528
And there go my nipples again.
>>342931391
Wtf was up with that show, it was like a bad acid trip. Adult swim jad a ton of weird shit, i reminder on groundhog day they had some weird 2 hour special that was just trippy music and things melting into other things.
>>342942865
This reality simulation you are playing right now for example.
>>342932648
Inteenet is a service, your internet provider sells your data to advertisers snd companies anyway, the government only pays attention if you start buying shit yons of ammonium nitrate or shit like that.
>>342932342
DAYUM, YOU GOT ME! YOU'RE SO SMART!
>to this day there are still people on mumble who don't believe me when I tell them that I'm 100% russian.
>"But anon, your english is too good!"
>"If you are russian then where is your accent?"
![unimpressed-cat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rb8jjDB.jpg "unimpressed-cat[1].jpg")
>some HUE is in the game
>noisy traffic, load music and police sirens in the background
YIN
YANG
THIS WORLD IS STITCHED FROM A BALLET OF OPPOSING FORCES
WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF DAY?
>Often mistaken as a girl when I was younger
>Now I just sound like a homo begging for it in the boipussy
>mfw push to mute mic is god tier
>>342943387
"Russian" accent is like the easiest shit to fake
>that one episode where a cloud blew soot on a group of people and the police immediately started beating them
Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?
>>342944043
No, that would be indian.
Just pinch your nose imagining that your room smells of shit and try to make really sharp, muffled vocals, drawing your breaths as quickly as possible, still thinking about the poo stench. it comes naturally.
>>342944223
I dont know, do you?
>>342944161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rf6uTYws7Y
>>342943969
I've tasted that pain
>>342944420
Tas-T-T-T-Taste the pain!
friendly reminder that if you don't use a foot pedal for push to talk then you're a gigantic pleb and might as well just use voice activated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY
>>342941991
>died in a rockslide
I want to believe Usui's death was an accident but sometimes I feel like there's a chance it was suicide
sometimes when people have had enough, they just bottle it up and people don't know about it until something happens to them
>>342931308
Actually I usually like to use PtT to broadcast my huge farts, as in I have a desktop mic and I line my rear up to the microphone and let out a giant fart.
>>342944960
Hey dude I really liked watching you rip that nuclear fart out of your sexy ass. I wish I could have been in the room with you when you ripped that monster fart. I bet it smelled delicious and yummy. I like your sexy body and all of that body hair that you have too. I also like hearing you belch some monster burps. I like your stain and holey white briefs underwear too. I would love to smell your underwear sometime. MMMMM. Please make more sexy videos of you farting, burping and eating
>>342942226
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA3X5MofJs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GH1wOyOOnw
Remember to grasp the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalicy and RIDE NIGGA RIDE
>>342934028
Nobody likes mumbler's, anon
>extended period of silence in the mumble
>key ptt and clear my throat
>other people clear their throat
>Use this as a sort of roll-call to see who is ready for video games or is just up late at night.
>>342945438
fucking normies
>>342934918
You are so pretentious dude
