What's her fucking problem? Why is she so evil?
She got brainwashed into being an assassin
It makes you want to fuck her in the ass more.
>>342870218
>widowmaker
>the first widow she made was herself
really makes you think
>>342870130
>Evil
She's just doing her job.
Do you consider all soldiers are evil because they are following orders/doing their job?
You think Tracer is evil? She kills too, you know? She even cracks jokes about it.
>>342870130
Mind broken do to fuck dungeon.
Then forced to NTR her husband.
>>342871480
>these retards who try to force moral ambiguity in everything
Widowmaker is evil
Tracer is good
This is deliberately written into the universe, every conflict they have, it's literally the whole point. It's not meant to be some deep piece on wartime moral relativism.
Are you one of the retards that acts like there is moral ambiguity in Hokuto No Ken because Kenshiro kills people too? Because that is about the same level of retard
>>342871958
What's NTR?
The power of dicks.
>>342872215
If you don't know consider yourself lucky and never look back
>>342870130
Amelie skin when? I want to know what she looks like normally.
I think they'd make her blonde.
>>342872182
>Hokuto No Ken because Kenshiro
You lost me, weeb
>>342872215
Cuckoldry
Before she got BERRIED
>>342872374
Hopefully we never find your normie ass again.
>>342872215
Its whatever you want it to be.
>>342872241
>Blizzard just exchanged tits for ass and called it a day.
>>342872437
Spoiler that shit, nigga!
>>342870130
she's evil because she's french
I can tell because as a frenchman I'm just like her: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>342872182
Why would he watch an inferior anime when he could be watching Akagi instead?
>>342871480
>nuremberg defence
Her daddy didn't show her enough love as a child.
>>342872437
>BERRIED
>>342870130
Raped to the point where she would even kill her husband.
>when she's resurrected by Mercy in-game, she'll sometimes call out for her husband, or lament the fact that she's still alive.
>>342872740
Not like Tracer, who got all the hugs, kisses and father-daughter baths she wanted.
>>342872876
...damn
POST REINHARDT
>>342873000
>trips
>>342872437
Actually she was super frumpy.
>>342872437
I'd berry my d*ck in her if you know what I mean
>>342872876
Seriously?
>>342873194
Yep.
She looks like she has Down syndrome
>>342873053
Holy shit, super cute.
>>342870130
Fuck, man. I swear im not a weeb or anything, but they made her gorgeous as hell.
>>342873053
Spider bite hurt HURT spider bite hurt
OUCH
>>342870130
Because they took Kerrigan and Starcraft Ghost and said
BAM ORIGINAL CHARACTER, MADE BY BLIZZARD, OF COURSE./... THAT'LL BE 60 BUCKS.
>>342872241
I want a titty ninja melee hero so bad
>>342873449
>60
>>342873439
DONT LET THE SPIDA BITE YA
SPIDA BITE HURT
Roadhog is morally best character
>He sacraficed his sanity to kill omnics
>Helps a poor wanted man
>Laughs like a madman when he kills people
>>342873402
Fuck off normalfag
>>342872876
Is there a place that has all the lines for every character when they get res'd?
>>342873559
>most sales were on console
Oh, I'm sorry.
>SLAPS BLUE FALCON FROM BIRDMAN AND SAMUS ARAN TOGETHER
BAM. ORIGINAL CHARACTER. THAT'LL BE 60 BUCKS.
>>342872437
top qt3.14
>>342873439
>>342873568
>>342873736
I'm surprised anyone here is even old enough to remember Birdman
>>342873720
This
>>342873857
Blue Falcon was in Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law too.
And it doesn't change the fact you can probably figure out exactly what character I'm talking about.
>>342872437
kys
>>342873449
>Kerrigan
>And Starcraft Ghost
So... Kerrigan?
>>342872778
that things green
>>342870130
Why is she so Blue?
>>342873817
>Watch me SWOOCH right in
>>342873973
No.
Specifically, Nova.
Cuz BLIZZARD AM GOOD DEVELOPOER, GOOD CHARCTERS YES
>>342873987
HAHAHA GREEN! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>342873973
"Starcraft Ghost" is that Nova chick, innit?
>>342872778
I WOULD DIE IF I WAS
>>342873000
Reinhardt confirmed best hero
>>342873998
Reduced heartrate
>>342874087
Blizzard's such a good original and creative company, that they made a big fat guy with the name HOG.
And they also made SUPER COWBOY MAN FROM EVERY COWBOY GAME EVER MADE
>>342873998
lower heart rate to be a better sniper
>>342870130
she's french
t. frenchman
She looks like Angélica Celaya
>>342873998
thingken of reinhardt
>>342873402
what does that have anything to do with being a weeb
>>342873000
>>342873684
>being a beta
Kek
>>342874226
>>342874295
That's stupid, hearts and circulation don't work that way
>>342873053
>she's got a widow's peak
really, blizzard?
>>342874517
No shit it's stupid. She's blue because Blizzard engineered Waifus on purpose with exotic skin colors.
>>342874490
>TEACHER TEACHER!
>DVA HAS A GAMEBOY!
>>342872876
Mercy must really hate her.
>>342872182
>Hokuto No Ken Kenshiro
wut?
>SHE'S EVIL COZ SHE BE BLUE! SO DEEP!
(you)
You want to put that where?
>>342874780
Hahah, funny animated woman face... Sexual!
Me funny!
>>342874780
When I was a gerrl I was afraigd of spidergsss
>>342874827
LOL
>>342874780
in your piss coloured eyes mom
>>342874780
I bet you could fuck her without her even noticing due to her numbness.
On the other hand, wouldn't that mean she would have problems with pissing and shitting herself due to relaxed muscles and numbness? Gross.
>>342874087
She has her finger gun emote like her, as well as the kiss emote.
Ghost skin would fit like butter on that firm booty wooty cawadooty.
>>342870130
>>342870934
oh my god
>>342875042
she probably wears diapers
>>342873634
He's not being altruistic in helping Junkrat.
Junkrat offered him a 50/50 split on all loot they get in exchange for protection.
He's a straight up mercenary.
>>342874695
>Mercy keeps people alive so they can suffer more.
So that's her dark secret.
>>342872876
See this is why I dont get the TracerWidow shit. Make Widowmaker asexual. But she still cares about her husband. Shes not going to magically become lesbian.
>>342873998
She lives in a blue house with a blue window
>>342874780
>you will never be a supermodel with a big ass, sexy French accent and get a 12 inch cock penetrated inside you and make you all gooey and creamy inside you like a sweet blueberry
No homo.
>>342875042
>>342875169
they removed her organs
Did they inject Widowmaker with some sort of berry juice to make her skin more colorful?
>>342875169
No wonder her ass is so fat
>>342875169
You would see them.
>>342875391
Like her eyeballs and brain?
>>342875398
>he made biotic field
Im crying
>>342875471
is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color!
>>342875169
>>342875471
A STEADY BLADE BALANCES THE SOUL.
>>342875471
Why would her love juice also be purple.
![[dick intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HvBH3Zz.gif "[dick intensifies].gif")
>>342875471
YES
>>342872876
This is because she was brainwashed against her will, and sometimes pockets of her actual emotions come out.
>>342875471
>She will never spread her purple fluids onto you
>>342870130
Why is she purple
>tfw literally just 10c away from that skin I've been wanting for a while
>>342875665
Her pussy juice was brainwashed into having a lower heart rate
>>342871480
>She's just doing her job.
heh, nothing personnel, kid
![tumblr_o9cfudWHT11tiacmjo1_540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YQX6Cfp.jpg "tumblr_o9cfudWHT11tiacmjo1_540[1].jpg")
pls stop, widowmaker is a pure lady who has recently discovered she belongs with another woman
90% of "evil" female characters just need a good dicking to set them straight
true or false
>>342872876
>when mercy heals her she says
>"You must really like me"
Either mercy or widow is a lesbian.
>>342873998
da ba dee da ba die
>>342870130
She got fed up of everyone, men, women and omnics, staring at her ass
>>342875724
If you're brain was brought back to life, theres no doubt in my mind that her brain would be a mess until it falls back into place, so some memories from her past coming back seem reasonable
>>342875915
That's the weirdest looking butt.
>>342875830
probably not, but it won't hurt to try
>>342875915
I bet she's a crack shot with that ass.
>>342875830
Or fisting.
>Sniper
>brightly coloured pink suit
>>342875310
They're going to turn it into a reluctant friendship after they save Widowmaker.
>>342876174
>not adding challenge to your job
>>342875915
That is a standard Sundown butt.
>>342875879
Lesbians all day, all of the time.
>>342876345
Meant to quote >>342876031
![tumblr_o95mv20kFg1qewlzgo1_540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QcYxxuT.jpg "tumblr_o95mv20kFg1qewlzgo1_540[1].jpg")
>>342875830
NO
Widowmaker just needs lovefrom tracer
>>342875915
>what's wrong, ronald-kun?
>there are people whose waifu isn't D.Va
>>342876241
Im ok with that. But right now Widow likes Tracer as much as she likes Reaper.
![[old people laughter].webm](https://i.imgur.com/XL3wk7g.jpg "[old people laughter].webm")
>>342876649
mother fucker
>>342876384
Except nobody gives a fuck about Pharah. The only dialogue Pharah has with anyone is people talking about her mother. She lives in her mother's enormous shadow. Fuck Lesbians. All the Overwatch waifus get wrapped around bratwurst
>>342875879
It actually it goes like this
First time
>You must like having me around
Secon time
>You must like me
Every time after
>Oh you must really like me.
>>342874702
>>342872374
>neo /v/ doesn't even know what Hokuto no Ken is
Holy shit just kill yourselves reddit.
>>342876771
so much shit taste conveyed in a single post
![tumblr_o94tlgOLj91rebh1no1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xCm1s7v.png "tumblr_o94tlgOLj91rebh1no1_1280[1].png")
>>342876771
How does it feel being scum
>>342876875
Seriously?
I only heard the 2nd or the 3rd one.
>>342876672
Is that what Koreans look like?
>>342871480
>She's just doing her job.
why do people still say this as if it means anything? not a defense when it was first said, not one now, will never be
>>342876771
I'll never stop being amused how much yuri triggers Overwatchfags so damn much. Literally the tamest shit anyone can like and you get people sperging out over it.
![tumblr_o93kmjbiHh1t33jtko1_540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q0LtVcP.jpg "tumblr_o93kmjbiHh1t33jtko1_540[1].jpg")
>When you’re speeding around, but then you hear a French accent say “Adieu Cherie” in the distance
>>342877045
Back to tumblr
>>342874295
does that mean that her body is as cold as the abyss? kinda kills the sexuality...
ahhh what the heck, i'll fap to it anyway HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>342873053
Nigger that's just some shitty sfm model with literal nigger hair and a 50's business dress. Fuck outta here.
>>342876965
Youre right.
We all know who the best person for Widow is.
![tumblr_o94l8q4IMA1s5usdwo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MOzAO0L.jpg "tumblr_o94l8q4IMA1s5usdwo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>342877267
The only use I have for tumblr is just grabbing pictures of widowmaker and tracer
>>342875053
Yeah because she's literally just a Ghost ripoff mixed with some Kerrigan shit.
>>342877390
that's official though
>>342877095
After several visits to the plastic surgeons, yes
>>342877360
i like my dick being freezing cold for some reason, i stuck my dick into a slush maker thing that i put in the freezer and it was fucking cold and shrunk my dick but i got a hard erection
>>342875598
>>342875639
>>342875665
>>342875678
>>342875734
What was it?post it
>>342877428
Youre lying tumblrfag.
>Tracer here!
>>342877609
Are you fat and disgusting, anon?
>>342875320
Took me 5 seconds to get it
>>342872778
green is not a creative color
>>342871480
>>342875812
No that's Reaper he's actually just a mercenary. Widowmaker is just a Talon tool with no choice in the matter.
![tumblr_o933nbFPhq1rebh1no1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EIFwfQb.png "tumblr_o933nbFPhq1rebh1no1_1280[1].png")
>>342877658
Sadly im not
I wish I browsed a place like tumblr instead of here
>>342877674
im not fat at all friend
The Three Stages of Game Death
1. why aren't you playing X?
2. all of this shit sucks, X is overpowered, nerf Z
3. sexy waifus, post ass! cum in ass!
>>342877627
>not having 4chan x so you can see deleted images
step up senpai
>>342877658
>only tumblr likes lesbians
Let me take a wild guess here, you're some shitter shattered shipperfag who can't stand lesbians because you can't self insert as Soldier 76.
So totally straight speaking who's the most attractive male character?
n-no homo of course.
>>342872876
Stop posting this made up bullshit, NO ONE ever posts any evidence to this shit.
>>342877810
No. I just dont feel the need to ship characters who either barely interacted/tried to kill each other.
Kill yourself shipperfag.
>>342877881
Hanzo or McCree
>>342871480
>kidnap kids and sell them into sex slavery
>make mad dosh
>fucking society just getting mad at me doing my job
>stupid police looking for me even though they also capture people and put them in for-profit prisons
>we basically do the same thing
>a man can't even do a hard day's work without seeing some crying mother on the news
Those poor sex traffickers. Law and morality are literally just "stop liking what i don't like" on a societal scale.
>>342875248
HEROES NEVER DIEFor a price
>>342877881
Genji's sexy ass, but probably McRee if you like people having faces
>>342873720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0mdf8dBId4
just google it?
>>342876563
>>342874780
>>342875915
>>342876581
>>342877264
>ahahahahah, (s)he's looking at my ass
>still gonna kill him because fuck that bastard
that's Widowmaker in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
>Liking yuri
You have to be at least 18 to post here
>>342877997
>>342878062
>tfw young solider 76 was the literal embodiment of Chad
>can't hit shit as widowmaker
>constantly headshot motherfuckers from across the map as mcree
i don't understand
>>342878320
is it wrong to think old Soldier looks tons better than young one?
>>342877627
widow maker consuming Genji's cyber dragon with her gooey puncture between her legs while discharging purple love lubricant juices for it to slide inside her easier.
>>342878320
Well yeah, he's following the "all-American" template
I think you mean to ask, why is she so smug?
>>342876935
>Hokuto no Ken
It's fist of the north star, faggot. Call it by it's real name, or go jerk it with the rest of /a/
>>342875398
I just wish 76 would find peace and happiness with his loli waifu
>>342878361
Your brain can't comprehend holding right click while left clicking. Just stick to smg widow.
>>342878320
>there will never be a cuteboi hero
why live
>>342878474
Nope, i'm on the same page.
Same goes for Hanzo.
>>342878474
Absolutely not wrong, many men look better when they get older and more grizzled
Pic related, George Clooney looked more like George Gooney as a young man
>>342877586
Hardly anymore. It's been heavily edited. The hair is obviously different, and the different clothes of course.
>>342877881
Roadhog
>>342878621
Because Blizz is already fed up with the porn we have now
>>342878062
>Young Genji
>Attractive
Shit taste
>>342877881
Junkrat. I like 'em crazy, crispy and warm.
>>342878361
>can easily snipe people with mei
>can't hit shit with hanzo or widow.
I think my brain's broken.
>>342878957
There's an old Genji?
>>342878957
? Genji's face has never been fully revealed
Young hanzo is shit, though.
>>342878361
I can't snipe in any game. I can hit the head with other weapons, but as soon as it's sniping, I can barley pull off body shots. It's the one role that I never play.
double tracers running speed
there fixed
>>342878193
>le funi garbag man
xd
>>342879136
>>342879098
Have neither of you two seen Genji's legendary skin or something
>>342878957
The guy you just replied to never mentioned young genji
>>342879095
Its not. Mei's long range shot has homing capabilities.
>>342879296
I read between the lines :^)
>>342879267
I want to impregnate Mercy
>>342879550
Do not impregnate the Mercy.
>>342878734
>George Clooney looked more like George Gooney
Yeah, now George looks like he's ripping off Sam Fisher.
>>342879550
>>342879613
Enjoy.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466809279093.webm
>>342879550
she needs a few hundred times the cum quota to get pregnant since her body tries to immediately reject foreign matter
![tumblr_static_tumblr_static_1t0sjsoiy19ckwssg8gsswcgc_640[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4HR2sWK.gif "tumblr_static_tumblr_static_1t0sjsoiy19ckwssg8gsswcgc_640[1].gif")
>>342878193
>disliking yuri
Lesbianism is the fuel for progress my friend
>>342879664
Neck is too long
>>342872778
You mean
>shrekd
>>342873000
>TRIPS OF TRUTH.
THIS IS NOW A REINHARDT THREAD
>>342879550
boners never die
>>342879664
what a time to be alive
>>342870130
Her Husbandwas a robot spy
TalonShowed her the truth
Now she is pissy and hates robots, but talonis actually Blackwatch, overwatchs espionage counter part that can't work with overwatch anymore. Because overwatch is compromised by omnics.
>>342877809
I have 4chan X and shit isn't appearing senpai. Doesn't that only works for posts?
>>342879786
>complaining about her neck when her arm is obviously broken.
>>342879715
I'd give her a few thousand times the necessary amount
>>342879664
>goes right back to riding on it even after he unloads
Is Soldier 76 secretly pharah's father?
This game has given me so many fucking questions god dammit blizz why
>>342879664
Cheers love
>>342872182
Yeah, well, Kenshiro is a Marty Sue. It's kinda hard to care about relativism when power is what matters in war.
>>342880217
Neck is more problematic
>>342880330
No
No character is also romantically interested in any other character
>>342879731
Valerie Solanas pls
>>342880330
No.
Reaper is.
>>342880474
How curious, my girlfriend's name is Valerie.
>>342877114
Because people love to pretend they'd act differently under the same circumstances.
Oh wait, it's people like you doing that.
>>342880472
Her Mother, Amara was an original founder
Soldier 76 in the pregame talks shit to EVERYONE except pharah and says
> Pharah your mother would've been proud of her
76 is around 50-60's and Pharah is like 32 ish?
Seems like it could happen.
>>342880330
Because ambigous fluff ends up making people talk about it more.
You go ask any grognard neckbeard from /tg/ whether they like new 40k or old 40k and 98% of them will go 'old 40k' and that's the only shit they'll have a point on.
You write X, you write Y, then people fill in Z. When Z is officially filled in and isn't the headcanon people want, they rage. I remember some people have basically said the best way to deal with this shit is to go "What do you think happens/it means?" and when they say something you like you go "Oh, well, you got it! That's exactly right".
Or, if you REALLY like it, you make it Evolved Canon.
>>342875915
>>342876345
>>342876563
>Sundown
Almost as bad as shad, desu.
>>342880751
>How curious
Really makes you think...
>>342880992
Interestingly enough, shad did a comic a few weeks ago that didn't have any of his bullshit in it. No huge anus's, no piercings, no huge tits, no piercings, no fucking moles.
Not perfect, but I hope he realises he has to cut his fucking fetish shit out if he wants to stop people shitting on him. He won't though.
>>342881291
You mean this one?
>>342877202
Remember when girls kissing girls was hot and not some kind of agenda
My dick does
>>342875915
Too much ass. She'd look retarded in reality.
>>342881520
that's a comic? where's the rest I need to see Tracer get dicked by Widow
>>342881291
Why would he stop?
He clearly likes it, and it seems like plenty of his fans do too
>>342881520
Jesus Christ, this is bad, totally ruining the characters here. She should be phasing out of reality because she isn't wearing her harness.
Would probably fap to the rest though.
>>342881564
lesbian isnt just a porn category you silly sausage
>>342881291
What is it with Shad and the fucking assholes man. Like 90% of his comics are always ass-worship or rimjobs or giant puckering assholes.
>>342879664
>you'll never thoroughly drill her qt butt
http://s1.webmshare.com/dLB0x.webm
>>342881901
Wew
>>342878101
I checked.
She says no such thing.
>>342881901
>404
A-anon.
>>342882162
Try this?
http://webmshare.com/play/dLB0x
>>342882051
Haven't listened to this myself but I bookmarked it a while back.
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/index.html
>>342877095
No, it's what D.va looks like. I could post a pic of me and one wouldn't be able to define the looks of people from any country based on it.
>>342877589
FUCK OFF
>>342882448
>Korean idols
>Not 90% plastic
>>342881887
>that Reaper anal pics
Ugh
>>342877881
Lucio
>>342881291
if you ruin the only artist that does my fetishes right i will find you and hurt you
>>342874490
Rein legitimately needs this sign for his shield. Maybe then my teammates will stop running past me and getting killed.
>>342878320
That's why Gabriel was the true hero we deserved
Why is everyone's butt so fat in this game.
http://webmshare.com/play/a7w8Y
>>342883075
>Implying Gab wasnt a chad as well
I'm looking for a Widowmaker and Tracer .gif
It's Tracer shaking her head and Widowmaker nodding, captioned 'when you feel her dick is bigger than yours'
Can anyone help me out? can't find it using google
>>342878957
>>342879136
Kill yourselves
>>342872437
>berried alive
>>342882575
Maybe, but D.va is not
I come to Overwatch threads to masturbate
