How is Junkrat so tall... I thought he was a twink
explain please
>>342852341
>How is Junkrat so tall
He's constantly hunched over during gameplay.
>homocidal thief who also want's to burn everything to the ground
>a twink
lel
he's also always hunched over
>>342852341
>junkrat taller than zarya and 76
his model looks so small though
>>342852341
He's just tall af
But ingame he slouches way forward with his knees bent because his posture is shit
>>342852341
he's unbelievably hunched over
he has the actual worst posture in the universe
he's 6'6 but if you play him in game your view level is like a foot lower than Widowmaker's
No fucking way a manlet like myself is taller than tracer.
>Genji gets a super duper robot body
>still shorter than his brother
That's possibly the worst form of manlet. At least if you're tiny like Torb or Lucio there's a novelty there but if you're slightly stunted you're fucked.
>you will never be a fucking aryan mountain like Reinhardt
>>342853951
5'7 isn't manlet though.
>>342854209
T.Third Worlder
>>342854209
T. Manlet
>>342854209
Anything below 6 foot is manlet status.
>>342852341
>A fucking gorilla
>5' 7
>>342854578
That's about standard for a gorilla, actually.
>>342854578
>5'7
You mean 5'3 don't you?
>>342852341
charts wrong, not accounting for his posture.
>>342852341
>Tracer is shorter than D.VA
lel what a womanlet
>Zarya will never princess carry you
who 6'1" master race here?
>>342855046
It's fucking annoying, i've burned my hands on the lights taking my shirt off twice.
>>342852341
I want to hug junkrat and suck his huge dick
>>342855046
>>342855176
Genetically defective freaks
>>342855046
>Master race
>Barely taller than a manlet
6'5" true master race reporting in
>>342855235
Pretty much.
>>342855235
the manlet thinks hes people
Everyone's a twink compared to the Hog.
>>342854578
Gorillas don't have much leg, so it's actually typical. Their legs aren't proportioned or shaped like humans so even though their torsos are bigger they still have short little legs
>>342855326
Your height gives you a natural socially retarded look.
I laugh at you whenever I look up your nose.
Hope you like having heart conditions and a shorter life span.
>as tall as Pharah
I can accept this.
5'10 to 6'1 is probably best height, anything over seems to tall. I'm saying that as a 5'8 manlet though.
>not being as tall and as built as reinhardt
[/spoiler] i wish i was
Tfw 6'4 and carry shitty pubs as zarya.
It OK small cyka blyat I carry you on shoulder so you can be tall as well
>>342852341
>black character one of the shortest
what?!
does it mean no BBC?
>>342852341
>>342853524
>Tracer is shorter than D.Va
>Picture shows her being quite obviously being taller than D.Va
>Even has her legs spread apart, reducing her overall height
I like how the 3 action hero attackers are the perfect action hero height of 6'1"
>>342855658
>Be 6'4
>Have a marginally shorter life than a manlet like you, but bitches will be all over me doing that life
>Meanwhile you'll never get to fuck anyone, because no one wants to fuck a midget
Though you do have the right hight to suck a normal sized gay mans cock, so you might be useful for something at least.
>be 6'2"
>have tall girl fetish
>surrounded by 5'5" and shorter girls
fuck my life
>>342857634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=monkG1OWZXA
short nigga but my dick tall
>>342858392
I know this feel brother
>>342858005
While it may be true that girls refuse to be with someone shorter in most cases, I highly doubt a guy on 4chan, /v/-video game board, Overwatch thread bragging how bitches will be all over him, will actually at any point in his life acquire bitches in question.
>>342859915
I was mostly talking shit for fun. In reality I don't really give a fuck about sex or relationships.
>>342858005
And how much do you weight?
>>342860185
300lbs, so what? People always care about my weight when my height is literally Adonis-tier
>>342858392
Girls hate manlets to death, they wouldn't care about you anyway so just be glad with what you got.
>>342860430
Not that guy.
>>342860185
I'm 6'4 and weigh about 264 pounds. I'm slightly over weight now, but most of my life I've been lower than avarice weight.
>>342852470
>lel
>>342860430
>A little tall and fat
Guarantee I've fucked more women than you brah
>swede
>manlet
???
>>342861583
Shit happens I guess, also according to skeletal remains found, during the viking age most of them were 174cm
>>342857669
>what is hair?
>>342862257
This. Skeletal remains from before the scandinavian iron-age shows that we where about the same hight we have now, but after the iron-age and until relatively recently we've had about the same hight as everybody else. The shitty diet is often blamed for this.
So all the girls are actually a foot shorter cause of the heels, right?
Hanzo gives me faith that if I lose all this fat, fix my posture, and get /fit/ it might actually balance out being a manlet.
For reals though, would all of you be mad if the average was 5'8 - 5'9 and you were around 5'6 - 5'7? I know most people here are from America, which the average is around 5'11.
>>342864213
The average IS 5'8 and 5'9, unless you're Dutch or something. The problem is, when people talk about height, it's almost always related to what women find attractive, so the average means nothing. Women never ever compare potential partners with the average, they compare them with the best they know.
>Dad was a 6'5 Aryan god.
>5'0 Mom poisoned you with her Irish genes.
>Be 5'7 and still the tallest in the rest of the family.
I ate my veggies growing up and officially feel gypped.
>>342852341
You don't even know what a twink is. Fucking fujoshits.
>1.83 metres/6 feet tall
>58 kilos/127lbs
WHO /SKELLINGTON/ HERE?
>>342865062
>The problem is, when people talk about height, it's almost always related to what women find attractive, so the average means nothing. Women never ever compare potential partners with the average, they compare them with the best they know.
Same goes for penis size.
>>342865091
Congrats, you got hit by the "height doesn't matter for women" meme. All the faggots making fun of manlets and then reproducing with women shorter than 5'4 are literally sentencing their children to manlethood.
>>342865604
Literally me except I'm 1.85
>>342864213
>fat
>unsportive
>manlet
just suicide out its easier
>>342852818
That's what you get for carrying a giant tire with a motor in it everywhere.
>tfw ~5'10"
>just want to grab that extra inch
A-at least I'm 5'11" in shoes ;_;
who here /perfect 6'/?
>>342866538
Thats king of the manlets tier.
Anything below 6'3" is manlet tier.
Imperial system is hack anyway since inch is 3cm.
>>342855046
>king of manlets
>master race
yeah sure.
>>342864213
Why?
Hanzo looks like a repulsive gook.
I'm 6'2", would love to be 5'7.
>>342852341
>Torb is 4'7"
>Literally half the size of most characters in-game
>>342852341
too many manlets
>>342864213
Just drop your fat
Nothing else matters nearly as much, trust me on this
>>342853951
Why is Lucio so short though?
>fucking D.VA is taller than me
Thank fuck I'm a fag and don't have to impress women.
>>342852341
Can I get this chart without untermenscheneinheit?
>>342867217
As long as you're not fat
>>342852341
Winston should be heigher on this list when he's on two feet.
>>342867509
How would I even get fat with this tiny body? I only have to eat every couple of days.
>>342866676
>implying 5'11" isn't kind of manlets and everything between 6' and 6'5" is ideal
fucking lanklets man
>>342864213
I'm 511 . I like my height , 6 foot would have been primo but w.e I look down on most girls I've dated and only one was eye level.
Though seeing some anon go through being 55 56 57 I'm thankful for my height .
How do you even lose weight
>>342868047
You eat 1500 calories a day and no more.
How do I get huge like Reinhardt?
>>342852341
Why the fuck is the gorilla 5'7
I hate /sci/ whenever I see a gorilla now I just start laughing
>>342868509
Because that's an accurate height for gorillas.
>>342868454
Be extremely succesful, invest all you have in robotic suite research, by the time you are his age, maybe you can have a suite just like his.
OR
Be extremely succesful, invest all you have in neural research and neural interfaces, by the time you are his age maybe you can be hooked up into a matrix that will let you be tall.
>tfw 5'6''
feels fucking bad
>>342868454
>IM FUARKING ZYZZ BRAH
>>342869206
Just be cute anon.
>m-muh height
good luck with your sub-8 inch penis
>>342869361
>m-muh penis
good luck with your "magnetic" charm and social skills
>>342852341
>5'3 with leg power armor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>342852341
>no girl over 5'9
gutter trash
>>342869960
I'd take the joke with Zarya, but Pharah?
Height doesn't matter as much people like to think it does, I'm 6'0. I don't get girls because of height, it's because of your body. Eat correctly and healthy, and at any height you will get a girl, trust me on this. Literally go to the gym, and grind. You will see many improvements in life.
>>342870057
No point if she has no proper armor.
>>342870252
wat
>>342870252
What do you mean by that?
>>342869325
I'm ugly too
>>342866850
>I'm 6'2", would love to be 5'7.
Nigga what?
>>342870301
You can be cute without being handsome.
If you are truly ugly, just be successful.
>>dad is 5'2"
>>mom is 5'3"
>>somehow managed to be 5'6"
>>it sucks,i wish was taller
>>342870384
faggotry
>Pharah is taller than me
hnng
>>342866520
iktf bro
I just want to reach/break that 6' barrier
>>342852341
youre dumb
>>342868120
How do you count when it's so fucking boring to do, and there is a 90% you are completely off?
>>342871791
5'10"-6'3" is the height that maximizes your dating pool
6'5" and above is basically your body admitting that you're going to die early
>5'6"
Should I kill myself?
>>342871791
desu anon I just want 5'11" because it's always the threshold I've considered for "tall" since I was little, not even because of this manlet memery
;_;
>>342854910
But anon what if it SHE who wishes to be princess carried?
>>342872493
just be urself
Cheers mate, the cavalry is here!
>>342871791
is 5'5 really average?
>>342872367
>count
Just approximate.
A full meal was around ~1200 for me and I tried to never skip it.
You can approximate what else you eat in that day and know when you need to stop.
Ate a whole bag of chips?
like 500cals, means my next lunch will be that much less.
Essentially, just eating one full meal each day, and filling out the rest with wholewheat biscuits and whatever I came up with for breakfast and afternoon that didnt shoot me much beyond that 1500. Nothing at night.
6'2" 150lbs now, was 220
>>342873080
*this is an unhealthy way to lose weight without doing actual excersize, and if your job needs a lot of energy you shouldn't do it
>>342873070
probably in asian countries
The (male) average for most places is around 5'8"
>>342852341
If your waifu is not shorter than 5' 5'' you have a bad waifu.
>>342864213
Try living in Texas. All white guys are nordic giants and then we have mexicans all over that are literal fucking midgets, not even kidding. Then you have manlets like me at 5'9 in between both. 23 years old and guys that are 18 are way bigger than me and think they're older than me.
I already got my noose hanging in my closet.
>>342872723
>You will never help Zarya get acquainted with her girly side
>>342854209
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>342873745
>Zarya and McRee shipped together
When did this happen?
For some reason I'd imagine more of a Torbjorn and Zarya ship, the midget and the tall amazonian who share a hatred for omnics
>>342874004
Cold War was Tsundere as fuck, anon
>>342872378
Well what the fuck, anon. I'm 6'4", what does that mean for me?
>>342874365
You're going to have a long life alone.
>>342873070
overall average is around 5'6-5'9
average that actually matters, as in white males between 16 and 30, it's 5'11-6'
same applies to dick size
5.5x4.8 might be the average on paper, but you'll be compared to an average of 7x5.5, maybe slightly smaller
the thing is, if you ever even feel bad because of what others, especially women think about your body, you've already lost
>>342871791
This chart greatly offends me.
>>342874663
hungry skeleton?
Maybe this one will suit you then
>>342874825
>>342871791
I want to see the 2030 version of this.
>>342874663
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
>>342874825
pls stop hurting my self-esteem I've not even done anything to you
>>342874993
you did that thing
you know, that one.
yeah.
>>342874365
That depends, how big is your penis
>>342872378
>6'5" and above is basically your body admitting that you're going to die early
Good, I never liked this world anyways.
>>342875295
Why all the math?
Isn't that a peep-hole on the door?
He literally cannot reach that
>>342874825
>gigantism chart.jpg
>>342874365
The taller you are the less you'll live, its easier to keep a smaller body running for a longer time.
>>342875867
exposing manlets when they deny it is fun
Just accept your height, even if you don't like it.
The first thing a girl will notice is if you're self conscious about your height.
>>342875867
Imagine being so short you're forced to become a Jehovah's Witness because you weren't able to spot the danger from your peep-hole.
>>342875867
He got a degree in math anon, not a degree in thinking.
>>342876075
>tfw manlet and fine with it because taller girls fetish
>tfw all girls I've fucked so far were taller than me
The fuck, I'm a manlet I stop being taller when Pharah comes up
Does Blizzard has a midget fetish?
>>342876075
But I mean why go so in depth when you can literally see him not able to reach a hole on an average door that is made to accomodate the average of both men and women = very fucking low
Also, the shittiest of women will look at your height first, not how you feel about it, not even rare at all
>>342876096
That actually happened to me as a child, fucking jehovas witness
>>342872170
Honestly I cant believe Mercy is so tall
>Winston one of the shortest characters
That doesn't seem right
>Lucio is a manlet
>Even with robo legs
>>342852341
>>342878823
Actually come to think of it wouldn't lucio be about 5'0, because he's constantly wearing around about 3 inches worth of rolerblades on the bottom of his feet?
Or are the rolerblades not accounted for in the 5'3 measurement and he's about 5'6 with the blades on?
>winston that short
When he's hunched over maybe.
>>342879443
How many of these are even canon?
>all these fat people in this topic
Holy shit, just stop eating. Seriously.
I sit around all day and am still only 135 lbs. Just don't pig out on unhealthy shit, eat right, and watch your calories. That's it. It's not hard.
>>342879585
All of them?
The information is coming from the character reference packs on the overwatch website.
>>342879827
being auschwitz mode is almost as bad
>>342879920
ok, I was just looking at the wiki
>>342879827
habits are hard to break anon, i'm eating more salads (no dressing) and drinking more water but it's still hard sometimes.
>>342879827
Being fat is literally the worst thing you could do to yourself
>look shorter
>penis looks smaller
>spaghetti out at the hint of physical activity
>>342866850
Believe me, you wouldn't. I'm 5'9 and it's hell. My only consolation is that I'm not shorter than that.
>>342880092
Just stop eating. It's a "bad habit" that involves the following things:
>get up
>ignore your common sense that it is telling you not to eat
>go to the kitchen
>keep ignoring your common sense
>open the refrigerator/cabinet/whatever
>pull out the food
>open it
>put it in your mouth
>chew
>swallow
>keep doing it over and over
During this entire time, you have multiple chances to just stop what you're doing. But you don't. It's not a habit like a facial tic or tapping your fingers that can happen before you even realize you're doing it -- it's just you having no willpower.
>>342880092
you shouldn't be eating more salads to lose weight. you should be eating less altogether.
if you want to lose weight, count calories. start with like 2500kcal. move down to 2000kcal over a week. then go to 1500kcal over another week if you feel like you can handle it. if you get hungry, add more vegetables and chicken to your diet.
modern media is brain poison for people who want to lose weight. everyone wants to make you think that losing weight is like some sort of magical ritual where you need specific salads and activated almonds to do it, but it's really as simple as making sure you're eating less calories than you use.
if you don't have the patience to count calories, then you probably don't really have the patience or the willpower to really lose weight
>>342880409
How many sexual partners have you had excluding yourself?
>>342880592
0 :^)
>>342880409
>>342866850
I'm 5'7", and I feel fine. Just move to Japan like I did and get married here.
>>342880591
>modern media is brain poison for people who want to lose weight.
Not just for people looking to lose weight. For pretty much anyone looking for some kind of serious advice.
It's almost always shit, generalized, exploitative, and the sad thing is those who are at rock bottom are gonna eat up that shit and be even worse off in the process.
>>342880724
Height isn't your problem.
>>342872378
Die early, you say?
>>342880409
At 5'9" your height is the least of your concerns, and is BARELY a factor in dating.
Quit being a fucking insecure pussy and fix yourself.
>>342880937
Yeah forgot about the "unless you're a Hollywood actor with an agent taking care of your health at every second of the day" qualifier
>>342852341
>same height as pharah.
ok
>>342879827
Super fat here. I am being judged RIGHT NOW for being fat whenever i got out or just by being at home and looking at the mirror. I could do:
A) Lose weight: It would take at least 4 months to look "Okay" and in that time i have to wear the same unfit cloth while people judge me for being fat. In a year i would look fit, but am not sure if that would be worth it being a 170cm manlet.
B) Embrace what i am: I could go RIGHT NOW and get a 5 scope of ice cream and 5 cans of that new Pepsi 1863 or something, jack off, watch some animu, and feel like king for the next couple of hours before depression hits me.
I want you guess which one am going to chose in the next hour.
6'6'' here, worship me.
>>342881682
I lost like 70 pounds in like a year or 2 a few years ago.
I've gained like 20-30 of that back but I'm still ok. Since summer though I'm getting kind of fat. I think I'm like 6'1" 180-185. It sucks.
>>342880303
True, also ruins your skin so even if you go thin you fucked yourself up.
>>342881682
We know which one you'll choose but that doesn't work forever.
>>342881767
I could knock you out, manlet.
>>342881682
>tfw literally 110 at most, probably weigh 105
I pretty much just hate eating, I don't find it enjoyable in the least. I wish there was just some way I could gain a bit of weight then starve myself so I wouldn't have to eat again for awhile.
>>342879827
Its not even eating
Just get some fucking exercise.
I walk 35 minutes a day to and from work.
I eat whatever the fuck I want and I'm technically underweight for my height.
Plus BIG MEATY THIGHS
I gotta get more arm days in though. I'm literally the opposite of "never skip leg day"
>eat whatever the fuck I want
I'm the same but I'm pretty sure that's our metabolism (which will slow down one day)
>>342881682
you are more dog than man
>>342882036
keep dreaming brah
>>342852341
>tfw 6'1
awww yis, i thought mcree would be taller, nice
>>342882084
Ever been tested for any eating disorder?
>>342880409
I'd prefer to be a small faggot for big men though.
6'2" puts most men below me too, atleast where I live.
Not a big deal, just little spoon dreams.
>>342880409
as
>>342881129
says 5'9" is like, irrelevant, you are still taller than most girl, and you can get a better body shape more easily.
>>342882084
Work out so you have something to make you NEED that food.
Alternatively smoke weed if you actually want fat on yourself.
Otherwise just be happy about it, better than having a stress = eating type deal
>>342882124
I had a long commute to my workpalce for years, including around 45min walking, I fucking hate how huge my thighs are while I barely have an ass
>Junkrat is 6'6
I lack logic anymore.
>>342882219
Yep, slowed the shit down at around 25 for me
Not only I gain weight very easily now it all goes to the belly.
Time is a cruel mistress.
>>342874004
They were revealed together, so that's probably why.
>tfw 5'11
Am I a manlet or is above 5'10 the cut off point.
I rarely see women taller then me.
>>342882723
It's not even about grils for me, I just want to be tall
>>342882989
/fit/ ups the requirement every year or 2.
The current manlet cutoff is 6'
I, too, am 5'11 and am happy as is, you're fine.
>>342882723
>hating on your own huge thighs
Embrace it anon.
Think of the thigh jobs!
>>342877274
kek
underrated anon
>>342883024
Yeah, man, my powers of reaching things in high places are a neverending joy for me.
Totally worth dying early, having a hard time putting muscle on, and not getting to be a small cute fag for.
>>342883104
Too much muscle, too manly.
And since I have to work on my ass it'll probably just keep getting bigger, while it seems impossible to gain anything to my calf, so its caricature shit at best.
>>342883101
>The current manlet cutoff is 6'
its actually 6'1
>>342854476
Very true.
>270 at the start of this year
>235 right now
>goal is 180, maybe 160 depending on how I look
>still have tits
when do they go away
>>342882589
>Ever been tested for any eating disorder?
Nope
>>342882723
>Otherwise just be happy about it, better than having a stress = eating type deal
See the thing is, I don't get any sort of pleasure from eating, most of the time I think its just a hassle and its annoying. I also have a chronic disease that makes it so sometimes I just get nauseous from eating. Also i'll get involved in something cause i'm super autistic and just forget to eat. I used to set timers on my phone to remind myself to eat but that got annoying very quickly.
>>342882989
The manlet cutoff line is the exact height of the current insecure male speaker.
>>342883320
>They upped it in the past 4 months
Wew lad.
>always thought I'm 5'7
>apparently I'm 5'11
huh, neat
>>342883297
>too manly
What.
You can't honestly be a woman whining about having thick thighs
>>342883394
Depending on how long you've been at your weight your tits may never truly disappear unless you get a surgery to remove access skin.
>>342882989
5'9" is king of manlets
>>342883436
Honestly if you don't even get hungry, you definitely have an eating disorder.
Not liking the taste is a conundrum though.
I love snacking, I love eating, food is fucking delicious, but I eat to compensate for my stress and unhappiness because it does give me enjoyment instantly.
But it makes you gain weight, fucks up your diet, and unattractive in general. I quit all snacking and its still pain after so many weeks...
>>342883605
What the fuck, Blizzard?
>>342882084
>>342883436
There's protein powder out there meant for bulking up. You can mix it with milk or whatever else you want to make a shake, then just drink the shake while doing other stuff.
>>342883297
You'll put muscle on at the same rate though, you just need more of it for a visual effect. A larger frame allows to carry more total muscle so your strength potential will be higher
>>342852341
now hold up excuse me
shouldn't winston be standing on two legs to make it more fair?
actually if you look at the art further, bastion could easily make himself taller as well
>>342883725
I was pretty much steadily gaining weight up until that point, I've been heavy my whole life but I was classified as medically obese (220 or 230) 5 years ago
>>342883879
> two two characters that can fly or float are higher up than the rest
Gee I wonder why
>>342883605
Ofc not, I'm a fag.
>>342883394
>>342883725
270 doesn' seem that bad, I had a friend at 370, and he only had to cut excess skin off the belly - you can fill up the place of your tits with muscle afterall.
My boobies disappeared at around 150-60 though.
5'11" has always been manlet cut off status
t. 6'1"
>>342883879
Do wings say nothing Morocco?
>>342884096
Exactly.
Easier visible results, so if that is what you want than being tall is a downer.
And lets be fair 4999 out of 5000 doesn't want to reach their absolute potential - and thus wouldn't be happy about having it higher than others.
>>342884321
it's 5'10
t. 6'0
>>342884217
You're a fag whining about having thick thighs?
Lube the fuckers up and show your man a good time.
Thats what I do
>>342883879
>Character that is built around flying
>Character that also flies
gee I wonder
>>342852341
>mexican man is over 6 feet
>japanese man is 5'8"
>indian WOMAN is 5'7"
wew lads
>tfw 6'5"
>tfw you'll never be 7'4" like Reinhardt
Feels manlet man
>>342872170
>back hunched
>knees bent
>head protrudes forward
You're retarded, sorry.
>>342860647
that's a myth btw
>>342884419
nah its 5'11" my man
t. also 6'0"
>>342852341
why isn't 5'11 the same as 6'1?
>>342884640
a foot is 12 inches, bucktooth
>>342884398
Well, I'm doubly screwed because I only train for strength
>>342884420
Post your thighs then anon.
I'd prefer them plump over muscular, plump sounds fuckable, this sounds....crushing.
>>342852341
>Mercy is the same height as me
My chance of my imaginary marriage just grew
>>342880409
5'9 is the perfect balance of easy gains and not being short
>>342852341
>every murrican champion is 6'1"
Daily reminder if you are american and are under that height you should kill yourself
>>342884801
>5'9"
>not short
>>342883394
Are you me? I was pushing 250 last year. Down to 180 currently. Been doing a metric fuckton of cardio with some occasional weightlifting.
tfw 5'10
>no cm ITT
is this a cultural thing? like Japan and blood type?
>>342885036
I'm doing keto and I got a dog so we're walking a couple miles a day.
keto is the best diet I've found, but you're getting down to the point where regular calorie counting might be easier
>>342871791
>Be 5'10"
>Every girl I've dated has been shorter than 5'6"
>All 7 of them
HOLY FUCKING
Girls want to date boys who are taller than them because when they are using high heels they still want to be at same height or smaller than their partner.
High heels almost never go past 10cm(4 inches) you should be fine if you are 4 inches bigger than the average female height for your country.
>>342885129
"I'm 6 foot 1" rolls off the tongue far nicer than "I'm one hundred and eighty five centimeters tall"
>tfw 5'7
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw 28
I just want to end my life now.
>>342852341
>taller than mcree and reaper
Noice
>>342883587
How
>widowmaker is much taller then me
>>342885515
Im 1,85 m tall
Wew lad
>>342885610
You might make a decent fuccboi assuming you're not a fatass
Just find a nice man to take care of you
>>342885610
Don't worry, I'm 23 as a kissless virgin and I'm 5'11!
We can kill ourselves together!
>>342852341
Fuck, it must feel horrible to be a man and be shorter than 5"11. Id have such low self esteem if i wasnt my glorious 6'1
>>342885515
Yeah "I'm 1 85" is really a wagonload of words compared to "I'm six feet and one inch tall"
>>342885698
But you don't actually say "I'm one comma eighty five em tall" out loud
>>342880512
t. someone who doesn't know how the human brain works
>>342882219
I'm 30 and still have it.
>>342885660
Heck I never knew how tall I was until I cop told me when I was trying to estimate a robber's height.
"Would you say he was about your height"
"yeah, we were about that same"
"then he was around 5'11"
>>342885835
>>342885698
>>342885515
shoot yourselves
they are both retardedly easy
"I'm six-one"
"I'm one-eighty-five"
>>342885707
I am obese.
My life is in shambles.
>>342885840
One point eighty-five meters tall.
daily reminder to measure yourself in the morning since you do actually get shorter in the evening
>tfw 6'4"
will I be a manlet forever?
>>342886009
this actually holds true for weight
>>342885940
I was mostly trying to show that the metric way to say it is in no way more complicated or longer than the empiric way by swapping the words around you cockmongler
>>342885221
Cardio is life.
>>342884801
>>342885840
>how tall are you
>one eighty five
Maaan thats difficult.
>>342886172
>180
>BMI of 28.2
that means you're a manlet,
>>342886471
Duh. I'm 5'6". I'm >>342870567
