Itt: your favorite videogame movie
>>342832078
REMOVE PORK
John Wick
>>342832078
>You mean like a disease? bird flu? chicken pox? cardinal sin?
I kek'd.
>>342832078
Did not expect that movie to be good.
Was pleasantly surprised.
Also, Terrance is actually not even joking the bird equivalent of 4chan
>Crying after drinking the water
Best character
Wasn't this basically /pol/ the movie? I don't really watch movies often, and I'm pretty left-wing, but I've heard it's basically made by /pol/acks
>>342835336
its /pol/ if you interpret it to be
an openly /pol/ movie wouldnt get past the jew censors
>>342835336
>Invaders invade and pretend to be nice
>Main character (obviously the outcast) isn't listened to
>Invaders do invader things
>MC retaliates and becomes the hero
Even the basic idea is in line with what /pol/ believes
>>342835697
I took my kid to see Zootopia, and we got a trailer for the Angry Birds film in it, kinda ironic how a film about how racism is wrong, gets a trailer that is "be angry at anyone who's different."
>>342835336
>>342835697
>>342835993
the sad thing is that there are real life people who think like this, like they forgot all of the early history colonization shit
>>342835993
Yeah
My wife's son actually liked Angry Birds more than Zootopia
>>342836191
What are you talking about?
>>342835993
why take your kid to see a jew propaganda film that costs 30 euros when you could watch classics like animatrix at the comfort of your home.
>>342835336
/pol/acks aren't bad
>>342836317
this
fuck disneyshit, animatrix is where its at
>>342836191
I wasn't disagreeing with it, I'm just saying it's one-sided in the same direction /pol/ is
>>342836259
English going to other islands to settle and colonize there, robbing locals of their resources and in some instances enslaving them?
>>342836381
Oh I'm just saying how people like to picture AB movie as though the plot is "current events" when in fact it isn't
>>342835993
Eh, in ZT it's more like "just live with it" than "racism is wrong", fuck there's not even racism in there, the closest you get is just prejudice in some concept
The only good movie adaptations of video games are the first Mortal Kombat and the first Silent Hill
Aside from that, there are some that are "good" but none that I would ever watch unironically
>>342832078
I was happy the humor was still very western like "bird control"
Unlike Kung Fu Panda 3 where the jokes were all in your face and outright stupid since they were pandering to China like pandas just rolling around and doing nothing is suppose to be funny.
>>342836317
I live in the U.S. anon, a ticket where I'm at is $10 for an adult $7 for a child. As for why I didn't watch anmatrix with him? My son is only 9. He's not old enough for that yet.
Warcraft
It was an okay movie, but it was made for me, and me alone and I loved every fucking awful reference and easter egg in it.
>>342836582
>my son is only 9
So?
The only good video game movie I've ever seen.
>>342835336
Yes, the most silent red pill. I mean the main character is a fucking red oval
>>342835993
>kinda ironic how a film about how racism is wrong
zootopia is surprisingly centrist for a movie made by libtards
its message is basically "everyone's a shithead but that shouldn't stop you"
>>342836653
I'd rather not show a 9 year old a film as dark as The Animatrix can get. I don't wanna emulate my dad, who showed me Full Metal Jacket when I was 5, which gave me nightmares for weeks.
>>342836576
>he think KFP3 is all jokes and shit
it's one of those movies that have something surprising to offer if you let your initial reactions go through, rewatching it gives you more understanding to the film and then you realize it's much better than the first
I thought Angry Birds was a modern cartoon version of High Noon. People don't want to recognise a threat just to stay comfortable and lazy, ostracise that one guy who tries to speak sense.
Think like what? Your generalization have nazi level of linearity, dont you "anti" /pol/ posters get it?
>>342836659
OH GOD THIS ARTSTYLE
WHY I'M SEEING PORN ALREADY
>>342835336
I'ts a redpill movie in disguise, yes. I for one like it when they sneak in stuff like that in videogames aswel.
>>342836951
it's really a universal lesson. You can't keep appeasing threats away, things or people who blatantly want to harm you.
>>342836659
Funny how the games took a backseat to everything else in this franchise when it was all originally meant to promote them.
>>342836857
No the movie was just too stupid and had way too many stupid jokes. The themes and ideas are cool but it has too many layers of mediocrity. This is from a guy who thinks King Fu panda 2 is one of the best animated movies released this decade. I rewatched 2 because of my disappointment with 3 and the jokes were more subtle. Like one scene where Po was frustrated, went out and punched the mast of the boat only for water to fall down on him a few seconds later. No dialogue, no silly over the top faces just his slightly annoyed reaction to the water. Also the fight scenes in 3 were lame. More slapstick and getting hit in the face compared to the great coregraphy in 1 and 2.
>>342836612
>when you nut and he keeps sucking
>>342837012
cuz it's french
they lewd the shit out of everything
>>342837148
the games are boring
>>342836659
Oh boy
>>342837012
You've never seen Wakfu/Dofus stuff before?
Anon, your dick is not prepared. You and him have a long and hard journey ahead or both of you. I wish you both well.
>>342836659
>>342836794
People interpret that movie very differently
Some think the Predators are Black some think they are White
Some think it's pro feminist some think it's anti feminist
It's honestly just a shitty kids movie & everyone is looking into it too much
>>342835336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqjzquzFSMg
>>342836659
Is the dog thing on the right a dog girl or just a dog?
I know its shit but i still love it
>>342835697
The basic idea is as generic a story as it can get. Has nothing to do with /pol/.
>>342837335
2 is the best film I agree, and mainly why this movie suffers is because it follows right after 2, sort of like Return of Spock following Wrath of Khan - RoS is really good film but pales compared to WoK
and what, all of the three films have slapstick fights in them too, Po actually tries his hardest in 3
I think the problem you see is that the Panda Village is just pushing much of the humor, but after you get past that first hurdle it becomes bearable and actually gives depth to many of the characters
Really the big argument on why 3 is "weak" is because of the villain, but even then I like that he makes a nice contrast. He is the most threat the series has yet he jokes around (and yet still dangerous regardless). It takes Po killing himself to actually beat him, and even then it relied on chance.
Like I said it's one of those films that requires a bit more of a digestion to get, and once it does you'll realize how it's more of a "much better put-together KFP1".
>>342837543
Good taste anon
>>342837490
Okay, yeah, this is basically a /pol/ movie.
>>342836916
Wait, what?
>>342837497
dog loli
>>342835993
>>Zootopia
>>a film about how racism is wrong
Why do cucks always parrot that
Zootopia's message about racism is that no one is above racism, but you can live with it.
>>342836659
And it did terribly bad in France, blame the theaters though.
>>342837846
the fact that people even associate it to sexism or racism is hilarious too
>>342837823
This has got to be French, right?
>>342837969
Nigga please, it's TOTALLY about racism. Just look at Nick's reaction when he told Judy about the spray or the one when Judy went all "All the carnivorous can go OOGA BOOGA"
>>342838134
last I checked we don't prejudice because one race eats the other
>>342832078
did /v/ watch this movie?
>>342838215
>>what is a metaphor
>>342838326
metaphor only works if the important points are highlighted
zootopia is about prejudice in general, not racism or sexism, both of which are specific prejudices, and even then zootopia doesn't sweep it under the rug, in fact it outright shows the main cast being prejudiced as fuck too
>>342837339
Found the Fagdo
>>342838049
of course it is
>>342837543
What i wanted to say. Mah bratha
>that Mighty Eagle fantasy
>>342838486
I loved the fact that they didn't try to make it black or white. Because you're prejudiced doen't mean you're a saint or anything, you're able to say offensive as fuck stuff too.
Reminds me racism between asians and black, or asians and asians
>>342836659
Based Frenchs
>>342838556
oops i meant she haha
>>342836916
>Sequel doesn't even have Rob Riggle in it
>>342838741
Actually, the Dofus movie got a lot of notifications in theaters about the fanservice, that it wasn't for kids, etc. Kinda killed the audience.Fucking faggots
this 2bh fram
>>342837663
>>342838741
>>342837543
RIP in pepperoni
>>342838049
>Dofus
>Anakama
>French text
>France 3 cinema
>all of this is literally in one corner
Well gee, I don't know, Anon. That's a tough question.
I think it might be Malaysian.
>>342838882
Which is good.
The film bombed, so no more of that garbage.
>>342837823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
I must resist.
>>342839162
>>342839190
lilotte is for cute only!!!
>>342839162
Prob more to do with french sucking balls at advertising/localising to an english audience
>>342838267
there should be a /v/stream 2bh
>>342838882
>Wakfu S3 never
>>342839557
Blame France Televisions, they thought the end was too violent.
>>342839557
soon!
Aren't the pigs basically american tourist / hicks, though? They fucking dress in baseball hats and cowboy outfits
>>342835336
>and I'm pretty left-wing
Leave.
>>342832438
It was pretty good, but not nearly as good as the game it was based on.
makes sense, because anyone who likes video game movies has to be an underage faggot
>>342842613
that should be on the other side of his face.
>>342832078
The first Silent Hill movie.
The Street Fighter movie for keks and Raul Julia.
>>342839476
yes, I'd love to see that. that's what I thought happened because so many people seemed to have actually spent their own time to see this
>>342832078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAqoB17yQqY
I LOVE this movie. It's hilarious and the cyberpunk setting is laughably weird. So comfy and nostalgic.
I'm not sure how they managed to turn it into a comedy
>>342844396
how the fuck did I not know about this
>>342844396
I honestly thought it was great. The FPS segment made me giddy.
>>342841258
they knew exactly what they were doing
>>342844396
>lets make a generic action movie
>lets call it DOOM
>oh and lets remove all of the demons and hell references and just call them mutants
>>342843008
why are you even on a videogame board edgelord
>>342837823
Muh dick.
>>342832078
Is this worth watching over Finding Dory?
>>342844585
It was a fun but stupid movie. And yes, the FPS bit kicked ass.
>>342836612
That fucking Mirelurk near the beginning had me smiling so hard
>>342845634
Yeah, one of my friends said Finding Dory wasn't that great. Which is to be expected, considering Nemo was self contained.
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>>342832078
All of you are plebs
Behold the Picasso of our generation.
>>342841258
Explain index finger thing.
>>342849310
>>342849587
Isn't this just "listen the fuck up" which is present in every culture?
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>>342841258
>pink bird
>>342849824
![9f0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/acBuHIJ.jpg "9f0[1].jpg")
>>342850671
No, but that's not gonna stop me.
>>342849587
>filename
holy shit, you've been here a while
I don't know why, it's just really charming
>>342850819
>>342836395
it's called civilizing ahmed, we were trying to civilize your ungrateful asses
too bad colonization only worked in the far-east and in countries where whites became the majority
>>342851207
>it's called civilizing ahmed
oh you
>>342849587
>>342850987
>December 15th 2006
>>342851454how do you know the exact date?
>>342851304
http://qz.com/458137/mugabe-is-asking-back-the-white-farmers-he-chased-away/
We were trying to help
>>342851587
Put a 4chan filename into this converter
http://www.epochconverter.com/
It includes milliseconds
So like this one
>>342851057
was created on Friday, April 29, 2016 3:43:58 PM
>>342851876
cool, i've been herea long ass timeand i have legit never seen that before.
>>342852031
it's unix timecode iirc
>>342835993
>my kid
you mean your wife's kid
Better believe that it's Tomb Raider
>>342851876
Thank you. I've been looking for this site for ages.
>>342853306
Is it for the tits, or the boobs?
>>342849095
>doug walker scene
WAY PAST COOL, HUH?
