>"Mercy: This is not what I intended for you, Reyes.
Reaper: You knew exactly what were you doing."
>"Kills Bastion, Zenyatta:
Tin cans, a dime a dozen."
>"Kills Winston: Stupid monkey."
Why is he so racist and mean?
>>342822039
is overwatch even good?
reaper is fucking cute.
>>342822092
It's fun
let's dispel this fiction that Mercy doesn't know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing
>>342822039
Excuse me but I believe he says "Tin cans, a diamond dozens."
Reaper is unironically my favorite character
>shits out damage
>has 250 health
>has the passive health shit
>that teleport
>wraith form
>that edge
I LOVE IT
>>342822343
It's a sayingfucko.
>>342822039
Racist? Towards monkeys and robots? Sure.
>>342822398
Hello, Shadowslayer or is it Atheismo?
>>342822565It's saucekay
>>342822398
Why does he even have to throw away the shotguns whenever he runs out of bullets in the first place?
>>342822672
because its funny
>>342822672
Because the bullets are made into the shotgun he can't make more of them only more shotguns.
>>342822672
because Borderlands did it and Overwatch is for meme normies
>>342822398I feel ya anon
>>342822672
to annoy 76
>>342822672
why does he carry shotgun shells on his body when he doesn't even reload? those can just be more shotguns.
>>342822831
>to annoy 76
>not mcree
>you weren't given those guns just to toss em around like trash
>>342822808
He is truly the best
>>342822672
Because Reaper is moe.
"McCree: You weren't given those guns to toss 'em away like trash.
Reaper: I don't take lessons from you"
>>342822945
Why does he carry grenades on his body if he doesn't even use them?
>>342822951
wait, im dumb, is it not 76 that says that?
there's always been a 76 in the room and I assumed it was him given their history
>>342823064
Reaper was Mcree's mentor.
Death comes.
>>342823297
death cums
Hey Faggots,
My name is Atheismo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are whiny, retarded, goody two shoes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass omnics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pentakill? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on zenyatabook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the overwatch shadow team, and starter on my talon task force. What jobs do you do, other than “jack off to naked drawn Omnics people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>342824037
yo just want to let you know there is no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life i want to see your glance as i smash your skull into the fucking concrete and i strangle the life out of you pushing my thumbs into your eye sockets until you cry blood, well not before forcing you to watch your beloved ones die in front of you.
>>342822672
Because if he didn't then we wouldn't get god-tier edits
https://twitter.com/OverwatchTXT/status/745729388285730817
>>342822039
>Mercy: This is not what I intended for you, Reyes.
>Reaper: You knew exactly what were you doing.
oh shit, is mercy secretly evil?
>>342822092
solo queue is worse than a moba
I feel like any game where you have to add "with friends" to "it's fun" isn't that great of a game because anything can be fun with friends.
>>342822398
>>342822565
>>342824493
>secretly
>>342823158
No, just his boss
>>342824615
It's not a matter of fun with friends. You're supposed to play with a group. It's a fucking team game.
>>342822039
TELL ME ABOUT REYES.
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>342824615
Are you joking? It's infinitely better than any mobas I've played. I never group with other people.
>>342822398
I hope he gets a nerf soon. It's fucking ridiculous the amount of damage he does, just to be able to ghost mode away and grab a health pack the second he gets in danger.
He shouldn't be able to pick up health kits, or be healed, while in ghost mode
>>342824493
she's a modern day necromancer. She brought reyes and genji back to life to live as freaks without their consent. She's using her science sorcery to be immortal and remain young.
>>342824635
>Darkpikachu
>Darkluigi
>Vapegod
I'm pretty sure these are ironic
>>342824729
because he's a spooky ghost, an edgelord and the skull mask looks like the Blackwatch logo
>>342824829
>She brought reyes and genji back to life to live as freaks without their consent
To be fair, they can just off themselves if they have such a problem with living again.
>>342824916
reaper's respawn dialogue implies he actually can't die
>>342824829
>implying that there's anything wrong with being a Raiden-tier cyborg
Shit would be so cash
>>342824635
I think DVLM8CRY might be a jab at roadhog
>>342824829
>Mercy
>young
>>342825478
>reading comprehension
She's using her evil science to artificially extend her youth, despite her biological age
>>342824635
Does this get bigger every time I see it?
>>342825189
And genji is using his second chance to help his brother regain his honor.
>>342825683
yes, just post your reaper encounters in the general
>>342823059
The first trailer showed that he had an explosive weapon that was likely taken away for being OP as fuck
>>342824635
this isn't a reaper thing, this is an overwatch thing
overwatch's playerbase is nothing but waifufags and 12 year olds
that being said
>jizzdragon
not even edgy.
>>342822286
Fuck off Rubio.
>>342822039
>"Mercy: This is not what I intended for you, Reyes.
>Reaper: You knew exactly what were you doing."
what did she do?
>>342828309
>he was killed
>she brought him back to life, but the method she used was somehow flawed at that point
>so he came back as a ghost-thingy with his cells in a constant state of lux
>>342825197
Can he still feel? Can he have sex?
Because if not, that would not be worth living for.
>>342829189
He wouldn't give up feeling and sex to be able to do sick shadow shit and teleport like Reaper can
Faggot.
>>342829236
I want to do sick shadow shit with my dick though
>>342826535
He probably edges himself.
>>342829189
How do you think he got his ability to turn into a ghost and teleport? Dude is perma-virgin. Got his wizard license at 30.
How else can you explain why he's so permanantly angsty and edgy. Dude never gets laid.
>>342829647
Reaper and Widowmaker definently fuck, what are you talking about?
Plus the gay hatesex with 76
>>342829967
>stupid tattoos and piercings
>>342822039
Who does Reaper hate more? Mercy or Soldier 76?
>>342829967
>shadman
>>342829967
Shadman needs to be taken out and shot like the mangy dog he is.
Jesus Christ.
>Mariachi skins do not make him speak with an accent
>Die die die isn't replaced by a sick Spanish guitar riff
What a waste
>>342822039
>Reaper: You knew exactly what were you doing."
MERCYFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MERCY IS THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE GAME
>>342830840
He's from LA, why would he have an accent?
>>342824829
>she's a modern day necromancer.
Shit, when you put it that way, it all makes sense.
>>342830840
This would've been so perfect.
>>342830840
What is Die in mexican?
MUERTA MUERTA MUERTA?
Why are mexicans so obsessed with death?
>>342830840
>>342831017
>Reaper will never have this playing during the ult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
>>342831093
It would probably have to be the imperative form, being that the intention is command-like. I don't recall what that is in Spanish, though. Looking it up on wiktionary puts the verb as Morir (of which Muerto/a is the past participle, so MUERTA MUERTA MUERTA would be more like DEAD DEAD DEAD).
Muere and Muera are the informal and formal imperative forms. So probably Muere, yeah? To be even more insulting. I don't know if any one actually uses that in Spanish as a way to tell someone to die, though.
>>342824635
>Yallsomehoes
>>342831298
What makes you think that?
>>342829967
I can fap to this.
He did only 3 pics with some variations right?
>>342824635
Where's Jizz Dragon?
>>342829367
fucking underrated post
that's it, that's the best thing on 4chan, everyone can go home now, we're not gonna top that.
>>342831298
It has to do with their native culture, imagine a world where 70% of everyone you know is killed either through disease or the chinese that invaded America and killed them for fun.
Now transplant that situation to 500 years ago and allow that mindset to propagate through the 10 generations of survivors and tell me how it goes. Fucking Spaniards.
>>342829875
>reprogramming a human is fucking hard
>every week or so talon has widowmaker come back to base to get mindbroken again
>stimulating her cunt relaxes her mind while the science bullshit headfucker does it's thing
>while the plugs in her brain are doing their job reaper sneaks in regularly, takes the Machine Dick™ out and just goes nuts
>got caught by a talon science man in the act once, but since they both had the same idea they agreed to keep it on the down low
>word got out somehow and now half the facility has their way with her while she's ahegaoed
>>342831720
Fucking hell I can smell the reddit coming off your breath
>>342831770
missed a 0
>>342831770
That´s pretty fucked up
>People die so often it fucks up their psyche and culture
Could you explain more anon
>>342829967
What the hell, shad?
>>342822398
Reaper is absolute best character in every way
Reinhardt and Junkrat are cool too though.
>>342824229
So you HAD to link the twitter...
>friend goes Zarya when I go Reaper
>using ults in tandem
So good.
>>342831298
Are they really? I always thought that it was just a stereotype.
>>342822039
GABRIELLE REYES SKIN FUCKING WHEN
>>342832117
>REAPER goes in all fields
>>342832141
>Zarya and reaper
>Not Zarya and Roadhog
>Not Zarya and Junkrat
>Not Zarya and Pharah
>Not Zarya and anyone whose ultimate isn't to shoot in a fucking circle when everyone is grouped up in front of them
Anon please.
>>342831770
So it's pretty much "WE WUZ SLAVES". Shit that happened before their grandparents were born.
>>342831615
>>342829967
theres two reaper "comics"
one with the nig the other with childrenI love shadmannot the anal piercings though
>>342832338
More like, everyones dead PTSD continued for 500 years. Kids imprint off their parents.
>>342832434
gruesome
>>342824835
pretty sure all of them are ironic
>>342824910
But hes a big guy.
>>342824835
>>342832870
Pretty sure you people are too fucking naive for 2016.
>>342832336
Nah, Reaper and Zarya is way funner
>>342832223
When you start being a good goy and buy the origins edition.
>>342822672
because he has the fastest reload if you hit melee after R
>>342832921
Being naive is thinking most of these are real anon
>>342833567
fastest reload but it doesn't increase dps because theres a cool down after cancelling the animation before he can shoot that makes his dps identical to reloading normally
>>342833704
Yeah, 12 to 16 year olds are masters of irony, probably from all the literature they read on youtube.
>>342833567
Nope, its the exact same time. It does add 30 more damage though. The only one that actually reloads faster meleeing is 76
I thought Reaper and BlackWidow were against Overwatch, I don't understand this game.
Is Reaper the BBEG? Is the BBEG DLC? I'm confused.
>>342831770
The only wrong thing Spaniards did was not killing every single mexican.
>>342824493
It's to be thought that Mercy attempted to bring Reyes back, but it fucked up and turned him into whatever he is now. It's clear he's not happy with the situation.
>Mercy: What happened to you?
>Reaper: YOU tell me, doc.
>Reaper: Don't forget. You're responsible for this.
She had good intentions but fucked him up.
>>342832117Revolver Ocelot
>>342833870
Unfortunately that's the only good thing the Spaniards did.
Just look what France and England did, they wiped out the natives and replaced them with niggers.
>>342829967
This would be slightly fappable if reaper wasn't actually an ugly mexican
>>342831770
>the chinese that invaded America and killed them for fun
??
>>342833754
Being "ironic" as been the fad among youth for several years anon.
You've got to be pretty stupid to think that irony require any particular intelligence or knowledge.
>>342822039
He is a child who didn't get the attention he wanted and is throwing a fit. Everyone treats him as such
>>342834465
And you have to be pretty stupid to think that irony endures under popularity.
When everyone is ironic - nobody is.
>>342834723
Teenagers don't really give a shit.
A fad is a fad for them, the only thing that will make them change is criticism by older (but not too old) people.
But, I do agree, it won't last long.
>>342829189
I can't do either of those and I'm living
>>342824828
Since Mcree got nerfed he's become significantly more powerful.
I fucking hate pubbers, 80% of the time my team fucking sucks.
Reaper is best Girl!
>>342822039
Why is he a fucboi in that concept art?
>>342834160
Revolver Ocelot
>>342822039
>Showing enough skin to show she`s not a niggres
>Broken mask to show cute green eyes
MUH
>>342822039
Is there some kind of lore comic I'm missing...?
Mercy is my best
>>342824635
all these are priceless.
>>342824635
>atheismo
>>342836009
Literally just Medusa from Soul Eater.
>>342824635
>Jizzdragon
>Itachiuchiha
>Cummies
>Yallsomehoes
>>342824664
Reaper: "I taught you everything you know"
Mcree: "Not EVERYthing"
>>342824664
He literally tells him he taught him everything he knows
>>342822398
>tossin' guns around like trash
Glad Mercy fucked his shit up
>>342824829
Genji is thankful for it, he says as much to her
>>342839013
Also says she saved him again after being revived with her ult
>>342829189
Can't do that shit if your dead either nigga
>>342822039
Do people even realize anymore that reaper is a black guy?
>>342839376
Hispanic.
Just a reminder, if you have an ironic edge name as Reaper, you are less funny and more annoying than the real edge kids who actually do that for real.
>>342831770
Yeah that whole aztec mass human sacrifice thing they did before the conquistadors came was just a prank bro.
can anyone post the tiny body, big head pharah out of her suit?
>>342839376
Beaners are statistically white, apparently.
>>342839376
Close, he's a taco nigger.
>>342839376
>real name is Gabriel Reyes
>born in Los Angeles
>black
>>342824828
As a guy who really loves reaper, I agree with this actually.
>>342832223
They already have one
>>342823297
and so do i
>>342835321
Sounds like it is you that sucks, anon.
I've been playing the game for like 20 hours at this point and my top four have been Reaper, Lucio, Junkrat, and Soldier 76.
I seriously cannot play any of the tanks.
>>342839376
not anymore. his elbows are white
>>342840424
You should learn how to play the russian dyke, she's pretty good.
Don't know how people play Winston, he seems pretty useless.
>>342822092
It's pretty good.
Not like TF2 where you can duck in and out of games without giving a fuck since the game tracks win/loss even in quick play, so getting stuck with baddies hurts even worse, but overall it's a pretty enjoyable experience. Lots of potential.
