>It says here you're only previous work experience is making "let's plays" on youtube.
>What is a let's play?
>>342820685
typical twitch streamers
"It's a type of entertainment video, usually consisting of video game footage and narration, scripted or recorded impromptu. It's a popular phenomenon with today's youth."
Let's Plays are cancer, but you can spin anything into a valid experience if you paint it positively enough.
You record yourself playing a video game while secretly masturbating.
>>342820926
>"So you play video games all day and giggle at fart jokes? And how will you use those... uh, 'skills' at our company?"
>>342821046
Video and audio editing is a valuable skill, as is first-hand experience with recording equipment.
>>342821183
Son, this is a McDonald's interview, we dont o A/V here.
>>342820942
>secretly masturbating.
>>342821183
I don't think i'd hire a manchild who chugs Dew and shovels Doritos into his mouth while calling people faggots over voice chat and hopping around colorful childrens games for my business.
>>342821267
Then why the fuck did you ask about it?
>>342821316
>openly masturbating
This is why no one will play a game with you.
>>342821316
Come on, you know it. every time you see Arumba playing a Paradox game you just know he's masturbating to all those numbers.
>>342821332
>"It's our companies policy to screen potential employees and see if they have skills that we need. You'd know that if you ever worked a day in your life."
>>342821373
>This is why no one will play a game with you.
stop
>>342820942
thanks for giving me a new fetish, now I guess I'll just go record myself playing video games while jacking off
>>342821427
Apparently it's also your company's policy to inquire about skills completely irrelevant to the job in question. What's the deal with that? When you were interviewing your janitor, did you ask about his experience in school teaching as well?
You suck at interviews. I'm reporting this.
>>342821427
>working at McDonalds
>needing skills
The reason anyone would work at McDonalds is because they have no skills. If I had skills in food service and cooking, I sure as fuck wouldn't work at McDonalds. I'd work at a place that gave hella good tips.
>>342821436
Goodluck, remember that most youtubers start easymode: no facecam and work up from there.
"It's like sports commentators, just different sort of entertainment. That was back before the Trump wars, when the internet was a civilian tool."
>>342821634
thanks, like you said I'll start on easymode, what are some good games you can play with one hand?
>working
>>342821046
Simple, I know where to find the best ways to appeal to the largest sum of people, and the fact that I made thousands without being sued despite showing full play throughs of owned copyrighted material proves I can cheat the system to get your business more income.
>>342821772
Most paradox games.
>>342821373
>Not openly masturbating
How else are you supposed to set yourself apart from all the other Lets Player trash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVaugrFX6wQ
Well, luckily I'm a business software developer at a small company and don't have to do shit for clicks. I don't even have a twitch channel.
>>342821183
Except most if not all do not have anything resembling a basic skill.
>>342821427
>MacDonald's
>Skills
All you need is to be able to read, write and speak coherently to get a job there.
I missed this meme
>>342821373
But plenty of people still watch DSP.
>>342821975
>knowledge of editing software and the ability to use it is not a skill
Right, because nobody uses computers and computer-generated footage, audio or imagery in 2016.
>>342821892
if you openly masturbate then it becomes a fact but if you secretly masturbate they'll have to keenly watch and analyze the video to search for those subtle hints to confirm that you are indeed masturbating.
>>342821601
>I'd work at a place that gave hella good tips.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>342822006
>speak coherently
fuck
>>342822056
Read what I said you daft retard I'm saying the retarded youtubers don't have any skill.
>>342822151
Retarded Youtubers don't make money off of their videos, in which case they can't put that in as a job experience on their CV. Smart Youtubers work on their shit, set up a YT partnership, and may be considered self-employed.
>>342822085
>fast food restaurants don't allow its employees to make tips
>every other restaurant does
All you gotta do to make good tips is kiss ass to the customers and not fuck up and you'll be making more than that 8 bucks an hour at Mickey D's could ever get you. It's not that hard anon, but I guess you have to have social skills to do well in a job like that which is something you probably don't have.
>>342821267
Places like mcdonalds don't care about your previous work experience, they're entry level positions.
>"It's a web-video series, primarily consisting of commentated footage of the 'star' playing video games. They're fairly popular with kids these days, particularly stuff like Minecraft."
Then you either talk about your IT or your business skills, or a mix of both if you think you can spin it in such a way that it doesn't sound like your operation was a bunch of amateurs just doing whatever parts of the business they felt like.
E.G:
>"I was primarily responsible with setting up amd testing the recording equipment every day, compiling and editing the video footage itself, maintaining our website, and various other technical jobs such as setting up multiple computers on our local network when necessary, and the general maintenance of said systems."
Or
>"I was responsible with managing our online merchandise store, sourcing both artists to do designs and companies to create the products themselves, seeking out and dealing with our sponsors, fielding any emails from our customers via phonecall and emails, and running our social media accounts. I assisted with the day-to-day accounting work of running the business, also."
Seriously this shit is fucking easy to spin positively, just talk about it like you would any start-up business while emphasising your entrepreneurial skills and "web 2.0" savvy nature.
>>342822302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAAp8juBte0
>>342822380
Okay but what do you do if your interview is with mcdonalds
>giving tips
When will americans learn
>>342820685
>Graduate
>Have to compete with thousands for an entry level job
>>342822425
Maybe you should try getting a job.
>>342822476
Kill myself for having managed to fall even lower than doing lets plays for a living
>>342822528
S'cool.
I work at. UNATCO.
>>342822265
Were talking about video and audio editing skills, which they lack the basics of.
>>342822504
>wanting people to spit in your food and treat you like shit because they have absolutely no incentive to NOT do it
>being so poor that you can't afford to tip
yuropoors, when will they learn?
>>342822694
>People spitting in your food because they have no incentive not to
Really speaks volumes about what kind of people Americans are.
>>342822694
>being a weak willed poorfaggot that can't pressure higher ups for better pay instead of asking for tips
>>342822694
that's why I only eat at Mickey Ds
>>342822812
>he thinks that no one spits in people's food where he lives
Sorry old bloke, but it happens literally everywhere. Sorry that we're smart enough to take counter measures against it and you're just jealous.
>>342823071
>pressuring higher ups in a job where you're disposable and can be replaced in no time flat
wew lad
>>342823071
>pressure higher ups for better pay
Yeah, because they'll totally actually give in and not just fire you immediately.
>>342823174
There is still nothing to stop them spitting in your food after all how are you mean't to know about it?
>>342821046
Have you seen public TV? Streamers and let's players are more than prepared to work there.
>>342822570
Are you really saying Youtubers don't edit their footage or audio?
What? What about my ten olus years working in fast food resturaunts? Did you miss that? I have made one lets play i didnt even finish it and i deleted it ages ago
I didnt want this jiob in the first place im out
Cunt
>>342822694
>spit in your food and treat you like shit because they have absolutely no incentive to NOT do it
>Americans
>>342822056
DUDE IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>342822528
Okay, where?
>>342821332
Employers usually ask about previous work experience, sir. It isn't our fault that your only work experience is making Let's Play videos
>>342823464
DUDE, IT'S AN UNRELATED MEME
>>342823240
>being so used to the taste of spit/snot/cum in your food that you can't tell the difference
I pity you yurops
>>342823382
>bored as fuck on the job
>customer is treating you like shit
>no possibility of getting a tip
>don't give a shit if that customer never comes back because you get paid the same either way
>decide to have some fun and spit in their food
Yurop is truly the worst place in the world if they think this is okay to do.
>>342822694
I'm from Germany 25% is FORCED on to your bill for a tip if you like it or not.
It's fucking gay but then at least no one ever throws shit about tipping or bitches about tips or does passive aggressive pissy stuff
Will the let's play bubble eventually burst? If so, I guess you'll be able to see your favourite youtuber/twitch fag stacking shelves soon.
>>342823557
Then it's not a tip. It's just the server's cut. A tip is when you give more than the minimum to the server because the service was good.
Sorry Gunter but tipping doesn't work the way you think it does.
>>342821427
If you're going to be a cashier then you can easily use your LP past to tell them how good you are with the crowd.
>>342823513
>points out the fact its 2016 in his post
"I-its unrelated I swear!"
What a moron
>>342823527
>decide to have some fun and spit in their food
>Sue the place
>Get fired
>>342823872
Take your retarded fucking irrelevant memes and go back to tumblr.
>>342823721
>Server's cut
Holy hell I looked it up and the "Law" changed within the past decade, It used to be the 25% was your forced tip and that's that.
Apparently now It's just a forced percentage to the server and you still have to tip for the cook.
Fuck you momma and pap your outdated mannerism has made me look like a fool.
>>342823993
>gets anally annihilated
>"b-back to reddÃt/9fag/le book"
Every. Damn. Time. Like pottery.
>>342824251
>gets agitated
>starts spewing "le"s all over the place
I want frogs to leave
>>342824391
>honestly believes that the quote wasn't coming from the faggotry exuded in the quoted post
I've never seen autism on this scale.
>>342824519
Never knew having advanced autism prevented you from seeing mirrors.
>>342824616
Damn dude
>>342823280
This. I interned at a local tv station. I started using my own camera, my equipment for hobby shit was vastly superior to theirs. Their quality went up by miles and dropped as soon as I was done there.
>>342824616
>>342824649
>seeking approval so hard that he resorts to the most obvious samefag of all time
Clockwork
>>342820685
>It says here you're only previous work experience is making "let's plays" on youtube.
>What is a let's play?
Its industry slang for one man operations to produce short and heavily edited films for the web.
I have experience setting up the hardware and software necessary, keeping backup and version control, editing and adding basic special effects to the footage, as well as simple marketing and such.
I write the scripts, contract music artists, handle fonts and effects, audio levels, video quality, rights and permissions and social media coverage.
Also I am ready to start work next monday.
>>342823887
>implying you have proof that someone spat into your food
You could have just not liked the food or want to make a quick buck by suing someone. Unless you have physical evidence that someone spat into your food, you have absolutely no case.
