>Soldier: 76: Your mother would've been proud of you.
>Pharah: You didn't know my mother very well, then
>Mercy: Pharah. Your mother always hoped you'd follow in her footsteps.
>Pharah: She did? Funny she never mentioned that to me
Pharah confirmed for mommy issues
I want to fuck pharah
>>342819139
>she never approved of my girlfriend :(
cancer
>>342819139
which means that she will do anal and all sorts of kinky stuff like calling you daddy and asking you to cal her "my little girl" as she rides you.
>>342819139
>Pharah confirmed for mommy issues
no, she just didn't had a mother most of the time.
>>342819471
>that cute as fuck ribbon.
you are fucking killing me.
>>342819427
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM MY TIGHT SWEATY ASSHOLE
>>342819471
>that ribbon
2 cute 4 me
>>342819531
That was neither funny or witty. Just because you apply profanity to something doesn't make it comedy.
>>342819471
>ribbon
That's adorable
>>342819471
Is she?
>>342819610
Up yours, fucking cunt
>>342819669
>edgy
>>342819471
Tell me about Pharah.
Why does she wear the ribbon?
>>342819669
You are a disgrace.
>>342819531
>>342819669
summer
>>342819427
>which means she wants a female replacement of her mother to do all sorts of kinky stuff with
And who's the oldest woman in Overwatch?
>>342819914
Tracer due to time loopholes.
>>342819139
Doomfist or Reaper confirmed father. Or maybe it'sReinhardt.
>>342819669
Nigga all you had to do was say 'JUSTICE RAINS FROM A BUTT' but you fucked it up and now everybody knows you main Reaper.
>>342819669
Kill yourself
>>342819669
You sound adorable
>>342819471
>She's gay
>Still wants to be penetrated in the pussy
That's not what being gay is.
>>342820101
>Reinhardt
Wrong color.
When's the next character? Battleborn had their first new character in just 3 weeks.
>>342819471
>>342819914
Sorry kids.
She's taken.
>>342820916
So tacky I almost inverted myself.
>>342820998
Ow I almost hurt myself on that edge
>>342820916
Real game version
>76 throws down the field
>Mercy instantly runs away from it as if it's poisonous to her
>Gets clipped in the foot by a shuriken and dies
>>342820916
why the fuck would a mercy heal soldier over pharah? fuck you faggot i dont ever want you in my game you hear me?
>>342820916
This gave me diabetes
>>342819468
so in other words, mommy issues?
>>342820659
lesbians use strapons you know...
>>342821160
Lol go fuck yourself loser, any mercy that isn't retarded isn't going to fly into the air where everyone can fire at her
>>342821271
Lmao. Fucking hypocrites
>>342821328
why does she have wings?
checkmate faggot
>>342819669
haha you got told dude xD
>>342821394
Yo/u/ better delete this.
>>342819914
Mei?
>>342819427
What's with the weird 90's FMV cutscene vision?
>>342821394
very nice
>>342820659
beign gay means you're attracted by someone the same sex as you not beign disgusted by penetration you fucking retard
>>342821369
Because she needs to glide you idiot
>>342821394
sauce?
>>342819669
here, have another reply while we're at it
>>342821394
She just showes it back in and continues riding, what a harlot
Are Pharah and Symmetra twins or something?
>>342821394
>decent cum animations
that's a first in SFM
>tumblr shit
So this is modern /v/.
>>342821710
jesus christ dude why would you post this in 2016?
>>342819471
>sfm
>the feet are actually good
?!?!?!?!
>>342821783
>that first panel
cute!
>>342821710
Pharah is a qt egyptian
Symmetra is poo in loo
>>342821783
Symmetra isn't an amputee.
>>342821838
Thanks!
>>342821854
>you will NEVER get drunk with mercy
;__________________;
>>342821696
Thanks for all the replies, anon. I work hard on my bait. It's nice to feel appreciated.
>>342821271
And it's fucking weird. If you want a cock, go find a cock. Don't just tell a girl to do the same thing for the sake of pissing off Dad.
>>342821271
Hypocracy at its finest
>>342821271
not all, and not all the time.
>>342819669
>>342821964
>real life drunk women will never bet as funny/cute/hot as drunk animes
>>342822567
Source?
>>342822567
>funny/cute/hot
that's none of those things
>>342822567
but they can be
have you ever actually drank with girls or are you just shitposting
>>342822385
hypocrisy its the most human trait of all.
>>342821854
>eediots
>>342822716
lol
>>342820916
OTP
>>342821394
>that perfect loop
>>342819471
That looks so incredibly boring and slow. Why are SFM animators so autistic?
>>342822798
t. hippocrates
>>342822349
Because a man is not only made of cock, those women are probably attracted to female bodies as a whole, your logic makes no sense actually.
>>342819139
>footsteps
Does anyone else like how loud the heels of Mercy/Symmetra click when you move indoors on some maps?
Also, Pharah is best waifu
>>342819427
>call you daddy
I'll never understand why people get off on that.
>>342823252
that's my fetish
>>342823314
that's because you're still a boy and not yet a man
in time young padawan
>>342823314
T. Homosex
>>342819471
What's with the ribbon, it's so out of character.
>>342822567
there are different phases of drunkenness,
too little they are complete bitches
too many and they are a complete emotional train-wreck bitches
but when their drunkenness its just right, its great.
>>342823429
This
Its terrible 99% of the time
>>342823314
When women go into full daddy issues mode they're pretty repulsive.
>>342823164
It's perfect, whats wrong with you
>>342822652
have a good fap anon
http://exhentai.org/g/680417/4c286c8af8/
>>342821852
Yes she is.
>>342823526
one
nothing wrong with me
>>342823537
Thank you based anon
>>342823314
Its so fucked, like, you are fucking a girl and she is imagining fucker her dad, or a guy with her fathers tenancies, is just so bizarre
>>342820916
>Implying 76 is Morrison
>Implying he's not the 76th clone of him in an attempt to keep the "face" of Overwatch alive
I can't be the only one in this thread that lights d.va, right?
>>342823725
I've been told by women it's a term of endearment, like guys calling girls baby. It has nothing to do with her father apparently.
>>342823725
freud would approve
>>342823815
Likes*
>>342820916
Yeah, taken by REIN
>>342823815
>Glasses
>>342822349
they do it with ladies because they like ladies
don't you like ladies? faggot? tits and ass are great. lesbians are the ones who realize that undeniable truth
>>342823049
It would be better if mercy didn't have her fucking eyes missing and soldier just had his regular scars that would make it pretty cool but because her eyes are missing it just looks like gore fetish.
>>342823871
>hair clipping through her eye
>>342823049
Wow S76 is literally Steve Rogers. Is he a secret Talon agent?
>>342823419
How do you know?
>>342823815
Mei's boobs arent that big she just wears a furry coat thats thick she herself is probabky flat as fuck which is why d.va is best waifu
>tumblrwatch
Just fucking kill yourself already
>>342823838
People pretend like it has nothing to do with fathers so they don't feel like garbage. It's pretty damn strange tbqh.
How the hell does one even start calling their boyfriend/SO "daddy" in the first place?
>>342823838
How would it feel if you ware to start calling your girlfriend mum, shed be like fucks the matter with you
>>342823998
>Implying roasties are attractive
>Lesbians are forever trying to emulate the satisfaction that only cock can bring
Cock confirmed best sexual organ.
Futa/Bara is master race.
>>342824127
That animation is of very poor quality.
>>342824315
But them tits.
>>342824127
>>342824315
>>342824376
That's the problem; they're antigravity tits.
Best couple
>>342824285
It's not even debatable
>>342824427
its THE FUTURE
they obviously have anti-gravity body lotion, thats why most girls in the future dont wear a bra.
>>342823815
>Protoss
What a fucking faggot
>>342824517
I want that to be a gif and after five second of staring at eahcother they bash there fucking faces into eachother.
Im a horrible person.
>>342824315
post yours
>>342824114
>Morrison was actually a Talon agent
>"Omnic Peace" was a way to get Omnics deeper into government
>Reyes found out and tried to nip it in the bud
>Reyes now infiltrating Talon to kill them
>mfw this will never happen
why even live
>>342824285
>>342824517
If it's so good then why can't I find a cock as long and wide as my dragon dildo
MORE PORN
>>342824631
heh... yeah dude were all so fucked up.
*smashes you in the head*
>>342824730
>tattooing your dick
No
>>342824686
Your dragon dildo is simply mimicking the cock we all strive to have.
You don't see people yearning for the supreme vagina however.Because the ideal vagina is an asshole.
>>342824786
>confusing shadows for tattoo's.
>>342824786
Tattoos? They look more like some saggy ass wrinkles
>>342824786
They just look like shit textures to make it look like skin folds.
>>342824786
>not tattooing your dick to make it look like a dragon
>>342824686
Is there any reason you replied to my heavy post with your gay vulgarity
>>342823967
>She spent her teen years shickling herself to a poster of Reinhardt
>>342824786
He's American, his dick is fucked up from when the doctors cut his dick up in the name of Israel
>>342824889
>Hanzo gets TWO dragons, this is bullshit
>I'll show him! I'll show them all!
>>342824127
Are the mods dead or something?>>342824703
No
>>342824231
>>342824237
Well, some guys do call their girlfriends baby, which is far weirder than dad. I suppose words can mean different things to different people.
>>342824686
>actually attempting to fit one of those monster dragon dildoes up the human vagina
Doesn't that hurt like a motherfucker? Normal people's cocks often push the limit in terms of size/length, so I don't see how some 10" x "10" circumference monster is feasible
>>342825002
Mods are asleep post more porn
>>342824952
But anon, Reinhardt is in a loving, monogamous relationship with Bridget
>>342825065
>vagina
>>342825054
Baby as in babe, is completely different from getting called Daddy as in father
>>342825097
>Post more porn
>Doesn't post porn
>>342823314
>>342823725
>>342823838
not to sjw all over the place, but The Infantilization of Women isn't just a theory. Baby, sugar daddy, chick, age preference by gender. it's all over the place. It has its effects.
>>342825206
> its /pol/ wanders in to the thread episode
All these ships, but who do the Mad Max bros get it on with?
>>342824058
Shes not injured. Just crying. Hes all kinds of fucked up.
>>342825181
Nigga i ain't gettin caught by the cops im not going back to 4chan jail ill let these idiots take the fall for my dicks pleasure.
>>342819139
that fucking dumb expression i want to_kissher right in the mouth until she have difficult breathing.
>>342825353
Theres bandages over her eyes though.
>>342825379
Dumb phone poster
>>342824959
>>342825436
Her eyes are closed.
>>342825320
JunkratbulliesMei, and Roadhog hatefucks the omnics with his massive spiral pig prick
>>342825320
they do not need no hoe
>>342825458
You think im going to get out of bed and turn on my pc to lurk 4chan?
Fucking pc casual
>>342825507
>Implying roadhogs penis isnt the size of a pin and hidden under all his fat.
>>342825532
No you're an idiot because you're afraid of getting banned on phone.
If you had the opportunity to become become a Genji/Raiden cyborg, but the robot body had no dick (it's extra, which costs $$$$$$$$$$$$), would you take it?
>>342821271
The ones in porn maybe
Any actual lesbian probably isn't the biggets fan of phallic penetration
>>342824237
latin guys already do that
![What's+the+point+of+living+if+you+don't+have+a+dick[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9NiCC3d.jpg "What's+the+point+of+living+if+you+don't+have+a+dick[1].jpg")
>>342825682
>>342825706
>source: my ass
Liking girls instead of guys doesn't magically rewire her reproductive nerves to make being filled any less pleasurable
>>342820916
That's cute. CUTE!
>>342825679
Bitch what?
Im not afraid of getting banned i havent even been banned before i just made a fucking joke.
I hate people who think there phycics who can read what others are thinking.
Now go lurk some more pc casual.
>>342825682
I don't know if I'd be willing to pay $$$$$$$$$$$$. How could it be so expensive?
>>342825751
Yeah but most popular latin searches are MOM SON
>>342825848
It's an American surgeon
>>342825897
well now I know what to fap to, thanks anon
>>342825754
You can have a robo penis installed that 10 inches long and will get you all the anime waifus you could ever need
>>342823815
ummm starcraft 2 is played with a keyboard and mouse not a controller. Whoever drew this is a fucking retard.
DELETE THIS
>>342821838
Literal semendemon
>>342826094
it says "click click" you monkey
>>342825682
>>342826225
If you play protoss all you need is ONE click, not two. Fucking protoss scum. DROPPED
>>342825682
dude that'd be sick as fuck, I can just make money afterwards
>>342823537
> it's a "there's a hotter side character who doesn't get fucked" episode
I need one with that blonde
>>342821852
Her prosthetic/robotic arm says she is
>>342826415
One of her skins which is also used in the comic has skin and nail polish.
>>342822847
It's supposed to be her slurring her speech because drunk
>>342826445
I think that's supposed to be before she lost her arm
>>342826445
skins aren't canon to the present time
reaper is perfectly normal again in his young genji skin but we know he's actually mostly robot parts
>>342825845
>I was le joking
Dumb phone poster
>>342826598
fug why did i type reaper, meant genji
>>342826036
>But you can't feel a thing
>>342823314
Because it makes me feel like a big guy, motherfucker.
>>342823725
>this is what virgins actually believe
It's like calling a girl baby or babe. Doesn't mean you're imagining her as a literal infant
>>342823314
They're basically just saying you're a big strong man and that you're in control of them
>>342826667
>implying
if they can make a robot body that gives feeling in your fingers, etc. They can make a robot dick with feeling too. Think, anon
>>342826667
Then whats the point? I'd kill myself if I couldnt enjoy fucking things.
>>342819669
STRAYA
T
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>>342826736
Genji doesn't feel anything, neither does Raiden.
Wait why is Soldier 76 so old again?
Everyone else didn't age as much as him judging by their legacy skin
>>342826791
got a source on that bud?
>>342826598
>>342826549
K, believe what you want, doesn't matter to me really.
>>342826734
Fuck outta here autist, stop pretending that you are not a virgin
>>342826814
Because Blizzard creates the characters first, than the lore.
>>342826445
>>342826549
why not let's story time Symmetra's story then
>>342826836
Not that anon bt Raiden does have pain inhibitors with an on/off switch
>>342826814
The only two people with a legacy skin from that era are Reaper and Tracer (and Bastion, but he's a robot). Reaper you can't see how old he looks currently and Tracer is stuck at being 26 because she's locked outside of time due to her accident.
>>342826791
Says who senpai?
>>342826885
So you are saying he can choose to feel if he wants to? Can he feel pleasure? Pleasure inhibitor?
>>342826884
>2 minutes between posts since the anti-storytime change moot made
>>342824676
Reaper pls go
>>342826884
>>342826907
So reaper is actually some old fart under the mask?
>>342826836
Genji talks about how he can no longer taste or touch.
Raiden specifically has only pain inhibitors built into his battle bodies so that he can go edgelord.
>>342822567
Wrong. As long as they're not sloppy alcoholic sluts to begin with its great. Drinking with one of your nice and cute coworkers or friend at a Christmas party or something is great. Especially when they get drunk enough to start telling you how they've secretly been attracted to you. Feels good man
SOMBRA WHEN
>>342826919
Oh it's 60 on /v/ now.
It's 100 on /vg/ and used to be 90 everywhere.
>>342826924
>>342826919
I know anon I know
>>342826990
>>342826960
That literally never happens, stop watching anime, all girls get pissed, usually piss themself, throwup kebabs and start crying and arguing with you for no reason
>>342826938
He'd be roughly the same age as 76, yeah. Although no one really knows what happened to him when he became 'Reaper'. Some voice lines between him and Mercy suggest she tried to save him from death and it went kinda wrong. I doubt he's properly human any more, but who knows?
>>342827047
>>342826952
Why live at that point?
>>342826814
My headcanon that 76 is a botched Morrison clone accounts for this.
Winston barely aged at all.
>>342827113
>>342826938
>>342827054
I want him to have a skeleton face under the mask
>>342827149
He found inner peace with his Zenyatta.
Omnics probably got some freaky usb shit that gives you brain orgasms.
>>342827190
Stop, you are scaring me.
>>342827174
>>342827174
She's autistic?
>>342824285
Then duck some dick faggot.
>>342827242
>>342827270
Fucking DROPPED
>>342827270
>"Welcome to my reality"
What do you think
>>342827297
>>342827242
>laser weapons
>BLAM
>>342827362
last page
>>342827362
>AYYYY
Is it worth it going to the wiki and learning up on the lore?
I like the little dialogue exchanges during the pre-game wait. I haven't watched any of the shorts or whatever they are.
Is it quality writing or just something to pass time while you're waiting or the round to start?
>>342824517
>TF2chan has become Overwatchan
its happening
I'm sad that she's not actually a quad amputee.
>>342827498
TF2 hasn't been talked about much on here in a very long time.
The game died a long time ago, overwatch just has dealed the killing blow by luring away all the ponies with waifus
>>342827050
>if it hasn't happened to me it hasn't happened!
It's happened to me like 6 times. U mad?
>>342826884
>>342826924
>>342826990
>>342827047
>>342827113
>>342827174
>>342827242
>>342827297
>>342827362
>>342827431
I see the robotic/prosthetic arm in every panel and always on her left arm.
>>342827542
LOOK AT HER FUCKING ARM
>>342827634
>implying
As long as people can make money in the mannconomy, tf2 will never die
>>342827724
That doesn't mean the game isn't dead
>>342824157
This is the very first bit of official art we ever saw of Mei. What the fuck are you even saying?
>>342827641
>U mad?
no not really, im not the one lying on anonymous image board tbqh with you senpai
>>342827681
Blizzard desgins her to be like a mecah/gundam type, she even has the hinges.
>She's not an amputee guys
>>342819669
This is comedy gold. About time someone got blown the fuck out for their shitty jokes.
>>342827807
>women never get horny or less modest while they're drunk and hit on guys they've known for a while
t.virgin
>>342827805
>concepts
I like the not reading maymay.
>>342827949
> pretending to no be a virgin on a anonymous image board
this is just getting embarrassing bruv
>>342819139
Poor Pharah
Nothing is worse than having parents who expect nothing but perfection from their childrenI can relate to her holy shit, not only is she my tribes 2 waifu but we share common mommy issues
>>342825532
Fuck off Chris
>>342828041
What's embarrassing is your refusal to believe somebody else on 4Chan isn't a complete beta male like you.
You literally refuse to believe it.
>>342819669
you sound like a twat
>>342828148
It's time to stop memeing faux Chad
>>342827270
It manifests in game as her having OCD in unique situations
>>342825751
latin confirmed for good taste
>>342819139
Man what's with the ages in this game anyway? Wish we got a confirmed timeline of events or something.
Pharah seems a little too old. Mercy is only 37 and at the very least spent 10 years in Overwatch judging by her conversation with Mei. That being said Pharah would have already been going through military training and joined the Egyptian forces by then and they make it seem like her mother had no kind of idea of the woman she became even though she would have had to be alive during most of her adult life considering she's 32 years old.
>>342828397
>implying you can't have mommy issues well up into your 30s 40s or 50s
Nigga
>>342819669
Funniest shit I've seen all night, great stuff.
>>342827431
No one things Vishkar was wrong, right?
>>342828148
lol stay mad butt baby
>>342827681
Can someone draw her exiting the suit where she's actually a midget with a huge head?
>>342827681
Elbows aren't thick
lol are people STILL playing this?
>>342827681
I wish we got an official clal from blizzard whether shes amputated or not so we can stop this degenerate discussion
All I know is that first blizzard said shes normal, and that its just a suit
Then a comic artist said we should wait what the future will bring on a twitter post
For fuck sake
