Enough with the joking around.
you chucklefucks have 5 minutes to buy or preorder a Bethesda game or i will bury you all.
And...
one more witty joke, one more dank may may about MY company or my height and ILL BLOW THIS FUCKING BOARD TO KINGDOM COME
GIVE ME A FUCKIN REASON DREAMBOIS
Todd
Is
A
Manlet
>>342812953_no
>>342812953
You can't kill me, death is DLC and I didn't buy it. Just like I didn't buy Fallout 4
>>342812953
Small hand
Pull the pin Todd
Spare the world of any more of your lies
>>342812953
IT'S 4 AM TODD
I'M NOT BUYING YOUR GAME
A standard military hand grenade has a 5 meter kill radius. You're not gonna do shit Tedd.
No please, look look, see, I bought Doom 3 BFG edition, see? I love it, I love these games, and-and look, I just bought some Skyrim DLC a few months ago- come on Todd we can talk about this
>>342812953
I bought Doom and it sucks, Todd! You swindled me out of my 35 burger dollars with an eight hour game!
>>342813371
How's the game itself, though? Does it still suffer from the dev mode bug?
YOU ALL BETTER TAKE BACK WHAT YOU JUST SAID
>>342813521
But Todd,I love you.
who's laughing now
Nuka world
>>342813758
You sleep rather soundlyfor a nigger
W-We better do as he says, /V/, he looks like he means business
>>342814107
>>342813894
>>342813758
>>342813521
I pirated your games, Todd. What are going to do about it? Nuke the US?
I really like this may may. Probably one of the best at the moment.
>>342812953
No Todd, my soul is already sold.
I bought Fallout: New Vegas today.
Did I do good Todd?
>>342815680
Fallout 4 is an infinitely better game.
>>342812953
Too Late Toddy-Boy, I already spent my money on games I plan on enjoying
>>342815763
My friend let me play his pirated copy of Fallout 4 and I just don't find it to be as much fun as NV.
Jesus fucking christ, /tv/ is bad enough. Why is this spam shit not autobanned yet?
>>342816074
Buy Todd's game and all of this will stop.
Yes sir, Mr. Howard. I will go purchase Fallout 4 right away!
>>342816146
Don't I know you?
You chose this future when you didn't buy my game, /v/.
>>342812953
>yfw Sawyer cucked Todd
toddposting is so dumb but it always makes me laugh
>>342816656
I'M SERIOUS!
>>342813032
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Good luck, Todd. I'm behind seven thousand pirated copies of Fallout 4.
Is this a corporate meme or is it legit?
>>342812953
Do it, manlet.
Free us all.
>>342814107
>/V/
>>342817771
forced meme
Threadly reminder Todd is as tall as Danny the Vito
>>342818031
friendly reminder you're shorter than both of them
I'm glad Todd Posting is back
>>342812953
>1 Grenade
Whatever, Nigga
>>342818031
Trashman? More like Toddman.
>>342818031
haha really? haha wow how embarrassing haha
>>342812953
Todd, I don't even give enough of a shit to pirate your shitty games.
You are less than nothing to me. Your games are about as interesting as the latest EA Sports title.
>>342814107
What is /V/ ?
Sorry Todd. I don't buy anything made by anyone shorter than me.
And I'm 2 meters tall.
>>342818230
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
>>342818239
have fun never buying anything ever then since 90% of everything is made by the chinese
>>342814107
>>342816146
hmmmm......
I missed the time when Todd was rightfully thought of as an evil corporate dick instead of a funny manlet
TODD HERE I HAVE NOT MUCH TIME
IM SORRY THEY ARE MAKING ME DO IT,
I DONT WANNA FORCE MY GAMES DOWN ON YOU
BUT I FEAR FOR MY LIFE, THEY HAVE MY INPRISONED
ONLY WAY YOU CAN SAVE ME IS TO PRE-ORDER THE NEW SKYRIM ENCHANCED
IM SORRY BUT YOU NEED TO HELP ME
>>342818491
He still is, in fact people are starting to realize he's a corporate liar
like.. are we talking 5 minutes. or 5 freiza minutes?
I'm pretty sure todd posting has rested in more people on /v/ buying fo4 than any of the actual marketing
Okay, okay! I bought, uh...
I bought New Vegas Ultimate Edition!
We're cool now, right?
>>342818509
lol inprisoned are you dumb
>>342818646
I'm pretty sure you are stupid
>>342818646
if you think anyone buys games from meme threads you are the foolish one anon
>>342812953
Last game I bought from you was morrowind gold edition when I was 14.
9 years later and still no better bethesda game has been made.
Ok Todd, is this it?
>>342819138
>>342818659
WRONG GAME
IDIOTS
FALLOUT FUCKING 4 IS THE MASTERPIECE
REFUND THAT DRIVEL RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEFUND IT
>>342812953
seriously how tall is he i cant find anything but this and from this i assume 5'4"
almost a midget, i can imagine my little brother towering over todd
You know what's funny?
I bet at least half the people posting this ironic bethesda shill stuff are the same faggots making non-stop overshill threads about how its the greatest and best game ever made and how you should sell blizzard the deed to your house.
What makes activision any different from bethesda?
>>342819235
He's like 160cm.
>>342819365
source? seems about right
>>342819235
LISTEN HERE YOU DORK, IM 6'3 YOURE THE ONLY MANLET HERE!!!!1! NOW BUY THE GOSH DARN GAME BEFORE I GO STRAIGHT UP CHESS CLUB ON YOUR BUTT!
>>342815680
Same here actually, what are the chances?
frick off toddboy
>>342819225
But i've already got 200+ hours in Fallout NV, Todd!
>>342817509
More like Toddler, am I right?
>>342812953
Warneverchanges, my name is Todd-KABOOM.
I’m a 45 year old American Fallautist (Fallout™ fan for you civilians). I draw nuclear explosions and nuka colas on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior © 2015 Bethesda Softworks LLC, a ZeniMax Media company games. (Fallout 3™,Fallout 4™ Winner of more than 50 Game of the Year Awards including top honors at the 2016 BAFTA Games Awards and the 2016 D.I.C.E. Awards , Fallout 4 Season Pass™ Downloadable Content just for 49.99$)
I train with my Pipe pistol every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through nuka cola bottle because it is improved over a thousand times on my workshop, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in Fallout 4™ Winner of more than 50 Game of the Year Awards. I earned my pistol license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day, waiting for that one special moment.
I speak Falloutese fluently, both War and the Neverchanges dialect, and I write fluently latin letters as well. I know everything about Fallout history and their Buying Fallout 4 Season Pass™ Downloadable Content just for 49.99$ code, which I follow 100%, and you should too.
When I get my Fallout visa, I am moving to Megaton to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Raider for Studio Khans or a dlc designer!
I own several vault suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Fallout, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Falloutese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Megaton!
ITT: Highschoolers
>>342819565
And just how much do you have on fallout 4..........
>>342818852
Don't you talk shit about Todd.
He's a great great guy. fantastic, love his games. Top of the line. I offered him a deal to call it "Fallout: Trump" but some mexican canned that idea.
You better watch your shit talking pedro, because once I'm elected your shit skinned ass is going over the border unless you prove you're a real american and buy Fallout: 4 and the fantastic additions to it.
>>342819225
But tod would be happy that you bought NV, since it gives the company money. He would simply be insistive that you buy FO 4 with your next paycheck...
I think you might be a fraud fraud tod...
>>342819235
>shorter than a chinese man
>>342820221
Wow, a mexican didn't let you name your game, Todd? Guess I'm #ObsidianMissilw now.
>>342812953
>ILL BLOW THIS FUCKING BOARD TO KINGDOM COME
kek
>>342820221
DELETE THIS NOW
>>342819882I don't have Fallout 4
>>342812953
Todd
I want to preorder a game
But you have fuck all coming out with a release date apart from skyrim hd
And your giving me that for free?
>>342820221
>read this in his voice
DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES
>>342820574
THIS ENDS NOW
>>342816609
Is there anything based Sawyer, the almighty God of Balance, can't do?
>>342812953
:^)
A what point do you just assume Bethesda hired some intern to make these thread?
>>342821226
its prob some NMA autist who hates bethesda
Did they fuck?
>>342814107
I agree with this gentlemen here.
Now then, would you kindly buy 5 copies of Fallout 4.
>>342820775
What game is this, Anon?
>>342821130
>posting the old version
>>342816523
>3MB
FUCK
>>342821758
NWN2
>>342812953
Please don't do anything stupid Todd!
I got the Far Harbor and Automatron DLCs for Fallout 4 just now on Steam! Please don't hurt me please!
>>342821663
She probably got fucked, Todd probably made her buy Fallout 4.
>>342821894
australia pls go
and stay go
>>342821663
>>342819235
okay so guessing from these two images jade raymond being 5'7" and kojima being 5'8"
lil todd is 5'4" or 5'5"
Funny how tallets feel the need to make fun of short people who are 100x more successful than they'll ever be LOL. Insecure much?
>>342824986
>t. a literal dwarf
>>342825440
Have fun with your African genes my friend!
I'm sure your aptitude for basketball and reaching the top of the shelf in stores is really going to make up for your deficient IQ!
>>342813216
>5 meter
that's a whole 5 todds long though
>>342825852
>>342820272
Didn't they jew obsidian out of the cash from NV?
>>342812953
I did itsex
>>342821883
Smells like barbeque
