Shirtless Old men fighting other shirtless old men on rooftops in Japan
Yakuza
>>342811263
correct
Tomba
Yakuza
An undead tries to kill a demon with a burning guy and gets crushed by a giant gorilla robot.
man kills bad guys, and then gets told he is literally worse than Hitler for killing bad guys
guy is an asshole to his sibling because his sibling needs to be an asshole to save the world
>>342811428
Spec Ops The Line?
>>342811435
Far Cry 4?
You can tell the final boss to join you and he does it.
THE DUST PALACE IS LOST TO US AGAIN
>>342811472
not the game i was thinking of but that could also be correct
>>342811506
Knights of the Old Republic?
>>342811428
Shadow of the collossus
autistic robo ninjas talk endlessly and occasionally fight to butt rock
>>342811506
The absolute madman.
a middle aged man dooms the human race because of his survivor's guilt
>>342811435
Fable 3?
>>342811435
Metal Gear Solid
>>342811435
Devil May Cry Series?
>>342811616
Last of us
>>342811616
TLoU
Boy purges a God together with his wife.
>>342811579
mgr
>>342811575
nope
>>342811574
Not the game I was thinking about, but I guess it counts too.
>>342811435
Fable 3
>>342811172
Shirtless man needs a chill pill
>>342811506
fnv, lonesome road
>>342811679
God of war
Shirtless man takes his wife's son out for hunting after taking a chill pill
Autist fight each other 1v1
people in a world that barely makes any sense screaming loudly at each other and facing the most convoluted bullshit mankind can come up with just to kill someone
You go room to room, your only company is a potato, and although you don't have a job and no one asked you to, you paint literally everything over.
it has crazy guys and it has roadhog concept as a character
Everyone you love, everything you've ever done, it's all gone, this is real life motherfucker.
Oh yeah and your parents are dead lol.
Kid fights his mom then developed an identity crisis
You play as children who control robots but you didn't know you were a child so you save yourself by accident.
>>342811769
>your only company is a potato
Portal 2
>>342811802
Binding of Isaac
You get paid to collect cards in a war zone for U.N.
>>342811802
Binding of Isaac
girl sets up a plan to save her child self being burned to death
>>342811642
>>342811648
No, but the answer should be fairly obvious once you eliminate TLoU from the answer pool
>>342811172
Small men swinging giant weapons at large creatures for 20 minutes multiple times for a single item
Your girlfriend goes through tons of bullshit to save humanity
You go to lighthouses after a giant eye tells you to.
in a world without toilets, you're some anime cop girl trying to work your way through predictable cliches.
Nigger explodes a lot of people while half of the team is useless.
>>342811927
Monster Hunter?
>>342811761
Gears of War?
>>342812013
Yup.
>>342811969
Golden Sun
>>342812024
far worse than that. It has to do with crime
>>342812003
Team Fortress 2
Last boss fight is hot brother on brother shirtless action
>>342812083
Shorts are so comfy
You die.
>>342812083
MGS
>>342811761
Ace Attorney
You get your legs sawed off, but get a hp and speed bonus.
>>342812143
Yep
>>342812134
real life?
>>342812154
damn right.
>>342812134
Dark Souls?
>>342811761
Killer 9?
>>342811969
golden sun
After your priest gets stabbed to death in his own church, you conduct multiple prison breaks so you can finally kill a pig-bat
>>342812059
Got it
>>342811917
Lisa?
Money, guns, and naked people in dreary places.
After achieving god status you literally kill yourself because you're so bored.
Cannibals who are actually programs.
>>342812134
Soul Reaver.
You're a petty criminal who fucks older men who look like your father
You work your ass off to conquer something big for the benefit of your people, but your ruler decides to skip rewarding you and just takes it all for himself.
I WAS BLOCKING!
THIS GAMES FUCKIN STUPID
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>342812273
Dragon's Dogma
>>342812363
Dark souls
>>342812273
Indiana Jones The Fate of Atlantis?
technically true
guy who was banished from space and time steals legendary item
>>342812273
Dragon's Dogma
>>342812363
Chivalry or Warband
>>342812379
Ding ding ding
>>342812395
Close
You resurrect someone with an egg
All the conspiracies are real
You capture monsters to fight the monsters other people own.
>>342812293
Digital devil saga?
cyborg goes on angst quest to protect the weak but really, deep down, he doesnt care, he doesnt care about anything
Play me online for a chance to win 1,000,000 dollars.
Everything happens because friendship
>>342811859
Papers Please
>>342812398
Xenoverse?
You grab a piece of shit and toss it around.
It is also a metaphor about you playing the game.
>>342811998
Oni?
Game technically has a story about some ancient mystery that involves aliens, but you'll be ignoring that to set sail instead.
>>342812489
Yes
>>342811428
Metal Gear Rising
KOTOR 2
>>342812516
Every JRPG
>>342812516
Any Tales of game ever?
A boy goes around the world telling a bunch of cocks to wake up.
>>342812532
Yep.
>>342812480
YokaiPokeDigiWatchmon
the thing your after tries to kill you twice and the cops kill your friends
Your cellmate that fucked your asshole in your sleep turns into a saint for killing every bird
>>342812523
nope
instead of legendary item I should have said Item that allows you to control the whole universe
You decide to read a journal on a train.
You regret the shit out of it.
>>342812525
Duke nukem forever
>>342812558
AC black flag
you go check up on Aliens causing shit but end up becoming a half alien-half human hybrid and shit
>>342812558
That roguelite about ships that has gays in it?
>>342812558
assassins creed 4
Dude doesn't remember why he got where he got, so he kills 42 bosses and becomes king of the land for no reason.
You were having fun hunting furfags and suddenly everything turned into cosmic horror bullshit
You're resurrected in an ancient kingdom thats fallen into ruin after an indeterminate number of years and you need to climb all over gothic architecture and fight armored foes using a combination of melee weapons, bows and magic and consumable items.hint: not dark souls
>>342812521
They are playing cards.
>>342812765
conker
You blow up hell
To light yourself on fire and make sure that people in the future are still able to light themselves on fire, you make a list of things that already lit themselves on fire so you can light them on fire yourself:
-A secret club of otakus
-A literal pile of shit
-An angsty teen who talks shit from his wheelchair
-A midget
-A man with a butthole for his face, but not really
>>342812604
>>342812607
I mean E V E R Y T H I N G
Like every single critical moment is a direct result of friendship
>>342812732
>>342812754
Correct
>>342812474
>>342812491
Dude Sex?
>>342812739
that one really bad movie about the shrimp people but a video game about that movie
you spend all your time helping out a group of gigantic brains you don't know very well, and have to put up with a smug asshole because he's literally the only viable way to go anywhere
>>342812739
Resistance 2
Quake 4
Journalist has a bad day
>>342812781
bloodborne
You build spaceships and turn into a jew banker
>>342812491
mgr
>>342811435
Mario?
>>342812793
No, but it's basically the same game without the fun parts.
>>342812823
not really, but somewhat close
it's a really good movie though, it's called Sector 7 (or 9, can't recall)
Malnourished teenagers saving the world with the power of j-pop, pieces of plastic and junk food
>>342812881
Dead Rising
You're not feeling too well and you keep fucking up your painting.
>>342812807
Dark souls 3
>>342812791
Tomb Raider?
you race 3 bosses and become king of the mountain
Same game
> MC wants to be a knight, but doesn't want to
> shota mage canonically has the biggest dick in the group
> Big Bad looks like Ganondorf
You're chased around by blobs of flesh oozing out of walls and wannabe cenobites while necrophos regales you with boring ass stories.
>>342812807
Dark Souls 3
That wasn't even well concealed, try harder
>>342812845
this apply, but they are not the one I was thinking
>>342812926
The world ends with (you)
>>342812927
Nope
>>342812926
>Malnourished
yup that's twewy
>>342812474
metal gear rising
>>342811775
borderlands 2
PROPOGANDA and shit
>>342812739
Dark Sector?
>>342812905
master of orion 2 when playing as gnolams?
>never forget the gnolocaust good gnolim
You play some bad minigames while being horribly disappointed
A bunch of orphans kill a sorceress
LIGHTS ON!
>>342812926
funk of titans
Make friends, stop hackers, and find out you're your own cousin.
>>342811506
Jade Empire? but i dont think that was the final boss
Pinch and stretch women's breasts until they die so you can save your sisters that have been turned into monsters.
You're accused of murder and get back at the bad people with murder.
>>342813136
Warioworld?
>>342813130
Nope. You literally can turn into a banker
>>342812823
>>342812845
>>342813080
I was thinking of Area 51
maybe a way too niche pick on a trope that has been used a lot
>>342812791
>>342812956
are you guys even trying
itsbotw___________
>>342811506
Fallout 2?
Get fucked all your life and die while murdering your family.
>>342813136
The Order 1886?
>>342813136
Mario Party?
>>342812710
Thousand Year Door
>>342813186
Max Payne?
>>342813238
god of war
>>342812808
Persona?
>>342813140
Final fantasy emo
>>342813136
Spyro 2
>>342813194
No
More disappointment
Like, when you think of disappointment and "what could have been", you get that game.
Dude wakes up naked and an old woman molests him. If you play as a woman, a metrosexual thief obsessed with gambling molests you.
Dude\Grill has to kill 3 edgelords, but in doing so everything is fucked.
>>342812710
The Room 3
>>342813272
nope
You kick your drug habit, have a kid and learn to play the trumpet
>>342813136
Assassin's Creed 3\Revelations
Sir, are you aware you're a cat?
>>342813284
Nah man I mean the entire series is literally friendship
I mean this is a decade plus of games that happen 100% because of friendship
I mean there is no other game on this planet that has more friendship
>>342813361
Spirit Ruse
You get held down and fucked by a chinese hit squad because 4 peruvians failed you in every way possible
>>342813361
Ghost Trick
>>342813361
Chrono Cross
Neither girl is all that worth it. So you go to space.
The villain is THE FUCKING UNIVEEEEERSE
>>342813361
Spectral deceit
You punch a guy to death on a boat.
>>342813269
Nope. That works, but think sneakier.
Snuff and sewers
>>342813361
Phantasmical hoax
Group of teenagers Kurt Cobain themeselves every night to gain superpowers
better than nothing
>>342813475
Metal Gear Solid 4
cmon man not even subtle
>>342813361
Blinx the timesweeper
you're a green faggot who holds triangles over his head and burns down peoples doors
>>342813528
Mighty No.9
Guy becomes evil in the future due to never being able to eat candy in the past
>captcha is candy
>>342813458
Some stupid demonbane childish powerlevel shit?
>>342813450
Spike climbs edgy boxes wearing boxers: C or K edition
>>342813523
Persona 3
You steal shit.
Open your heart....
>>342813290
KOTOR 2?
You're a pretty kewl gai.
You and your girlfriend climb a mountain to rescue your mate who's been locked in a tower by some fat guy with a gun.
You can swoop but not jump.
You're a selfish prick who tries to make everything about himself even though the story revolves around another character. All to find out that you were just a dream.
you're about to drown in a ship that is actually in the middle of a desert.
Tiny asian men fighting hoards of tiny asian men for control of their tiny asian country.
>>342813620
>>342813458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzCoCdIMIcI
I win
Angry Mexican and his skeleton gun shoot everyone in hell.
"Now go! Save the cosmos!"
*kills 7 billion people*
Angel has to travel the earth to collect some sweet fruit
You thought it was treasure but it was zombies.
Movie star thinks it'll be a piece of cake. Has to face undead ninjas, a girl with way too powerful legs, a guy who screams like a turkey, and a stand-in from Big Trouble in Little China.
>>342813651
Payday
You're a weeb who has managed to lose his virginity
>>342813651
Sly cooper
Thief
Every bethesda open world game
Payday
You kill demons while dubstep plays.
>>342813747
Oh my god, that's hysterical.
You spend most of the game committing the most lewd act of holding hands.
Your goal is to find a gun to shoot yourself with so you can go back in time
>>342813718
Skyward Sword.
Your dad kicks you out of the house. Prompting you to go on a search for large mechanized weapons and to kill larger monsters
Your dad fucks everything up, makes you fix it and criticizes you every step of the way
>>342813663
What is the triangle around the fire supposed to be in the second last panel? A hole in the wall?
You accidentally your village and suddenly you're god
>>342811428
Red Dead redemption
>>342813836
DmC Devil may Cry
>>342813816
Borderlands
Prince Of Perisa
Mass Effect
Dead Space
>>342813860
Ico
Its gets foggy so you beat up a loli vampire
You get inside an alien goddess and drive giant stakes into her with your laptop
>>342813870
Enter the Gungeon
>>342813870
That's not even an abstraction of the plot dude
Try harder
A leaf causes flooding, turbulent winds, and a volcanic eruption. Also collects cabbages for health.
You have fully clothed sex with girls you barely know.
>>342813978
dough hoe six
>>342813978
Toho 6
>>342813928
Xenogears?
>>342813990
Correct
>>342813932
No. Borderlands wasn't even zombies, it was aliens.
Three lovecraftian old gods try to kill you but instead a giant living butthole gets them to kill themselves in an intergalactic rock-paper-scissors three-way
Do the same thing for three games.
Wander around, camp out, kill things minding their own business, and through all of it you have no idea what the fuck you're doing there.
>>342813717
FFX
>>342813718
nein nein nein
>>342813770
ZTD
>>342813928
Xenogears?
>>342813978
Thouhou?
>>342814010
Ride 2 Hell
>>342813883
FFX
You try really hard to die permanently.
Because your friend left you like an asshole, one thing leads to another and suddenly you're killing aliens.
Man eats onions, kills everyone. Narrated by John DiMaggio and Greg Proops
>>342814010
Ride to Hell
Apples
>>342814131
Journal
Things turn out pretty bad, but you get a cool dragon and visit Tokyo.
dead ass spainards and whiny nazi skeletons annoy you while you try to kill someone in their sleep
>>342814139
Would've been less obvious and more fun if you didn't put in the second part.
>>342814136
Earthbound
You're a master of unlocking who narrowly avoids becoming a sandwich
You talk like Jack Nicholson and anal probe everyone you see
>>342814238
Nope
