fuck this game in its stupid fuck face
help
>>342807167
>not using glitch to kill dancer
kek
>>342809369
glitch?
>>342809369
>Using a glitch instead of gettin gud
>>342809746
what glitch??????????
>>342809903
B-BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?!?!
>>342807167
>>342809903
I don't know, I don't think there's one but if there is one and you use it you are a faggot.
If you can't straight up beat her just summon some one for fucks sake, that's the reason summoning exists.
>>342810126
shes impossible tho and summonings for scrubs
>>342809369
Patched :^)
>>342810091
Why the fuck does he go into the menu midfight like a fucking retard especially against a boss with so much reach?
>>342810195
>summoning is for scrubs
>Using a glitch is somehow better
>>342810352
using a glitch is better than having some faggot do it for you
>>342810261
Thought the boss died, was moving to the statue to place the bowl.
>>342807167
>getting killed over and over by this boss
>tried different weapons, just can't get it down
>chuck a kukri at her in frustration
>it takes a gorilla dong sized chunk off her health bar
>end up cheesing her to death with about 20 kukris as I sprint around the arena
>>342807167
Easy boss, stop whining.
>>342810181
The gameplay is fine, you're just bad at dodging and predicting the boss' moves (both attacks and position).
>>342810613
a boss with a grab that does half your life in damage isnt fucking easy asshole. it has too much fucking health and can hit you no matter where you are and that stupid fucking grab is instant.
>>342810613
Regardless, a boss should never combo you completely to death. Thank Miyazaki for nopoise.
>>342810768
Can't believe I've been rused, this was a bait thread all along.
>>342810972
how the fuck is this bait?
>>342810548
I cheesed the abhorrent beast in Bloodborne like that with poison knives. Only takes one knife to poison it. Throw, run in a circle around the arena, reapply as needed.
>>342811051
do you mean bloodstarved beast?
I beat this boss as my second one by killing the old lady while had shit stats no summons no glitch.
Git gud casul.
>>342810830
Soul of Cinder busts out a dope ass Soul Calibur juggle combo in phase 2. Luckily I had 40 vitality and could survive it. Must suck for anyone who can't take the whole combo. One hit locks you into it.
>>342811223
whats it like sucking your own dads balls?
>>342811136
Bloodstarved beast is the big one and it has a headless version. I'm talking about abhorrent beast, it's the smaller super fast one that gets some lightning on it halfway through. It's what the cannibal guy in the woods turns into if you attack him.
>>342811015
>"A boss with a grab that does half your life"
If you have enough health for the grab to not only not instakill you but to take only half of it and you still can't kill her you have to be the biggest shitter to ever touch a game.
I refuse to believe a person like you exists much less post on /v/ so I come to the conclusion that you are just trying to trigger someone. You've been mildly successful from the looks of this post.
>>342811384
the lightning beast isnt small its fucking huge. why the fuck can you poison a sceleton?
>>342811384
Correcting myself. Bloodstarved beast is the poisonous one in Old Yharnam. Bloodletting is the big one with a headless version. Abhorrent is medium sized and is basically furious rajang.
>>342811384
>soulsfag threads get plagued by soulsbornefags
Every time.
>>342811483
That's darkbeast Paarl you're talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpn9V6A56iw
>>342811618
i didnt watch the video but that doesnt look familiar
>>342811293
Wow what a great response.
>>342811269
Pumping your points to vitality only ever carries you through your first gamethrough. On NG+ you get 1-shot by everything again, with the exception that you have no strength or dexterity to fight back.
>>342810830
>A boss should never combo you to death
Okay first, says who?
Second, why are you still complaining about poise in HYPER ARMOR, THE GAME
Beyond that, there are bosses that can easily 1h most player characters. Let me blow your fucking mind: think of what you are calling a "combo" as one attack, because that's sort of what it is. Typically if you're not going to be hit by the first attack you're pretty safe from follow-ups unless you fucked up by rolling into a shitty position.
I mean, you've played this game for more than two seconds, so you should be pretty aware that the bosses have decent tracking, and it's pretty obvious if you stay out of her face and try to understand how she attacks that the dancer uses a shitload of fast, wide-sweeping attacks and very telegraphed lunges and longer reach stuff. She spins like fucking mad, it's pretty obvious. Generally speaking the safest bet when you're only working with a cursory understanding of how she fights is it stay at longer range, bait out the telegraphed lunges and run in to punish ONLY the attacks you know have long recoveries before getting back to safety.
this is the worst boss fight in any Souls game that I have played
>that fucking frame rate drop when she starts setting shit on fire
>that absolute terrible camera especially when you dare to lock on
>all that shit littered around to get caught on
>that insane clipping of her attacks even for a From Soft game
no other boss pissed me off so much
>>342811697
>wow what a great taste on dads balls
thats you
I beat the dancer first try.
>>342811863
>frame rate drop when she starts setting shit on fire
Spotted the nigger playing on a toaster, post screenshot.
Don't say you play on a PS4 because I play on a PS4 and there's no frame rate drops in this fight, and I've fought her in coop with 3 other guys all throwing spells and lighting at her.
>>342807167
If you have hit the soft cap on stamina you win against the dancer easily just by having a decent shield.
>>342812113
YOU CANT FUCKING BLOCK HER SHE HITS THROUGH YOUR SHIELD FARTARD!!
>>342812101
I play on ps4 theres some pretty bad framedrops if she sets everything on fire at once.
Not the same guy.
>>342812165
oh and whats a soft cap?
>>342812101
>Fps drops
>Send screenshot
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>stuck on her for like two days on my first playthrough
>beat her first try without even getting hit on my second one and start wondering what the fuck was wrong me
You know, I think your performance suffers from your mood. Just put her off and try on a day when you're relaxed and happy.
>>342812101
fuck off bitch
the game runs very well for all but this fucking boss room, even turning down all the settings and resolution doesn't help which shows that there is some fuck up on Froms part here
You think that's hard? Wait till you beat her with one hand holding the controller
>>342812278
To see how low his settings are you massive faggot, I never contradicted the fact that his toaster had frame rate drops
>>342811885
Did you hear of 4chan off of those top 10 spooky countdown vids or some shit edgelord?
I think /b/ is more your style.
>it's all the game's fault, not me being shit, I- I swear!
>framedrops and shitty hitboxes and bad camera and my dad was tugging on my dick the whole time!
>>342812473
not a spooky one why?
>>342812552
As someone who beat the boss as quickly as you possibly can my second boss i can tell you there are some frame drops when she shets shit on fire but you usually have already dodged the attack by that point.
>>342812165
>SHE HITS THROUGH YOUR SHIELD
No she doesn't. If you get hit by the full spin attack it'll likely break your guard though, but for as long as you don't get hit by the full spin your block should do fine even against the spin.
Soft-cap stamina, decent shield.
>>342812965
she still does damage when i block her tho! no matter what attack she does! and for some reason i cant block her grab. what the fuck is a soft cap!?!
>>342811618
>those shitty hitboxes
Thanks for triggering me , i was this close to giving this game a second chance.
>>342813065
Use dragoncrest shield, by this point you should have it.
Her grab is telegraphed as fuck, through both visuals and audio if you can't dodge it after two tries then you are better off starting the game again and learning how to play.
>>342813265
if i had something that sounds that fucking cool wouldnt i be using it? where do i get it???
>>342813330
at the High Wall of Farron Keep
>first fight with the dancer
>fuck around and get her to set the entire stage on fire because TECHNOLOGY
>after that proceed to kick the shit out her easily
>when she is one swing away from death I let her kill me because its been way to easy and I want more of a challenge
>she rapes me around 15 times in a row before I am able to finally kill her
>fucking hubris
This happened to me with a few bosses. First round I always did well if not 1-shotting the boss outright. After that though I had a tough time beating them
>>342813408
where at the high wall? ive been all over the place.
Dancer was fustrating but THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE killed me at least 50 times. Literally the only DS3 boss that killed me so many times
>>342813492
there is a giant wall in the swamp that has a ladder you can climb, don't bother though blocking her attacks doesn't get you anywhere
>>342813515
Hes only hard because of the fucking long ass filler wyvern fight every time you die to the actual boss.
If i could have just fought the nameless king every time that boss would have beenso much fucking easier or hell just throw the wyvern and him at me at the same time like good ol ornstein and smough.
>>342813652
swamp???
>>342807167
Dancer is CUTE
C-U-T-E
>>342813759
Storm Drake was annoying with that fucking camera but eventually I had that down easily and it was just a grind to kill. The fact that Nameless could kill me in 2 hits was the real problem
>>342811832
Do you even play NG+ and beyond? The scaling in DS3 is laughable compared to other Souls games. At NG+4 with 40 vig embered I beat SoC by spamming R1 and tank his shit then heal because I have so much fucking health compared to what the boss can do.
>>342813515
I had more trouble with Storm King because his fire bullshit requires perfect timing and I forgot dragon heads are sensitive. Nameless King killed me about 2 times before I just approached him like every other humanoid boss in the game.
>>342814127
>>342813759
I had the opposite problem, after 2 playthroughs i killed the storm king without using estus. But with the nameless king i always miss timed one roll and died evey fuckin time
>>342813652
swamp????????????????
>>342814401
a-anon you arnt trying to fight the dancer after you have cleared the high wall and nothing else right?
>>342815382
where else would i go?
>>342814009
I concur. The Dancer's probably the best girl in the series. Followed by Yuria and then Anri.
>>342815559
She is a lategame boss! you are meant to go through the undead settlement and most of the game before you fight her. No wonder you are getting fucking REKT. Dont kill NPCs you tard
>>342815938
i dont normally but i couldnt fucking figure out anywhere else to go so i just fucking killed the bitch blocking the ladder because where the fuck else was i gonna go? wheres the undead settlement?
>>342816027
god fucking dammit anon SHE FUCKING TELLS YOU WHERE TO GO
Instead of going to the dancer go the opposite way from her fog door down the steps, there is a different boss called Vort who is actually your level. After that go past the door that had vines growing on it and hit the prompt at the edge of the cliff. Make sure to take in the landscape below because you go to all the places you can see.
>>342816361
i killed the pig guy fuckin weeks ago and all there was was a drop off cliff i couldnt do anything with.
>>342816424
A prompt pops up saying raise lothric banner then you get taken to the next area
>>342816503
it didnt do anything when i clicked it tho. it said the banner wasnt in my inventory.
>Chugging Estus immobilizes you, and the heal isn't instantaneous meaning trying to chug while someone is sticking close to you will result in death
>Can only perform four rolls before running out of stamina
>Can only perform 5 attacks of a rapier or straight sword before running out of stamina
>Stamina regeneration is tied to weight, so a character at 10% burden will recover their bar faster than a character at 70% burden, giving an advantage and a reason to make a low burden character
>Poise exists and armor provides relevant, but not overpowering damage reduction, giving an advantage and a reason to make a high burden character
>Phantoms and Dark Spirits cannot chug estus, spirits can only heal via spell useage which is slow. This makes fighting outnumbered even without mob assistance possible since any damage you do sticks.
>Parrying has longer recovery frames and consumes more stamina, making parry fishing riskier and makes parrying require higher skill
>Power stance allowing for unique combinations of dual wielding and unlocking an alternative moveset for weapons
>Being able to use the full moveset of a weapon in your off-hand including running, rolling, backstepping, etc. attacks rather than just being able to do a basic R1 swing and blocking with the weapon as it is in Ds3 (lmao who would ever want to weapon block)
>Non-linear first half of the game allows you to rush straight to the areas of the game that contain the items for your build
>Fun PvP covenants that were unique
>Bell Tower covenant providing two unique optional areas to PvP for Titanite Chunks, Slabs, and Twinkling, making farming for upgrades fun
>Rat covenant providing two unique optional areas for pvp that heavily involve the environment for pharros lockstone farming
>Blue Sentinel covenant had cracked blue orbs for arbiter invading and punishing sinners
>>342816579
It should have dropped when you killed emmaold bitch in front of the ladder in the dancer bossroomgo back there next time you play holy shit
>>342816579
The chick in the chair gives it to you you dip
Holy shit how can one person fuck up so hard
>>342816787
A list things Dark Souls 2 did that were far better than Dark Souls 3
>>342816791
>>342816825
how was i suppose to know i have to kill the old woman BEFORE i kill pig guy?
>>342816894
You don't kill the old woman you tard, you talk to her
>>342816787
>mfw DS2 was the best in the series
>>342816894
YOU ARNT SUPPOSED TO KILL HER
you are meant to talk to her you retard, she tells you where to go, what to do, and gives you access to the blueberry covenant
Please make mr. ruseman stop. I'm starting to think he's serious.
>>342816937
i didnt think she gave me anything when i talked to her but i might have forgot to talk to her before i killed her like i said its been weeks.
She's only hard if you're doing her at the start.
I killed her on the first try when I got teleported there after getting all the lords.
>>342817041
>but i might have forgot to talk to her before i killed her
You are the reason video games are now made for idiots.
>>342817161
hey fuck you
>>342816787
>>342817220
Hes right though
>>342817323
holy shit i forgot just how awful ds2 looks
imagine if they never shit this out and ds3 was the second dark souls game
>>342810031
This made me laugh, goddammit anon
Post dancer booty
>>342810181
This is what bothers me about the dancer fight. One fuck up can get you combo'd to death, especially when it's low health and it starts the combos with stamina draining attacks.
>>342817475
Those crit animations are way better than the one single crit animation Dark Souls 3 seems to use for ever single fucking weapon in the game.
DS3 is shit, face it.
>>342810091
What a retard.
>>342817557
Crits and DS3 feels way more satisfying, in DS2 it just feels like you give them a slight tap on the back.
>the DS2 was good meme is still a thing
wow
>>342817557
Anon that is just not true DS2 may have had some better mechanics but overall it was just awful in almost all areas. Combat was basically just watching the other guys healthbar deplete nothing had weight or impact
>>342817676
It's the curse of the pixel health
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1SeFZJHXk
>>342810091
>>342817832
Don't get so cocky.
>>342817678
No they don't. There's like 2 total crit animations in Ds3 and they get old fast. Not to mention that DS3 re-uses the crit animations from DS1, in addition to the rolling animations, the spear animations, the raper animations, the straightsword animations, the greatsword animations, etc. etc. etc.
They couldn't even come up with new animations, they had to re-use the shitty as fuck DS1 animations for everything and completely throw away all the smooth motion captured animations of DS2. And they get away with it because of all you nostalgia fags who think a rehashed DS1 for 60 USD is a good game.
>>342816787
Kill yourself das2 babby
>>342810181
>too stupid to dodge
>it's somehow the games fault
>>342817785
>I never played the game, the post.
if you think Dancer is hard, have fun with Champ Gundyr or Nameless King
>>342818004
He pretty clearly started to dodge, just didn't get there in time.
real men do all the bosses without shields/ripostes
Champion Gundyr is a really fun fight
>>342818004
Bosses in DS3 always change their animation speeds out of fucking nowhere.
Doesn't matter anyway, the game's still trash.
>>342818141
No wait. He started to swing.
Fuck him and fuck me
Why doesn't Dancer get more fanart?
I would have figureditwould be on par with Gwynevere or Ornifex.
>>342817941
Just because your shit is new doesn't mean it's good. Crits in DS3 have way better sounds and more impacts, as with almost everything else. Stop trying to be such a contrarian. I appreciate that DS2 tries to be somewhat innovative but it just did it in a half-assed way and fell flat on its face.
>>342818141
Started yeah.
Yet he did literally nothing at about 0:07 to 0:10
>>342810181
The greatshield meta exists for a reason.
>>342813759
Not true at all.
The first half of the fight becomes so easy it's irrelevant. I drink one estus at most during that phase.
Nameless king alone will wreck your shit.
Ancient Chinese Wisdom: Stamina is a regenerating health bar, if you know how to press circle.
>>342810181
farron set is useless vs anything that isnt strike or standard.
you brought this on yourself
>>342819856
>he wears armor for the stats
>>342818240
>reusing animation from a 5 year old game is somehow not half-assed
So is the Dark Souls 3 season pass/deluxe bundle shit only going to save me 5 bucks just like last time with Dark Souls 2?
>>342817832
I never played Bloodborne but I had a dream last night that I did and it was great should I pick it up?
Is this the Dark Souls thread
How do I get to Alonne quickly? Also do I need to beat the two fuckers and Nashandra to fight Aldia?
I just want to play DaS3 why won't this fucking game end
NEVERMIND THIS SHIT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL LUDWIG FUCKING HELL FUCK THIS RAPE HORSE BUT I DON'T WANT TO SUMMON I WANT REVENGE FUCK FUCK
>>342821359
Have you tried dodging his attacks?
>>342821213
Skip it, it's not even a proper souls game.
>>342821359
Hold shift for focused movement
>>342813759
>Hes only hard because of the fucking long ass filler wyvern fight every time you die to the actual boss.
That thing can get killed in 30 secs without taking dmg
>>342813265
at the freaking wolf bonfire. take the elevator and find your way. there is a boss there too.
>>342809369
>>342809595
It got patched nigga
>>342807167
I'm not gud yet but I can killer her pretty consistently at SL30 with nothing but raw ASS+3 and stone parma. Don't try to dodge everything if you're not super gud, being able to block even one hit makes all the difference.
>>342817550
>people try to fight endgame boss early
>WAAHH SHE'S TOO HARD SHE HIT ME TWICE AND I DIED
First playthrough I fought her after the other four lords of cinder.
You are literally invincible with any 100% block greatshield. Hell, I could even survive her impalement attack and still have a third life left. If you can block the first or even second hit of one of her wombo combos you still have enough stamina to get out of the way.
>>342810768
I actually don't understand this sentiment, her grab is easier to dodge than a mimic grab. I usually even roll in the same direction her hand is going and still don't get grabbed.
>>342812165
>not using a high stability shield
Do you even try anon? Dancer is ultra-ez mode with a greatshield.
I love the Dancer's moveset, it's graceful and entirely balanced. I bashed my head against her at lvl30 until I got her down then came back later to coop with her gear.
>>342821164
yes
>>342807167
>"I cant read delays" -OP
>>342816787
I dont give a shit about Rat boys, But GIVE ME BACK MY BELL BOYS, Bell invasions was the tightest shit ever.
>All of the Silver Knights in DS3 has reused Demon's Souls red knight animations
>Thinking nobody would notice all the reused Demons Souls shit
FromSoft are lazy hacks
dat ass tho
Can anybody recommend me a good roleplay build? Preferably with where to pick up the stuff?
I finally got out of hospital and want to play this but I only have fun when I'm sorta striving towards a certain funny build, I've managed to avoid spoilers so far but if you need to vaguely (or outright) spoil some stuff feel free.
>>342812360
I thought they'd never make a boss who did this to you after Quelaag, but I was wrong.
>>342810181
WOW
MAYBE WHEN SHE DOES THE HUGE FUCKING MEGA HIT SPIN COMBO YOU SHOULD
FUCKING
NOT DODGE INTO HER
AND WALK THE OTHER DIRECTION INSTEAD
YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
>>342819923
Well, I certainly would wear the stupid farron set for looks.
>>342826703
Miner build, pickaxe at dungeon, worker clothes from settlement. Prism stones and pyro flame with boulder heave (from Stray demon).
>>342826487
What makes you think they are hiding anything? How many times have you seen those black knights now?
>>342827781
Is the pickaxe decent?
that one move rapes dancer, um, homing soul mass. just do that over and over and soul arrow in between.
>>342810437
The glitch is having someone do it for you though...
>>342827818
Not amazing, but usable and unexpected.
Or you can try cosplaying.
![Dark Souls 3 - Academy Assassin (Sorcery Class) Gameplay (1).mp4_snapshot_37.34_[2016.03.24_10.16.26].png](https://i.imgur.com/Wgxqasn.jpg "Dark Souls 3 - Academy Assassin (Sorcery Class) Gameplay (1).mp4_snapshot_37.34_[2016.03.24_10.16.26].png")
I just really want to fuck Dancer.
>>342807167
That boss fight was beautiful, she's called the dancer for a reason
>>342829032
Gee, why?
I found Sulyvahn the hardest boss in the game by far
>>342829284
You gotta dance to win
