>Hehe, there's something on your dress.
No meming, what the fuck did he mean by this? I don't get this line at all.
he's at ass height
make your own conclusions
>>342801786
>>342801786
Symmetra'sFUTANARI BULGE
She's an OCD perfectionist, so she would check her dress if there was something on it
Torbjorn is just an epic prankster
>>342801786
Torb is a sperg and didn't know what to say
>>342802020
Probably this.
It's suggested she has autism
symettra is all about order and torb is just about having a gr8 time and making turrets and shit he's just trying to fuck with her
>>342801786
She is OCD and seems obssessed with order and cleanliness (ironic given her country's opinion regarding defecating in the toilet)
He is trying to trigger her.
Toblerone is up on the new dank internet memes.
So why is the techno-gadget tech girl from india? That doesn't make any fucking sense
>Mercy, I desperately want to eat your hot aryan pussy.
What did she mean exactly when she said this?
>>342802159
That's impossible.
She's not a fat pimply uggo.
>>342802474
you just answered your own question anon
>>342802474
But all the tech support people I call are in India
>>342802474
>Indian Tech Support
>King's Row:
>If you ask me, the Brits have their heads on straight! Omnic rights? Pah!
>
Nepal:
>It's like a culmination of a thousand of my worst nightmares! Are you kidding me?!
>Numbani:
>No No No! N-O NO!
Why is Torbjörn such a racist?
>>342802474
indians and asians are infinitely smarter than white people
thats why
>>342803097
Omnics are not people anon, we've been over this.
>>342803127
Sure thing Pajeet
>>342802231
This is the correct answer. The midget is just fucking with her because he's covered in motor oil and smegma and is upset when other people aren't.
>>342803097
Blenders and fridges are not a fucking race, Build 'em up, break 'em down
>>342803097
he actually understands the threat they pose firsthand
>>342803097
>He didn't read the Torbjörn comic
>>342803097
torbjorn was one of the people who helped invent omnics, he know's they're just machines because he built them himself.
What? You're all wrong.
It's cause he was staring at her ass and she caught him and he used a lame excuse.
That's why he laughs and kinda sounds guilty.
>>342803127
Pajeet, please go
![wallhaven-371176[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0v9e4N6.jpg "wallhaven-371176[1].jpg")
>>342804390
Of all the female cast, Symmetra is the last ass I'm looking at as Torb.
>>342802487
Yes she is.
>>342805127
Symmetra has the best ass in the game m8
>>342806651
is that sephiroth
>Symmetra
>Pretty girl that runs around with a zappy gun that basically is poo outside of close range and shoots out big "balls".
>Isn't a futa.
>>342806849
It's Cloud, you tard.
>>342803097
>Why is Torbjörn such a racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-s7olHT50
>>342805127
Tracer has no ass dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-s7olHT50
What did he mean by this?
>>342803097
Are omnics a metaphor for muslims?
>>342801786
She didn't wipe properly after pooing in the streets
>>342802020
I didn't think about it but that's pretty funny
>>342802482
>tfw dick is like 5 shades darker than surrounding skin
ITS NOT FAIR
>>342802474
why doesn't india get a poo-based hero
>>342802474
She's windows tech support m8.
So why does almost everyone in this game have like a robot arm or something?
>>342807028
It's fucking Hanzo you fuknug
>>342802474
The game takes place after 2020.
>>342806651
Lewd.
>>342803097
>humanity builds Omnics
>Omnics declare genocidal extinction war on humanity
>the entire world rallies against the Omnics
>Omnics get fucked up
>Omnics are pardoned and allowed to live and work in human society as free individuals
>Omnics declare genocidal extinction war on humanity
Being racist implies you're prejudiced. If you're prejudiced it means you hold an opinion or a belief that was formed without either thought, knowledge, reason, or personal experience. Torbjörn has thought about this a lot, he's more knowledgeable on the subject than most other people to ever exist on the planet, he's got reasoned arguments for his beliefs, and he has more experience with Omnics than almost anyone alive in the planet.
Torbjörn is not a racist. Omnics just fucking suck. You can't even say #NotAllOmnics since literally all Omnics were at one point trying to kill every single human on the planet. Dismantling them is just common sense.
>>342808879
Symmetra is a poo-based hero.
>>342809243
>fisting
I can't get behind that festist at all man, freaks me out.
>>342809638
I always thought her teleporter looked a little strange...
>>342802482
>You will never be Mercy
>You will never be in a loving lesbian relationship with Pharah
>>342809696
you mean you don't want a small asian woman shoulder deep inside your asshole punching your organs?
>>342809861
>you will never be an undead, crazed, blonde bimbo, mad scientist toying with the border between life and death
whylive?
>>342808176
>>342807236
>Being black is A-O-Wrong
Wasn't ready for that
Torb is a sly booty man
>>342809460
Omnics were fucked up by a god program virus, presumably made by some terrorist to fuck over other people because they are retarded.
>>342801786
>Oh! How... Medieval.
>Nobody asked your opinion!
The bantz between Torb and Sym is top tier
>>342810058
And to top it all off, shegets to go home to a delicious brown girl.
Torb is basically future /pol/
how do you counter 4+ Torbs on a team
also, don't assume your team will cooperate. How do you counter them on your own...
>>342809861
Mercy Pharah shipping is pure cancer.
Mercy 76 on the other hand, that's the good stuff.
How does such a game have so many perfect waifu's?
>>342810518
Go Gorilla Grodd
Jump to one Torb, pop shield. Kill him and his turret because your lightning chains, jump out. Wait for heal/shield, jump back in
EZ PZ
>>342809861
>You will never be Mercy
>You will never be hate-fucked by Reaper for turning him into a monster
>>342810320
Literally just Korra in a suit of armor.No problem with that, Korra's got a rocket body.
>>342810534
>tfw you like both
>>342810518
get a reinhardt and then have the rest of your team shoot them
or get a gorilla and then shoot them
or go sniper and shoot them from a far
this is assuming you're playing on PC like a good lad, if you're not you may as well kill yourself
>>342810648
but they pop down another turret instantly. Only a matter of time before they are all back up while finishing up the others....
>>342801786
Symmetra has obsessive compulsive disorder and he was giving her the bantz
>tfw i got a legendary commendation an hour for getting a POTG chasing a widow smacking her with my hammer while my turret was killing half their team
>>342810518
Junkrat, Pharah, Hanzo and Rienhardt.
Bait their Molten Cores, retreat so it's wasted.
>>342810680
>you will never be Reaper
>you will never be hate-fucked be Winston for ruining Overwatch
>>342810778
you missed the bit where you kill the Torb
>>342810518
play mostly tanks and support
zarya hard counters torb
just shield, yourself or your teammate
easy 100% damage charge
You have the highest DPS in the game at full charge
Still can't get in? Too many torbs?
you can use reinhardt to soak up turret damage
he can take like, 6 turrets at once with his shield and still last like 6+ seconds
While the turrets are distracted, destroy them as a pharah or zarya with mercy power boosts
>>342810718
>sniper and shoot them from a far
assuming they are all visible and far away. Last stage on Hanamura is a bitch esp with 5 turrets..
>>342810868
>>342811031
I don't remember this ever happening.
It just dawned on me how many of Torb's quotes can be interpreted as innuendo
>I'm giving it all I've got!
>>342806602
SKIT
I
TOALETTEN
thanks for the Torb advice /v/, I can sleep easier and git gud faster. Goodnight.
>>342811178
pretty sure it's from the episode where marge starts hanging out with ruth and they get into trouble with the law
homer is hanging out in chief wiggum's car when a call describing marge comes over the radio, and that's his first impression of the details
>Torbjorn's official nickname is Torby
That irritates me for some reason. Torb or just plain Toby sounds better than Torby. And aren't there any actual diminutive nicknames for the name Torbjorn? Blizzard making up their own own seems kinda odd and pointless in that case. Or is Torby really a diminutive form of Torbjorn?
>>342810812
>Be Reinhardt
>Get PotG
>Its just me killing Widowmaker with a firestrike and then saving Mercy from a Mei by slamming her in the fucking wall
>>342810534
>This faggot in every thread who likes cock
>>342811178
>>342811453
https://youtu.be/4rvhtnNBBdc?t=184
>>342810648
EeeZed PeeZed?
>>342811471
Absolutely not.
The only nickname for Torbjörn that I know of would be Tobbe.
>that feel when my favorite heroes are Symmetra, Torbjorn and Bastion
>all 3 of them are awful on attack
>>342811571
>Wanting straight relationships in vidya means you like cock
Thanks tumblr
>>342811714
Abuse the fact that nobody wants to be the one to deal with your infinite range turrets and Torb is alright on attack.
>>342811585
>>342811453
Thank you friends, it's been a long time since I saw quality simpsons
>>342811471
Tobbe or Bjarne are the common diminutive forms of Torbjörn. Torby is something made up by Blizzard and it didn't even stick with the players.
>>342802020
/thread
>>342811913
Kill yourself.
>>342809942
>>342809696
>you will never have a small asian woman shoulder deep inside your asshole punching your organs
Why even live?
>>342811771
Go back to your worst shipping you flaming homo
>>342811771
>muh straight shit
>wanting to see Marcy banged by a pig disgusting old man with a wrinkly penis
>I-Implying I-I can't just pretend 76 is a self-insert!
If you truly support such disgusting taste you honestly are either ancient (40+) on 4chan and likely a failure at life, or a LITERAL closet faggot, all of which need to be killed.
>Niggers.
>>342810518
Don't play on console
>>342812170
>Marcy
>>342811973
to hopefully find that small asian woman, hell once you have enough money small asian women in third world countries will do damn near anything for cash.
>>342812170
not him but I enjoy Mercy x 76 more if only due to the fact they served together in Overwatch
Then again, I also think Genji and Mercy make a cute couple too
>>342812281
didnt they all serve together in overwatch?
also I'm pretty sure genji is a torso with his head.
>>342812268
>i can exchange currency for a disease ridden small asian woman shoulder deep inside my asshole punching my organs
I can live again
>>342809243
Gr8 file name m8
>>342812170
>Dad 76
>disgusting old man
>>342812281
poo-in-the-loo-aside, Symmetra is a great character, I've seen her work her magic in KotH, Attack and of course, defense.
It annoys me to no end how people don't see how valuable she is and how she's an actual support.
>>342812439
>literal tumblr .jpg
reported
>>342805127
Why is dva so tall?
>>342810534
>> ships Mercy/ 76
there is about a 20 year age difference there.....
>>342812397
Pharah wasn't, her mother was
>>342812483
I have literally never seen a symmetra do anything useful, and I've been playing the game for approximately 3 days
>>342812543
looks like whoever did the render didn't scale her properly.
>>342812543
Plastic surgery.
>>342812543
kpop idols are tall
>>342808449
And gays and trannies and blacks and retards and jews and fat fucks and
>>342812580
ah good point there.
>>342812637
>plastic surgery can make you tallerI'm 5'9, does that mean I still have hope?
>>342812630
Damn, thanks for your experienced opinion.
>>342812630
>teleporter
>not useful
>>342812170
>You're gay!
>Watch me talk in detail about penis to prove how gay you are!
>I only like lesbian sex! No dicks! That's how straight I am
>Kill all gays! Not overcompensating!
This is how you sound. Now I know you're both an actual homosexual on top of having shit taste in ships. I hope you can work out this weird self hatred, you sad little homo
>>342812736
5'9" is fine, theres plenty of women at 5', don't buy into the propaganda the turbosluts and lanky motherfuckers put out.
>>342812736
Not worth it as they have to break your legs as it heals it makes you taller.
>>342812843
>>342812170
when are you two just going to fuck?
>>342802474
Literally the TECH SUPPORT class
lil dorf boi
>>342810812
>>342812843
>implying I'm the faggot
Literally no idea what the actual fuck you are saying. I'll just assume your a retard with no reading comperhesion.
>>342812946
kill yourself
Guys, I befriended a sweetdudeon overwatch, how do I win them over?
Who do I play?
Do I just healslut him through the whole match?
>>342813247
Play like a competent player that knows their hero, regardless of which hero you choose.
>>342812686
cause they're wearing high heels
>>342812561
No their isn't, Mercy and 76 are the same age, it's just Mercy's using nano bots or some shit to keep herself young.
>>342813247
Muster up as much autism as you can and get potg every game
If another player gets a quadra kill or something guranteed to get potg get really pissy at them for stealing your thunder
>>342813212
you're so tsundere anon-chan (●∀))ヾ*。
>>342802474
Most of the secret aerospace tech is done by a Indian company, hard to believe yes. They make one of the best helicopters in existence
>>342813247
F A T
A
T
>>342813390
there is absolutely no way Soldier 76 is 37
>>342806750
gawd damn
>>342813390
They can't be though
Mercy is still a loli when the Omnic Crisis begins, and by then 76 has been in the military for several years and would be in his mid 20s
Game occurs ~30 years after overwatch is formed so that puts 76 in his mid 50s
>>342813247
thats how bahjeera got with that girl or whatever that was
>>342812843
>you're gay!
>no you're the gay!
typical buttmad faggot response lmao
>>342813247
SUCK
HIS
DICK
>>342814287
>mfw his grunting when he gets killed gives me a tingling sensation
how do I flirt without being too obvious?
he sends me smiley faces, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>>342814548
He wants to fuck
POOINTHELOO
>>342801786
>>342810701
Aofjwbfowbfoajshd
>>342802783
>>342803021
>>342812994
Is that an American thing?
>>342813657
fuck of pajeet
>>342808752
I know that horrible feel
>>342805127
the real crime her is that we don't get to see that sweet mercy booty in game
>>342814548
If you're a girl he wants to fuck you. It's that simple. If you're a dude you're adorable but you're on your own
>>342801989
This was the conclusion I drew too. Symmetra is an autisictc futaniari
>>342811327
>>342815641
Maybe most companies have they customer service and tech assistance in India.
>>342816263
>autisictc futaniari
now this my friends, is true autism
>>342815641
If you call any support line for a tech company like Microsoft in America, there's a 99% chance you'll be talking to someone in India.
>>342814548
Ditch subtlety
People today can't detect flirting as easily, i'm the same.
You have to be direct
It may be easier to come onto him slowly with physical gestures
try talking about sex, what you enjoy and ask him about what he likes
touching, however innocent is important to establish trust
even shaking hands is a good start
>>342802474
LE INDIAN MASTER TECHNICIAN
even though they all just read a checklist of common problems
>>342801786
Symmetra has some kind of autism regarding things being clean, balanced etc etc.
Torbjorn is trying to fuck with her by basically suggesting that there is something wrong with what she's wearing.
LETS POO BOYS
>>342812736
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=surgery+that+makes+you+taller
even has a price on there
>>342811310
Bajsa-på-dasset
>>342810067
>didn't get it
>>342813349
And cherry picked.
>>342812860
Sorry, couldn't help it.
>>342813657
>hard to believe
Lol.
>>342818405
>99% of them are turbosluts
yep
>>342813657
Indians also barely got a working tank, and that was with preexisting parts.
>>342803097
>live on a world where resources are more and more scarce
>want rights to sustain an entire new race of resource-guzzling machines
It's not racism, it's self-preservation.
>>342816992
DESIGNERAD
>>342803127
>indians and asians
>indians AND asians
>>342818594
I would say "pretentious cunts", but yours isn't bad either.
>>342818405
There has to be some context not shown here. Like a mass murderer midget or Short People Insult -competition. R-Right?
>>342819165
No
There are plenty of women that think this way
A lot of them are fat too
>>342818841
BAJSGATA
>>342818841
>>342819434
-ÄNNU EN MEME-
>>342818405
But what do they think about literal midgets? Do they all hate Peter Dinkledge?
>>342819086
don't downplay your name, it is good too, friend.
>>342818405
Short bimbo sluts are fucking gross too.
Short qts are a Godsend.
>>342819861
He's wealthy. Money > appearance.
>>342815641
>he isn't american
>>342820423
No sorry, I have a soul.
>>342820882
>he has a soul
>>342808752
and why is this bad?
>>342820976
>Tfw you will never be a soulless abomination of excess fat and hamburger paddies.
Feels bad.
>>342806943
>Symmetra has a fat, smelly currywurst
Hot
>>342810648
I love it when there's a Winston on the enemy team when I'm torb. It's extremely easy to hit them with m2 because he's huge, his damage tickles because you can just keep throwing armor at yourself, or he simply tries to kill your turret first, leaving you alone to shoot him.
Basically every other tank is more threatening than Winston. He shares the least threatening spot with Roadhog. Zarya easily gets full charge and then m2s your turret down, D. Va can just fly next to your turret and destroy it more than twice as fast as monkey, and Rein allows others to easily shoot your turret from behind his shield.
>>342801786
There isn't much dress
Also >>342801940
>>342822047
>Roadhog isn't threatening
If he hooks you it's a oneshot, his burst is fucking insane and he has a method of closing the distance. He also has incredible sustain in his self-heal, literally his only weakness is that since he can't block damage he feeds ultimates to anyone who shoots him.
>>342802474
>tech support
Blizzard has a sense of humour
>>342822121
>hook a torb
What are you doing?
>>342819881
I believe it's a matter of proportions. But that's my opinion.
>>342819507
>>342819434
ETT JÄVLA VAGNSHJUL
>>342809460
Except it was the god programs that declared war on them.
Torbjon is racist if he's faced with new evidence that suggests omnics can live with humans and still yells "No no no!" Numbani and Nepal are paradises
>>342822235
KILLing?
>>342810534
What are you, gay?
>>342822047
rein can two shot torb level 2 turrets with a charge followed a hammer. probably the fastest in my opinion
>>342813247
Play Pharah and steal all his kills from the air
He'll know you are a good player and have patrician taste in girls
>>342807236
Is there a version without the twelve year olds laughing in the background?
>>342809861
>>342802482
Kill yourself t/u/mblr.
>>342808752
What's the deal with that?
>>342823079
>Yaoi is welcome
You can go and kill yourself too. Only videogames and dickgirls are welcome on /v/
>>342808641
underrated post
>>342822121
>Playing Torb
>Hog hooks me
>MOLTEN COOOOOOOORE
>He tries running out of turret range
>Hunt him down and fill his porky ass with molten rivets
>>342823396
>ignoring the love for twinks here
>>342823536
>Underfag
>Also literal fag
Disgusting. Sudoku immediately
>enemy team had 6 monkeys (5 winstons + 1 lucio)
>got 42 eliminations that game
Feels good mang.
>>342823739
don't resist
>>342823523
More like
>hog hooks me
>I'm dead before I can even hit Q
>he shoots my level 2 turret with his alt-fire
>rage in chat about how fucking broken roadhog is I fucking hate him so much ahhhhhh
>>342809696
I actually enjoy it
I love fucking a girl and then fisting her and then fucking her again right after.
>>342808879
this desu senpai
>>342824005
Hey, not my fault he was slow pulling the trigger. We won that point too, Gebraltar. They never managed to push past my turret.
>>342824027
Hows fantasy land there virgina?
>>342823982
>That manface
Being skinny does not automatically grant trap status
>>342821947
Does her dick and balls taste like curry?
DESIGNATED
>>342802020
>She's an OCD perfectionist, so she would check her dress if there was something on it
So does she always make sure to use a proper designated shitting street?
>>342822886
yes but cant find it
