What is VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action like?
>>342800170
It's a vn. If you want bartending game play, you're in the wrong game. There is no penalty for taking awhile, or screwing up a drink (you can remake it before you serve it)
>>342800170
Memes
Are all the bachelors girls because im not interested in girls honestly. Can you date the boy on the right
>>342800276
There's a penalty in your pay.
>>342800504
If you served a fucked up drink. Which you never have to. And the game tells you exactly what people want to drink as you go to make it.
>>342800395
No Jill is a dyke because it's a tumblr game
>>342800823
most of the time they do
but there are quite a few instances where you can give them something else that they like better
threadly reminder that dorothy is best girl.
>>342800395
There are gay options in this game.
If this is such a meme game how come it has no tvtropes page?
>>342801194
too obscure
![61JHRQA358L._SX342_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vt8f2oB.jpg "61JHRQA358L._SX342_[1].jpg")
Is this game actually any good or is it going to be meme culture trash like portal 1 and undertale all over again?
Also, this isn't a new concept.
>>342801194
It's an obscure indie game that just came out like 2 days ago.
It's a shill experience thus far, OP
>>342801248
plenty of obscure shit on tvtropes
>>342800276
>>342800823
you get paid based on time as well
>>342800170
I like it but I'm a little disappointed. As a VN, it feels a little lacking. Compared to Papers, Please, it's pretty casual. Not sure when and where I can really 'define' my own adventure but even if that point never comes, I really like the art, sound track, and setting. $15 is a little rich for muh comfy but it's a good game.
>Use the phone
>There's a "not 4chan"
>It's populated by girls
Besides all the riots and stuff, Glitch City seems like a cool place to live.
>>342801378
The game literally just launched and Frankly I only know about it because of /v/. Give it time or make your own TV Tropes launch page. Whatever.
>>342800996
she's bi, but it doesn't matter anyway because there's no dating or sex or any of that
Anyone have the MEGA link to this game?
>>342800170
I just pirated thanks to GOG. Will let you know in a bit
Fuck off Venezuela, go find some dogs in the street to eat before you starve.
>>>/vg/
>for less than 2 cup noodles a month you can watch streaming chan 24/7
>>342801750
Nope, it is drm free. You get update on steam first
>>342800170
comfy af
>>342801673
https://mega.nz/#!sgUyVIyC!-Dwc0xlKssscvLnziYdid54JeteKcXWy-gWYv8M4IGQ
>>342801829
Sweet. Also deleted my post because I just saw someone mention it's on GoG. Derp.
>>342801673
Is this Jill or Real from Ergo Proxy?
>>342801864
> Troll file
>>342801961
lol i was hoping someone would get confused by the pic
It's a visual novel where you're a bartender that deals with life kinda sucking. The whole cyberpunk thing is more of a backdrop, it's great to have for sure but if that's all you're there for you're gonna be in for a disappointment.
>>342801961
>re-l will never get mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up
>>342802102
It leads to really interesting characters, so I love it.
>>342801864
is this legit?
>>342801154
>there are options in this game
but that's wrong
>>342802225
No. It's literally dolphin porn. As in really dolphins screwing. Troll file. Don't bother.
>>342801673
>>342802225
No i was just messing with him
This one is legit though
https://mega.nz/#!htdXSRpa!mLrrD4JaWIZnSF758kG_dxdSaM-tz6nmpo8DwsOUEtQ
>>342802075
I don't really know whats in that zip to be honest
Is it dolphin porn?
How do you get people drunk?
>>342802084
I like it, Anon. I have another reason to appreciate Jill's design now. Honestly didn't compare the two before your post.
>>342802165
>tfw
>>342802102
honestly the biggest warning someone should get is the fact you play as a girl
fuck /u/
>>342802102
It IS a backdrop, but it's not so in-the-background that the story can "literally take place anywhere and any time". There's a lot of typical "corporations rule everything" cyberpunk shit going on that affects all the characters you interact with.
>>342802378
>Is it dolphin porn?
Yeah. Somehow whenever I come across this zip there's more dolphin porn than last. I think that's what worries me the most.
>>342802573
No fuck you
>>342802516
KARMOTRINE.
Anyway, does anyone know how to submit bug reports?
I keep getting this error:
"FATAL ERROR in
action number 1
of Draw Event
for object smalljuke_text:
Unable to find any instance for object index '50' name 'music_obj'
at gml_Object_smalljuke_text_Draw_0
>drinking alcohol
>seeing women that look like my waifu drink alcohol
Pass.
Grow up.
JUST
>>342804040
So I just them to the drinks they order like in a sugar rush?
Anyone have a mega link for the soundtrack?
>>342804763
THE MEMES, JACK
>>342804763
MEMES
>>342804831
I do but you have to watch the dolphin porn collection first
>>342801864
>>342804763
>ISHYDRBEYJS
ISHYGDDT*
>>342804763
Please tell me this is shopped. I was suspicious of this game the moment the description used "waifus" as a synonym for "2D girls". Normie reddit trash. I shouldn't be surprised.
i hope you guys don't pirate this game guys, the devs are venezuelan and they are in a huge financial crisis right now
>>342805021
OK woo that was fun can I have a link now
>>342805146
>Normie reddit trash
you couldnt be more wrong if you tried
>>342805192
The guy who did the music lives in Alabama.
>>342805146
Nope.
Great art, honestly it looks impressive, but the writing is notbthe best. Guess people think memes are quality humor, too bad it will just be cringier and cringier as time goes on.
>>342805225
Did you like the dolphins? Which one did you like the most? Any feedback?
Anyway these are in high quality FLAC format, I hope you are not a casual and you know how to convert them into mp3
https://mega.nz/#!98Ej2DrK!VRo6ptcqw822vP7S-CX0Ucz5WKd_KaRR-LrKQGab38w
>buy stupid shit
>miss my rent by a thousand bucks
It's just like real life
How many chapters are in this?
Stupid 4Chan Memes: The Game
I want to marry streamer-chan!
>>342804040
if you had the update they fixed that one, but otherwise close the jukebox before that scene
How long until this gets a steam group? A subreddit? People cosplaying? Normie memes on facebook and twitter?
>>342800996
>tumblr game
>Dev's frequent /u/
>There is a /u/ app IN THE GAME
Please play the game and learn the difference between a tumblr lesbian and sweet yuri fandom
>>342805697
3. It's very short and don't expect closure unless you like to connect the dots with very little information to go on. You might want to think of it as you not being the character, you're just bartender who listens to the main characters' stories.
>>342805225
>>342805497
Haha he didn't even watch your dolphin porn and lied to you to get the link
He played you like a damn fiddle
>>342805940
soon
>>342805940
>Cosplaying
>you'll never be a qt that can dress up as Jill
That just sucks.
>>342805854
Here's a better image.
>>342806071
>not being the character
main character
>>342800170
Amateurish writing, but the devs are south american spics so I guess that was to be expected.
>>342801339
It's literally a VN, the gameplay is a half-assed formality.
>>342805146
the game was literally made by venezuelan weaboos. you can't get any less normie than that
>>342805996
>sweet yuri fandom
>>342805192
better pirate it than not buy at all
>>342806071
Damn guess I'm almost done.
>>342801339
This game is not going to become super popular.
>>342805854
>>342806150
Too much clothing
>>342805254
even worse
>>342806703
They really should have added a skeleton.
>make weeb game
>lucky to make 200k
>make tumblr game
>make millions of dollars
>>342806703
>memes
>female protag
>drinking (high schoolers love flaunting anything with alcohol in it so they feel more adult)
>retro looks
I haven't played this game yet so I'm probably dead wrong, but it feels that way
>>342802573
this
fucking degenerates
>>342807328
Would've been nice if they made any kind of game, especially the Papers Please style game that I thought this would be.
>>342804763
>Art Vandelay
Anyone disappointed by the ending? I thought it was going to be longer and I didn't care for anything related with Jill's past relationship.
Maybe it'd be more fun if you could play from Gil's perspective as well.
>>342805192
I'm not paying $15 for a VN. If I enjoy the game I'll buy it off steam when it goes on sale
>>342807474
m8 i think you have this thread confused with a dear esther thread
>>342807789
how long was the game?
>>342807789
True
>>342808007
I took my time reading along with skipping some drivel and it was about ten hours. Maybe quicker if you skip some of the text.
Still didnt see a point in that ghost girl or whatever...
>>342808348
What are you talking about? There's no ghost girl, you're imagining things
Dorothy is cute!
CUTE!
>>342809889
Dorothy is a slut! SLUT!and I wouldn't have it any other way
>>342806150
>Sadpanda and 4chan on the monitors
>>342800276
For being a VN, it sure has some dull and uninteresting writing though.
>>342810095
Got a gif of dorothy vibrating there? I like it.
>>342811640
I want to marry Jill
>>342811640
Also this.
>>342812057
>They finally released it
Fuck yes. Now where's the porn?
>>342800170
Probably the most comfy game I have ever played. Enjoy it, anon.
the game's writing is like something from 9gag
memes and cringeworthy behavior from every character
>>342805890
That worked! Thank you
>>342807454
I think the memes aren't really that bad. How many people even know what ">tfw" and "DFC" mean?
How do I meet the girl in the TV
where is the gameplay?
>>342814292
Track her down and go to her home
Climb up to her window and you'll find her alone
>>342813347
Buy 100k copies
>>342814853
They need to post a tracker for how many copies have been bought. I need to know if getting hyped is even feasible.
>>342815134
Steamspy
>>342815134
Pretty sure it was just a joke anyway.
A good experience with an abrupt ending, memes through out.
>>342815439
The dev said it, so he has to keep his promise.
How much money do they need to leave their country?
Also why did they even bother with a useless publisher? They did no marketing and are going to take lots of their money on top of steam's cut
>>342815134
https://steamspy.com/app/447530
thats just sold through steam. Roughly ~10k day of launch
Im partial to /vn/'s, but honestly I am absolutely in love with the game. Its not culture garbage tumblr shit like undertale. If you guys are that on the fence about it just fucking pirate it and play it. If you like it then buy it
>>342815372
>It's current highest trending
Nice. Only 8000 so far, but it could get there eventually.
>>342815790
>no marketing
except traveling the united states attending all the major game conferences for them? setting up demo booths?
>>342815671
A joke as in he doubts they'd reach that many, not as in that they wouldn't draw it.
>>342800170
you know, shilling the game every day will only bring discontentment for everyone.
do it every 3 days or so
>>342815942
>Only 8000 so far
Idk man, launch day is pretty damn important and after all this time not even 10k sales?
Guess it really is a niche title
>>342815997
>all the major game conferences
>all
I've only seen them go to Pax and the devs said it wasn't even worth it
>>342816117
Well like I said, it's higest trending. It didn't actually sell much on launch day, by the looks of things.
>>342807454
Been playing it. It's actually not that meme-ful (or at least not mainstream memes). It's pretty mature and level handed for a video game. Think the bar scene from Appleseed or other dystopian scifi animu and not "high schoolers think getting drunk is awesome".
>>342816117
> after all this time
Game has been out for under a week and it's indie. Don't like the numbers? Buy a copy.
>>342816083
I guess we have to shill harder then.
>>342816117
weren't they at e3 giving news on the vita version
>>342812057
>full version
>>342812057
Perfect.
>>342812057
>>342819597
Sweet Jesus, how glorious.
what is the fake drink? beer?
>>342820274
frothy water
>>342820274
Beer worked, I think. Frothy water is the ideal one, apparently.
>>342820493
>>342820538
god this guy is the only one i've had problems with this entire game
>>342820668
Did you get the 17 one right? Also, the plum one is already in the bar inventory.
>>342805854
>>342806150
Oh, that's streamer-chan? I thought that was Stella for some reason.
>>342820739
I dont think I did. I think i made the 17th on the recipe book
>>342821268
You fucked up
You need to make a drink with 17 ingredients
>>342821413
what was it supposed to be?
>>342805146
>>342800170
this game is really good, so long as you paid a minuscule amount or pirated it.
>>342806150
>illya pillow
>>342821214
You can see her cap and cameras in the top right.
>>342821535
Anything with optional karmotrine. You just use the karmotrine to pad it out to 17.
>>342821535
There's a drink that's worth $170 that you can add as much Karmotrine to as you want. I forget what it's called. That's the one I used, anyway.
>>342805146
Chapter 1 has a lot of memes. Some of them are cringy, some of them are funny. Once the story switches over to Jill (ch. 2), the game becomes more serious and less meme-y for better or worse.
>>342821824
Ah i see, i'll have to remember that for next time
