Can you hear me out, /v/?
So I live in the shithole called Syria, and it's been getting way worse recently. The problem with this shitty war is that the currency is getting constantly fucked and exchange rates are pretty awful now. Before 2011, $1 equaled 50 pounds, now it's somewhere between 500-600, like tenfold, making buying any games from Steam impossible. I got hooked to the cracked Rocket League but the bots are fucking shit, and I want the Steam game now. The game is also banned in Syria but it's playable with a proxy, that's how shitty we have it over here
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198141652985
Help a sandnigger out
>>342758056
bump
Can you send some OC pics of Syria?
>>342758056
timestamp your sandnigger hand, with the background being typical syrian suburb and I'll think about it
>>342758056
>Help a sandnigger out
I will kill a fucking sandnigger before i ever help it
>>342758630
>>342758630
These things
I want juice, anon. Make it juicy.
>>342758856
timestamping rn
shitty internet tho
not your typical suburb, but the best i could get
>>342760632
I'm going to need something like a timestamped license plate, passport, drivers license, or currency. Censored in paint of course as not to divulge your personal information.
>>342760632
Proves nothing looks like any shit hole in Europe or the World for that matter.
>didn't even show sandnigger hand
>obvious b8 is obvious
>would donate if you were legit
![DSC_0018[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/66vWd9Z.jpg "DSC_0018[1].jpg")
timestamped a syrian high school book for more proof
>>342758056
Instead of playing vidya why don't you go parkour around Masyaf
>>342761049
Will prove, here's a membership card with the syrian flag on it
Don't worry your economy will bounce back when it is part of greater Israel
>>342761059
Oh shit is that bomb proofed
>>342761332
Masyaf is fucked man
>>342761520
liable to explode
is it enough proof
>>342758056
Just move to sweden, you'll even get a complementary childbride to show their tolerance of your advanced culture
>>342761739
go reclaim it and restart the hashashin order instead of wasting your life with rocket league fedyeen
>>342762139
fuck our culture tbf
>Rocket League
Go kill some isis and rape some 9 year olds
ayy lmaoo good luck
Disrespecting yourself and calling yourself a sandnigger isn't going to win you any points. Why don't you get the fuck out of that shithole to come to Europe? Refugees welcome.
>>342763912
>Disrespecting yourself and calling yourself a sandnigger isn't going to win you any points. Why don't you get the fuck out of that shithole to come to Europe? Refugees welcome.
> refugees welcome
![syria[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7kYZoQZ.jpg "syria[1].jpg")
>>342762369
This bitch says it's fine and she's hotter than you so I believe her.
>>342764002
Go vote Brexit again you fucking dinosaur.
>>342764096
This bitch doesn't even live in Syria, and she says that in order to not enrage the public here
hot lips tho
>>342758056
>stuck in syria
dude come over in europe
no wait don't
>>342760632
>black fingernails
Show tits or gtfo.
>>342764369
ain't got no tits
nice 69 anon
>>342764270
>>342764523
Why do you have black fingernails then? What are you? Some sort of faggot?
>>342758056
>3 games owned, .4 hours total played
nice try
Sorry about Isis brother
>>342764947
i don't have black fingernails, it's dark around
>>342765047
got BL 2 and none of my friends did, so I didn't play it, and I had played the cracked version before
and as I said i can't buy, bought BL 2 years ago in a sale
>>342765047
I'd say his shit's pretty legit at this point and if not he's going out of his way to fake if he actually is doing that.
Someone should throw him a fatawabone.
Bump
Good luck man
Kek
I thought you poor refugees are running from a terrible war? Your life sounds relatively comfy.
>>342765687
I live in Damascus which is relatively safe, and it ain't comfy, the economy is fucking trash lmao and soldiers all around the streets
>>342758056
Can you share with us the secrets of Syrian porn? Like what are you guys fapping to besides goats and shit?
>>342758056
Which part of Syria are you from pham? Does the western media portray the country worse than it actually is?
>>342758056
Du kannst gerne nach Deutschland kommen!
>>342765832
I think there was a study that revealed the most googled porn of each country, guys here like Mia Khalifa tho
>>342765895
I'm from Damascus, and yes I guess. While it's really all out war in some locations, not much light is shed on calmer areas. I know some Syrian friends who have left the country, and they all believe that it's worse than it really is. It's natural to think like that when you're not over here.
>>342766215
Interesting. Can you shed any light on Assad? What do you think about him? Do a lot of people there support him?
>>342758056
I sent you the game. I hope you don't get bombed to shit before you can install it.
>>342766437
Not OP but you're a kind anon. Bless you.
>>342766410
It's not comfortable to talk about this as, well you know, the internet is heavily censored. But yeah there's a lot of supporters. Also, it's become a fuckfest over here, we had 2 factions fighting at the beginning, now every man with a gun is an army himself. It's complicated.
>>342766437
Thank you very much anon
>>342766437
You're okay
Probably
>>342766847
Godspeed m8. Stay safe out there.
>>342767146
Thanks a lot man
>>342766437
It's nice seeing nice people on the internet, and to OP good luck man
the fuck is your ping going to be like OP?
>>342766028
I was just curious what sort of kinks might develop among people who are more or less dead center of a war zone. Stay safe in your faps my friend.
Think I might send you a friend req just so I can get on a watch list or some shit.
>>342767828
High af, but I've asked a guy and he said it's manageable
>>342769537
they develop bloodlust and sadism lmao
Someone gift it for fucks sake
>>342758056
why is rocket league banned in syria you paki
>>342771198
It's already been gifted dawg.
