>set in the 90s for better music(britpop) or modern time for better guns
>classic cars
>less guns so it can have better fighting system, several martial arts styles
>online football(soccer) boxing, racing
>paparazzi missions,dating, assassination missions
>better humor and less stereotypes
>Not scifi GTA
>No samurai GTA
>More boring modern shit
Pass
>>342740686
>British humor
>Funny
>>342740686
London looks fucking dull an police don't have guns
I'd legit play a GTA set in a major african city near some boko haram type jungle gang shit
>>342740686
London would be shit to drive around
>>342740686
>set in London
>less stereotypes
You more damn well it'll be chock full of PIP PIP CHEERIO shit.
>>342740985
>>342741027
>I dont know shit about london
>>342740985
you could have a game making fun of charities, have child soldiers for some complex story elements, very diverse environments and missions
>>342741176
it would be like assassins creed syndicate
>>342740985
I'd play that
>>342740686
i would pay for a GTA London game directed by Guy Ritchie.
That's all i really fucking want.
>>342740686
>Start up game
>Walk out of safehouse
>Get blown up by muzzies
>Game over
>>342741364
with multiple protagonists again, I mean some white south african elon musk, some african corrupt police officer criminal, some child soldier
there would be possibilities to so many stereotypical characters, replacements for M, F and T easily
>>342740932
There really isn't a better Comedy show than Black Adder friendo. And of course Monty Python. Then we look at America; Amy Schummer. I think you might be misinformed about humor
>GTA Hammersmith
>campaign is about trying to get a shag
>can play co-op or adversarial
>comprehensive melee system
hooligan mode + random fun cheats and it's guaranteed to be a stone cold classic
>not San Fierro in 1969
>>342740932
It's pretty much objectively better than american humor.
>>342741590
I want fem protagonist which would get raped by wild sand niggers
>>342740686
>better humor and less stereotypes
I don't think Rockstar is capable of such thing.
>>342740686
england is so atrociously fucking boring that it would be 4 all over again
>england
>Guns
Top fucking kek
>muslims everywhere
>shitty city
no thanks
>Less stereotypes
who the fuck wants this?
>>342740686
>less stereotypes
GTA is fucking built on stereotypes
more than the location, they need to get shit right with a new GTA
IV and V are still inferior to SA in many things, like content
Fuck you Houser bros, I don't play GTA to do Yoga and Tennis you fucking retards, the games are about driving, robbing, shooting, not boring tasks that have no place in a GTA game
>>342741765
gee it's almost like you're cherrypicking really hard there
>>342742179
>play as an ISIS agent
>go allahu akbar in the end
G O T Y
O
T
Y
>>342741773
>GTA Peckham
>Trading/Plonker sim
>Crafting elements
>Romance quests
>The Getaway will never get a sequel
It hurts just a little.
>>342740686
That sounds awful.
>>342740985
>London looks fucking dull an police don't have guns
It's not like GTA is realistic. The cops in GTA are all bat shit crazy psychopaths and I don't see why they couldn't do the same for london.
>>342740686
>less guns so it can have better fighting system, several martial arts styles
So you want a new True Crime game.
I'd rather have a GTA in soviet Moscow.
We had enough over the top caricatures of capitalism and freedom. Time to turn the formula around and get some good old communism and political oppression.
Fuck that
Give me Cyberpunk.
>Cell Phone is replaced with an AR display
>GTA:Online lets you aug your character, eventually letting you replace your entire body with robotics at huge cost
>Cars can be modified to have weapons, armor, every car can be modified to be a Karuma (basically)
>harsher cops, 5-star is drones (RoboCop ED209, Aerial, robocops)
>Can run a corporation to pay for research and higher end vehicles, augs
>Mega city (Dredd style), Neon City (Neo-tokyo looking), Wastelands (Mad Max)
>>342742586
>The cops in GTA are all bat shit crazy psychopaths and I don't see why they couldn't do the same for london.
well that's the joke about police brutality in america
but really the environment would be kind of dull to be honest
>>342742597
Sleeping dogs is one of the best GTA clones of all time.
So yes. Very much so.
Set it in the early 90s and you could be onto a winner. Play up football hooligans, gyppos, chavs, junkie ravers, incompetent crooks, and basically everything from a Guy Richie film. Sold.
>>342740686
I hope they go back to the past in the next game, where ever it is set.
>GTA Liverpool
>One of the missions is to get a job
>It's impossible
>>342742657
GTA east+west germany for some communist/capitalism shit
>>342742743
They'll never abandon the smartphone.
Does the British pound collapse in the game?
>>342742709
Maybe. What they need to do is a GTA London that's not actual real London but inspired of it, like they do with the other cities. So they can model it on London while still making it creating and fun.
>>342740932
GTA is literally British humor. The entire series. The game is British
Thailand, Moscow, Rio, Cape Town, Dubai, Karachi, Hong Kong, and Singapore would be all better choices, desu.
>>342742743
They said every new GTA would be set in the now.
Because god forbid they make the games have some character like in VC and SA.
>>342742908
No but the British pound your mum
>>342742675
damn this would be tight
Saint's Row 3 should've been this since they were showing signs of tech in 2
>>342740686
Rockstar would have to make at least one joke about Islam, and that would be a death sentence, both literally and figuratively.
>>342740686
Its going to be vice city set in the future imagined in the 80's with all that vapor wave crap. Search your feelings you know it to be true.
>>342742002
In what way?
>>342743019
lame
>>342740985
Yeah, don't forget to add this guy.
>>342743016
cape town would seem the fresh choice
>>342743078
>>342742675
cyberpunk niggers need to stop shitting up every series
>main antagonist is Syrian
Ftfy
>>342743273
they could parody this so hard by making some rich white asshole make a video about Tony 2012 being some reason for him to get money
>>342740686
>go to the gun store icon on the map
>it's a Tesco
>guy at the counter only sells butter knives and teaspoons
>can't carry them out because I don't have a carrying permit
>they send them in the post but they never arrive since the parcel delivery guy was arrested for carrying them without a permit.
>>342743410
>turn car radio on
>drives around town listening to comfy music
>goes into sharia controlled zone
>population starts attacking you
>gets blown up
>>342743369
To be fair. It does sound pretty neat, and we haven't had a nice Cyberpunk game in ages. I'm tired of everything being modern or slightly more modern where the only difference is holograms and more chromed stuff.
>>342743078
I've been on a kick of playing GTA:O lately, and the more I think about it the more I want it. Session-based multiplayer, randomly generated missions to assassinate or acquire cargo. The ability to run your own corp (Like they have now, but add more than just cargo)
Giving your characters augs enough to like, jump an entire story, or run faster (but DO NOT approach the Saint's row problem of having running/jumping EVER being superior to driving.)
Plus you could have a lot more VTOL/Flying car stuff. Maybe a Watch_Dogs style hacking system.
I want an open world cyberpunk multiplayer game so bad.
>Guy Richie Lock Stock n 2 Smoking Barrels style GTA
Yeah alright
>roundabouts
>unarmed police chasing you in minis and bicycles
>only cars are minis, rally minis and hugh lauries
>wanted level for moving improperly or looking in the wrong direction through sharia controlled zoned
>wanted level for watching TV
>no wasted penalties
>no gun shops
>no actual weirdos, just generic chavs and gypsies
Sounds awful.
>>342743582
I want one to.Without the multiplayer because that is fucking boring as fuck.
>>342743114
Because American humour is watered down and braindead so any old retard can understand it.
There is a reason they shoehorn laughtracks into all their shows so they can remind the dumbass viewers when they are supposed to laugh and clap.
>>342743532
imagine the days gone zombie demo but with all those mad muslims instead
>>342743552
Va11-halla
Brigador
Satellite Reigns all came out this year
Black Ops 3
DEHR Definitive
Mankind Divided
Tell me again how it's been "ages". Seems to me you're just willfully ignorant of games that belong to the genre
>>342743369
Well I'd also settle for a new RDR. Just fuck off with this 80's, 90's faux-nostalgia bullshit. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the elbowing in the ribs with the devs saying "THAT AMERICAN DREAM, HUH. SURE IS A JOKE. LETS GO ON FOR FIVE FUCKING GAMES ABOUT HOW THE AMERICAN DREAM SURE IS CRAZY"
The story for V is well written but I'm so fucking tired of it. It's not novel, it's not funny, it's not interesting. The torture scene was so hamfisted I was just rolling my eyes the whole time
Am I the ony one who wants gta somewhere in russia?
>>342743532
>instead of seeing the occasional criminal running away from a police officer, you see the occasional woman running away from a refugee
>>342743792
sounds like GTA isnt for you
Go play Watchdogs or Saints Row or Sleeping Dogs or any of the endless GTA clones on the market instead of bitching and whining about a series catering to its primary fanbase instead of people like you
>>342743741
Well. The "nice" part being the keyworld.
I want a Cyberpunk game where I can actually immerse myself in the world.
>>342743819
it would be so fucking dull
>>342743658
>>342743532
>>342743094
>>342742179
you keep bringing up the goatfuckers, but the OP said the 90s (i think it should be the 60s) when they weren't as prevalent as today
>>342740686
I want a 1970s Liberty City GTA. Seems kinda odd they didn't go for that yet since it'd be perfect.
>>342743819
>nobody obeys traffic laws anyway
>cops can just be bribed immediately instead of having to deal with stars
>getting drunk doesn't do anything
>once you hit a certain money threshold, you just stop generating wanted level
gr8
>>342740686
gta in 90's russia is a win
>>342743552
>we haven't had a nice Cyberpunk game in ages
What fucking planet are you on? We've had plenty
>>342743945
Oh I see, you're just moving the goalposts.
All of those games (besides Black Ops 3) are excellent. Not only are most of them very immersive with great music, If they don't immerse you then you just aren't a fan of the genre.
>>342743902
I nearly 100%'d 3, VC and IV, and I've played V for at least 300-400 hours across the various platforms.
I love GTA, I just want more from it. I mean, what the fuck are they going to do next? Go BACK to NYC again? Reallistically speaking, this London shit isn't going to pan out.
And of those you listed: Saint's Row 2 was the last good one. After that they just cranked up the wackyness just so they didn't get compared to GTA anymore and it's all dildo bats and super powers. It's a dumb, fun ride, but it's definitely not as immersive or deep.
Sleeping Dogs I enjoyed for the brief time I played it, but something about it didn't keep me coming back. The environmental melee options were fucking cool, though. I'd like to see that in more games.
>>342742675
That sounds fucking terrible, not because it would be bad, its because it would be by rockstar, so all that shit would be unbalanced and a tedious nightmare to play
>>342744068
eh it would be dull like GTA IV
>>342744094
Maybe I am, but I don't really give a fuck. I want a GTA clone Cyberpunk/sandbox RPG game is what I'm hinting at.
>>342744625
if we go to fantasy territory, neo tokyo from akira would be cool
>>342744625
Cyberpunk 2077 from CDPR will probably what you need. I'll need to wait longer for my cyberpunk open world multiplayer fix.
>>342744908I still watch the cinematic like once a month.
>>342744448
>this London shit isn't going to pan out
Why? A gangland GTA would be fucking amazing.
>>342742597
last time i posted that pic i got banned! :-(
>>342740686
The series by nature is a satire of America. It just doesn't work in other countries. The london expansion for GTA2 doesn't disprove that because GTA2 SUCKED.
>>342745071
As been stated in the thread, at this point the "Grand Theft Auto" series is pretty consistently about the American dream. Obviously it wasn't in 1 or 2, but since 3 onward it's been a very, very consistent theme.
So to take it back to London would be really strange.
I mean I've been one of the people going on about Cyberpunk in the thread, but at the end of the day I know it's a pipe dream because they're so stuck on that idea
>>342745267
>GTA:London
>GTA 2 expansion
Proves what you know.
>every car is shit
>weather system never changes beyond either gray or rainy
>instant 1 star when you pick up a plastic knife
>only on 5 stars do the cops actually use guns
>random chance of being killed by bomb or arab with machine gun
>>342742964
In case anyone had any doubts
>>342745662
I love that you can't turn this joke back around on what GTA actually is, because it actually is what it is
>eat cheeseburgers
>get fat
>walking down the street
>get shot
>able to walk down the street holding a machine gun
>Cops shoot at you at 1 star because you bumped into them
>>342745830Won't be British for very long.
>>342740686
I think if they made it like a Guy Ritchie movie it would work. Elements from Lock Stock, Snatch, and Rock n Rolla would be super cool. Focus more on dialogue options, bantz, melee fighting (hard to get guns) and the occasional big, quick shootouts during heists and double crosses. Seems fun to me m8
>>342745418
Not really? III and Vice City are about revenge, San Andreas is about family.
IV indeed is about the American Dream, but V is more about the characters' relation to each other than a single overall theme.
Honestly, it touches on the theme a lot because it's something that is always closely related to crime dramas, but I don't think a game set in the UK would change that at all.
III and Vice City and V could take place literally anywhere. Only San Andreas and IV actually NEED to be set in America for the plot to work.
We still haven't had GTA: Texas yet. I want to play as a morbidly-obese 30-something black guy living on government handouts whose only vehicle is a scooter who spends all his time at the drive-thru, Walmart and the gun range.
Wouldn't british GTA be too easy? The police there are so busy with real crimes such as pic related, they have no time to deal with the petty bank robberies and drug distribution seen in GTA.
>>342740985
Just play far cry 2, 3
>>342740686
>drive on the left
nope
>>342746010
lmao no, I mean it being in a major modern city next to some mountain/jungle area/village
like GTA V
>>342740985
I got off the train at Kings Cross St Pancras and saw a homeless guy get dragged away by 2 heavily armed officers last weekend...
>>342742179
No big media makes fun of muslims though. That would be politically incorrect.
>>342740686
>modern time for better guns
>city is overrun by muslim lunatics
>>342745898
>Vice City
>Anywhere
>Cocaine, drugs, VICE tropes, and the culture of the 80's encapsulated in one of the biggest centers for it in the era (Florida)
>GTA:SA
>Anywhere
>About black culture in southern California and corrupt cops and how SoCal was entirely FUCKED in the 90's
?????
????????????????????
>>342745898
BIG AMERIGUN TIDDIES
>>342746194
Let's be honest. It wouldn't change that much if it was set in some south American shithole.
Sure you have to change some references but largely it would be the same.
>>342743552
PERSONAL
>>342746401
The Mitch Murder Re-score is so much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEWrITQU7ns
Is San Fran/ Oakland already a GTA? R* would have a field day with all of the stupid from those cities. Imo.
For instance you could have the cops in parody Oakland be pussies because irl Oakland pd got neutered by the doj. And they would rather let people go than do the mountain of paperwork that comes with a " he called me an asshole" or "he hurt my wrist when the cuffs got put on"
I wish I was shitting you about that.
Or in parody San fran, if you threw a rock with your eyes closed you could find something retarded that people are doing
>>342740686
As long as it has this:
a. bring back GANGs [eg. Zaibatsu]
b. sidemissions for said gangs with their own progression [e.think Thieve's Guild in Skyrim]
c. progressing in these gets you unique perks and weapons for use in the main game. eg. Zaibatusu = katana and zaibatsu backup
Sidemissions for random people are OK to a certain point, but if they bring back the gangs in this way it will fix so much, better side content and more of a gta feel
>>342746194
Those aren't plot elements, dickwad, they're just part of the setting.
The same story could be told in basically any big city in the world.
Also did you even read what I said? I said San Andreas HAD to be set in America, exactly because of the reasons you listed, because the 90s cali ghetto gangland theme is actually part of the story.
>>342742443
black monday
>>342740686
>fucked up british English
>full of win
Top kek famalando. Brits speak like they got a dick in their mouth.
>>342746520
>For instance you could have the cops in parody Oakland be pussies because irl Oakland pd got neutered by the doj
I mean maybe only in the last 3 months
But any time in the last.. three decades before that? I wouldn't define it that way
Could certainly work, as long as it's set before the big gun bans. Lot of iconic themes from back in the day.
Cold War+ era weaponry, soundtrack with a lot of variety, hippy culture, London gangsters, tight streets and quick motors, etc.
It'd probably play out like a Guy Ritchie movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEcH-BzY61E
>>342746520
San Fran is in San Andreas as San Fierro.
>>342746678
Yeah they used to be brutal. I respected that.
I'm just salty over the changes.
Really glad I don't actually live there.
>>342746767
That's what I thought. Still though. San fierro/ Pineland twin cities thing could be fun
>>342746634
you cheeky cunt that's not what I meant
GTA IS -THE- CASUAL SHIT GAME AND HAS NO PLACE ON V
GO HANG OUT WITH YOUR CHAD SHITTER FRIENDS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD
i want one set wherever GTA2 was
>>342746974
WAAAAH WWAAAAAH
That's you
>>342746974
>V
I can feel the warm summer breeze rolling in through my window.
>>342740686
only if the protage is fuckin vinny jones
>>342743095
>nonstop electro and synth beats playing
Please yes
Why don't british police carry guns?
>>342740932
I thought british humor was mediocre until I started watchingPeep Show
Hands down my favorite comedy series
>>342747359
Don't necessarily need them. They use them around airports and other populated places, but on the streets the most they're going up against is a chav with a big knife.
For anything more, they call in armed response units, which usually means someone dying
>>342747359
they good at CQC
>>342740686
more like full of faggotsplease be in london
>>342747587
>don't need them
Hahahah what a shithole of a country; why would you live there if your own POLICE isn't armed and you aren't allowed to be?
>British GTA
>you play as a fresh off the boat immigrant
>move into council housing with your cousin
>"AHH RASHEEM"
>he swings a door open
>"WELCOME TO LONDON"
>piles of sobbing naked children chained up in the basement
>government agent walks in and sees the children
>"hohoho, your culture is so fascinating, anyway here's your weekly check my cultured friend"
>government gives you $1000 weekly
>cousin introduces you to the imam at the nearest mosque
>imam takes you to the backroom revealing a massive armory of machine guns and explosives
>walk around doing your duty beating up people drinking alcohol and not covering up
>burn down synagogues and churches
>chase Christians out of neighborhoods to move in your own people
>side mission of abducting children in vans
>interactive child rape minigames
>no wanted level, watch police gun down people who try to resist you
FUCK
MAKE IT REAL
PLEASE MAKE THIS REAL
I'D PLAY THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT
THIS WOULD BE THE BEST GTA YET
>>342747359
To be less threatening to randoms.
Mind you this became a thing like 100 years ago, so it's not a recent development.
>>342747129
>>342747194
>gta player level comebacks
You sure showed me!
>>342748053
Its so sad how much of this is real
>>342748053
>In the final level, Brexit happens, and suddenly your actions have consequences
>>342748092
>wow u guys r so lame look at those comebacks huehue I'm so superior
>I bet you guys don't even like coco huehue losers
>>342740686
>Chav gangs vs Paki gangs
>Main char is a chav git whose littler sister got gangraped by pakis
>He goes on a revenge rampage with his fellow chavs and Britain First members
>has to fight with his hands because being caught with even a butter knife means getting sent to a maximum security jail
I like it
>>342740686
>where i grew up is just better
>>342748053
Take away the child rape and replace it with multiple wives, and you've got yourself a buyer
>>342748336
>your money is halved
>half the map disappears
But at least can keep up your pillaging and invite your friends to come over.
>GTAV: Londonistan
>cant kill anyone one because gun control works so well
Oi bin that knife u cheeky wanker
>game that has a lot of driving
>london
Yeah, good luck.
>>342740686
>You will never, ever get a GTA in the UK because even Rockstar is afraid of being labled as Islamaphobic.
>>342748513
this is quite unrealistic when you look at what's actually happening with the UK right now
only reddit thinks Brexit is bad for England
>>342740932
It is the most objectively patrician form of humour and anyone who condemns it like this is clearly a stupid fucking American who lacks any sort of intelligence or wit whatsoever.
>>342740824
>samurai GTA
yes please
>>342747518
My Afro-Caribbean. There're plenty of great British Comedies out there, though. I'm curious what you'd seen up till then.Johnson is the best Peepfu.
>>342740686
I would be good but London already been done, I think a Glasgow one might be really good though. Or a Canadian/America one on the borders. But I'd like to see them move it out of America make it a bit different city wise.
>>342748717
I was mostly just joking.
That and I don't really think much is gonna happen. It's not the government and people aren't already cucked.
It's like America. It's just to late to get rid of the blacks and mexicans. They have already rooted themselves.
>>342748942
ok, it's just bad practice to further reddit memes
brexit is literally the best thing to happen this year; the only thing that can best it is Trump getting elected
>>342748432
Yeah we've got a lot of good ethnicities who can fight each other. You could do missions for like the English then Pakis then Poles and then Blacks it would be pretty good.
>>342749146
>the only thing that can best it is Trump getting electedNot if you care about privacy.
>>342748671
>Have to pay the congestion charge just to get around anywhere
It'd give me a hearty chuckle.
>>342749261
he's only going to go after islamic terrorists
>>342749325
That's not how it works anon.
>>342740686
>London in the 90's/00's
>house, britpop, last of the ska bands, pop hits
>ecstasy trade and garage music
>Sleeping Dogs combat system with less emphasis on rooty tooties
>doing deals in pubs and social clubs
>start off as a bouncer for a nightclub and get roped into it all to pay for your kids future/debts you owe/move to somewhere better etc
>101.1 msx fm in your manor
Might be cool
>>342740686
Glasgow or Edinburgh would be better we had a lot of crime back in the day and even now. Plus there has already been a GTA in London.
>>342749395
>block countries with a high concentration of islamic terrorist internet users
>make social media websites flip their codes of conduct from "le mean toxic bullying and transphobia :((" to "islamic terrorism etc"
that's how it works
kebab removed from internet
>>342749546
I'm talking more about his support for the NSA and government backdoors.
>>342748867
Prior to Peep Show, I really haven't seen many other British comedies. Off the top of my head:
>Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy
>A few Monty Python films
>A few Ricky Gervais films
>Mr. Bean movies
Those are all cinema though, I fucking love British comedy TV shows like An Idiot Abroad and The OfficeDobby or nothing
https://youtu.be/atxZKT4HBdM
>>342749261
>Clinton cares about privacy
>>342749615
hillary and trump are both potentially bad for that
but i think trump has more respect for the constitution
>>342749542
Agreed, Glasgow would be really good, especially if it was set a few decades back.
Rockstar North is based in Scotland so it's not as unlikely as you'd think
>>342749546
>block countries with a high concentration of islamic terrorist internet users
>terrorists move their internet marketers to other countries
>block them to
>move them even further
>Americans can now only interact with themselves>the rest of the world rejoices
Make it happen.
>>342740686
>80's London
>GTA themed version of This is England
>Sleeping Dogs/The Warriors combat system with very scarce guns
>solid GTA voice acting, BBC tier cast list
>solid GTA tier radio stations
>rough skin from the flats trying to make good on his promise to a friend who died young
>qt Brit waifu/chavfu voices to fap to
Fund it
>>342740686
only if it's 60's kray twins era or 90's lock stock era
>>342749690
Maybe. But he's still a fucking terrible alternative and it scares me how many people here support him.
>>342749659
Not the other anon, but if you like sketch comedy, Mitchell and Webb have a couple great series, most of which are on youtube in full.
Also, check out League of Gentlemen, Black Adder, Young Ones, and any of the many weekly "game shows" featuring British humorists/actors. Also, if you can handle a bit of juvenile humor, the Mighty Boosh
>>342749932
people here only support him because of sjws, gamergate and censorship
i unironically believe that all the shit the neolibs are pushing will get trump elected over his actual policies
>>342750092
Speaking off, are there any more recent series worth watching?
WHY DONT PEOPLE EVER WANT A NEW BRITISH ROCKSTAR IP
WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT GTAS ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD
ARE YOU FUCKERS LEGITIMATELY 14 OR SOME SHIT????????
>>342750092
I'll give all of those a shot anon, thank you.
>>342750226
Well, technically GTA and RDR are british IPs, but I know what you meant lmao
>>342750205
I really enjoyed Hello Ladies, as well as An Idiot Abroad. Ricky Gervais bugs the hell out of me, but both Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkington are great. Snuff Box was great too, albeit slightly too far "out there" for a lot of people. I haven't watched much TV in the last couple years, would be curious if any other anons had some suggestions
its pretty much impossible to get a gun in the UK. there are no gun shops so no Ammunation for example.
>>342750459
Isn't Hello Ladies American?
>>342750539
there could just be black market locations
>>342745662
These muslim memes never cease to be funny to you guys huh
>>342750226
We will never have a GTA: Gotham with 6 stars having Batman come after you.
>>342750624
still there is basically no gun violence in the UK.
>>342750658
triggered
but also now depressed we'll never get a legitimate gotham villain game
>>342750614
It's set in the states, but was written by and stars Steven Merchant (co-creator of The Office), whose humor is decidedly British
>>342750636
kek
>>342750674
meh, doesnt have to be 100% true to life
there are still criminals with guns here
>snatch: pigs and diamonds the game
id pay gud coin
>>342750539
So. Like GTA IV then?
I quite liked those shady little dealers.
>>342750674
It's GTA, who gives a fuck? You can exaggerate, they have done it before, also, as a lot of anons have said, they could focus more on melee, which would be really neat.
>>342749791
Yeah my dad said during the 70s Glasgow was nuts. You could make a whole game centred around football hooliganism. We Glaswegians also have the best banter. If anyone disagrees they are not from here and couldn't possibly understand.
I recommend everyone here watches NEDS, Trainspotting and the legend of Barney Thompson.
>>342748750
British humor is bad
It would have to have a not-real-place name
So what alternate names could you think up for London?
> Guns
> In Britain
Surely you mean butter knives and sporks, right?
>>342751108
Mecca
>>342751108
Kingston
>>342750990
>>342750990
>Glasge
>66% voted for remain in Brexit
>entirety of fucking scotland voted to remain in EU
top kek
scots are KEKS
cucks by blood
dumb porridge nigger
>>342751108
Bridgetown, Castlebay, Kingport, Castleton, etc
>>342751108
Abu Dhon
>>342751243
nevermind i googled it and its a real city, the capital of jamaica.
>>342751180
From the 70s up to the 90s there was loads of guns. Also look up Glasgow razor gangs. Blades are worse. American criminals are nothing compared to Scottish/English/Irish criminals.
>>342740686
I don't think the accents would be tolerable.
>>342748717
Mate, this place is basically reddit
>>342751365
British place-name conventions are convenient as hell. They make for super-easy fantasy setting names in /tg/
>>342751180
>pick up a butter knife
>bobby sees you
>5 toot chase
>>342750990
that would be cool but unfortunately the average yank won't be interested in a game about 70s scots ultras
>>342751108
Simply as "The Caliphate of Donlon"
>>342751315
>porridge nigger
>>342750990
Sounds like something Bully could handle better tbqhwyf
>people want rockstar to turn all of their games into ubisoft shit
>>342751315
Aye and will be voting for Scottish independence next. Let it be known that it was England and Wales who divided the UK.
Also a lot of leave voters are regretting it now. Fucking idiots.
English can't mock themselves.
Little Britain is a terrible reminder of that.
R* would never do an actual GTA London. Because it's easier to make fun of countries that aren't yours.
>>342751710
>Also a lot of leave voters are regretting it now. Fucking idiots.
This is what 70 IQ kilt wogs ACTUALLY believe
>>342751738
Yeah because America is one big joke to be quite honest.
oh yeah and every character in GTA UK would have to say cunt and twat every other fuckin word and that would make the yank media lose their shit coz saying cunt is a bigger offense than shooting 50 queers in the US
>>342740686
>>342740824
>pathetic britbongs and filthy weebs trying to co-opt the most american game series of all time because of their complete lack of games
>>342751710
It's not a binding referendum. Why can't the government just tell the vote leave people to eat shit? They only just barely won anyway. Surely for a big decision like this you should have at least 60% of the vote.
>>342751834
Little Englanders are so disgusting.
>>342751710
This isn't tumblr faggot.
>>342751738
Little Britain had some redeeming sketches, but was overall pretty underwhelming after League of Gentlemen. But for some reason it was very well-received by Brits; maybe they just have more familiarity with the topics being joked about
>>342751710
>Also a lot of leave voters are regretting it now.
You mean the ones who only voted because they thought remain would win
LMAO
boo hoo retards are regretful
>>342752050
>maybe they just have more familiarity with the topics being joked about
Accurate
>>342751994
I agree but the xenophobes and idiots won. What done is done. It was good while it lasted England. The days of the empire were fun as hell.
>>342751834
what if he took the dumb giant pointless disc out and replaced it with the cell phone instead?
>>342751994
take your supermajority shit back to /r/eddit and go eat shit
>>342740824
>samurai GTA
go play WOTS you filthy weeb, that's the highest budget you'll ever see for a game that shitty and niche
>>342751996
we won tho
>>342752189
he'd look like a common scottish man
>>342749659
Try Green Wing.
It's like a surreal soap opera/comedy set in a hospital.
>>342752075
So you admit that you are retard. That is very gracious of you.
>>342751994
> DEMOCRACY SHOULD ONLY WORK WHEN THE MAJORITY AGREES WITH ME!
Hello movieblob. You forgot to suggest a revolution, because clearly democracy is not working.
>>342752315
LMAO
phenomenal job with your illiteracy
>>342740686
>British people think this is funny
https://youtu.be/lNKZ9ycIdlY
Is Citizen Khan any good
>>342741362
>playing AC:Syndicate
>girlfriend is watching
>"if it wasn't for the horse carriages you wouldn't even know this was victorian london, it's basically the same"
>mfw she's right
>>342752282
Aye you succeeded at breaking up a 300 year old United Kingdom. Feel good do you? You alienated millions of your own people, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
>>342751710
>Scotland
So you're going to shit on the 48% odd of Scotland who voted to leave? Not very democratic of you desu.
>>342742675
Fuck that
Give me Jack Marston in the roaring twenties
>>342751465
Yeah getting smacked with a razor totally hurts more than getting fucking shot
>>342752409
She's like a british amy schumer with literal autism.
>>342752530
doesn't he level up one more time
>>342743273
you son of a bitch
the problem with rockstar games is that they always hate on american culture and a GTA set outside of America would't work
pic related is a good example of their agenda, le government is bad
>>342752542
if scots and norn potatoes voted like that, then i want nothing to do with them
leftist cucks are not my people
>>342752542
>You alienated millions of your own people
Do scots and paddies seriously think brits like them?
>>342752185
Their empire ended when they gave their country to Brussels.
Brexit doesn't really matter long term, anyway. The trade deals that get renegotiated will be similar to the ones they had with the EU. Little will change, except they'll get less Polish and Romanian immigrants.
>>342742430
>It's a Rodney gets arrested for weed mission
>>342752542
Feels pretty good we broke up the patriarchy tbqh
European Union is a sinking ship and the UK is wise to get out of it asap
>>342752545
The majority voted for remain. Clear mandate for Scottish independence.
>>342752651
Not sure if they're really "hating on" American culture but otherwise I agree with you.
It's like people who want Fallout in England. It just doesn't make sense
>>342752821
Being forced to finance the bad decisions of shit countries like Greece and Spain is a good thing you fucking racist.
>>342751994
>Obama wins by less than the referendum vote
>nobody demands another vote
>democracy only works if it goes the way I wanted
>we keep having revotes until we get the result we want
>>342751710
Neat. You hate your own country.
>2014
>Independence
>Alex Salmond: "Oil cannot go below $250 a barrel to maintain our economy"
>2016
>Oil Price Per Barrel:
>$48 (FORTY-EIGHT USA DOLLARS)
Lol, enjoy not only being RUN by Brussels, but owned by the EU in it's interiety
>WAAH WE WANT INDEPENDENCE CAUSE WE'RE CONTROLLED BY LONDON
>BUT WE WANT TO REMAIN IN EU AND BE CONTROLLED BY BRUSSELS
>Literally going "We want a Independent Scotland within the EU"
>Not realising the EU is the literal opposite of that
SNP Party Leaders just what a legacy and they don't give a shit about you. It's the same trick the Argentinians use over Falklands.
>>342752409
we like our autistically cute comedians here
>>342740686
>could be full of win
god these GTA 6 threads don't stop getting worse do they
>>342752651
thanks for showing everyone you're 15
>>342740932
>weebposter
Bet you think nichijou is funny
>GTA set in greater Toronto area
>Called GTA:GTA
>>342752862
1.6m voted to remain. 1.05m voted to leave.
So, why don't those 1.05m count? Also referendums happen once every 50 years. There is a reason for this, so you don't keep doing it every year.
>>342740686
>>set in the 90s for better music(britpop)
It needs to be set in the 70's then, britprog > britpop
It also allows more zany shit. Normies love zany shit.
