lol look at him
what do video game duck eggs smell like? just curious hehe
>>342731460
Thanks for the duck gif, anon. Your thread was not made in vain
What are some games where I can play as a duck?
So this is a duck thread?
>>342732048
A video game duck thread. video games make it ok.
>>342732260
Video game ducks keeping this thread alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAM4px0sTu4&ab_channel=BrawlBRSTMs3X
>>342732429
this is an epic thread
>>342731851
My top 3 duck games would include:
>Duck Game
>Duck Tales (for NES)
And the classic
>Duck Hunt
duck
>>342732564
delet this
why do ducks make the best bass guitarists?
>>342733034
Why would I delete memes of epic proportions?
You sir, are not a gentleman or a scholar.
>>342733181
this is offensive
>>342733087
because their quacking
>>342733271
I'm a mother fucking gentleman, I am incapable of being offensive.
>>342733181
DELT THSI
>>342733879
If we work together and try our hardest, we can meme harder than the Queen. Come on lads, let's get to it. Post your video game ducks.
you wouldn't a video game duckI might
>>342733181
We need a duck's revenge game. We got deer's revenge after all.
This thread is full of unholy beasts that must be purged from our mortal realm.
>>342734030
show us your video game dick
>>342734408
I want to split those cats with my dick
Why are geese so worthless?
>>342734408
I will not stand for this post! There are no ducks in it!
I humbly request that you remove this sick filth immediately.
>>342734569
geese are not useless, they provide an example of how not to be a duck
guys im drunk why is this thread so popular?
>>342734569
Some geese made ia nest next to the fucking road to my apartment. Whenever I walk to the store, one is there. In the middle of the road. Waiting.
>>342734615
why did sega mega drive look so much like the brazzers logo
>>342734885
do the right thing and erase the malevolent fowl from the world
Is this a duck?
>>342735150
thy will be done
>>342731851
Gunman Clive. You play as a duck with no attack and have to survive the whole game
>>342735284
Ducks have bills and teeth, jackass
>>342734551
Please don't sexualize the cats.
>>342731708
haha
>>342736627
hoho I imagine they emit a luxurious smell.
>duck thread
>>342736228
>not sexualizing the cats
they are literally made for the fug
I HATE THIS THREAD!!!!!
>>342735284
who the fuck is this goofy ass nigga
>>342737058
How very rude of you. Please remove yourself the premises, immediately.
Ducks are rapists and cannibals with corkscrew penises.
Ducks are disgusting
>>342737682
arent we all
>>342737862
Rapists and cannibals with corkscrew penises?
>>342737682
Ducks sound like scholarly gentlemen. Just like all of the fine meme-masters on the internets.
>>342737862
Fucking wish I had a corkscrew penis
>>342737924
yep
>>342736774
god damn i remember that show. that one episode about the "wereduck" who had teeth and ate aligators, shit was spooky.
>>342737058
DELET THIS
Are there any games that involve geese in some way?
>Search for dogs with duck beaks
>Get this nightmare
>>342738763
That goose is reacting to self-discovery. He realized that he is in fact a goose, and not a duck.
It is ashamed of its existence.
Shortly after that picture was taken, it committed suicide. RIP in peace, sweet child.
>>342738948
I don't think that's accurate
Duck in a gamestop.
>>342739632
that is not a real gamestop, it has no shadow
I prefer creatures like this. Is that okay /v/?
>>342739632
Dude I see Republic Commando back there
>>342739632
that looks like a tasty duck
>>342734569
Fuck off
Geese are our brothers
>>342739771
sure but i'm pretty sure is no match for a duck
>>342741495
i love it
>>342739632
>Be working at Gamestop
>Duck waddles in like a smug motherfucker
>Picks up KOTOR 2 and starts waddling towards the exit
>Sir you have to pay for that
>"Put it on my bill."
FUCKING GAMESTOP
http://www.theonion.com/article/seagull-far-inland-must-be-total-fuckup-53153
This makes me miss my ducks :(
>>342742690
i got a duck for you right here
>>342742363
Sorry ducks but you taste too good.
>>342735543
I got that game with the remaining money on my card, fun cheap game
>>342737010
They're made for gaming. This is a gaming thread haha
DONT CLICK VERY RISKY
Geese are the Lu-Bu of birds.
Just a reminder that canadian geese are push overs and you can literally chase down their offspring and pick them up and the parents will do nothing but hiss at you.
>>342742802
i dont get it
>>342743625
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>342745526
I've been debating trying to punch one nearby here in the face. Can't they break your fucking arm with their wings or some shit though?
>>342741495
>It ain't me starts playing
Peking duck > any other duck preparation
>>342732906it's beak looks like a dog
>>342745845
The fuckers have been breeding like rabbits in the backyard at the house I grew up in every summer and I have been harassing them since I was like 10. In my experience they will run from you if you charge them even when their offspring are still small, flightless and yellow. I have never had one try to do anything more to me than hiss, in my 10 years of fucking with them. They are also pretty fucking small so I doubt they can do any real damage to you. If anything wear a thick jacket and grab them by the neck if they are more aggressive.
>>342743225
haha xD funny
>>342745845
On another note, dont fuck with the big white domestic geese. They are the kind to try to peck your eyes out.
is this the birth of an epic new meme?
![dcd040c48f2dbf9b46a4df99b050e0a149f666f0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gc2zRjh.jpg "dcd040c48f2dbf9b46a4df99b050e0a149f666f0[1].jpg")
>Duck thread
>On a vidya board
>No mention of Duck Game
I'm disappointed in all of you.
>>342746467
Looks like a mini Shoebill Stork
Hey everybody nice duck thread we got here
>>342746995
i dont get it
>>342747537
>is a breaindead retarded monkey that can't read the fucking thread
Hey guys I'm going to the bathroom, can you please watch my duck for me
>>342748012
Ok literally one person mentioned it but still
![PeskyKeyCusimanse[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/uuCuRjW.jpg "PeskyKeyCusimanse[1].webm")
>>342747537
>not playing this duck game
http://www.mediafire.com/download/6egwqafy06hxh6e/Duck-win.zip
>>342731460
what is that?
Good Thread
I actually really appreciate these threads and it's nice of the mods to not delete them, I think it adds a little more POP to /v/.
>>342748824
I'll pop you, boy
>>342739632
>straight toward the guides
fucking casual
>>342748903
dont tho
DUCC
>>342748609
diagonal cat op pls nerf
isn't it funny how almost all ducks in video games are evil
https://youtu.be/BAWO3xqfEFo
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zeU91jr.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>342749295
Do these ducks look evil to you?
>>342749295
Such as?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVUSVUwpHs
dukc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1NvBd72L4
DAKSU
Birds are not that important.
>>342736774
That show was so soothing, I loved watching these even until I was 14. They were really relaxing.
![0f7feb98c2dbb5ae231a25e78d9d7d1a22f3c9cc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q4S7ge7.jpg "0f7feb98c2dbb5ae231a25e78d9d7d1a22f3c9cc[1].jpg")
>>342747537
God, the trading cards for that game can be so terrifying sometimes
>>342743225got anything lewd?
>>342749647
this is absolutely untrue, birds are very important
posting now, for your benefit, a picture of the best and most important bird
>>342734569
WE'LL SEE YOU ON THE ROAD, SKAG!
JUST LIKE WE SAW THE NIGHT RIDER!
Posting in epic bread
>>342749986
I'm disappointed
>>342743225
"I think the better question is why real gamers keep finding new way to exclude people from their hobby based on their perceived dedication to it. What makes the games you sanction any more credible than what others find validation and enjoyment in?"
"Because they're actual fucking games you problematic glasses Clash of Clans playing twat."
>>342749526
the duck from duck hunt
>>342734987
it's the other way around anon.
![34239e08f4a45edf7aacaa8f1ef7563ff9b350f1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6VEkQWo.jpg "34239e08f4a45edf7aacaa8f1ef7563ff9b350f1[1].jpg")
![d8a88328328d0e3441103df349c0fa3125d2c489[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KlCiC7w.jpg "d8a88328328d0e3441103df349c0fa3125d2c489[1].jpg")
My town's mascot is the ducks
CAW!
>>342749295
Id really prefer if youd be quiet
>>342750002
Lol
>>342750541
Duck Guy was too good for this world.
Owning birds is the worst, bird poop is the worst
>>342750863
Birds should be free.
>>342750541
digital style
>>342745590
underrated
>>342750002
>>342750768
my niggas
![terry-powergyser[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FJ3QyQk.gif "terry-powergyser[1].gif")
>>342750124
>>342750858
P E S K Y
B
E
E
>>342750541DON'T
TOUCHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2>4>3>1>5>6
Could you handle this many ducks?
>>342751643
Music-wise:
3>2=4>1>6>5
Video-wise:
2>6>4>5>1>3
>>342739632
why is that duck in a gamestop? ducks don't belong there!
>>342732930
>>Duck Tales (for NES)
Duck Tales 2 is the superior game.
>>342750365
The OP is a s4s meme too famalam.
YEAH DUCKS
>>342743625
DELETE THIS
>>342754796
delte
Duck thread best thread
>>342754831
Get Hoota here.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8yx4k4tzqE
>>342746110
I hope you mean fotunate son by creedence clearwater revival anon
If not you're a fag
>>342732429
>bowlingpin_eating_a_taco.jpg
>>342755463
nanomemes, son
>>342743225
>exclude people from their hobby
But people that play the "mobile games" and calls themselves "gamers" dont have the same hobby as those that plays real videogames.
It should be normal wonder if you share a hobby with someone.
I don't go around telling people that I love literature just to get attention when I only read texts on my phone.
>>342739632
holy shit!
>>342731460
OH SHIT
HERE HE COMES
THAT BOY
SELECT YOUR BIRB
>>342742418
What kind of bird is this
Protip: Ducks and birds cant actually digest bread.
Dont feed it to them.
