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So /v/, what is the worst Elder Scrolls race?
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So /v/, what is the worst Elder
Scrolls race?
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>>342727819
Any of the elf races.
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Niggerguards
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>>342727819
Are they good at stealth archery?

I'm not even joking, that meme is just too on point. How many of us DIDN'T do stealth archery our first runs?
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Khajiits

Literally all good for nothing skooma users
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>god tier
Nords
>high tier
Dunmer
>mid tier
Imperial, bosmer, Breton
>bad tier
Khajiit, redgaurd,
>Shit tier
Orc, alter, argonian

>inb4 le skyrim memer
I've been playing Nord since Morrowind.
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>>342728084
anyone who plays something like that is probably a redditor or underage, everyone knows that battlemage is the best playthrough
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>>342728084
stealth-archery-heavy armor master race
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The Imga. They're so bad that Bethesda refused to allow them being in ESO and they're trying to retcon them out of existence, so they had to come up with a bullshit excuse. So they put all Imgas on the Falinesti, who got stolen by Baan Dar.
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>>342727920
This
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The ones that look like humans
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>>342727819
>>342727920
>>342728090
wrong

>>342727910
not quite
Altmer and Bosmer are shit
kats are okay
Dunmer are goat

>>342728084
Orsimer are pretty good stealth archers in Oblivion/skyrim, because race doesn't matter. It only really mattered in Morrowind, because races were broken and didn't change shit in Daggerfall and nobody plays Arena anymore

But in Skyrim, Orcs make the best assassins, ironically. Their race power is to make double damage

backstabs can do up to like 32 or 64 times the damage of the dagger IIRC
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>>342728279
>I've been playing Nord since Morrowind.
So you've been a skyrim memer before Skyrim even came out, starting with the first meme game in the franchise.

*tips horned helmet*
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>>342728279
DAE like epic vikings xD?
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Legitimate question

Do you guys ever play as Bretons?

I always hear people talking shit about all the other races but Bretons never seem to get a mention.

Does that make them the worst because they're forgotten-tier?
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>>342728084
>play stealth archer with high CHR in every rpg, including tabletops
>always roleplay a charming bard character
>mfw the characters I've been roleplaying for decades are now a fucking meme
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>>342728506
>>342728681
Nords are the best warrior class without being a green nigger you retards. Also they have the purest bloodlines unlike you shit skins.
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Anything that isn't in pic related
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>>342728090

Ay mate. Take that back.
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Orcs weren't even playable until Morrowind, before they were just enemies like goblins or scamps. It should have stayed that way.
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>>342728745
they have the best racial

I mean 50% magic res (25 in Skyrim) is pretty damn good
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>>342728761
If it makes you feel better by 2026 there will be few things that aren't memes.
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>>342727819
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>>342728745
I play qt Breton Conjuration mages.
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Anything furry or scaly
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>>342728745
Bretons are like the passive race that doesn't really do much. Kind of like Sweden. Actually I kind of hope the next elder scrolls features High Rock getting swarmed by Orcs and the Orcs try to get them to follow the law of Malacath.
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>>342728838
I'd be her very special friend.
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>>342728084
i played spellsword the first time through
that is until you reach the point at which level scaling keeps increasing but your magic damage caps so you need to either break the game with alchemy or change to something else LIKE FUCKING ARCHERY
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>>342728745
I always play a Breton female, typically a Knight. They're so adorably short.
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>>342728084
I did stealth archery, but only because melee is worthless.
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>>342729128
Just break the game with enchanting. It's fucking op.
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It's canon that cute bosmeri girls have the sexiest feet
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Khajiits are the absolute worst just look at this shit
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>>342728745

Bretons are basically the masterrace in TES.
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>>342728957
Who has the best classic portraits and why is it Dumner and Khajit?

Everyone else's is some passive stance.
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Nords = Aryan
Altmer = Jews
Orcs = Niggers
Redgaurd = Mudslimes
Argonian = Mexicans
Imperials = Americans
Bretons = Europoors
Dunmer = Chinese
Bosmer = Natives
Khajiits = Indians
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>>342728761
> playing a stealth archer in tabletop.

Faggot.
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>>342728084
Dual-weilding conjuror you pleb
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>>342729541
>Dunmer
>Chinese
They're Hebrew.
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>>342728957

Whoever wrote this shit has a hardon for archery.
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>>342728385
WE
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>>342729658
I always related them closer to being Chinese because they had ancient ching Chong practices and stuff
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Argonians

> View Aedra and Daedra for what they are, shittier versions of the Hist
> Have a holistic view on history, where a single Argonian can give their life to ensure her ancestor will gain an advantage out of it several thousand years later
> Can see trough time by getting high on fumes from Hist sap
> The Hist literary shits out Amber plasm
> Argonians are the only known creature on Nirn that can survive bathing in Amber plasm, something the Hist shits out like no tomorrow if needed.
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>>342728745
I always main Bretons. I love everything about them, they're the most high fantasy race in Elder Scrolls. Some playthroughs I'm a Bretonic Knight, others I'm a Breton Archmagus. Hell, I could go Breton stealtharcher and RP as a Forsworn.
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>>342728957
oh g-d my stomach
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>>342728835
>Nords are the best warrior class
Everyone laugh at this /pol/tard.
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>>342729541
Orcs are Mongols, dude, also I always felt that the Dunmer were much closer to the feudal Japanese than Chinese due to how honorabru, xenophobic and clan based they are. They also have policemen with scary masks and cool temples.
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>>342730007
anything else is literally a meme
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Pic related, fuck redguards
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>>342729682
It's a poke at how neo-TES players think.
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Lore wise, probably either Orcs or Bosmer

Orcs
>constantly rekt by High Rock/Hammerfell
>worships a daedric prince that is literally shit
>only chance of being anything other than a tribal shitter is to be frontline armored units in the empire

Bosmer
>Shitty tree hugging cannibals
>can't into technology or math
>altmeri dominion's personal fucbois
>get buttmad when you hurt trees but use bows and arrows all the time
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>>342729820
Such as? Aside from some Akaviri architecture and weaponry, their culture and history mirrors the Jews much closer.
>mythical exodus preceded by their god paving the way for them
>longstanding rivalry with the Babylonian-looking Dunmer
>tribal culture vested in tradition
>occupation by Romanesque Empire
>leading religious authorities actively try to stamp out cults that challenge the prevailing Temple authority
>Nerevarine is basically Christ
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>>342728084
>playing the game in shittiest most boring way possible

I know there's some stuff that's fun to do with stealth, but going through every dungeon at a snails pace just isn't something I want to do 100 times, especially when it's not even necessary.

>>342729642
This dude knows what's up

>not dual wielding mother fucking laser swords
>not using the shelves in the house you get to collect dead bodies so you can switch out side kicks and stuff

Battle mage in general is best choice, pure mage is cool in theory, but in practice just doesn't feel right.
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>>342729541
So the Imperials are the masterrace? Sound about right.
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>>342729974
How do you deal with the fact every race wants a Breton girl?
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The following is the best

Imperial>Dunmer>Bretons>altmer>orsimer>Redguards>nords>Bosmer>Khajiit>argonians
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>>342729820
Altmer are more chinese than them.
That "altmer = jews" meme is something sputed by retards that only played Skyrim.
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>>342730267
*Babylonian-looking Dwemer
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>>342730339
I hadn't noticed that.
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>>342729459
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Argonians are literally Australians, think about it.
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>>342730727
*Abbos
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>>342729365
in the vanilla game there was no "fortify destruction damage" enchant, just mana cost bullshit
back on release this was an issue since compounded skills would keep increasing your damage for other weapons but not magic unless you chug potions like a cunt, forcing you to spec alchemy as a mage and spend a fuckload of time gathering ingredients

i mean obviously hitting people with my +300something deathstick worked but then youre barely a mage at all right
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>>342730727
but argonians work
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>>342730874
meant to quote

>>342730803
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>>342729592
>He doesn't play a sneaky, sly Bard who talks his way out of every situation

I'm not the faggot here, famalam.
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>>342727819
Hmmm the elves because they are so elitist. Nords are the best.
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>>342728745
They're good but not terribly popular I guess, Dunmer is generally my go to race, but Bretons are more solid casters than Altmer and are just overall decent is you plan on using magic.

Pretty much a solid pick that there's not much bad to say about, and they aren't meme tier like Nords or Imperials.

Also it's been a while, but I think their starting speed in Morrowind wasn't as horrendous as the Altmer's which is another reason to like them, along with better racials.
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>>342731057
>the elves
That's like 4 races.

Though calling orcs elves is like saying Arabs are Asians, it's TECHNICALLY correct but come on.
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Argonians are terrible
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>>342728745
bretons are literally the best class

no other class can get almost 100% damage resist AND 100% magic resist like bretons do. The only other race you should consider is altmer if you want a lot of magicka but really, you don't need it. "fucking Invincible" master of magicka breton is cooler.
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>>342729528

The breton's got a face like he's had some sort of deep philosophical realization in the midst of receiving oral.

Actually what the hell IS the Breton doing? Why are some of them naked and some of them not?

Why does the High Elf look like a Vietnamese transvestite and the Redguard look like he's daring you to play the cup game with him?
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>>342731246
why would reptiles have mammary glands
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>>342729541

Khajiits can't be indians.

People LIKE Khajiit.
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>>342728745
Bretons were OP in Oblivion as mage types. 50% magic resist off the bat, helps negate the 100% weakness to magic from the Apprentice birthsign and you get a fuckton of magicka this way. High Elves make for better pure mages but fucking nobody makes a class that doesn't use at least one type of weapon instead of spells.

I hate the lore for them though. Muh frenchies
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>>342731236
Technically, Arabs are just people who speak Arabic as their main language.
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>>342728745
I always thought of the Bretons as prudish intellectuals in previous games but they have the sluttiest armor in Skyrim
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>>342731754
Bretons are more like traditional Europe.
You have court wizards and nobles, but there are also witch covens and shit.
Now thanks to Skyrim I imagine those covens full of sluts that perform sexual rituals to Mephala every night.
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Imperial, Argonian, Dunmer are best race
Orc, Khajiit, Nords, and all other elves are shit
Redguards are okay
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>>342731754
Forsworn aren't Breton, Reachmen aren't Breton.
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>>342731246
>>342731345
>>342731447
>>342731680
All human races are equally the worst.
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>>342728745

Best racials but no one wants to play the tubby manlet race
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>>342728745
Played a Breton in Arena
It was okay
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>>342729541
Imperials are Romans and Bretons are French dumbass
What is this meme?
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Are there any Orc savants? I don't recall Morrowind having a single one, yet it seemed like every other race did.
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awwww!~
*nuzzles you and pounces on u and notices your buldge*
0w0 whats this..?
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No one gives a fuck about your shitty tastes in races, The real question is, what is the least appreciated school of magic?
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>>342732149
>Orc
>Savant
The Caldera ones are so stupid they dont even care if you steal their shit right in front of them
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>>342731384
>Actually what the hell IS the Breton doing?
You already said it
>deep philosophical realization in the midst of receiving oral
Sex, drugs and magicka is the way of the breton. They're decadent noble wizards.
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>>342731435
Because they're actually closer to sentient trees than they are to reptiles. The hist also makes them look more human-like the more they consume as they're young. The argonians we see and play as in every game are only one 'breed' of argonian, same with how every khajiit is suthay-raht instead of any of the ~10 other breeds.
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None, they are equal and have their own advantages and shortcomings. Only a nigger would think otherwise.
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>>342732267
Mysticism for sure, to the point where it was fucking removed from Shitrim. Telekinesis is amazingly fun in Oblivion with the Supreme Magicka mod; you can cast it on people and pull or push them away like with an object, and objects held with telekinesis also can damage/knock over enemies if thrown hard enough.

Conjuration is overrated on the other hand, IMO.
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>>342732359
The Arena Argonian's were the closest to human looking in all the elder scrolls games
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>>342732359
I heard that each game actually has different khajiit species.
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>>342728937
is this a meme?

that time is now anon
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>>342732590
The only evidence of this would be how Khajiits are digitigrade in Morrowind and plantigrade (they can wear shoes) in Oblivion/Skyrim, same with Argonians. But that's just a gameplay thing, they all look pretty similar.
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>>342729907
This thread is asking about the worst race, not the best race.
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Why are /v/ TES threads the best? Even with the tons of shitposting going on between the hardcore fans of each individual game, they're still amazingly comfy and fun compared to the condensed cancer that is /tesg/.
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>>342732267
Mysticism
RIP

Otherwise Alteration

I like my utility spells even if I'm not a mage.
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>>342732738
and this in Daggerfall

I'm not a furry but I hope we never see them again or they do something interesting with them
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>>342732267
>Restoration is always useful for everyone
>Conjuration is metal and is a force multiplayer
>Mysticism has a lot of flavour
>Illusion can be crazy broken
>Destruction is usually pretty limited but has fireballs so it's a classic
>Alteration has Armour spells, Knock spells, and some situational stuff

They all have pretty good cred
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>>342731989
Are you retarded?
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>>342732875
that's why you should go on /tgesg/
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>>342732359
>The hist also makes them look more human-like the more they consume as they're young
I think you have that backwards.

honestly the whole "why does snek have boob" thing is kind of ridiculous when you take in the fact that argonians are fish-like amphibious lizards that suck magic sap as part of their development, and certain argonians even grow feathers. Tits are the least ridiculous thing about their biology
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>>342733085
>Illusion can be crazy broken

Best magic right there.
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The only really bad races are High Elves and Dark Elves. Literally robots. None of them have any personality and they all think they deserve to own all of Tamriel.

Every other race can't be judged as a whole because they actually have good and bad characters throughout elder scrolls history.
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>>342729087
But sacking Orisinium is the main passtime of Bretons and Redguards
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ESO is on sale, is it good guys?
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>>342728461
>Dunmer are goat
My eternal nigga, these N'wah just don't understand
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>>342728279
>>god tier
>Nords
Muh talos muh skyrim for the nords
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>>342728957
It bothers me that Bretons in the portrait don't look entirely human even though in the games I can't tell the difference between them and Nords/Imperials.
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>>342733063
You're a furry, I'd rather have Ohmes-raht than the shit we have now.
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>>342733259
Has it gone 100% F2P yet? I think the base game has but there are a ton of DLCs that cost a fuckton.
Wait til then.
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>>342728957
>province of Oblivion
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>>342729682
It's a meme you dip
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>>342733314
It's easy to tell the difference between Nords/Imperials/Bretons in the other games, Skyrim is where they all look the same.
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Argonians. Their mix of skills is weird and their racial abilities can be replicated by extremely low level spells.
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>>342733330
It is literally a human with a tail tacked on when they realized that 5 human races was a bit much, they didn't even put cat ears on them.
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>>342733361
it is, no more subscription fee.
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>>342731236
Elves are elves fuck em bra.
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>>342733270
they just have such a cool lore, and their skills reflect my favorite playstyle
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>>342728084
Stealth archery is the least shit option in ES.
Magic is always fucking garbage and melee means using the most buttfuckingly retarded battle system I've ever seen in an rpg.
If elder scrolls games had better combat I'd pick something else.
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>>342732013
Furry or scaley go home.
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>>342727819
Depends. Imperials are the worst in terms of min-maxing. Argonians are the niggers of TES though. People will meme about redguards, but they're usually upstanding negroes.
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>>342733435

Well I'm so fucking sorry, I didn't know.
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>>342728084
2H guy first time
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>>342733670
>muh min-maxing
Roleplaying and immersion comes first and foremost.
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>>342733598
>Magic is always fucking garbage
>[Morrowind player cries in background]
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>>342733598
Magic is only bad in Skyrim, even when modded it's just boring then. Oblivion and Morrowind, with or without mods, have great magic systems.
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>>342728084
Such a fucking meme playstyle.
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>>342728084
didn't play an archer in my life I'm not a faggot
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>>342732267
Thaumaturgy no contest
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>>342732025
>not wanting to play as a qt womanlet
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All races are trash. Fuck this shitty fake dreamworld.
Glory to the Brass God.
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>>342729541
A list made by an uneducated North American/10

You probably didn't even play the game.
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>>342728279
>God tier
>Nords

Stopped reading there. Nords are the most boring race in the entire series. While not the worst, they sure as fuck aren't the best.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP

POST MORE YELLOW ELVES
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>>342734139
Fucking who?
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Lizard penis
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Ever play a non-stealthy Archer? Shits actually kind of challenging keeping your distance and putting shots on target
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>>342734342
OP asked the worst race, not the hottest race.
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>>342728084
My first playthrough I tried to play a healer conjurer
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>>342734379
Until you get to level 50 and get the stagger perk.
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>>342731246
>>342731345
>>342731447
>>342731680
>>342731776
>She didn't do porn while dressed up like this

Feels bad man.
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>>342734379
Non-stealth Archery only happens when you're too weak to stealth-OHK an enemy and they chase after you once you're detected. Fact.
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>>342732267
Illusion
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>Stealth archery

This is only viable in Skyrim. Anyone parroting the meme is a Skyrim only kid.
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>>342734596
stupid altmer poster
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>>342734596
It works in Oblivion too you giant faggot. Melee in Oblivion was notoriously shit.
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>>342733330
>I want shitty Japanese catgirl

Fuck off.
There is a dozen other games you can play featuring that shit.
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>>342734596
Have you ever played Morrowind or Oblivion? It was just as OP then.
The only reason why it's more prevalent in Skyrim is because a). Skyrim is more popular and b). Every other playstyle in Skyrim is shit.
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>>342733743
I don't disagree. Just addressing a potential point.
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>>342732875
Because /v/ TES threads usually discuss the game, lore or other shit rather than being an image dump for manchildren to post their abominations of characters.
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>>342728372
>battlemage
fucking mary sue. why dont you just be all three specializations, you fucking mongoloid?
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>>342727819
Orsimer are best waifus
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>>342734816
>scat
>that horrifying artwork even without the literal shit tier fetish
No thanks.
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Beat up a chieftain
Take his women
Live the life
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>>342734139
Numidium got smashed and fucked in the ass multiple times by dick-ass-thiefmage dudes, though.
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>>342728935
Not the best racial in Skyrim, that belongs to orcs. Double physical damage dealt and half physical damage taken for an entire MINUTE of fighting? You'd be crazy not to pick Orc for any build other than a magical one.
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>>342734310
Big stompy Dwemer robot with the power to ignore things out of existence. Every time it's turned on, Akatosh has an aneurysm and time stops working properly.
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>>342731583
Khajiit rhymes with Pajeet
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>>342727819
You KNOW this is perfectly accurate.
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>>342735301
true, but then again, this is skyrim we're talking about, and in the long run, this shit don't matter when you can just fus roh dah every enemy in the game without any problem
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>>342735507
>top of the image is the lowest tier
>all those inaccuracies
>clearly a skyrim-only player made it
0/10
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>>342731236
Arabs are caucasian
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>>342734139
>mfw reading C0da

Craziest thing is Kirkbride got over his alcoholism problem which he had when he wrote for Morrowind. I can't even imagine what he would come up with if he took up acid or LSD.
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>>342735126
What mods allow me to take an Orismer trophy wife through battle and conquest?
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>>342728084
What's the point of character builds when you can max every skill?
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Reminder that Talos is not one person, but three.
And the Nordic part wasn't even Tiber Septim.
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>>342734660
Archery is shit in Oblivion. Sword and boarding it is much faster.
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>>342727910
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When can we reasonably see a game that lets you explore all of Tamriel?

TESO doesn't count
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>>342727819
Nords
>Stupid
>Muh Talos
>Muh tradition
>Muh Skyrim
>Distrust magic, the best resource in the entire universe and the reason elves whooped their shit

Literal white trash 'Murricans of Tamriel
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>>342728745
My illusionist/conjurer is a breton.
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>>342736234
Literally never.
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>>342729172
>short cute female knight

The only way to play.
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>>342736430
Damn it, Todd. Do one thing right before you die.
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>>342736249
>illusionist/conjurer
Mein nigger
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>>342728745
Breton are objectively the best TES race, tied with Dunmer.
If you aren't playing one of the two, you're doing it wrong.
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>>342727910
go away, Pelinal
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>>342736234
Arena has already been made famalam
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>>342735126
>Turd hair
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Who /ImperialMasterRace/ here?
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>>342736604
Ulfric please leave
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Bretons a best

All the perks of elves without any of the downsides
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>>342736665
>he doesn't play as native race in every game
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>>342737247
>he plays like a lorehumping autismo
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Maomer playable when
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>>342728378
Imga are based
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>>342737072
as much of a pelinal fag i might be, dunmer are pretty okei too...
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>tfw you get so infamous the Thalmor send hit squads to kill you
>10x better if you're playing a high elf who sees the errors of his/her race
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>>342737398
>He plays TES and doesn't care about lore

You could never even do it more wrong.
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>>342735190
Nah bruh that's the fake ass mimic built by faggot-ur the real numidium just got warped forward in time to the end of the fifth era, and when the time comes, he will FUCKING BREAK THE WORLD!
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>>342734816
that image set was god tier
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>>342727819
Redguard best

Cats are worst
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>>342728745
Yes
They have the most qt females.
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>>342736141
Reminder that Talos isn't actually three persons but a cliff racer in a trench coat [/spoiler] actually Lorkhan
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>tfw TESVI is going to be about the rebellion against the alderi dominion
>not exploring the 2 other continents of Nirn
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Do all Wood Elves have to follow the green pact?

Can they just fuck it and go normie?
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>>342727819
Catmen
literally the niggers of Tamriel
even the actual nigger redguard arent the main niggers.
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>>342737418
Literal Maori niggers.
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>>342733259
it's pretty alright

I heard it sucked ass on launch, but I'm having fun so far
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>>342737623
Where does it say in lore the Nerevarine has to be Dunmer? Or the Last Dragonborn has to be Nordic? Honestly so long as it's fun who cares
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>>342738036
You can be a Bosmer and eat greens. Then again its part of roleplaying so yeah
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>>342727819
Wood elves. Who the fuck even remembers Wood elves?
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>>342735998
Perks :^)
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>>342734596
Knallerfrauen is the funniest shit.

>That skit where the pet bunny dies so she ties it to a fucking RC car to make it look like it's running around the back yard
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>>342737587
You can always be either of these races and live in Cheydinhal, which is in Cyrodil and has a decent amount of Dunmer roaming around. and its the best city ever
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Khajiits.
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>>342738036
I think it's only a necessity in Valenwood itself. I don't know if they can eat non-meat outside of the country itself. They do import wood from outside the country, so perhaps. The Green Pact seem specific to that forest.
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>>342738069
maori aren't all that bad
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>>342729682
Its making a point taht in skyrim the best build was to do a stealth archery build. It was just better than anything else.
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>>342738303
Not even Wood Elves remember Wood Elves. Because they're shapeshifting cannibals.
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>>342729541
Shit list senpai.

Nords = Literally snowniggers
Altmer = Nazi Chink Jews
Orcs = Fuck if I know.
Redguard = ISIS Samurais
Argonian = The blue things from Avatar
Imperials = Romans (HOW do you fuck this up)
Bretons = Frenchies/traditional high fantasy cucks
Dunmer = Mormon Jews.
Bosmer I can agree with.
Khajiits = Gypsies
Dwemer = Mesopotamians/Ancient Greeks
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>>342728279
Nords are one of the worst races. They're literally more primitive than orcs.
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>>342738837
>The blue things from Avatar
kek
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Would you date a Khajiit girl?
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>>342738303
I've only ever played Bosmer. >>342738735 This shit alone makes them fucking awesome. Who doesn't want to play as a race of shapeshifting cannibal elves?
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>>342733259
The beta was the most boring thing ever. Dunno if much changed, but doubt it.
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>>342739024
>smelly, wet fur
>covered in fleas, ticks, and lice since they're wandering hobos
>hopeless drug addicts
>probably great at sex, but would leave you with an empty wallet and 3 STDs

Argonians are the only way to go imo.
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>>342738036
The Green Pact applies only to the bosmer living in Valenwood. In addition, they can still import and use plants from trees outside of Valenwood
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>>342727920
they were necessary. they had a place. but I do agree they are the lamest along with wood elves

BASICALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN BRETON
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>>342729541
How to identify underage: the post.
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>>342739349
>not taking cat lady home and cleaning her up
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>mfw reading this thread
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>>342738837
>Nazi Chink Jews
Surprisingly accurate
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>>342739349
Dar-ma is best TES girl
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>>342739024
The real question is: would they date us?

Humans are weak, they have little fur so say goodbye to warming up by cuddling in cold nights, they have hideous snouts, and they love inserting themselves in any situation as being the coolest.

The only way I could see a khajiit girl being attracted to a male human is if he somehow put a lot of effort on trascending his own shittiness or she's just a rare case.
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>>342727819
All the mer races are vile
Let Men reign supreme, our glories await
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>>342737072
>tfw actually like imperials
>tfw cant say it without special-snowflake faggots laughing because i dont want to be some lizard-fucking furfag
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>>342740018
we used to mattah
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>>342728745
Atronach Breton Oblivion player here. That combo essentially had you never fear mages at all for the entire game.
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>>342739024
Yes I would gladly genocide khajiit and argonians, the worst races in Tamriel.
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>>342740018
this desu, altmer are the ubermensch
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>>342740181
dominating reptilian beasts is an ancient tradition anon.
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>>342728279
>Redguards
>developed nuclear weapons, conquered and rule their own lands
>Nords
>literally the niggers of TES with their only fallback being muh Talos muh glorious past we wuz viking and shieet

Nice meme
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>>342740181
To Oblivion with them my Imperial brother. Hail Cyrodil and its people!
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>>342740535
>sfur
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>>342727819
>That OP pic
I love the Tekken glove, it's so bad.
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I play as a Imperial and dream of the human race dominating cat ladies with our collective dick
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>>342728279
You're an aryan muh masterrace memer despite the nords never having done anything fucking impressive other than migrate and making ghettos
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>>342740924
She's dead Anon.
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>>342728084
First run in any RPG for me is a big bad warrior (usually with a 2hdr or sword and board), then dick ass thief, then mage, then mix and match if I still like the game.

Back to the topic at hand:

Dunmer>Argnonian>Breton>Nord>Altmer>Imperial>Redguard>Bosmer>Khajit>Orc
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>>342739971
>>342739670
>>342739578
>>342739349
Just a few examples to show how degenerate the Mer races are along with the filthy traitors of Men lusting after bestiality. Disgusting.
To think we have to sign the Concordat and allowing these..beasts to roam our cities is unthinkable
Rise up, children of the Emperor! Servants to Septim! Free ourselves from this menace and take back our glories!
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>>342740181
>Imperial
>Those boring as fuck race attributes
>Being a human in a role-playing game

Come on.
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>>342728745
I play as a Breton when I do mage playthroughs

Nord for Warrior (or sometimes redguard if I want to add archery and sword and board instead of 2hndr)

Argonian for stealth

Dunmer for Spellsword
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>>342741217
>she died waiting for you
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>>342741550
>NOT being a human
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>>342741550
>Implying i want to be an elf or a lizard.
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>>342727819
he's not a bad or good orc. He's THE orc.

Believe THAT.
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WHERE ARE THE SLOADS TODD?
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