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DUDE WHAT IF WHAT IF WE MAKE TF2 CUNTSMAN EVEN MORE OF A FUCKING
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DUDE WHAT IF

WHAT IF WE MAKE TF2 CUNTSMAN

EVEN MORE OF A FUCKING SKILLLESS LUCK CUNT

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?
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>getting killed by a Hanzo
The moment you see that the enemy team has a Hanzo, someone on your team should switch to Winston and completely shut him down.
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Avoid the dragon and you won't get hit
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>>342724836
>Does a 360
>Presses E and aims on a random spot on the floor.
>Every single arrow magnetically homes in on your big ape face.
>Dead.
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>>342724745
they were thinking of making a video game that appeals to the lowest common denominator

aka every modern blizzard game after diablo 2
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>>342724745
git gud
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Imagine if every Hanzo main actually played a cool hero?
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>>342724745
I think the better question is why did you buy it?
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>>342724745
>WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

Consoles.
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>>342725331

Why did he buy this great new game? Dunno.
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>>342725603
>Overwatch
>Great
Please, go get stabbed by a rapefugee
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>>342725703

Please go be poor somewhere else. Preferably /pol/, seeing as you are right-wing cuck that throws racial slurs to discussion that wasn't even about race nor refugees.
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>>342725982
>Being an Open Borders Socialist faggot on 4chan
Please, go get shot and die slow
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>>342726106

>throw random racial slur
>get called upon using it for no reason
>proceed with more slur unrelated to anything

B R A V O

I'm always having hard time deciding whether it is /pol/ or /r9k/ that is the most pathetic 4chan board. I think /pol/ most of the time, because /r9k/ at least seems to be somewhat self-aware
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>>342726403
dude niggers hahahahaha
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>>342725065
>Blizzard wasn't always casual.
Are you retarded?
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>>342726403
How the hell is rapefugee and faggot racial slurs? Your obviously a cuck pussy with no brain but that was allready evident from the fact you bought overwatch.
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Can someone post the webm's of overwatch's dank hitboxes?

It was of some guy point blank shooting a pistol to the right of a ninjafags head and it was somehow still hitting him
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>>342727238

Wow, you really are salty since you cannot afford Overwatch. Tell you what, poor man - I'm feeling generous today. I will transfer you 20 bucks if you give me your bank account number

Provided you have a bank account, of course, because knowing /pol/ they probably think bank accounts are some Jewish conspiracy created to control the masses
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>>342724745

>Played beta
>No cyborg Hanzo skin

Dropped it right then and there
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>>342726641
Is SC casual?
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>>342724745
>There are people actually aimbotting as Honzo
I knew I should have gone console.
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>>342727667
>because knowing /pol/ they probably think bank accounts are some Jewish conspiracy created to control the masses

They are
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>>342727786

and /pol/ delivers yet again

you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>342727767
yes. yes it is.

Just because autists take something and turn it into HIGH SKILL CEILING SPECIAL RULES PRO GAMING shit doesn't mean the original concept of the game wasn't intended for kids to play.
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>>342727927

>worst sailor

You cant really say anything at this point.
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>>342724836
>Wasting valuable time running back to spawn or switching to counter a fucking useless hanzo

One out of fifty hanzos has given me trouble, every team had a hanzo. It's the rules of nature, every time me and my two buddies play we watch as our team fills with useless squish bags like hanzo and we're stuck as tank and support. So if your plan is to counter every hanzo you see, might as well main Winston.
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>>342728073

I don't need to say anything else at this point.

We had our fun, but /pol/tards really are relentless and will continue to emberass themselves no matter what and it gets boring after a while. So after you had your fun, you need to let them go.
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>>342728375

Yeah okay you go and keep being a sheeple while we /pol/ save the world little by little.
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>>342726403
/v/ is the worst board on 4chan
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>>342727952
That's like saying Melee is casual because it was intended to be a party game. What's even a non-casual game to you?
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>>342727667
I wasn't even the same guy just a good semeritan here to call you out on your cucky posts. Overwatch is pure garbage and your just upset you've wasted your money on a joke.
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>>342728953

I kinda figured out you weren't the same

I'm upset? It is you who came into Overwatch thread to spit out how shit it is. Seems like you are the one upset around here.
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>>342724836
>Winston takes approximately 4 seconds to kill Hanzo
>while Hanzo can press E for 150-200 damage, and then fire 2-3 arrows, each having 150 damage which takes 0.5 seconds each drawback
>making it possible to kill Winston with a little less than half health left or 1/4 left
>on top of that, Winston's critbox is an easy and big target, making the time to kill potentially shorter
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>>342729137
>>342724836
Use D.Va for this instead.
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Where were you when you realized tf2 is a better game, from a gameplay standpoint but also from a community standpoint.

The community in tf2 is much more mature, willing to compromise and better yet. actually help the TEAM win instead of helping themselves because theres no personal stats outside of "total time played and total kills".

Overwatch just infuriates me becuase I go in with the tf2 mindset of people actually knowing how to play the damn game but it's not. It's a bunch of fucking idiots running around stat padding to try and git gud so they can impress their fucking friends.

Good thing I only had to pay 30 dollars for this shit game on cdkeys
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>>342725061
Scatter arrow doesn't even do enough damage to kill winston 0/10
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>>342729137
>Being this bad of a winston
Pathetic the game even tells you Winston counters Hanzo
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>>342728125
Me and my buddy have realised that there is a golden rule to this game, and that is that there must always be a Hanzo and a Widowmaker on your team. Especially on attack
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>>342727536
>>342724745
The huntsman had much more retarded hitboxes than Hanzo's.
And huntsman snipers were generally far less useful than Hanzo in pubs. At least Hanzo players have the sonar arrows that help the team and the scatter arrows for hitting shit round corners.
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>>342728586
>implying /pol/ and /v/ aren't the same place
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>>342729535
Actually if a scatter arrow hits a full hp reinhardt it 1 shots him. This is actually proven, in the shitty lines that show up with scatter arrow there is 1 actual arrow and if its full charge and hits a reinhardt behind a shield with full hp it 1 shots him.
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>>342724745
What makes him worse than huntsman sniper? I never played OW
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You have to realize Hanzo isnt a sniper

He's more like Junkrat

Except you dont see your death coming
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DUDE WHAT IF WE ENCOURAGED THE SHITTY LOW LEVEL PLAYER TO ALWAYS PICK THE XD 420 EPIC BOW CHARACTER EVERY GAME

why did they do this
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>>342729118
Do you see the original post? It's obviously an overwatch bash thread and you came to defend it because deep down you know it's shit but can't admit it cause you wasted money on it.
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>>342729778
Scatter arrow does 450 damage MAX if every single arrow hits. That is not counting the armor effect on the arrow put lying.
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>>342729869
But the game doesn't tell offense to snipe.
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>>342725065
Diablo 2 was the easy baby version of D1.
>DUDE WHAT IF WE TAKE THIS DUNGEON CRAWLER...AND TAKE IT OUTSIDE THE DUNGEON?
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>>342729343
>valvefag asspained that his autistic hat-trading simulator brony servers are instantly irrelevant
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>>342730080
But Diablo 2 had dungeons?
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>>342729319
A then become a useless tank for the team! Yaay!
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>>342730135
At least brony's know how to contest a point anon. When theres a roadhog and a reinhardt on my team I expect one of them to know how to sit there and heal/shield.

It's not hard but what can I expect from a casual game that thinks it has any hope as a competitive one.
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>>342729628
So please tell me what can Winston do other than left click? Yeah he can jump on him but the Hanzo will notice him coming from a mile away and move back. Winston can pop shield but the Hanzo can move back, forcing you out of shield

There's nothing sophisticated about Winston. In 1v1 situations, it's you hoping the person has shit aim before you kill them
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>>342729870

You know, I initially was just mocking you by calling you a poorfag but now it is become apparent that you really are one, you seem to have some sort of obsession with those super precious 60 bucks I've spent on this game and you think this will be some great achievement if you manage to prove I lost that money.

The truth is, I enjoy this game. But if I didn't I really wouldn't care that much, 60 dollars is literally nothing for me. Too bad it's not for you, either.

So keep dealing with your poverty by shitposting on Vietnamese arts and craft forum and I'm gonna play some OW.
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Literally one of the worst characters in the game, and horribly Under Powered.
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>>342724745
>play blizzards new casual console shooter
>surprised when its casual
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>>342730385
>What can winston do other then left click
Hoping right on them deals 25 damage on top of knockback and with Hanzos Drawback time winston can easily jump around him and dance in and out of his Barrier to kill Hanzo without Hanzo even being able to tiycg gun,
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>>342730321
>Play as Winston
>Use leap to outflank Hanzo and start shocking his ass
>He starts frantically bouncing around not realising Winston doesn't need to aim his gun, probably because he's a Hanzo shitter and hasn't played anyone else.
>Drop shield and absorb his inevitable scatter arrow.
>Continue applying hot monkey dick.

Same thing happens with Genjis', love leaping after them as they try to climb a wall to safety and blowing a huge gorrila load in their ass.
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>>342730385
Jump behind him and move erratically, even with his tickle gun you'll kill him before he kills you. If he moves away from you jump behind him again. If he moves into your shield trying to be slick move out of it, as long as a shield wall is between the two of you his shots will be blocked.

Also most Hanzos will panic when they see the hot monkey dicc coming and will run, which is an easy kill for you. Same applies for Widow although she's better getting away because
>just press E :^)
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>>342728897
A game with a high entry level.
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>>342729343
>INB4 your team has 4 snipers
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>>342730385
>Hanzo will notice him coming from a mile away.

Winston's leap is where you get around that. People don't realise how far a distance you can cover with it. You can use it to outflank or even charge straight at them. I use the leap to outflank Hanzos' and attack them from the side or from behind, I've never had one manage to kill me after getting the jump on them. They've hurt me sure but even if I don't manage to finish them I can just drop a shield and leap right out.
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>>342730516
>dance in and out of his barrier

Hanzo can just move back like I said
You stay in your barrier and he moves back out of your gun's range, plinking your shield and eventually you. Or, you follow him while getting arrows into your hitbox
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>>342731063
>Hanzo moves away
>leap on him again for more free damage
You can also shoot in the fucking air mate there is no way for Hanzo to win this.
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>>342729319
I think we're working under the assumption that the goal is to kill the sniper, not to pepper them with marshmallows bullets as they run away.
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>>342730497
How shit do you have to be to not get 30+ kills a game with Spamzo?
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>>342731063
Hanzo has 200hp, even Winston's gun can chew through that in no time. Once you get the drop on him he's already lost a good bit of health and he's now hoping for some lucky headshots if he's going to deal with him. If a Winston is walking straight at a Hanzo in his line of sight he's a bad Winston. Winston has a leap to deal with that problem and a shield once he lands on top of him. Hanzo drops fast and has to chew through 500hp and a barrier if used correctly.
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>>342731330
Low MMR, bud?
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>>342729869
Better then having a widowmaker usually, just because its impossible not to get kills with RYUU GA WA TEKI NO FUCK OFF
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>>342730080
>Diablo 2
>Easier than Diablo 1

How can one man be so wrong?
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>>342725331
why did you respond to an idiot that buys blizzard/activision games?

why did I respond to you?

because the human race is doomed, buy blizzard stock and use the profits to drink yourself to death
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>>342731665
Literally no one dies to Hanzo's ult at higher levels.
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>>342732015
But it is a great Area Denial and push Ultimate
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>>342724745
even worse people use wolf hanzo because of the exploit with his ultimate, anyone using wolf hanzo is a shitter
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>>342731451
>He cant get kills with Spamzo
>Calls others bad
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>You play at a high enough level to know that Hanzo is objectively worse than Widow right now

>You also know that Blizzard will nerf him anyways
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>>342730293
>D.va
>Tank
Anon...
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>not minejumping up to any sniper as junkrat and taking them out in 2 shots
seriously, they never deal with it well.
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>>342730640
>lose the point because team is more focused on stat padding them capping the point

Nice job anon.
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>>342730293
She tanky but not a tank, use her to fly behind the enemy line and take out the sniper and softies.
>>342731283
Not telling you to go into a sniper competition with Hanzo, fly up real close and shoot him in the face, kills him in no time
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>>342733917
>Mad Hanzo detected.

Does it drive you ape anon?
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>Randomly drop dead
>Kill cam shows Hanzo brainlessly spamming arrows from around a corner and "Eliminated Anon" popping up
>You weren't even on his screen
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