Hey son, wanna go kick some football?
>>342702591
Fuck off dad I'm playing video games right now, I hate you.
dad what the fuck, soccer is for faggots
But that's a soccer ball.
>>342702591
Dad! You came back to life! It's a miracle!;_;
>>342702591
Shut up dad! Cant you see im busy playing my very deep and psychological anime game where i play as 8 year old 300 years old moon fairy.
>>342702704
and your football is an egg.
>>342702591
i will shit on you dad! shit on your exposed heart!
>>342702591
WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE NOT DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
>>342702797
And your country is third world
>>342702591
Nice soccer ball, dad.
Go to bed, you're senile