>wake up
>realize I didn't buy Battleborn
>>342696057
>tfw bought Overwatch instead
>>342696481
>frog animation
>>342696057
>also realize I'm not Anthony Burch
If I'm having a shitty day I just need to remember I'm not him and instantly feel better
>wake up
>realize Star Citizen is 2+ years away from release
>>342697798
>2+
>not 20+
>>342698050
>20+
It's never coming out.
I bought two copies so one counts for you ;)
>>342696057
>you didn't buy battleborn
>you didn't back mighty number nine
>you didn't back star citizen
>you aren't anthony burch
Shit, I should cancel my helium tank order!
>>342698535
Nah, just add balloons to that order and have yourself a party.
>>342698658
Holy shit anon, you gave me such a good idea, that I'm gonna make you the guest of honor!
>>342698658
He could buy a lot of balloons with all the money he saved.
>>342698961
>>342698809
>tfw you can't afford balloons because you spent $10k on a digital ship you haven't even been able to control
>>342696057
>wake up
>didn't buy battleborn
>didn't fall for the overwatch meme
>didn't buy an xbox one
>didn't back mighty no.9
workin at feels good inc.
>wake up
>EU referendum still happened
>>342699890
>>342696623
you watch your fucking whore mouth about Wakfu, that show is godly
>>342696057
>didn't buy battleborn
>not suspended
>>342696057
>Implications
>wake up
>realize I'm not Anthony Burch
>realize I never backed any early access games that turned out to be scams
>realize I never preordered any game
>realize I'm not Chris Chan
>>342700813
>realize I never backed any early access games that turned out to be scams
God fucking dammit I haven't fucking touched Besiege, Prison Simulator or Rust since I got them
>>342700310
Savage as heck
>>342700978
>pirated Besiege when we had memetic threads on /v/
>play for half an hour, get bored
>pirated Prison Simulator
>played for about two hours, got bored
>played Rust first when it was in early early beta and had zombies
>friend bought me the game on the steam sale
>playing with him and having fun
>>342696057
>Wake up
>A wake of terror washes over me
>Quickly reach for my crotch
>No chastity belt
>Realise I am not swedish after all
Thank dog
>>342696057
>Bought Starbound
>>342696623
What the hell this hurts my brain how
>>342701287
it triggers a nervous reaction in your brain that'll give you spasms if you let it. just don't close your eyes for the next few hours and you'll be fine.
>wake up
>>342700813
