How do you think the bracket will turn out?
this is obviously just another m2k thread
>>342694785
Sssh.
>>342694785
SSHHH
>>342694742
easy win for Hbox
>still no response from M2K
the fuck?
>>342694742
Hbox has it in the bag.
M2K is depressed because reasons.
Mango, Armada and Leffen are all absent.
Plup is Plup.
We're fucked, and everything is shit.
>>342694905
yeah, no one showed up because of the infamous player "Personal Reasons"
>>342694945
IT'S 20666
>>342694742
I think P4K | BOTCHED CIRCUM is going to win
>>342694973
>it turns out m2k is the only person who actually had personal reasons not to show up
>he still came and embarrassed himself in front of the entire internet through no fault of his own
I want off this fucking ride.
>>342694742
Hungrybox vs Chudat Grand Finals
>>342694918
>m2k hasnt said anything
>they still havent found him
>>342695060
Yeah, he looks promising, he's on the come up, but I don't know if he can win the tournament
Today is National Catfish Day in the US.
You can't make this shit up folks.
>>342695149
That was ages ago.
>>342695119
>>342695187
holy fucking shit
>>342695187
Melee is so fucking scripted dear lord
>>342695187
>google national catfish day
>it's real
>>342695187
holy christ
>>342695187
>>342695306
pure coincidence
>>342695187
Holy fuck
>>342695187
The human psyche looks for coincidences like-
Oh who am I kidding?
This whole thing is scripted and I want to go home
gimr acting like he knew
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4ppskf/everyone_show_mew2king_some_love/d4nabfc
This is all scripted as fuck I wanna go home
>>342695119
I'd say slapping your baby momma is a personal reason
>>342696017
No evidence that happened
>>342696017
It's the other way around, anon.
Mango is a happy drunk. Lauren tried to kill PP's porstar gf last time they went drinking.
>>342695187
is smash really fucking scripted? holy shit
>>342695187
>>342695306
B R A V O G O D
R
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>>342696332
Yes.
>>342696158
>Lauren tried to kill PP's porstar gf last time they went drinking.
source
I'm really worried, guys.
I don't want to press F tomorrow.
>>342695916
this is what happens when organizations and companies try to be the "good guys" and let feelings and shit dictate their actions, stuff like that shouldn't be part of a big public event, its something personal and sometimes it works out, but in this case it blew up in their face.
>>342696553
Me too
>>342696505
how fucking new
go check melee hell around january
I was inclined yo believe M2K because I've been to events where he attended and he was always with this QT asian girl who he was obviously fucking. I just thought it was her but this is just fucked mates.
What are the theories about why Mango couldn't go? Is there any proof he hit lauren?
>>342696553
It's gonna fucking happen
Im prepared boy...
>>342696938
Its the opposite anon, Lauren is fucking crazy.
>>342695187
DAMMIT SCAR
I WANT OFF
I cannot believe how stupid m2k is. I donated $250 to a Huntington's research foundation after that.
M2K's autism is literally costing people he's never met money.
>>342697081
>m2k commits suicide
>Melee rejected as an offical esport as a result
STANDING
>>342696938
My hypothesis is that Mango and Lauren got into some fight, she being the bitch that she is tried to hit him. He probably bitched about it to Lucky or some of his socal friends, and Reno made a big deal out of it because he's a liberal fag. Mango was too focused on the fight to practice/play well and thus skipped CEO.
>>342697359
ON THE EDGE
>>342697373
Thought Reno was a hipster working for Facebook.
>>342697281
idk man Huntingtons' pretty terrible I, think it's shitty to say you wasted that money.
>>342697335
M2K committing suicide would probably be good for the scene. It would attract a ton of media attention.
>>342697373
i'd break up with any person that tries to hit me 2bh
staying in a relationship like that is being real bitchmade
>>342697454
Ya but what're the chances that his $250 will do anything at all?
>>342697467
Said like a true business man.
>>342697467
and they'd have a memorial at EVO for him. With the rest of the gods there... damn you're right.
>>342697501
Things become blurry when you have a kid. You don't wanna ruin his life because of one bad day.
>>342697467
I can't imagine waking up to fuckin Good Morning America talking about Mew2king or smash itself.
>>342697442
that doesn't really contradict anything in my post
>>342697595
I hope he doesn't kill himself, but... that memorial would be cool as fuck.
>>342697621
idk my parents tried the same thing til it completely blew up and i don't think it was the right decision. feel like it's better to rip the band aid off now especially cause their kid's literally a baby and everything will probably be forgotten. everything on mango is just speculation tho.
>>342698034
Mango doesn't seem like the type who would be ok with another dude raising his kid
>>342698154
mango and his mom would literally raise the kid if there's abuse involved. even though custody generally favors the mother, abuse makes it a different story. lauren even has a criminal record, she's doa.
Okay, I'm done. I'm out. Going to sleep.
Cross your fingers, anons. I want to wake up tomorrow to see M2K destroying people in stream in a fit of white hot wrath.
>>342694742
Hungrybox will win because he's the only one who has the shit in his life in order.
>>342698276
baby mango is cute!
So is it confirmed everyone dropped out because they're afraid of getting shot?
>>342698423
this
>>342698418
Me too, g'night guys
>>342698438
CUTE!
>>342698465
yes
>brexit wins
>m2katfished
>sam returning to speed running
this is going to be a steamy memey year lads
>>342700146
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son.
Is anyone else actually really fucking worried for m2k?
Nobody has seen or heard from m2k?
Fuck man
>>342701815
i want to puff those puffs
>>342701815
FUCKING NORMIES
HUUUEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>342701172
>>342701549
I can't sleep today holy shit...
Is it finally happening? is the dream dead?
>>342701815
Could have been bigger...
>>342694742
So why'd Hungrybox throw that game earlier
>>342701815
>The cut in of her cameltoe
If she isn't giving up the ass to him on a daily basis to him after he provides for her from playing competitive smash then she needs to be arrested
>>342701172
I predict one of obviously many possibilities:
M2K will go home and play practice for EVO with rage, the likes of which we've never seen
or
He'll play the rest of CEO, throw every match because of this debacle, and just make everyone feel worse because we KNOW why he's playing bad.
Seriously, he loves Smash waaaaaay too much to let someone he never met stop him from playing it.
>>342695187
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>342701815
what a slut
>>342701172
I'm not worried about his well being. Im worried about how one man can be so devoid of critical thinking that he gets tricked into thinking some online friend has huntingtons and will commit suicide?
>>342703292
he literally has aspergers
>>342697501
Have you seen mangos GF? She also gets worse every time I see her (so, almost daily). Mango is completely fucked, she will fuck him over and I am 100% convinced he cries himself to sleep sometimes because of that landwhale.
What the hell is happening
>>342704495
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
>>342703691
I don't know how the hell someone as chill as mango ended up with someone as bitchy and crazy as Lauren
Melee community theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOaPHcMj7g
>>342703691
I dream of an alternate universe where lauren never succubis mang0 and he eventually plays so fast and good he tears a hole in time/space before overdosing on heroin at 27
>>342703292
funny story
>back after graduating high school
>my friend's younger brother sometimes comes into our vent channel to play games with us
>one day he invites someone into the channel we don't know, says it's his girlfriend and they're dating long-distance
>this person legit has a deep-ass baritone voice so manly its nearly comical
>lol
>they go in a separate channel and do their thing
>she apparently tells him she got in a fight with some other girl and got punched so hard in the head she went blind in one eye
>lol again
>a week later her "sister" comes on vent and tells him that his "gf" died because the damage from her eye "spread into her brain"
>he starts crying
>he's depressed for weeks afterward
>fucking lol
I just think that a nerd will believe anything if you tell him a cute girl is into him. Iunno man.
>>342701172
>Worrying about a party game professional
Actually yeah, I'm pretty worried.. for his future.
ok haha m2k can we talk about melee yet
How do you think Hugs and Prince Abu will do? Heard Kjh the samus destroy beat ESAM so thats cool
>>342704957
Mango is fucking stupid
Dude plays his whole life by ear
>>342707395
They'll both finish out of top 8 because one is washed up and the other is mediocre
So some guy convinced m2k that he has huntington's disease and sent photos/videos pretending to be a girl and he actually believed it? Is this everything or am I missing something?
>>342708878
Have a leddit read:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
Wait what happened to m2k? fill me in on the memes.
>>342696827
how long ago was this, might be thinking of cynthia who got hella exposed
Preaching to the choir here, but why is Leddit so fucking abysmally retarded? The mods on the smashbros subreddit are actually actively deleting the catfish story shit in a misguided attempt to protect this guy.
>>342710049
shit was there for a couple of hours and amassed a lot of upboats then they took it down
shit is stupid
Can someone break down what is happening in greentext?
I missed all of the events because of work.
>>342710482
check posts above you
>>342694742
COME BACK JASON WE NEED YOU
>>342704957
that's the mango
>>342700146
SPIC BTFO
>>342710393
>>342698423
why does the fucking puff player have to be the normie
Does anyone have a pocture of Mango's crazy gf?
>>342711276
@lunark1tten
>>342711276
here's lardo!
>>342711459
>>342711789
Holy shit. They must have been friends for a while and decided to fuck to which she got knocked up and trapped him cause how he puts up with that is beyond me
>>342711459
Thanks.
Fat and hideous, perfect white trash, her and Mango make a perfect couple.
>>342711459
https://twitter.com/lunark1tten/status/746598126463508480
Holy shit his son is named Jojo?
>tell one person you have cancer
>tell the other you have Huntington's disease
catfishes cant even get their lies right holy shit
>>342712032
His love will be quite the bizarre adventure with those parents. Even DIO would rase him better.
Poor jason needs love and hugs
>>342711940
USA USA USA
>>342712116
Life, not love
where the fuck is ppmd
>>342712032
Joseph
>>342712254
Depressed with low test
>>342712586
hes not depressed anymore and the low t is gonna get fixed within the next few weeks
Well he's alive atleast
>>342713905
win does doubles start?
>>342697523
It does something. Not much but it's still a donation.
I fell asleep yesterday. I heard that M2k's friend had Huntington's, but was that all an elaborate ruse?
Did he fucking get catfished
>>342714896
yep either go to the archive and catch up or just go read the leddit thread
>>342714981
I don't bother enough with reddit, so what was the title of the thread the m2k discussion was in? There were several Melee threads yesterday.
>>342715101
just read this it pretty much covers it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
>watch CEO pools
>some interesting upsets, don't think ill bother with doubles or smash4
>go watch some other stream for 3 hours
>realized I missed all the crazy shit
This is from fucking POOLS
>>342715245
>mfw I was in the crowd for ramen vs zero and trela vs jade
>>342715181
Jesus Christ.
I can't tell if Smash is scripted or not anymore.
>>342715848
It's also national catfish day
Melee is definitely scripted
>>342715391
Where you the guy with the chie doll?
>>342716087
DAMN YOU BOBBY!
lol m2k
>>342715181
>song for m2k
>clearly a male voice
Jesus Christ
>>342716743
i mean in his defense he's autistic
not /v/ autistic but like literally diagnosed and confirmed autistic
What stream was Melee on yesterday?
>>342716860
polaritygg
>>342716270
No, I'm the fat fuck with the red bowser shirt in the back
>>342695187
I don't get it
>>342716962
This guy? Why do you look disgusted?
>>342716996
to catfish someone is to lure them into a relationship with online fuckery
>profile pic is 10/10. real is 2/10 land whale. Or guy pretends to be girl for attention or free shit in an MMO
M2K's online friend said they where dying when in reality they weren't and the friend is mostly made up
M2K being the depressed sperg that he is was in lurv with the fake person and now shit is fucked up
so his being catfished was revealed on national catfish day
>Stream getting 30min to Hour delay
If we get one more day like yesterday I can honestly say Apex 2016 was better ran than CEO 2016
>>342717216
This one
>>342717328
You look happy :3
He's alive everyone
>>342717450
what will happen if he loses to chudatz wobbles?
>Chu vs M2K
can Chu do it?
>>342717450
>ice climbers
he's gonna sudoku today
>wake up
>mew2king not dead
thank fucking god
>>342717450
wheres the pic from?
>>342717701
tafo's twitter
Is it easy to catfish people?
>>342717590
m2k chokes HARD against ICs
>literally who commentators
so much talent there and you choose these clowns
>>342717738
Only dumb teenagers and autists
>>342717738
Is it easy to lie to strangers on the internet?
>>342717738
if theyre legitimately autist yeah
>>342717742
I mean he beat Nintendude last time they fought.
did ESAM even make top 64 in Melee
what's his name again?
>>342717895
Nope
>>342717931
>>342717895
nope lost to kjh then some literally who named Sol (not the same sm4sh one)
>>342717931
Never wobbles
>>342718005
who did Sol play?
>>342717873
Where'd they play at? Are there vods?
>>342718179
Dont remember, maybe GOML/EGLX.
I think I preferred it when m2k was getting scammed by shady black men
Is this Nairo's time to shine?
Everyone is in losers bracket except him
>>342718330
Hyuga's there too, and he has beat him before.
Also Abadango
>>342718330
i think Dabuz could take it too
is ramen still in bracket?
>>342718330
Our boy Buzby is in winners
>>342718485
yeah he's in loser's side
Mr. E over Void
DKWill over NAKAT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM YOU JEW
swedish vs druggedfat
come on james, knock this hick back to his farm in georgia
>>342718605
Isn't it dubs? Mr. E + DK Will over Void + Nakat, I think
still would've been nice to see
>>342717873
I think he can play the matchup fine when he's mentally there. The problem is that he doesn't have the muscle memory and character/matchup knowledge ingrained into him that he has with Marth and Sheik, so when he's on tilt and starts playing more by instinct he'll offten go for bad options that don't really make sense at all.
>>342718716
Aw fuck that makes sense
Read aNTI's tweet wrong
>>342718716
yeah its dubs. who fuckin cares about dubs no one
of course S2J has to play against Plup round 2
>mvg was gonna be doing sm4sh
>THERE WAS GONNA BE A SECONDARY MELEE STREAM
>now we'll probably miss Linugini-N0ne ganon ditto
REEEE
DruggedFox' Fox reminds me a lot of Leffen's Fox for some reason
For anyone that cares, Swedish needs to win this for me to have a chance in fantasy.
I'm in the top 25 now.
>>342715245
>10 degrees
What is he sweating for? That's cold as fuck.
Does anyone have a link to schedule?
>>342719201
http://imgur.com/a/ls1r8
HUGS VS SHROOMED
>>342719145
Welp. How far do you think he'll go in losers
>>342719243
Thanks brah
These brackets aren't being touched at all
Void and Nakat eliminated by DKwill and Mr E.
Just got here. Did m2k survive the night?
>>342719541
nakat sucks, that should be expected
>>342718179
Battle of the five gods.
Not good with timezones, when is the stream starting today?
>>342719621
yes, he's playing Chu
>>342719621
yeah he's slated to face off against our guy Chu in round 1
>>342719670
polaritygg is already streaming melee top 64
>>342719625
He stopped trying after he got his CLG sponsorship. No locals ever and hardly any majors.
>>342719670
melee bracket and sm4sh double is on.
10 am local time began 42 minutes ago
>>342719780
Its been 45 mins and VGBootcamp still isnt up
>>342719867
Yeah big surprise
>linguini beat macdonald
most delicious
>>342714439
is there VOD of this moment yet? I missed out on everything until now
>>342719867
Thanks GimR
>2nd round already
cool, skipped a ganon ditto and mew2king-chu
What's this about m2k crying on stream?
Forget the catfish thing, WHY was it on stream?
>>342720179
Because GimR is retarded
>>342720129
oddshots are here
>>342715181
>>342720276
thank you my man
this is like the one matchup which SFAT should be good at
>>342720179
that was literally the most jarring thing ever.
you have 2 upbeat, bubbly commentators talking about zelda games for n64 and then you have m2k coming in pouring his heart out while no one at the venue even knows what he's doing
>>342720241
Well to be fair gimr was just letting m2k do what he asked to do.
He wanted to "raise awareness" about huntington's disease
It's really one of the hardest things to watch ever
>>342720241
What does GimR stand for?
LA FUCKING LUNA
he's gonna outplace pewpewu i guarantee it
Moon will make top 8 at CEO again
what a dumb stall
>>342720423
Gimme Rogaine
>>342715181
>linking to reddit
>>342720598
a /v/ user made an account there and made the thread so it could gain exposure
ITS NOT FAIR, MOON HAD GAME ONE IN HIS HANDS
>So, the main stream was having a lot of problems day 1. Last night after we finished Jebailey asked us (VGBootCamp) to be main stream (twitch tv/ceogaming) for the rest of the event. This means that we spent all night moving our equipment to the main stage.
>This also means, that a back up streamer is streaming on VGBootCamp for the rest of the event. If there are quality issues or anything like that please forgive us and don't blame VGBC specifically. We're doing the event a favor & doing the best we can to make sure everything looks great but there is a chance the stream quality on VGBootCamp won't bee as good as it was yesterday. Please understand.
shit GIMR getting a great chance to shine here
>>342720172
Where are you seeing this?
>>342720418
Except for the part where gimr actually knew M2K was likely being catfished and decided to let him pour his heart out on steam in front of thousands of viewers anyway
>>342720531
kek
What did he mean by this?
>>342720826
https://smash.gg/tournament/ceo-2016/brackets/11787/45263/150460
just the brackets
this commentary is trash
>>342720824
And he's fucking it up
WIZZY VS ALEX19
ALPHA MALE VS /v/'s FAVORITE FEMBOY
>>342720850
>>342720835
He said after the fact that he had a feeling about it, not that he knew.
>>342720973
I'm going to asume this is just Reno being a fucking faggot.
Mango's an alpha, right?RIGHT?
>>342720973
>RENO
Ayyy.
M2K beat chu offstream, for those wondering
>>342721038
Nah, the gays know all the best gossip senpai and others have confirmed it.
Mang0 is being abused by his fat cunt of a girlfirend.
>>342721062
why don't they update the brackets, fucking shitlords.
This tournament is one step away from a dumpster fire.
>>342721038
I'll just repost what was being posted at /vg/.
>>342721187
it's a beautiful dumpster fire
>>342721204
That's just the time when she tried to kill PP's ex
Proves she's a psycho but not that she's done anything to mango
shit nightmare beat chillindude!
my pick looking amazing right now
oh shit
There's only one stream right? Or am i fucking stupid and missed something?
>>342721471
yeah one stream
>>342721471
Only one so far. gimr is busy shaving his head
