Games where you can be a dwarf. A cool handsome dwarf, not stupid WoW beard dwarves.
>>342664534
funny how tyrion is supposed to be ugly as fuck according to the books.
and honestly most dwarves have "deformed" bodies, which makes sense since they have a growth disorder.
Dragons Dogma
>>342664692
uggos don't become actors.
>>342664692
GoT is already softcore porn, why not cast the most handsome little person?
>>342664692
I like when shows cast uglies, it's realistic and makes me feel better about my wife.
>>342664692
He actually is ugly, hes just so charismatic and convincing that he convinces everyone including the audience that hes handsome.
Why do Dwarves javascript:;use axes and not swords?
>>342665537
>Janice
>Ugly
I'd still fuck that
Her personality was disgusting, her body was not.
>>342666159
>that awful face
>that ugly tattoo on her small tits on that huuuuge body
>>342664534
Dragons dogma is one of the best games for it, you can even make a dwarfbro and bring him along, just set your height low and make sure you stay in the right weight category
>>342666310
the tatt was fake obvs
That's what real woman look like, she is not your hentai anime fantasy imaginary girl.
>>342666691
>real woman
Really abnormal. A normal person doesnt look like that unless you live in a shithole like the US
>>342665739
Gimli used an axe thus a stereotypical dwarf must also use one since most modern fantasy is derived from LotR
>>342665739
Blame Norse mythology
>>342666817
I like to think people call GoT modern family
>>342664534
Why is he holding a House Bracken shield?
>>342665739
This so much underground dwarfs should stick to warpicks/warhammers and swords, if their's ever a fantasy setting where dwarfs are lumberjacks then axes would be appropriate.
>>342666691
>That's what real woman look like
lmao americans
>>342664534
>Not stupid WoW beard dwarves
Then I don't think you want to play as a dwarf, you want to play as a midget.
>>342666531
Shit, I knew about the other stuff but i didn't know it affected movement speed. Was it a huge difference?
>>342667645
Its a fairly huge difference, as is the knockback
>>342664534
Dragon age had some cool dorfs in it.
>>342666691
>That's what real woman look like
Maybe after giving up on life and settling for some loser
>>342666691
No, that's a square with legs
>>342664534
I think what you're looking for is a half-ling.
>>342667747
I keep meaning to make a dwarf but I just pack rat so goddam hard that I can never get around unless my pawn and I are both disgusting giants.
>>342667387
Picks make bad weapons due to how heavy they are and warpicks make bad tools due to how light they are.
Shortswords and shortspears would be better.
>>342668659
Yeah I never got around to it either, after doing a warrior run I was kinda bored of the melee stuff
>>342668816
what about a gun?
>>342668816
I never understood why dwarves didn't get the crushingly heavy armour and phalanx style combat. I mean I'm no tunnel warfare expert some warhammer ironbreakers with the underground equivalent of a phalanx (obviously keep the spears short enough to be able to about face in tunnels and shit) would be pretty god damn scary since there would be no going around it unless you dug around it.
>>342669085
Because that would be too powerful and would make it too obvious that the lore is badly designed.
It's as if dwarves had plate armor and halberds while everyone else used swords and chain.
>>342669073
Sci-fi bullshit
>>342669085
Because 'epic lore' > common sense
>>342666691
You have the saddest and lowest standards. if you want a squat woman just get a dwarf girl
>>342669273
B-but dwarf thunderers look so cool
>>342664534
Dorf Fort
>>342664534
How is this thread not talking about Brexit yet?
>>342671679
What's Brexit?
Dwarves are scary man, metal welders and shit.
They'll fuck you up.
>>342673718
When a brit exits.
>>342665739
>javascript:;
>>342673876
>red hulk
That creativity
>zombie wolverine
>black spiderman
>superwoman
>young mutants
>mario
>mario in a cart
>flat, 2d mario
>mario in a fursuit
>>342671679
>le pol XDd
Brexit masturace xD
>>342674206
Red hulk really isn't anything special, I think he was even an avenger once.
>>342673718
a hilariously stupid thing Britain just cucked themselves into.
dragons dogma
>>342674432
Can a man, or, even a free western nation metaphorically cuck themselves so hard, that they cuck the rest of the western world as well?
Super Mario Bros.
>>342675006
no
because you don't know what cuckolding means