Sad2king on suicide watch.
Anyway, Sm4sh and Melee pools finishing up. Some doubles action coming up in a bit.
brackets: https://smash.gg/tournament/ceo-2016/brackets
streams @ VGBootcamp and Polaritygg
WIZZY #1!
>>342648983
https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-NfiPXu6Ld3ENXsRfr5pkPw.mp4
https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-IcO3ZpP4EM9Ocyn4-0po8Q.mp4
Reminder to point and laugh if you're at CEO and see him.
Little Mac Next?
Let's go Mac
>Wizzy playing Smash 4
Nice. I knew he played, but I didn't think he'd be in tournament.
FAKE GAMER GIRL
Seriously though OoT and SM64 are like the only few N64 games worth playing
give m2k your energy
nth for the boat
would yougame withher?
>Tafo not playing the Sheik ditto
For shame.
Go mac.
>>342649267
Sure, if she doesn't smoke.
>>342649269
it's shroomed who wants to swag with his shitty marth.
>>342649267
My Roy would kick her ass
Important poll please vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10579956
>>342649393
>using ken's color
the only good mac is sol
How long until he does it?
>>342649393
Just noticed that. My bad.
wizzy is love
>>342649169
this N64 has like 5 good games, its not even an she's just le epic gamer gurl thing
>no doc vs tafos shitty fox
BOOO
DOC DOC DOC DOC
>>342649169
Could have been worse. She could have pickedMajora's Mask.
>>342649169
>>342649548
stop sucking her dick shes not gonna bang you
>>342648983
>people unironically saying he's suicide2king
he just said on stream he'd do his best
if anything he's "passion2king"
>Fucking marth
Fuck you Dajuan
>>342649448
Not without taking the whole room with him
I saw a Little Mac win a game at a competition.
I can now die happy.
>>342649670
>implying i want to
oh /v/
do these people play video games because theyre ugly or is video games the cause for their ugliness
>>342649676
He's battled with depression his entire life
His dick doesn't work and is mangled due to a botched circumcision
Being the best at Smash is all he has
>>342649725
Nobody should give him a Bumper Sword today desu
What happened to M2K? Late in joining stream
>>342649548
Mario 64
mario kart
diddy kong racing
smash
goldeneye
perfect dark
oot
majora's mask
Banjo 1 and 2that mario party that destroyed your controller, your hand, and your soul with rotation shit
>>342649448
He has stared into the void and has seen infinity.
>>342649768
Sol wins all the times in florida
im pretty sure he's considered the best mac too
>>342649820
>His dick doesn't work and is mangled due to a botched circumcision
Okay, A) TMI, B) How the fuck?
>>342649820
he literally said he's gonna fight for his friend
>>342649889
>How the fuck?
>>342649813
you can literally turn the phrase around on /v/
>>342649940
he's maining Ike now?
do you think he's ever washed his hair?
>>342649861
>>342649548
The number of good game on N64 doesn't matter.
Seeing the amount of people here who say Zoot id the best game ever, of course most gamer are going to say their favorite N64 game is Zoot.
Girls are no exception. (beside, she said her favorite Zelda is WW).
>>342650004
i mean yeah that question goes for /v/ as well obviously but its a real question
>>342649889
>TMI
you know nothing http://pastebin.com/bPffjcTV
>>342650048
>Gets coached by Ryo
>Becomes unstoppable
>tfw will never give you a blowjob and trip on her words while she tries to dirty talk
feels
>>342649141
>Reminder to point and laugh if you're at CEO and see him.
That's really immature, there's nothing funny about this.
People cry when someone they care about dies. M2K is going through a hard time.
You'll be in his shoes one day too and the last thing you'll want is someone making jokes at your expense.
So didbest fuccboiLeffen drop-out?
>>342650161
I feel like its a mix of both
most of the popular smashers are average or handsome
>>342649141
What did he mean by this?
>>342649853
one of his best friends got huntington's diease
>>342650287
The pussy didn't even show up.
>>342650298
>most of the popular smashers are average
>>342649169
>worth playing
Paper Mario
Smash Bros
Majora's Mask
Other than that it had many games that didn't age well and would benefit from a remake, like Sin & Punishment 1
>>342650298
>most
have you even looked at m2k or zero
holy fuck, FOW is here?
goddamn this tourney is stacked
>>342650396
Why didn't he? He finally got a fucking visa and he didn't sow up?
>>342650408
You forgot Pokemon Stadium.
>>342650448
Are you Implying a Shaved Head M2K would not be a 5/10?
>>342650120
he needs to cut that shit off it looks disgusting.
did he win the match?
RIP my ears
>>342648983
Reminder that Chu will reach GFs.
No one can stop him today
>>342650396
>nairo
>esam
>armada
>hungrybox
>mango
>chudat
>hugs
>others im missing
>not average or handsome
Ness is the most honest char in sm4sh.
very good attributes, very gaping weaknesses, can never get free shit
What did FOW do?
>>342650501
Wouldn't really call it 'worth-playing'. It's an outdated battle simulator. Only one with an AI instead of a human input. But Pokemon has more variety now than ever. So why is Stadium worth playing?
>>342650396
see, m2k and zero are perfect examples of video games causing ugliness, because they both focus more on playing video games an d watching anime than focusing on their personal health
YOOOO
>>342650585
yeah he won
>>342650315
>vien
>>342650617
>can never get free shit
>what is backthrow
Also this black guy needs to fucking relax is annoying
>>342650617
>down throw into 30%
FOW IS A MONSTER
>>342650298
>Vinnie
>Dabuz
>Zero
>Nairo
Where are you getting this "average or handsome" nonsense. Most of the top smashers are unattractive.
I would say video games just exacerbate the problem because it facilitates a lifestyle where you eat convenient food (which is very often unhealthy) and don't exercise.
Bad nutrition and lack of exercise lessens your attractiveness and makes you flabby/fat.
Granted, plenty of these people had nothing to work with from the very beginning, but a lot of them are a lot less attractive than they could be.
>>342650448
zero has 8/10 potential honestly
>LOOK AT THIS MAN WALKING OFF STAGE
>THINKING HE'S A HOT MESS
>>342650670
Better single player than a majority of other pokemon games?
>Getting killed by PK Thunder 2 TWICE
>Getting gimped by PK Fire
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>342650180
>http://pastebin.com/bPffjcTV
Can I get a tl;dr? It starts to become incomprehensible half way through. I have no idea who is saying what.
>>342650745
>vien
>>342650630
https://oddshot.tv/shot/VGBootCamp/UzovlcEMvldAQqkZOi1F3QHt
https://oddshot.tv/shot/VGBootCamp/UzrbCVq3bCVNEKISwvIZs1Gc
i love these commentators
you can tell they hang out together and have natural chemistry
Fow has been my favourite sm4sh player since I saw him at EVO last year.
>>342650609
>>nairo
looks straight outta auschwitz
>>esam
straight up unattractive face, awful skinnyfat body, and grating beta male personality
>>armada
armada's okay
>>hungrybox
fat
>>mango
fat, looks like a hobo
>>chudat
looks lost in 2005
>>hugs
hugs is good
>>342650794
If Zero was honestly a little skinnier he'd be okay
>>342650617
His aerials have stupid hitboxes
>>342650846
>single player
It's an outdated battle simulator.
Literally every game has a better single player campaign than Pokemon Stadium.
They included battle facilities since Crystal
How much til 32?
>>342649141
what the fuck i cant watch this
his friend died?
>>342650852
>Can I get a tl;dr?
This isn't reddit, learn to read dumb nigger.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SCAR THESE DAYS
>m2k's tag set to I_LOVE_U
;_;
>>342650852
"I was circumcized very badly to the point of almost wanting to kill myself. i feel nothing during blowjobs, handjobs, or sex. It's not enjoyable at all. And i found it's cuz i was circumcized very badly. For the past 4 years, I've wanted to kill myself. There is an answer that can help, but it takes a long time. I won't be done for about 5-10 more years, at best. Probably 10. Foreskin restoration. Mitosis to grow/clone skin cells by stretching it. I usually do it 10 min after i wake up and 10 min after showers and in showers. This is what is causing my finger problems. This is not something i plan to stop for at least 10 more years. This is also the cause of low self esteem, stress, unhappiness, no care for future, and massive depression. there is no easy answer. This is my fate."
>>342650871
>this is considered """hype""" in smash 4
>>342650924
>>>hungrybox
>fat
oh come on hungrybox is alright
he's like one of the few non autist players too
Wouldn't it be kind of embarrassing to be the guy who takes M2K out
>>342650931
>If Zero was honestly a little skinnier he'd be okay
He would have to be a lot skinnier, shave that awful facial hair and stop wearing those gunnars and maybe he would be cute.
>>342650514
2/10
>>342650831
maybe if he got braces and stopped being fat
maybe found some kind of not atrocious fashion
stopped playing video games
>>342650974
top 32? not until tomorrow famalam
unless you mean doubles which is already happening off-stream
>>342649141
>>342651104
Hold up. Why was that in what appears to be a series of emails between a guy trying to sponsor m2k and m2k?
>>342651052
Making tumblr posts while his wife sucks big black cock.
>>342650831
He's looks so punchable. I'd enjoy breaking his glasses into his face.
>>342651052
In his cuckshed.
BigLou double eliminates MVD
SeagullJoe eliminate by random samus
i could have sworn these 2 players already played
>>342651104
Again, how the fuck? Did you not have a certified doctor do the circumcision?
>>342650871
RIP Headphones users.
I love you too m2k
>>342651112
If I heard him correctly, it's actually a girl who's dying.
>>342651104
>excuses for having a tiny dick
the reason he feels nothing and wants to kill himself is because hes never gotten any
I haven't been keeping up with Sm4sh meta, how kill is Bayo since patch
>>342649141
>all these people not showing up for personal reasons
>m2k still attends despite suffering an full-on existential crisis
m2k with a beard and shaved head is an easy 7/10
guys im so scared of m2k losing.
i hope he doesn't take it too hard
>>342651348
Very
>>342651323
No I meant the one who beats him in the tourney.
>>342651204
>>342651195
is he really a cuck?
>>342651381
why is everyone in this threads standards so abysmal
>>342651323
Is it his girlfriend? He said "I love you" in that oddshot.
>>342651348
Kill enough for people who were carried by her to quit. Good enough to still put in work.
>>342651330
>hes never gotten any
do you honestly believe that? dude has girls throwing themselves at him for his fame alone, the thing is he can't take advantage of it cuz jews
>>342649141
>Reminder to point and laugh if you're at CEO and see him.
Fuck off you miserable douchebag
>>342651403
is this the tournament where he kills himself
>>342651209
The Samus is the top player on Smashladder.
>>342648983
Why is m2k sad now?
So why isn't Leffen here? Visa issues still?
>>342651458
No.
>>342651381
7/10 is pretty fucking attractive in my book.
>>342651578
actually its 2nd amendment issues now
>>342651381
why do people act like m2k is attractive in any universe
he's an ugly autist who is godlike at a video game, that's why we like him. don't turn him into some kind of catch.
>>342651578
personal reasons.
>>342651104
how can i un-know that m2k does this
>>342651571
>>342651571
One of his friend had Huntington.
>>342651330
>he's never gotten any
yeah i doubt that. girls like guys with power and fame along with money regardless of what kind of power and fame
>>342651403
>>342651534
>m2k drops out of ceo and skips evo again
>>342651640
Explain.
>people in this thread not confident after giving a mini speech on how he won't fuck up
are you people just looking for more drama or something because im pretty stoked for m2k. he actually has a purpose aside from money
>zero BTFO by a palutena
>nairo BTFO by a shulk
>trela BTFO in pools by some random black girl with bowser jr
Have we entered the age of low tiers
>>342651450
He's a feminist and a sell-out so to some extend yes he is
>>342651403
>>342651534
>Orlando
>autist
>murrica
How many people will he take with him bros?
>>342651571
first post senpai
>>342651330
He gets mad puss tho.
>>342651651
If he starts winning tourneys again he is made an automatic 10/10 from fame and money desu
>>342651491
That's good I suppose
>Mew2 Vs Palu
This gotta be good.
>Mewtwo and Palutena
Shit, two of my favorite characters on stream.
>>342651694
leffen is afraid of getting shot in america because some fags reaped what they sowed
>>342651697
What's his purpose?
>>342651716
>>nairo BTFO by a shulk
WHAT
>>342651716
Now that the meta's settling, the low tier mains are coming out of the woodworks for one final shake-up of tiers
>>342651829
He thinks someone's going to shoot him because there was a mass shooting recently?
Ally in losers kek
best mewtwo vs best palu
god-tier matchup senpai
this tourney's got it all
>>342651921
Yes.
>>342651716
>nairo BTFO by shulk
vid please
>>342651527
do you honestly believe hes famous
ALLY BTFO AGAIN
THIS TOURNAMENT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
>>342651578
>Smash community rallies together for a petition to help Leffen with his Visa issues
>Didn't get the result they wanted but a temporary 6 month thing that let's him go to the big tourneys like EVO and CEO
>"lel guys I'm not going to CEO, personal reasons :^)"
>ally lost to corrin
WHAT
Did something happen to Palutena? Why is she suddenly good?
>Ally in loser brackets.
Zero and him will have to sttel things out in loser.
>>342651716
>Ally 2-0'd by a Corrin/Pit player
Top kek
>>342649141
This was sad, Huntington's is a brutal disease. You deteriorate neurologically before finally dying a shell of your former self.
That said, the menu and button noises from smash 4 in the background while M2K anime monologues made me laugh.
>all of smash 4's top playerbeing btfo
what the fuck is happening in this tourney
>>342652060
Do you honestly believe there are literally no girls in the Smash community?
abadango fishing for the infinite, I just hope he doesnt lose
>>342651716
nairo is still in winner's idiot
don't make shit up
Another literally who takes down another top player, Ally this time.
When can I get off this hellish ride?
>>342651450
>took his wifes name
>went on a twitter rant because a commentator said "he got the D"
https://twitter.com/bobbyscar/status/724042224011337728
>>342652060
>>342651683
>>342651769
>power
>fame
>money
>from video games
haha jesus christ this thread
>>342652090
Nothing happened
Most of the top players just decided to go on a losers bracket run so they're throwing games to low tier shitters
>>342652142
No more patches so people are gitting gud
>>342652182
That's not a what a Cuck is.
>>342652182
>"getting raped"
No, it means you got fucked. Not raped. Just fucked. No one made you play.
>>342651381
He looks good here.
>>342652182
thats an embarrassing tweet wtf.id take my wifes name if it were a cool last name
>>342652202
I dont think you realize how much money goes into these tourney
I dont think you realize how many girls are in the smash bros community
I refuse to believe youre this retarded
>>342652202
We're not talking about the real world retard, M2K is famous in the smash community and girls in the smash community would date M2K in a heartbeat to get known
>>342651450
>>342651729
>>342652182
>that one time on the Scar and Toph show he said Darrel slept once in his house and his wife woke up early to make breakfast to him
PALUTENA WILL WIN CEO
>>342652167
My mistake then, I heard people earlier say a shulk knocked him into losers.
>>342652371
but i can easily believe youre this retarded
>>342652182
>taking your wife's name
What's the point of getting married, then?
>>342649141
>Don't ever say your life is meaningless
>Cuz it's not!
>Your life is very important!
Bruh, I pray to god every day that a murderer is going to walk into my home and shoot me in the head.
>>342651381
>>342652314
I honestly dont get why he doesnt shave his head
Like his hairline is completely fuck just shave it off m2k
>>342651716
All according to plan
>>342652332
nuMan definitely isn't a cool name
>>342652142
That's what happens when the skill gap is small in a game
>>342652182
>took his wifes name
For what purpose?
>>342652479
can you stop? we're trying to keep a positive mindset in this thread
P A L U T E N A
SOMEONE TELL D1
>>342652426
>doesnt give any evidence
>lol ur just dumb
oh /v/
>>342652458
Taxes advantage. that's why Gay couple wanted it too.
>PALUTENA IS WINNING
YES YES
>>342652502
>balance
>have to play with 2 stocks even with rage mechanics
>>342652575
Kill yourself you fucking worthless piece of shit.
what is this rap music on the melee stream
cool sample tho
Tristate boys are still in
>>342652519
They combined their last names to be lol so unique it wasn't a complete taking of her last name
>>342651330
>projecting
he said he's had sex/bj before
there are a ridiculous amount of smash sluts on twitter who all post slutty cosplay pics and would fuck any top player if it meant 15 minutes of attention
>Blue Mewtwo is my main
Go! Go!
>>342652182
>>took his wifes name
how did he find a woman with the last name scarnewman? that's some oedipus shit with his name already being scarduzio
>>342652673
you mean melee, right?
>>342652182
He didn't take her name completely, they combined their last names.
Scarduzio
Newman
Scarnewman
>Footstool into disable
NERF THIS SHIT
>>342652575
Excuse me... Can you like... Not do that, okay? Youre like... Totally spreading a bad mood and aura okay? Like, fuck off or something, you're literally triggering me. I have to go get it checked at a hospital, okay?......
>>342652621
>balance
>need to patch the game 20 times
>>342652764
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
>>342652764
Newman!
>>342652764
sounds like equality 2bh
>>342652796
he literally tried it 4 times before he got it
>>342651845
he gave mini speech to not play like shit while being down so he can fight for a friend.
>>342650180
>I know beautiful girls in Canada that are literally in love with you, heh
How does m2k do it?
HADOUKEN
SHOOORYUKEN
>>342652825
As though multiplayer games never receive patches.
ALLY GOT 2-0'd AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>342652879
Sounds like he's confusing anime with reality again.
>Ally is out of Loser Bracket.
Well, damn. CEO confirmed for Bizarro competition.
>>342649141
Jesus christ
>Ally is out
what the fuck?
Aba is so fucking good.
>>342652825
>leaving a game broken and half its roster unplayable
Which game am I talking about?
orlando is the fucking twilight zone
>>342652507
shh
>>342652956
seems he's more determined regardless tbqh
>>342652695
>even m2k has been able to have sex
>reminder that we are now in the alternate berenstain bizarro timeline
>>342652983
>>342652997
holy fuck no
fuck this tourney is looking freer and freer for my man DaBuz
>>342652879
>>342652956
I don't think that's what he said. he simply wanted to bring awareness to Huntington.
;_;
these commentators for tr4sh are awful.
>>342652764
>ruining your family name
Still a retarded cuck.
>>342653110
Zero is still not out.
>>342653132
the robot has feelings, who would have thunk it
>>342653132
I missed it, how did he do
Tell me he didn't go out in pools at least
This isn't like Melee where the top players have seen everything the game has to offer.
You cannot count out any character in Smash 4. You NEED that MU knowledge and you can't autopilot because of rage. Even safe pokes, the cornerstore of "good" gameplay in past games, may end up working against you. Not to mention a lot of these matchups are entirely new for both players. Not prepared for a certain playstyle? Then you lose, top player or not.
Reminder that Ally never practices any Smash game.
>>342653065
>tfw never had ramen
just kill me
>>342653132
wat happenned?
>>342653110
man deserves a win, genesis 3 should have been his
PROTIP: Have "Blue" in your tag if you want a free win against Ally
>>342653189
i like them. they both play the game a lot. have a lot of chemistry. make good small talk. get hype at the right moments. they are good pools commentators
where's the schedule my brothers
>>342653238
ZeRo always won Dabuz sets barely with a 50/50 before.
Without that he'll lose
>>342653193
Again, this is not what Cuck means.
>>342653240
Its those feelings that have weakened him. Back when he was full robot, he was untouchable.
>>342649883
>>342649445
Sol is my roommate. AMA.
>>342653282
>>342653253
>>342653250
>>342653240
>>342653132
This is m2k's new theme song. At least for this tournament.
>>342653252
>Reminder that Ally never practices any Smash game
Source? How?
>>342653250
Still going strong.
>>342653189
I like them. Somewhat informative, entertaining, don't go off on too many tangents. Wouldn't mind having them back.
So when is Larry Lurr losing, guys?
>>342653379
have you sucked his peen?
>>342653334
http://imgur.com/a/ls1r8
>Tr4sh
Will he win?
>>342653110
Abadango's still in winner's. GG
>>342653379
is he gay? serious question he just comes off as a faggot to me with the blue hair shit
