Mario is concerned for Samus because he found empty wine bottles in the trash again. She hasnt been going out lately either
>>342642745
why is that creep picking through samus trash?
>>342642920
when you throw stuff out, the last stuff thrown out is still on top.
>women having any rights to be depressed
Hmm, let's see
>can literally fuck anytime with anyone
>can just marry a rich dude and don't have any worries rest of their lives
>doesn't have to worry about having a small penis
Give me one reason women can be depressed
>>342642920
he's a plumber, it's just part of the job sometimes.
>>342643084
They can become fat and unattractive.
>>342643084
Their hormones
>>342643084
federation force
>>342643084
muh patriarchy
>>342643205
Underrated Post
>>342642745
Why should Samus take advice from a shroom addict?
>>342643084
why would you just unload all your personal insecurities on a board about video games
>>342643182
They can just lose that fat and most men would still fuck an ugly girl
>>342643084
they get depressed because they can't control themselves from consuming everything available to them. that's why they get fat, become sluts, become brats, etc, because they over-indulge on all the free shit everyone wants to give to them all the time just for existing.
can't blame them i guess, self control is a tough lesson.
>>342643391
Because men can have insecurites, while women can't
>>342643531
KEK
>>342643084
>implying women don't get old
Maybe he should give her a bowl of yoshi's eggs, haha
>>342642745
>yfw you will spend the rest of your life in cameo hell
>>342643623
Most women can just use make-up and botox to look fuckable up to like age 65 . Then they can just off themselves, they lived their best years
>>342642745
>Its a "Metroid fanbase is a bunch of big babies" episode
>Its a "shit on spinoff because its not main line Metroid, meanwhile other Nintendo Ips, that deserve more attention than Metroid, barely get to see the light of day" series
>>342643468
My sister has literally no self-control. She cries whenever she visits, because she rummages through my pantry, eats my snack food, and blames me for making her fat.
>>342644332
that's exactly what i mean. when i look at women i actually just see Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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