>open gameplay video
>"Hey guys"
>close video
Literally me.
>>342634854
HEY GUYS ITS YOUR BOI DARKSLAYER99 HERE WITH MY BUDDY AND GOOD FRIEND TOPKEK GIVING YOU AN UPDATE ON WATSUP MAKE SURE YOU HIT THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON OR ELSE WE WONT MAKE ANYMORE VIDEOS xD
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>>342634854
>watch movie review
>"Hey guys"
>keep watching
>>342634854
Dump trashposter
>open gameplay video
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>close video
>>342635638
>give movie 5 bags of popcorn and 3 cups of soda
>keep watching popcorn classics
>watching gameplay videos
i start my videos outright with no personal intro, is that better?
>>342635947
Yeah but you're a literal who, so you don't count.
>Open video.
>couple minutes pass, no talking. We're in the clear!
>oops! Nope. It's actually a video of some stream, and now he's carrying one a boring, insider conversation with a chat you can't see
I feel like "hey guys" is borderline acceptable. Sure there are better, less played out intros, but the fucking absolute worst is "what's up youtube."
>>342635947
Are you still talking? Yes? Then fuck off no one cares.
>>342634854
Please tell us how you would do it instead, autismo.
>>342635757
This made me chuckle. Just watched a video of a parrot singing that song. Shits hilarious.
>open video
>"Hey guys how's it going"
>close video
>>342636515
Fucking kripp skipper.
>open video
>facecam
>close video
>open stream
>obnoxious jingle followed by "thanks for donating a dollar xxnoscopefaglordxx!"
>close stream
>>342636684
>>open stream
>>obnoxious jingle followed by "thanks for donating a dollar xxnoscopefaglordxx!"
>>close stream
So you completly stopped watching streams then?
>>342636436
So what's the rent like for that rock you've been living under.
What went wrong?
>>342636220
Just get to the fucking point, and without the smarm.
>>342637949
Needs the "problem face."
>>342638053
If two seconds of your time are so precious you wouldn't be watching let's plays in the first place.
>>342638352
this
>>342636220
Not talk.
>open video
>"WHADDUP IT'S YO BOI"
>close tab
WHY YOU CLOSIN TABS ON YO BOI?
>>342639384
True that would be the best solution but good luck finding one these days.
>>342636060
WADDUP YOUTUBE YOUTUBE! JOLIE OLIE COMIN ATCHA
>open gameplay video
>any sounds not from the game
>don't open gameplay video
>play videogames
>>342634854
>Intro is a minute and a half long
>Entire video is only five minutes
>open gameplay video
>two and a half minute dubstep intro video with channel "logo"
>twenty fucking annotations pop up at the same time
>>342634854
Yes.
>>342637949
Youtube's audience is full of kids and retards. Just take a look at the comments.
>>342642932
I watch gameplays to check if games are worth playing.
Thanks to that I haven't bought any console since PS3.
>>342645886
What a coincidence, that was the last console I bought. This generation of consoles is a laughingstock.
>>342636515
>open video
>"Hey guys Kripparian here"
>keep watching
>>342635757
>Unregistered Hypercam 2
