>rock boss
>"let's rock!"
>penis boss
>"let's cock!"
>British boss
>"Allahu ackbar!"
>>342630094
>techno DJ boss
>plays j-pop
>ice boss
>PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW HOLD ON >PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW HOLD ON >PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW HOLD ON
>murloc boss
>mrgrgr
>Sharesperian boss
>"FUCK YOU!"
>>342630274
>British boss
>"Spare some change?"
>>342630094
>not liking rock puns
they're prettygneiss
>Boss boss
>"let's boss!"
>>342630274
>British boss
>Fuck your shit, I'm out!
>fire boss
>BURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGRBURNTOTHEGROUND
>>>342630501
You trying to summon...him?
>hades boss
>FEELTHEHEATFEELTHEHEATFEELTHEHEAT
>>342630525
>fire boss boss boss
>you're fired, snake!
>>342630501
>>342630647boulder
>life boss
>it isn't fun and I just want it to end
>>342630647
He's creating quite acorundum,isn't he?
>Fire boss
>"I've got a bone to pick with you."
>True final boss
>"..."
>Rock boss
>Dumb puns are ruined because of the main character's name change in the West.
>>342630094
>OP boss
>"let's suck cock!"
>villager boss
>"oh thank god you're here, could you untie me before they co-"
>clock boss
>"it's time!"
>>342630647
Hey, you can't just take him for granite like that.
>>342630094
>anon boss
>"let's kiss!"
>lewd trap boss
>ahn~ deeper~
>accountant boss
>"i was counting on it"
>nigger boss
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>you are now fighting cop boss
>dancer boss
>let's dance
>rock boss
>"I'VE GOT A QUARRY TO SETTLE!"
>op boss
>"I'm a faggot!"
>skeleton boss
>let's dance
>Russian mob boss
>"TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN UP! THE RADIO!"
>Vegetable rapper boss
>"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
>Ice boss
>"We're just getting WARMED UP!"
>>342630094
>OP boss
>"let's >rock boss
>"let's rock!"!"
>Flaming garden boss
>"Time to turnip the heat!"
>vacuum cleaner boss
>"my puns fucking suck"
>>342632324
WHERE ARE YOU MIKAIL
>>342633487
ayy kekked
>>342630094
>boss boss
>"you're fired!"
>mute boss
>>342633758
Literally none of these have ever happened.
>Boss boss
>"Remember the basics of CQC"
>>342630274
>British boss
>Flees a few turns in
>Japanese boss
>"Waito piggu go homu!"
>India boss
>"I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO! AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU!"
>nigger boss
>WE
>autism boss
>>342633989
>>342634147
that'd be a french boss you mong
>>342630094
>Boss looks like enormous fat Elvis Presley
>He plays air guitar in the background while you clear trash mobs
>You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive is playing
>All of the bosses are this ridiculous
>hispanic boss
>"I don't think you realize what you're getting yourself into, pendejo!"
>>342630094
>Slash boss
>30 second solo plays
>>342630094
>itty-bitty boat boss
>he doesn't haeb it
>gym boss
>"hey buddy I think you got the wrong door"
>>342639214
>Leather boss
>"Fuck you!"
>>342637069
Game?
>>342638878
HABEEB IT
>>342641896
>tfw you will never TWINKIE HOUSE
>tit boss
>let's bounce
>>342630094
>Fire boss
>"Ice to meet you!"
Pun lines for a themed character is fucking stupid. I blame Dota for popularizing this reddit shit
>>342643243
>Reddit Boss
>"Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater. Memes."
