>run towards the point
>hear high heels on the floor behind you
>feel a warm sensation filling you up
>you feel at peace
>you feel at home
>you hear a voice gently whisper to you
>"I'll be watching over you.."
>>342625929
stop wearing heels you slut.
Then the retarded monkey jumps towards 6 people and blames you for dying.
I actually enjoy playing these shitter LoLtier games without a team, it's funny how fucking braindead the average player is.
>hear high heels clicking behind me
>get a boner
>>342626104
finally someone who understands
>>342625929
I hate stalker Mercy, when they're charging/healing me all the time then I feel like I'm supposed to be doing better than normal or they'll start seeing how bad I am.
Then you realize when they're dissapointed in you and become glued to the next faggot who is probably a massive cock reinhard and they don't even want to remember how useless your microdick was.
>>342628507
It's like real life.
>>342628884
except the "girl" is most likely a guy and you shouldn't care at all
>>342626104
>>342627139
I thought I was alone.
>>342628507
A true Mercy does not play favorites. Everyone gets a turn.
A true mercy follows you wherever you go
>hear d.va voice line like "love, d.va"
>get massive boner
>>342625929
>>342629205
winky face
>>342629270
I want to taste d.va's cute korean starfish!
Playing Mercy when you have a Pharah on the team is the best because you get to fly.
>>342625929
>>342629257
WHICH ONE IS BETTER
I CAN NEVER DECIDE
Remember to never commend a healer that doesn't surpass >35% total healing.
>>342629360
I bet D.Va's pussy tastes like Kimchi.delicious, but rotten to the core
Nothing is more satisfying than getting a double kill using her pistol. No one sees that shit coming because they think you're all heals.
>>342629461
no, she tastes like strawberry bubblegum
>>342629530
She's Korean.
It couldn't taste like anything else.
>>342629375
The second one. The ass in OPs looks like it was glued on as an afterthought.
>>342629365
>ascending w/ based Pharah to lash out punishment on the enemy below
>descending from the heavens to preserve a teammate's life
That is the best feeling.
Any of you fuckers done anything stupid in custom games? I did this before with my friend that shit was so funny. Genji tennis is also good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oQI0_hPc-I
>Play Lucio
>Some dip plays Mercy and tells me to switch because she's better at healing
>Gold kills, objective time, silver elims, provde multiple ults
>Lucio literally fucks Mercy into being a BBC slut
Everytime she says that I think of that P Diddy song I'll be missing you.
>>342629580
This is now a D.va fap thread
>>342626104
>>342627139
>>342629117
>clackfagsmy niggers
>>342628507
I play Mercy often and I just switch between whoever can use healing and who's currently engaging enemies. Might follow someone for a while but I don't expect much from them.
I hate pharahs who request healing from atop a building where I can't see them.
>>342629180
little junkrat nigger deserved it.\
Faggot.
>run towards the point
>hear wheels moving on the ground
>feel a warm sensation move throughout body
>you feel at peace
>you feel at home
>LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>you hear loud Brazillian music fill your ears as it drowns out the screams of your enemies
>>342629467
I feel like Id rather have her pistol instead of d.va's
You are right though, it does a deceiving amount of damage.
>>342629461
it tastes like plastic like what every korean who doesn't have a cube-shaped head is made out of.
>Just got Reaper's Mariachi skin +100 coins
>Can use my newly acquired 1000 coins to buy Pharah's mecha skin instead
Sometimes lady luck smiles your way.
>>342629637
If I took part in this I would probably throw up. Pretty funny to watch though.
>>342629659
There's nothing wrong with having both a mercy and lucio on the team. Its not like having widow and hanzo.
>>342629375
The second one because it looks more natural.
>>342625929
>"Hey guys go die at the point"
>No matter how retarded, at least one enemy will die even if it takes my whole team dying
>Shift
>Q
>Whole team is now alive and full health while the enemy lost at least one person
>30 sec cooldown
Mercy is the most skill less stupid character I have ever seen in my entire life and it's not even sat because I play this overpowered shit all the fucking time and win constantly no matter how much retards I have due to them having literally 2 lifes constantly
>>342629637
>Rolls towards the medkit as soon as he gets hit
This lil' nigga.
>>342625929
>hear the clicking of heels
>the sound of a healing beam connecting
>giggle as I jump forwards in my own timeline
>appear behind Mercy
>gently push her against the wall
>I can see the fear in her eyes as I press my gun up her forehead
>Cheers luv
>her bit, blue eyes tear up
>I smile happily as I pull the trigger, spraying her brain matter all over the wall behind us
>her body goes lip
>let her corps drop on the floor as I gleefully jump back in time, leaving a mourning tank
>>342630231
>Ults are mindless
Stop the presses.
>>342629795
I want to punch d.va so much holy shit
>>342629117
It's a wonderful sound.
>>342629612
>>342630065
The big ass head though
>>342630231
>corps
this is good bait anon. enjoy your (you)
>>342629659
I notice how you didn't mention a healing medal. So you didn't even get silver for healing. So you were at most the third best healer. Sounds like she was right.
>>342629180
How do you stop your charge?
>>342630378
It stops automatically after awhile
You don't charge forever, so he just got really lucky.
>>342629795
>tfw you wanted Dadhart to be a thing but the fanbase latched on to S76 instead
I don't dislike it but still...
>>342630345
She has a head.
>>342630479
Reinhardt is the crazy grandpa who misses fighting in The Great War.
>>342628507
i usually force my team's mercy to pocket me, force em into submission
because they realize, if they pocket me, i win videogamet. pharah player
>>342630885
Ok.t. that one faggot that picks Widow on offense but still wrecks shit.
>>342629775
You really stepped in it, didn't you?
>>342631202
fuck you, desu
i always focus widows
>>342628507
JESUS CHRIST
>Playing Mercy on Numbani Attack
>Team picks two Widows and a Hanzo
>"Hey guys, do we need this many snipers?"
>No response
>Never fight on the point
>Never even cap the first point
>Call out team after we lose
>"Hey fuck you my k/d was sick our heals was just bad"
>mfw
Look d.va bitch no one cares about your gook gremlin girl.
>>342629986
>not getting the anubis skin
Pleb tier taste
>>342632928
anubis pharah main here whatup
>>342632928
Anubis is aesthetically and thematically more pleasing.
>>342626104
>>342633014
>no thoth skin
>no horus skin
>>342626104
I don't even like Overwatch.
I'm willing to buy it just for fucking this.
>jump
>that loud clack
fffffuck me
>>342633174
Well if you're only going to have one Egyptian skin then I think Anubis is the way to go. Though I think they should replace the ugly as hell and makes no sense Native one with something else.
>>342632928
At least it's not the fucking garbage that is the Indian skin. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
>>342633276
She's flying
why would you not give her a bird?
>>342625929
>Play too much of Overwatch lately.
>Have dream where D.Va gets hot and bothered, pushing herself on me.
For fuck sake. Not that i dislike D.Va but i rather would pick another one from the female roster.
>>342633371
So pick Horus the bird god.
>>342628507
>spaghetti: the human
>>342629129
This.Is it wrong that this does not stop me from waifuing Mercy at all?
>>342633361
WE WUZ
>lose 5 games in a row
>was best in all of them by far
nice
>>342626104
>ywn be stripped and blindfolded in a chilly examination room
>ywn be nervously thrilled by an unseen Mercy's heel clicking around while she hums something tuneful
>ywn have her cold latex-clad fingers clinically manhandling your soft flesh when you least expect it
>ywn sense her derisively smirking at the unruly turgidness of your naked cock
Those fucking click-clacking high heel fantasies, man.
>>342625929
>run towards the point
>hear high heels on the floor behind you
>feel a warm sensation filling you up
>you feel at peace
>you feel at home
>you hear a voice gently whisper to you"OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN."
>>342635678
Why is lucio wearing high heels?
I came here for Mercy and high heels, not gremlins and doritos.
https://my.mixtape.moe/alrmyv.webm
LOL
>>342636475
>>342636526
You're pretty quick Anon, that was just posted.
>>342636317
everyone is a slut in Rio de Janeiro
t. Paranafag
So who's better Lucio or mercy
>>342636831
Lucio for playing, Mercy for fapping
>>342636831
Mercy for single target heal, lucio for group. It all depends what characters your team is playing, and whether they stay close to each other or not.
>he doesn't crossdress and main Mercy pretending to be a good little healslut.
help me
>>342636831
Mercy because her ultimate counters all other ultimates, even multiples, while Lucio can't even save you from a single Junkrat.
>>342628507
I had dinner a couple of hours ago but those spaghetti are pretty tasty.
>>342636936
Certain maps seem to play a role as well. Some work for Lucio some for mercy
>>342636984
I'll help you
by giving you dick
>run towards the point
>hear clanking on the floor behind you
>feel a greasy sensation filling you up
>you feel rage
>you feel despair
>you hear a voice obnoxiously screech at you>"IS THIS EASY MODE?"
>"IS THIS EASY MODE?"
>"IS THIS EASY MODE?"
>"IS THIS EASY MODE?"
>>342629775
if a trashmouse is making you mad, he is doing his job right
Which is the most proper skin to use with Mercy? I don't want the team to think of me as a healslut
>>342637519
Devil and use your pistol a lot.
>>342637519
any color of the default outfit is best
imp/devil are fucking horrendously bad, avoid at all cost
>>342637519
Be a good girl and accept your place.
Please don't sexualize Mercy.
>>342637519
Red devil skin for dominatrix collar and leash play.
Crisp white default for no nonsense medical MILF.
Valkyrie for when you have appalling /co/-tier shit taste.
>>342635486
>>342637648
Just like every bad k/d obsessed Mercy player.
Just use one of her default skins. They're clearly the best.
saw this on reddit :D
>>342638479
What's up Doc?
>>342638479
thanks for sharing bro!
>run towards the point
>hear spurs clacking on the floor behind you
>feel a warm sensation filling you up
>you feel at peace
>you feel at home
>you hear a voice gently whisper to you
>ITS HIGH NOON
>>342626104
>>342627139
Heels are fucking shit. They look retarded and they're also paired with bare feet, which are disgusting.
>>342638479
haha! lol!11! mind if i save this epik memez?
>>342638850
>>342638914
sure go ahead! I'll try and find the original post for you if you'd like
>>342637519
Amber or Cobalt. The classic model is the best.bring amberlamps
STOP PLAYING MY WAIFU. SHE IS ONLY FOR ME.
>junkrat ult wipes whole team minus mercy on KOTH
>mercy ducked behind cover, revives us all
>reaper fires up ult right after we get back up
>she pulls out her peashooter and kills him first, dying in the process
best mercy we ever had. the reaper ragequit in embarrasment
https://youtu.be/IBIwGKDwnWY?t=29s
>you will never be mortally wounded in a pile of rubble, dying
>you will never see the heavens open up and Mercy descending upon you like an angel
>you will never take her hand and embrace her warmth and rise again
why even live
>>342639119
I play her so I can die reppeatedly and hear her death screams that fuel my dick
>>342639336
I want to impregnate that blueberry
>>342636831
theres literally no reason to not bring both.
>>342639518
>mercy and lucio with two tanks
is there actually any good counter
>>342638850
But anonthey make that harsh TOCK TOCK TOCK sound.
>>342636526
>just got done with a fap
FUCK, I need to stop browsing healslut threads
>>342639336
>>342639447
I don't think that still works for her.
>>342639663
Phara / Junkrat
Tracer / Widowmaker
76 / Winston
>>342639663
no. the only downside is you need two dds that can acrually aim
>>342626104
Literally nothing gets me hard faster than this
>Stuck healing a team with 2 Genji's and a Hanzo
>Start getting shot at by a McCree and Tracer
>Tracer steps on a Junkrat trap so I get easy headshots and kill her
>"I need help over here!"
>Teammates keep running away from me and the payload
>I die and then they proceed to die while the payload stops and starts to get pushed back
Killing Mercy has become my favorite thing to do. I love her so much. She's mai waifu. I won't let her heal anyone else. I drop in behind the team, I kill her, maybe the person she's trying to heal if I can manage it, and then wraith out. It's so fulfilling. I love hearing how she moans as she dies. I wonder what she's thinking when she sees me gunning her down for being so unfaithful? Again, and again, and again. I'll do as much as I have to until she learns never to leave me. I only hurt her so she can learn. Pharah doesn't love her. Reinhardt doesn't love her. Only I do. I love you, Mercy.
>>342640024
Hands off my wife ese
>>342640024
BEANED
E
A
N
E
D
>>342640024
Holy shit is this real? Mercy and Reaper were actually a thing?
>>342640354
>>342640024
Eh I ship it.
>>342640395
>>342640540
Rayes is from LA, he's not a Mexican.
>>342640694
>Mexican-Americans aren't a thing
>>342636526
>That fucking animation
I feel like almost all porn is developed by people who've never had sex. Just looking at the video makes me cringe because of the fact that I know that would hurt for both parties.
I think we can all agree Genji's ult is the true sound of death for Mercy.
They always always go for you first and they don't fuckin care if they get anyone else
Mercy x Genji is the true pairing. That dude is thirsty.
>>342640694
>LA
>NOT MEXICAN
>>342640795
>Mercy x Genji
>not Zarya x Genji
this happen to anyone else?
just booting me off midgame
>>342625929
mercy makes me want to be a father
>>342640024
THIS IS A SHOP DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANON
THIS IS FAKE I TELL YOU
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>342626104
>>342627139
>>342629117
>>342629670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqf-JWUjaKU
>>342640694
Why is this dirty aussie the only straight ship the fat whore gets?
>>342641075
stop posting stupid shit you autistic waifu losers and answer me
>>342641326
Bless you.
who /autist/ here?
>>342641407
Epic
>>342641571
POO
IN
THE
LOO
>>342641571
you gonna die a sad lonely loser death
waste of space
>>342641356
She likes being bullied.
>>342629637
Me and my friends, around 6 in total, made a custom game where we could only play as Lucio, while health was down %200 and damage was increased by 200%, we also decreased the use time to practically no cooldown, so all you would hear every second of the match was
>PUMP UP THE VOLUME
>>342625929
this SHIT THREAD
about this SHIT WAIFU SIMULATOR
CAN GO TO OVERWATCH GENERAL
>>342641571
POO
>>342625929
just please put the word overwatch in the title of your thread so my filters work
>>342636526
>>342629180
>That fucking trap junkrat throws as he's falling
I'm fucking dying
>>342626104
>hear some high heals at spawn
>valkyrie online
>shortly after that big metal clunking sounds
>again, again!
>>342641571
what a fucking perfect ass
>buy overwatch
>play it
>I go genji
>I get gold every game
>decide to play with a friend
>literally every game people are ass on our team
>no one wants to fucking contest the point
>they let the point be taken because "muh goodboy points!"
>we lose because of this
>team calls me bad even though I have gold in objective kills and objective time
God it's no wonder this game is a hit with the fucking CoD kiddies. At least in tf2 you get people fucking contesting the point and realizing that dying doesnt matter if its for the good of the team.
>>342642271
>high heals
>>342642271
>high heals
hue
If Mercy was a man would you still play as her/him?
>>342642691
Yes, I played Medic in TF2 too.
>>342642691
>that lewd dong holster getting wasted on a boring fuckboy br like lucio
to answer your question, yes, but less enthusiastically.
>>342641326
I always made fun of ASMRfags. I didn't know shit like this was hidden between all the creepy whispering and lightbulb tapping.
>Get a good ult off
>Mercy comes in and literally saves everyone's ass and undoes your damage
>Still get PoTG
>>342639747
>>342626104
>>342627139
>>342629117
>>342629670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5xxd5gbzPI
Here you go, you deviants.
>>342636526
>that fucking animation, even down to the small lip bite at the end
what the fuck is going on, I don't even want to fap, thats just fucking impressive
vr when
>>342640785
you see the problem can be easily solved if the girl were 2d
>>342643276
Do I want to wear them or fuck a pair of shoes
What the fuck is this feeling
>>342643276
Moar
>>342625929
Hehey, thanks doc!
>>342642423
>nobody wants to answer me
Is the overwatch community this dellusional to shitty waifus that they can't realize how insufferable their game is to play from a competitive standpoint?
>>342643276
>strong purposeful strides
>hallway echo
>>342643602
High heel foot jobs are literally the toppest of fetishes and an acquired tase of only those worthy.
>>342643836
>competitive
you're playing casual mode
Come back when you're actually playing competitive mode and are stuck with people at your level.
>>342643836
Fuck off loser we're talking about high heels here.
Go shit up another thread.
Great, now i have a raging boner
>>342643836
bud, you fell for the overwatch meme
the only thing this game is, is wafius, thats it. its the lowest skill tier fps game made for casuals everywhere, if you went into overwatching expecting skill you've been memed lol
>>342644029
Sounds...painful
>>342643276
MY DICK HAS NEVER BEEN THIS ERECT WHAT IS THIS
>>342642691
Every time I see this I never get an answer: WHO THE FUCK IS SOMBRA?
>>342643836
How can you not realize that you're playing at a shit tier which makes the players shit tier as well?
>try to save up gold for mechaqueen pharah
>unlock raptorian pharah costume
should I spend 1000 gold for another mech costume for pharah or spend it on the /k/ommando 76 costume
>anons finally understand my fetish
>>342644471
Get your favourite Reinhardt skin and be credit to team.
>>342643602
Same feeling here. I don't know which part I would even fuck; the toes band or the crook between the sole and the heel.
>>342629637
Now this is high noon.
>>342644471
Commando all day
>>342640694
He's Latino you god damn pantsu on head idiot.
>>342644641
maybe you could like, press the pair together and sandwich your dick between them
>>342644641
>That web, where the lady sticks the heel of her high heels into the guys dick. When she pulls out a glob of chunky blood flows out too.
NO.
>mfw Genji spams that he wants healing
>>342644902
I am no longer erect
>>342643602
>>342643692
>>342643861
>>342644286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ypvEsF0UeU
Have one more. You perverts.
And a couple of bonus one's that are ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC5MYCt51Y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz8DyV__cqg
>>342625929
You forgot to the part where she says in a threatening totally not selling herself manner
>...for a price
>>342644902Sounding and urethral penetration (penis in penis) is my favorite fetish when combined with futa.Don't ruin this for me, anon.
I WANT TO MAKE MERCY A MOMMY!
>>342643017
I hate it when POTGs show you dying.
>>342645374
Shes too old for that.
>>342643017
Seriously, revivals should cancel out any "scoring" for POTG.
I want to wear heels and strut around
>>342645274
Well to be fair, a High Heel is a jagged squire piece of leather. You wouldn't want to be sounding with that. Things like a smooth penis entering another nice penis. Is always arousing.My mother is reading this over my shoulder.
>>342645525
>37
>already went through menopause
Pick exactly one, virgin. Christmas cakes can be knocked up until their mid 40's to early 50's.
>>342645525
You realize she didn't age?
>>342645696
Why?
>>342645807
Is your mom this mom?
>>342646614
literally the best mercy animation to date
>>342644902
>Erdogan
Is this porn of Turkey's president?
What the fuck
>>342646534
I would have fucked that mom right there, fucking anon wasting that opportunity.
>>342645897
>calls someone ELSE a "virgin"
>uses the term christmas cake unironically
>>342646614
>shit lightning
so close yet so far
>>342646614
>That big glob
Legitimately disgusting
>>342640952
I ship it, Zarya a cute
>"hey can someone tell me why overwatch is a good game, I'm thinking of buying it"
>I WANT TO INHALE WIDOWMAKER'S BIG SHEPENIS
>TRACER IS A LESBAIN HERES AN INFOGRAPH WHY
>MERCY WILL NEVER TORTURE YOUR PENIS AND GAS IT
>I WANT TO FUCK [SOME MALE CHARACTER]
>PHARAH BELONGS IN THE GARBAGE BECAUSE SHE HAS NO LIMBS
>SYMMETRA MUST POO ON MY DICK RIGHT NOW
>THICKER UNNNGHHH THICKERRR
>>342647080
Why play the game when you can just jerk off to the porn?
>>342647029
I want to cum on her body.
>you will never be important
>>342647080
Ive never even played the game
>>342647338
>>342647080
I would very much like Mercy to gas my dick if you catch my drift.
Im talking farts.
>>342640572
No, that's an edit. Though its speculated.
>>342643276
fuck yes nigga
>>342647547
>Robot arm
automatic garbage
>>342646908
>lightning
>>342647923
What
>>342647547
>put turrets on random ceilings
>people fall for it everytime
I'm starting to like her!
>>342636526
I need to know who made this shit.
>>342647980
I think you were talking about the lighting in the room rather than the gbolts from the sky
>>342646614
>puts it right back in
MY FETISH
>>342648542
hyper stim is great, good opinion
>>342646534
Mom's too "Christian" for that. She'd just change the computer passwords. Then I'd just shrug and buy my own comp.
>>342646762
yes
>>342648091
http://howlsfm.tumblr.com/
/r/ing the guy asking the mercy player to be his gfbut asking her to cut off all contact with anyone except him
>>342646614
that loop is too perfect. only complaint is the lack of the yellow heal aura around them
>>342649481
seconding this
>>342647872its a glove
>>342645109
>people having boners
>im literally falling asleep
why cant i enjoy things as you do?
>>342647547
>that beautiful perfect pinup girl face, muh fucking dick
In game face is so disgusting, I would still fuck her, but I wouldn't bring in game symmetra to meet my parents without a paper bag, I'd be ashamed.
>>342650676No it's not you blind, baiting motherfucker
>>342626104
Holy shit I actually thought I was the only one.
There's something about that noise that instantly gives me images of a sophisticated and sexy woman.
Good taste lads.
>>342629637
>get 12 people together
>custom game
>cool downs on zero
>tracers zipping around infinitely
>invincible me
>mccrees stunlocking people with flashbangs
>junkrat flying across the sky box
>mfw
It was the most fun shit
>>342651708
Fuck
Meant
>invincible Mei
>>342651435
>Morrigan in front of Sawmill's background
why the fuck do people always use TF2 maps for their SFM shit
>>342651875
because they're readily available and pre-installed with SFM
>>342651285
>>342651285yes it is if you played the game or read the comics you would know that
>>342649793
Is there a McCree edit of this with him in High Noon pose?
>>342652320
Nope, but here's the sequel
>>342651875
Laziness.
All the Source-made crap is used 90% of the time in fanmade cg art.
One look at the characters eyes in any "Meet the" TF2 video will prove its aged far too much.
