>>342623908
Can I fuck a slime?

>>342624141
You can fuck off. ;)

>>342623908
pretty fun if youtubers weren't milking the shit out of it

>>342623908
not enough content to justify a purchase

Looks like a comfy game, but there comes a point where the is nothing to do. The plorts market needs tuning also since getting rich too fast leaves no point to keeping a large farm.

>>342623908
Fun and cute, awaiting full release.

>>342624960

>a single player game isn't fun if it's popular with youtubers

Is this some meme I'm missing?

>>342623908
Too much goo, not enough slime. 4/10

>>342624849
rude

>>342624141
Yes but not on that game
purupuru <3

>slime rancher
>the slimes don't turn into females and seduce the mc for his life seed

>tfw no monstergirl rancher

>>342625435
This.

>>342625095

4chan is inherently contrarian and will often pretend to hate something if it's popular in the mainstream. There are exceptions of course, like Overwatch due to loads of porn.

But once something gets popular, /v/ starts hating it. Just look at Undertale and the first Five Nights at Freddy's. For the first few days, maybe a week, there were few threads on /v/ and they were mostly "hey, this is a neat game, what did you guys like about it." When mainstream sites and e-celebs starting picking up on them a rush of "REEEEEE THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER FUCK THIS SHIT AND EVERYONE WHO PLAYS IT" took over.

>>342625596

So wait, 4chan is basically hipsters?

>>342623908
Honestly, it got boring really quick.
It's just a grind really.

>>342625557
We need a mod.

>>342625596
all boards are contrarian in one way or the other
besides /v/ doesn't hate everything that's mainstream

>>342625596

>go to /tv/ to check out some GoT discussion
>literally 20 GoT threads
>everyone is saying the episode was shit and so were the last few seasons
>ask them why they spend time watching and bitching about a show they hate
>silence

It all makes sense now

>>342625596
>Just look at Undertale and the first Five Nights at Freddy's
people just can't take the bantz anymore

Last time I tried it, it seemed like a good idea but there's just not enough to do beyond mixing slimes.

>>342625945
>20 got threads
the most recent episode accumulated 70+ threads on the day it was aired