I want to fuck Jill.
Jill a cute
>>342616853
kek
I want to kiss Jill.
I want a Jill VR doll.
>>342616327
What shitty tumble game of the week is this? Is it porn? It better be porn.
Jill is nice and Alma ending best ending
>>342619256
its from /agdg/ and is filled with homegrown 4chan memes. no porn though
>>342619256
Waifu bartending.
It's pretty good mix of puzzle with drink orders/VN
>super tempted but not sure
Please convince me to buy it
>game nicknamed waifu bartending
>actual good waifus wouldn't be interested in going to bars
I'm going to go right ahead and assume the game is like huniepop where like 3/4 of the cast are turbosluts.
>>342616327
https://kat.cr/va-11-hall-a-cyberpunk-bartender-action-gog-t12810849.html
fuck off dev
>>342619768
Do you like cyberpunk?
Do you like VN's?
Do you want waifus?
Do you like story>gameplay dependant games?
Game is pretty good but if you don't like any of these, you may find the game boring and repetitive. Part of the allure of the game is who is going to come in next/what is going to happen next.
Back off from her; she's taken.
>>342616327
WOULD
YOU
FUCK
ME
I'D
FUCK
ME
>>342619818
Nah there's only a robot prostitute and like 2 scenes with a Nico Nico streamer. Most of the cast are actual people.
>>342619768
its shit
>>342619256
>tumble
What is that? A cyberpunk version of LoveJournal?
>>342619768
it's amazing
>>342619768
There's a demo you can try on the dev's website. If that doesn't convince you then the full game won't change your mind.
>>342619818
>m-muh purity
fuck off
>>342619883
>checking dev's twitter earlier because I was looking for something
>someone is basically saying they're pirating the game
>dev asks why they'd use a shitty site like skidrow instead of mega
>>342619818
You think you know pure girls, but you don't.
>>342620654
>use mega
>bandwith quota reached
what the fuck? is there a way to bypass this without making an account?
>>342620654
>skidrow instead of mega
BTFO
>>342621031
if the uploader had premium but pirates are poorfags, so good luck
>>342620654
BUY THE GAME YOU RETARD
>>342619883
delet
>>342619818
>where like 3/4 of the cast are turbosluts.
You got that right.
Plus lesbians and memes
And shilling Y2K.
>>342621367
I'd buy it, but PayPal is being a cunt. Can't link my card to my account because of "Sorry, we are not able to process your request. Please try again later.".
Been trying to do it for months, too lazy to call.
>>342620280
>>342620498
It is simultaneously shit and amazing until observed.
>>342621665
>Game has /u/
>Therefore it's bad
Okay.
>>342621735
>I'd buy it, but PayPal is being a cunt. Can't link my card to my account because of "Sorry, we are not able to process your request. Please try again later.".
Should have voted remain, mate.
>>342621735
just buy one of those steam gift cards at walmart or something
>>342621849
retard. It's never both shit and amazing at the same time because it doesn't exist outside of our sensory (thinking either it's good or bad).
>>342620241
actual people don't make good waifus.
if you're willing to put up with flaws in fictional characters for "waifus", you might as find a real person.
>>342622359
I wish i was American sometimes. Feels like Walmart has everything; guns, clothes, furniture and food.
>>342621275
...for that I will give them my money
>>342622117
Yuri is crap.
>>342622578
also has a lot of fat smelly people that yell at their children and insanely long lines because everyone thinks
and occasionally a mcdonalds
>>342622787
Is this what freedom is like?
>>342621275
so where is the mega link?
>>342622787
*because everyone thinks walmart is better than whatever other grocery stores you have in town but it really fucking isn't
>>342623045
In the archive
Does anyone want to share some backgrounds from this game, if there's any? I love the art from it. Shit I love cyberpunk stuff in general.
>>342623820
Most of it is shitty pixel art.
How the fuck do you unlock new musics ?
Dev please I know you're in this thread.
>>342624040
dev here, NG+
:^)
>>342623820
You play as a bisexual girl who has a crush on her tomboys boss who has a mechanical arm and only likes 2D men, people tell you what to order and you click some buttons and serve them drinks, expect lots of sex talk, 4chan memes, and a decent soundtrack.
>>342622367
Moron. If it is shit then it should not contain anything amazing. But if it is amazing, by definition should it contain shit.
Just finished it. Loved the PC-98 look. Who knew I'd be praising indie pixelshit one day but dithering is my fetish.
Loved the music.
Story/writing was mediocre but it eventually kinda grew on me. They've could've done more with the setting, but for two /v/enezuelan fags it's pretty impressive.
Hopefully the American dude behind the music lands some bigger projects. The OST is better than it has the right to be.
Also I dunno why but the cat boomer is a such cool fucking name.
stop posting this meme shill shit
>>342616327
>AGDG finally makes a game
>it's a fucking book and not a game
You cannot make this shit up
>>342624112
Any proof?
>/v/ is already in its "nobody is allowed to like it" phase
>Also, nobody is discussing the original noble desire to fuck Jill
>>342624040
There's a few items in the shop that have new songs, you get a few during normal gameplay, and in NG+ you can get pretty much every song that isn't normally playable (like the ones from your home, title screen, credits etc.)
>>342624040
Not dev but you can get the rest of the music in new game plus at the shop. You can buy 2 tracks in NG and you get one from streaming chan
>>342624407
You are talking nonsense, because moron itself is not a meaning containing itself, but is only subjective to what the general humanity has given the meaning to it. It doesn't contain shit, but shit only implies what it is.
>>342623045
GOG version
https://mega.nz/#!Vd4mDYRb!24ICgbRNmedIblZ-M-ZnTQAnuNW8boEQzQFxyxvj5kk
>>342624631
At least they finished it
>>342616327
>>342625553
>link on /v/
Yeah. Totally gonna click that
>>342616327
>want to fuck Jill.
>not Dorothy.
meh
>>342625646
>>342625789
nice try dev
I want to FUCK Gillian!
>>342616327
NOT REAL DUMBASS
The ending was so bad it retroactively ruined the rest of the game.
This is a book thats missing half its pages and wants you to do a shitty minigame every 5-10 minutes.
>>342625952
In my opinion whole game fallen apart after bank arc. I don't know if they ran out of ideas or time because their country is on fire.
>>342626065
Jill is actually best girl.
>>342625952
The story does litteraly nothing to hook you up and get you interested.
The ending is not the worst part.
>>342616853
Ooh shit
I didn't know someone from AGDG did this
>>342625952
>>342626401
It's just MGS: TPP 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>342626465
This lads
jill pls
I want to hug Jill
>>342625553
>bandwidth exceeded
fuuug
>>342626852
Jill is for putting your dick inside of and thrusting until ejaculation for the purpose of making children but not taking responsibility.
>>342625816
Too young if she got those upgrades though I would bang her.
Why is there still no good fanart for this game? Fucking hell give me lewds
>>342627810
this
>>342616853
wait
what
is this made by an agdg faggot?
>>342624631
http://www.homph.com/steam/
>>342627957
Yea
>>342625789
Worst case scenario it's some dolphin porn.
>>342625789I unironically trust links on 4 chan more than almost anywhere on the internet.
>>342628672Why would you?
>>342627261
Isn't she afraid of dicks or something?
She has a complex for phallic objects.
>>342625904
Armitage probably did that already.
>>342616327
I wanted to fuck her until I replayed and got her drunk. Man I would probably cry if I ever tried to have sex with her, I had a serious issues with my dick until I reached like 20
>>342628672
Don't you remember lostboy.exe, anon-chan?
Can someone spoil me this shit game? Preferably all endings, if there are multiple
>you can change your interface theme after beating the shmup
if the devs hadn't point it out on twitter I wouldn't notice it
>>342626483
No there's plenty of little interesting subplots that go on throughout the game that gets you interested and invested in the game. It's just they all get dropped as soon as Jill solves her problem
>>342629438
You mean when it was masquerading as some guro horror crap that spread around in 2012 or when some troll put it in GTA5 torrents in 2013?
>>342629486
there's a faq in the /vg/ thread
>>342628672
Same here. Unless you're total newfriend you should be able to tell what's safe from the context. The faster the upload is, or the rarer the thing is, the less likely it's harmful. Doesn't apply for all boards naturally. But on the average it's surprising how generous most people are here. Especially with rare closed alphas and whatnot that are almost impossible to get from other sources.
>>342627957
If it wasnt, I'm pretty sure these threads would die instantly.
>>342616327
>Kamen Rider in the background
Ok goddamnit I'll buy your fucking game
>>342629758
I can't find anything about the ending there
Dana is cute! CUTE!
>>342627810
Ironically, despite being labeled as tumblr junk, despite being made by venezuelans, despite having an entire cast of LGBT characters, tumblr itself does not give a fuck about this game.
>>342616327
Just finished downloading, what am I in for?
>>342630063
It lacks actual animal furries and talks about sex and other depressing shit sometimes. Thats too triggering for tumblr.
>>342630090
Mundane life of some dyke in a more interesting setting that never gets explored much.
So wait you play as a girl?
Immersion fucking ruined, glad i pirated this shit
>>342630285
>in a more interesting setting that never gets explored much.
too bad that it's not much explored in this game, either
>>342630367
It's a bi girl. You could just pretend it's a bi dude
>>342630424
That's what I meant. Poor grammar on my part.
>>342619593
>from 4chan
>no porn
why
>>342630476
You're a moron. If he actually pirated this trite he wouldn't be surprised about the MC at all.
>>342619818
>actual good waifus wouldn't be interested in going to bars
lmao
>>342630476
Not a lotta dudes called Jill that i know
>>342630285
I love my neon Japan.
I was able to go there and live out a dream of mine, walking the neon streets of Toyko. it was perfect and I could have died happy any point of the trip
>>342630512
Not popular enough for drawfags.
Hell most people probably think this game was never gonna be released period.
>>342630568
Oh well excuuuuuse me Sherlock
>>342622578
tfw Walmart doesn't stock girlfriends
>>342630687
Dont cry kid.
>>342629401
Stop having a tiny penis, then.
"cyberpunk", homosexuality everywhere, memes for the sake of catering to 4chan specifically, shamelessly promoting "waifus"
all signs point to that I shouldn't like this game but I do
why
>>342630579
That's the 4chan purity meme
If you drink, smoke or have tattoos and piercings you're human scum and need to die
>>342630609
Hey man it's just Gillian with a J
>>342622578
mine is full of the urban youths are is generally not a pleasant place to be
>>342630841
FIRMLY GRIP THE REAR OF THE BURGER AND THE MIDDLE.
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A SANDWICH BEFORE?
>>342630875
You're a memester, I'm sorry.
>>342630814
Curse you! My time will come, I will have my reveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenge
Ok so I never played the prologue. Does it explain what the deal with Anna is? Like the fuck is she and why is she some tv ghost. I get that the game has a lot of unfinished plot lines but that's the one that bugs me the most.
>>342630896
Hmmm
Yes I can work with that
>>342630875
it'scomfy
>>342629486
CAN SOMEONE SPOIL ME THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
I just wanna know how it ends, at least in the canon ending.
>>342621849
>>342622367
>>342624407
>>342625464
Lol chek it...
Everyone hates it but wants it at the same time!
>>342625553
>>342627130
>>342619883
>>342621735
>>342623045
>>342630951
FIRMLY
GRASP IT
>>342626415
Jill's face when the only girls she likes is either hetrosexual or 2d only
>>342631130
2 girls fug
dai endo
Honestly, mixing drinks is legitimately fun, and the stories you learn about your clients/friends are really touching, given you serve them correctly. Also
>the night you are sitting on your balcony with Dana, with the interactive drinking segment, just shooting the shit while overlooking the city
I have never been so comfy playing vidya before. Game is seriously everything I hoped for and more.
>Shitty VN with typical indie pseudo pixel art and basic gameplay
Next.
>>342630951
That's how drunk people eat. God I hate drunks.
>>342630841I don't think it's tiny, 6.5 isn't horrible. It's just kind of thinner than I'd like
>>342630285
shes not really a pure lesbian, at several points she mentions atleast two boyfriends, and her own taste for both male and female
no trannies allowed though
she just mopes how much she screwed up about her last relationship
>>342621275
>ad filled page
>In the era where everyone and their mother has an ad blocker
Nice attempt at a quip though
>>342631243or dead
>>342631423
yep
Will I be able to enjoy this game if i dont drink?
>>342631410
I'm in IT and your assumption doesn't hold up.
There are so many retards everywhere.
>>342630875
Because once you get over how jaded you are from mindlessly reading the trash on /v/ you realize that the insults the majority of games on here get are just buzzwords that have no bearing or impact on the overall quality of the game, and this game is in fact,fun
picked up
>>342631553
yeah
>>342631578
Punny
>>342631676
That man has the fever!
>>342631403
I'm pretty sure she talks more about guys than girls and even mentions that the last time she had sex it was with a guy. She's just hung up on her college lesbo experience
whats the gameplay like?
>>342616327
edit the image with something lewd and heart pupils then i can fuck.
Question:
Who here uses the keyboard to mix drinks instead of the mouse?
>>342628672
only time you should ever be scared of clicking links here is if they were posted on /b/
>>342631806
Clicking and dragging
>>342631797
eh she'll get over that soon
So it's a VN in about a dyke dealing with boring dyke problems in babby's first scifi setting#5234324564 with shitty writing and garbage gameplay?
If this shit didn't emulate an anime artstyle you faggots would be shitting all over it.
>>342631059
One of the endings outright tells what she is but doesnt explain that directly why she is following Jill, just gives a hint.
>>342619818
Funnily enough the best part of the game is not about the waifus.
It's a shame they went with muh lesbo waifu feelings by 2/3 of the game. I wanted to know more about everything that was going on with the city and the people that came into the bar.
>>342629438
That old meme? Paranoia-fuel and nothing else.
So is Valhalla a gay bar or is the game set in a world where most people are gay?
>>342631979
I honsetly didn't care much about the setting, pretty standard cyberpunk. But I was disappointed by the size of the cast. There were pretty much no new characters after the first chapter. There should have been more one- or two-time customers who just tell some short stories unrelated to anything else
>>342632108
Just a future dive bar. They take all kinds. Even doges.
>>342631838
Wait, you can do that?
I discovered late into the game you can change the channel on the tv by clicking it and go to the title screen by clicking the exit sign.
>>342619593
They have /v/'s number that's for sure.
>>342632062
SPOILER THAT
>>342632269
Yeah. You can also add ingredients with QWERT.
>>342631912
Dev here.
My game has all positive reviews. I don't give a fuck what you think you stupid faggot, I'm rolling in money.
>>342631912
>posting a disgusting Sybil enabler
I agree with your post, but come on, Akane is shit
>>342632482
Hi dev! Can I suck your titties?
What's the name of the soundtrack in Jill's appartment? I downloaded them and can't seem to find it.
How do you play the shmup
>>342632108
The only actual lesbian is Betty. Jill is bi and had a girlfriend.Keyword had.
Dorothy's a sentient Real Doll, her sexuality doesn't matter 'cuz bitch gets paid.
Sei and Stella have subtext out the ass but they never confirm anything far as I saw.
>>342632482
>Venezuelans
>Rolling in money
They're too busy rolling in electricity rations and food shortages to have money.
>>342616327
>>342619593
>>342630512
This.
There is no reason for me to even try to play it despite the cute art style and cute waifu when I know it will be too boring without any nudity or sex.
Considering the supposed source of the devs that there still isn't any sex or nudity it makes me think they are borderline SJW/normie shit devs. And didn't want to "ruin" their game with "problematic" "sexualized" "female" characters.
>>342632634
Have you tried
shooting them up?
>>342619818
nop sorry
except for Dorothy but that's her job
>>342632227
I'm a sucker for cyberpunk so I might be biased, but I'm talking about the plot lines of the different customers. All of them felt flat after they started with the whole dead gf thing.
>>342632680
just wait the game get undertale'd and fan games might come.
>>342632482
Well yeah, things that have elements that a particular group of people like within mediums tend to do well.
>>342632514
Akane is the light in face of depraved society that needs guidance.
>>342631979
The game does tell you that it's not about those people though.
>>342632680
>talks about normies
>posts pic of the normiest tier weebshit H
>>342632719
that's ridiculous
>>342632680
>Didn't want problematic sexualized females
>Titty Hacker
>Dildo Face
>You can buy Jill a "personal massager"
>Robot prostitute with a 12-year-old's body who goes into detail about her sexual escapades
Aight.
>>342630879
this is true though
the only acceptable tattoos are military ones.
>>342632898
>Akane is the light in face of depraved society that needs guidance.
all she achieved is making the system more tyrannical while pretending to have some moral highground
>>342632680
>wanting porn scenes
Fucking disgusting.
I don't think any VN ever did it right, they're always incredibly stupid and just unsatisfying.
>>342633154
At least she tried.
>>342633267
Is that the wanting-to-fuck-jill board?
>>342633154
Literally fucking this
End of Psycho Pass was so frustrating. Akane just goes along with Sibyl for no reason
>hey this shit is wrong you know
>yeah it really is wrong, but you can't exactly argue against it can you?
>n-no
>okay good now do your job and take care of your co-worker and bring us more BRAINS
>sure boss
What a fucking retard
>>342633223
Fucking this, man. They're always jarringly awkward. Don't get me wrong, I liked True Love when I was still figuring out what porn was, but jesus christ who wants to go to that effort for porn? Keep it separate from games, I say. Enjoy both things for what they are and don't mix them up unnecessarily.
Now, if Zone got a hold of Valhalla and made porn out of it...
>>342633273
Road to hell and good intentions and all that.
>>342616327
>not the ahegao edit
>>342618490
This is fantastic but where's the rest of the picture?
Where's the legs, man?
>>342632858
wont happen, ever, this game is a boring hunk of shit whereas undertale was actually fun to play
>>342632680
Eh, depending on the game, forced sex options could make or break, thankfully if the dev's don't want to do it, then don't fucking do it, how would you like it if you made a game, but some retard was like "Muh sex scene's"
>>342632514
>Sybil is bad
You mad
>>342633852
That's probably the weirdest choice of bait I've seen on /v/ to date.
>>342633052
>Jill has a SLUT shirt
>>342632482
Eh, would be believable if he wasn't a third worlder.
It's funny that out of all the things that have come from this game, the weirdest thing I've learned is that /v/ has a weird empathy for the plight of Venezuela. Like, fuck brazil, fuck rio, fuck everywhere else, but Venezuela? Fuck I might have to NOT pirate this game now!
It's weird, but cute. You big old softies.
>>342634101
glad you're triggered you dumb cuck :^)
>>342632482
This would be believable if only the devs weren't the nicest starving faggots
>>342634156
That's because Jill is a slut.
>>342633930
FSN forced itself to have sex scenes in order to sell more and merged Illya's route with Sakura's due to time constraints.
Should've just kept Illya's route. That's obviously why HF is so good near the end.
>>342634463
A CUTE slut.
>>342634439
I have never heard of a country rationing out electricity before because either I'm just ignorant about the world entirely or that shit doesn't happen a lot. Can't help but feel sympathy.
Is there a shuffle option anywhere in the jukebox?
>>342635220
If you click the jukebox option when you're in the normal game window, there's two arrows crossing over each other. If it's yellow, shuffle's on.
>>342634439
in Venezuela they speak spanish and got fucked by a shit leader, rather than being BRs and the country being shit in general
>>342635505
Nice. Neat little things like that make the game for me.
What is the giant gauntlet for
I'm going to jack off Jill!
>mfw Jill whines about nerds
>is a big nerd herself
>>342635220
Yeah just press the shuffle thing on the jukebox
>seventeen
WHAT FUCKING DRINK IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT
>>342616327
>you will never chill with Jill in her comfy room
Why live?
You already made a thread, dumb dev.
Seriously can the mods please ban him?
>>342616327
Is this a brand new epic meme game like Undertale?
>>342635945
sugar rush
>>342635668
>>342635945Use a drink with 17 ingredients.Optional karmotrine.
>>342636180
>>342636091
thanks
>>342635945A drink with17ingredients.
>>342616327
this """"game"""" is so fucking comfy
>>342636343
>comfy
Is this the new "hipster" /v/ uses now?
>>342635945
>It wasn't the #17 drink in the book
Fucking bullshit
So
Where all my Bettybros at
>>342621849
>>342622367
>>342624407
>>342625464
hey guys check out how hard i can pee
PWWWFFFFSHHHHHHHHFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWW
>>342636524
No no you're doing it wrong, it's """"""""hipster"""""""".
>waifu bartending
>bartend for bunch of ugly men
I feel ripped off.
TOP TIER
>sugar rush
>fringe weaver
>blue fairy
MID TIER
>brandtini
>piano woman
>piano man
>marsblast
>gut punch
>fluffy dream
LOW TIER
>bad touch
>sunny day
>piledriver
>bloody jane
DONOVAN TIER
>Beer (big)
>>342636702
>Diogenes
>not "Get the fuck out. I ain't writing shit."
Or
>"If only it were so easy to satisfy my hunger by rubbing my belly." after getting caught jerking off in public
or
>"Get the fuck out of my sunlight Alexander the Faglord."
Diogenes was the best. One of the few men who could make Plato look like an ass in public while wearing nothing but a blanket.
>>342636071
>Is this a brand new epic meme game like Undertale?
op/dev would have to pay a famous letsplayer to play his shitty tumblr game in order for that to ever have a possibility of happening, but because hes so much of a jew he has to shill his own game here himself you can guarantee it wont
>>342624186
So is there no option for a straight romance? Playing as a girl is fine but yuri really turns me off of games.
>>342636949
I don't know why I was surprised.
>>342636949
>top tier
>all of the girly drinks
gtfo
>>342636949
kill yourself autist
>>342627402
>Too young
No such thing.
>really enjoyed every moment of it
>it's so fucking short
>anons who made it will probably die within the next month or so due to living in literally hell
>or they won't continue setting
>no streaming-chan or Dorothy spin off story
>mfw all of this
>>342631797
Get her drunk with the boss and she talks about how much she wants to bang Alma.
>>342630285
>Never gets explored much
Did you even play the game? Both the news things on the phone and the dialogue explore the setting a lot.
>>342616327
>>342633545
>>342633154
Thus the issue with anything urobuchi writes
Is there any appeal to this game other than waifus? How complex is the actual bartending?
I want to cuddle with Jill
>>342636949
You forgot Frothy Water, which is Liteally Who? tier
>>342628672
Remember those leaked Rick and Morty episodes?
>>342638070
It's a visual novel, the bartending is very basic.
I loved every single moment of it, but I can understand why some might dislike it.
>>342638070
The bartending uses fake ingredients but you have to take the customer's tastes and past orders into account when serving them. Usually, if you've been keeping jill happy and not distracted she'll have hints on what she needs to make, but a lot of times you just have to remember some drink trivia mentioned earlier in the game.
As far as mixing actual drinks, though, this isn't that game. This is more for the experience and the atmosphere than mixing.
>>342616327
I would jack Jill.
>>342634439
It's not like I care about your struggle or anything, baka
>>342629401
Dana just looks so disappointed in you.
