Can we have a hate mail thread?
I can't stop laughing when I read these.
I have a folder so I will dump, please post yours as well, I need a laugh.
>>342585760
Kek it's funny because it is also true
>>342585823
Made me laugh as well
>>342585760
>my only achievement in life is the colour of my skin.
Classic /pol/tard mentality.
w-why does making others feel bad feel so good?
>>342586029
Schadenfreude
>>342586069
Kek, thanks anon
>>342586082
>the weak have no voice
Gives me goosebumps every time
Does this count?
>>342586164
>roll home to eat your mother's milk, the weak have no voice
makes me shudder everytime as well
>>342586168
Close enough, thanks friend
>>342586214
little tom going ham
anybody going to post a dumbass "threatening" you but all they do is cry?
>be the best player on the team
>lose
>still get hatemail from their best player for killing him a bunch of times
Is there anything worse than sore winners?
>>342586214
oh little tom
your post always makes laugh
These make me laugh so hard because the very act of taking the time to send a message that acts nonchalant and insulting is such an oxymoron.
>>342585686
Not exactly hate mail, but I'm just going through my inbox.
I've got a few more
>>342586467
Kek, why did he send you that?
>>342585686
>Demolition D
At first I was confused why I got it. Then I realized I was playing ds3.
>>342586467
This was when omega mode first came out. And I'm pretty sure he had an infinite in that mode.
>>342585947
>on national television and a few am radio stations
Every time
>>342586578
Kek'd
>>342586583
>BLOCKED
lol
My last one unfortunately
>>342586165
That profile picture gets me every time
>>342586165
holy great kek
>>342586578
>your future children
Did you thank him for wishing you a successful relationship?
Fresh OC
>>342586531
I played a couple games with him in a fighter. Eventually we started talking, discussing strategies and whatnot. He wanted more than that.
>>342586479
>It's people like you who make this community great! Rock on, Faggot!
The sheer enthusiasm of his anger makes me lose my shit.
>>342586751
The salt after i get potg as bastion is pretty great
>>342586743
Actually, I did. Though he remove the comment from his profile.
>hate mail
Is this a casual way of making a griefing thread now that the jannies like to delete them?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfKmnzy0auw
>>342585686
>DEMOLITION_D
always knew he was a faggot
>>342586984
No, hate mail is better.
>tfw not gud enough to get hate mail
>>342587107
You don't have to be good when you can plant an awp in your bud's face round start
>>342586261
>Subject
>>342586657
>i wanna choke your dick with my asshole
sign me up
>>342587187
>3 inche
Here's my last one, this one is homemade. I got this after I double Flawless'd this guy on MKX.
>>342587187
FUCK I havent seen that one in ages, let out a laugh so hard I woke my roomate.
>>342586029
Because it's more proof that you are objectively better at the other person at a game.
If you beat a friend in a fighting game match and he doesn't get upset about it, he just needs to see what he did wrong and he might be able to beat you next match.
If someone gets salty as fuck though, they're not thinking straight and don't see why they lost, instead blaming it on you, it shows that they'll probably lose again since they're not thinking straight.
>>342586082
>the weak have no voice
what did he mean by this?
>>342587330
>replying to hatemail
You just look even more devastated
>>342585686
>Demo D
Is that actually him? If so, what a assblasted faggot.
>>342587524
the only acceptable reply is____:^)____
>>342587524
Hi spicybunz
>>342587524
I don't think "k" makes you look devastated, especially after double perfecting someone.
>>342585686
Might not count since it's a friend of mine. But we were playing fighting games though, and I rekt his ass hard.
>tfw my PS3 with hundreds of abuse messages broke
It was fun being good atcod
>Honorfags
>>342586315
>I lost in a game to them, they must be fucking no life nerds
All dat salt.
>>342588084
>perhaps you won't be rekt next time
So did he rek you then?
>playing some rdr multiplayer
>some guy sends me a voice message randomly
>dude was half way across the map so unprovoked
>calls me a fucking fsggot and abhnch of other stuff
>his title was sack toucher
>>342588163
Sadly yes
I just want some comfy PVE
>playing original Dark Souls
>first few hours playing
>get invaded
>guy destroys me
>sends me message
>"fuckin queer"
>to this day not sure why he sent it
>>342588429
maybe he was having a bad day
>>342586165
Someone made this a couple of threads ago.
>>342588807
Kek, that is great
>>342588565
I guess so
>>342585947
>a few am radio stations
>>342585686
>Tfw you never get hate mail
I don't know why I just keep getting the most mild mannered, quiet people in multiplayer
>>342586467
LONDON!
O
N
D
O
N
!
>>342589094
Just play fighting games or any recent Cod/BF game on console.
I usually run into calm people too.
>>342589259
>ask 4 jesse my dad's name is doug
FUCKING KEK
>>342589259
>My address
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokxXXL-1HM
>>342589106
Nothing can stop this man from trying to grab virtual "pussy"
>>342587701
your friend is a huge faggot, you probably are too
>>342589290
>using twitch emotes on PSN
Jesus christ what a raging faggot
>>342589259
>Doxing himself
>>342589580
Do it!
>>342587330
>>342589739
I was maining Sub Zero, spot on.
>>342589678
These messages were from 2013
I'm also cutting out some of the repeats, since he sent similar messages, pretty quickly/frequently
>>342586082
Is this his new rap album?
Why can't people shake it up more with shit talk? Sick burns are so much more entertaining than saying I cheat or empty threats.
>>342589957
Five star shit right there
>>342589816
Fuckin'a
I miss cool references in shows like Malcolm in The Middle. Sims episode where he's the only one suffering kills me to this day.
>>342590217
For me, the inspiration for a sick burn occurs the next day when I'm in the shower
If I want to get something out in a reasonable time frame, usually the best I come up with is "ur a faget" tier
I got some stuff~
>>342586069
>You're stupid for playing the game got bad or get out.
Why is autism so toxic?
>>342588084
requesting the am radio stations one
>>342590484
>forbbiden
Can we start using that instead of banned?
>>342590638
Seconding this
>>342590791
thirding this>>342590743
>>342585947
>on a few am radio stations
every fucking time
>>342586042
>fallout avatar
figures
>>342589259
Can people be anymore retarded?
Gonna give Jesse and Doug some deliveries.
>>342590602
>this buthurt for not bowing
>>342591096
>le anonymous is legion xd
>>342590984
Vault boy is dank man, guys a fuck head but yeah.
I don't mind the fallout series but 4 is massive disappointment storywise I'm only 20 hours in but I'm having fun with my autistic settlement and loot n shoots.
Got it for Christmas from a friend and I'm enjoying it regardless because he's a good friend.
>>342590602
When does all this honor autism start from? DaS1 PC?
Also
>If you don't respond to me by gesture I won't fight you anymore
>>342590562
DAMN I almost got burnt from just the screenshot
>>342591217
I usually bow to be honest just for what little social interaction the game has. I'd like if I could actually play a souls game coop because coop makes anything fun.
>>342586082
the weak have no voice
>>342589663
He's obviously trying to dox someone he hates.
You used to get the most beautiful angry messages if you played SFIV.
Now people can't even send each other messages anymore because SFV.
>>342590562
I chuckled for some reason this is kinda charming in a retarded way.
>>342591256
>You must babysit me before we play smash because I'm fragile and I need to adapt before going to the outside world, I mean I did join a game of smash but its not fair to beat me, I'm the only one supposed to win in smash.
>>342591530
The worst part was that he played as ZSS and started the name calling. I don't understand people sometimes.
No screencap but this guy was so sure about himself.
>DS2, guy invades lost bastille
>eat liz shrooms for giggles and he loses since my health is regenerating at a retarded rate
>immediately get message calling me a hacker, that I will be reported
>"I ate Elizabeth mushrooms."
>"No. I've used those before and that wasn't legit."
>tells me I'm a cheater and throws in faggot or motherfucker
>>342591217
I remember honor bullshit in 360 before the PC version came out.
Back in my day, everyone played Demon's Souls and used the Scraping Spear and we enjoyed getting shit on. Honor is killing video games.
>>342586435
>iTz
Holy shit please don't tell me that people still do that
=>>342591096
Anon... that image is like 6 years old.
>>342591698
>/pol/ talks to another human being
>>342591217
I like how people try to extend the dumbass honor to invades too when its only place is in autistic fight clubs. DeS invades were just getting fucked raw.
Not complaining too much though. If a host bows as I'm running to him thats a free shot.
>>342591772
Did Doug die of lung cancer already?
>>342591698
What's the context for this?
Personal favorite
>>342586315
>The game of life
Casual
>>342586082
Was this written with an orange soapstone
>>342591217
Demon's Souls 4-1, it only got worse as the series progressed
>>342591698
>Starts ratteling off random statistics
Holy shit. Nice one, /pol/
>>342591197
Nobody asked you anything.
>>342591698
How can random people send you messages on Steam? I've never really played DS on PC but isn't the name that shows up ingame the character's name?
>>342585760
>>342591956
Nice, the fuck did you do?
>>342586029
proof of dominance
>>342591997
I know
>>342592052
Shift+Tab for the overlay, then select Players, and then Last Session or something like that.
Then click on the last guy you played with and send him a friend request.
>>342591956
Fake. Peeve wouldn't say something like that, he's a cool cat.
>>342592097
Oh wow. I didn't even know about that. Cool. Thanks.
>>342592080
You don't go 2versus1 though lad
>>342591956
What the fuck, is that really him? Kek
>>342592080
You are actually cancer though
>git gud
Jesus Christ, kill yourself
>>342592278
>accept all
>>342592278
holy shit how did you accomplish this?
>>342592080
>git gud
wew you sure got him
I made a kid cry over the mic on MW2 with noobtube spam. I would use that kit where you can resupply your own ammo so I would just camp in some defensive place and spam nades all across the map for the whole game.
It was great.
>>342592278
I got a shit load of those and they're all from kids in left 4 dead I teamkilled.
>>342590484
>u're
>>342592329
>>342592264
This is exactly why I use this term. It triggers autists with no effort.
>>342592056
Kick him into the elevator abyss
>>342592431
haha wow you an epic troll
>>342586165
Holy shit kek
guy was fishing for invaders using infinite healthso i killed his boss, set his level to 1, cursed him and then forced his client to disconnect
>>342586165
>Xbox live profile pictures
They're so good
>>342592489
;^)
>>342591217
it's as old as multiplayer gaming. probably roots in fighting games.
>>342592418
>A raging autistic russian to smug autistic russian in one win
>>342592562
Right but nobody gave a shit about "muh honor" in DaS, did they? It's been a while, I legit can't remember.
>>342592489
:^)
>>342592607
>tfw I weren't trolled
god thank
>>342592562
>>342592606
Fuck I meant DeS, it must be getting late
>>342586082
Was this written by pic related?
>>342590602
I hope you just usef climax in the middle of his bow
>>342591217
People used to bow in Jedi Knights
I don't remember this. I must've been very drunk and joined this guy's game.
>>342585686
that's what i get for helping people fight the orphan of kos, the summoner hide in a corner and waited for the two of us to do the job
i used to get many rage messages from playingfifa
wish i saved them. the voice ones were the best
>>342592489git gud
>>342586261
The subject makes me laugh every time
>>342587107
You don't need to be good to get hatemail in some games, in fact in some being the opposite of gud will get you rage.
>>342592964
I hope you lure Kos to maul him
>>342593421
>getting a hatemail from Peeve
>>342592650
Bowing was a common etiquette in DeS though if you were in PvP hotspots or using red summon signs. I think it was just a way of saying "I'm ready". It just wasnt as big and not as many people knew about it so people wouldn't get mad if you didn't do it.
>>342589259
>Lincoln Park
>>342590336
>Malcom in the Middle ended
>>342585998
underrated
A majority of these are from people who play Dark Souls, what the fuck is wrong with that community?
>>342594296
It's a game with a mechanic dedicated to fucking up someone else's day, of course people are gonna get mad. Even worse is that they keep trying to push a sense of fairness and honor onto it despite that not being the intention at all, and there being at least one method of PvP more suited to that mentality.
>>342593421
Fucking kek. Good job.
>>342589034
underappreciated
>>342585960
b-but muh ancestry of people I'm basically not related to whatsoever
>>342586082
What does it meeeaaan.
>>342592110
>
Well, depending on how old this is, good ol' Peebles used to INCITE hatemail by sending this kinda shit, before turning good guy and just going GG to everything. He's told the stories of him sending messages like this many a time.
>>342586261
>now here's a god of war wallpaper
>>342586082
damn, that's deep
>>342594925
>>342592110
Have neither of you guys watched one of Peeve's streams?
He's as salty as Brandon when he plays, bitching about most things that happen
I would not be surprised if this was him being legitimately salty
>>342586261
fresh off the press
>>342595757
>>342591956
lol i fought peeve so many times on 360, he was always a crybaby
>>342595837
Bastion is massively OP though.
>>342595739 >>342595929
go back to ur eceleb threads
>>342595837
Please tell me that guy bitching was a Reaper player.
>>342593421
>>342593541
I heard Peeve was a shitter back then before he was the chill guy he is today.
>>342596035
kill ur'eselve
>>342585947
>you'll never be this witty
I'm genuinely jealous
>>342596054
Nah, was the kinda pharah player to fly in front of me and insta-die
>>342595853
>Bum ass nigguh
>>342595837
>Bastion as Bastion
Ultimate cancer
>>342596095
kys
>>342596272
boop doot :^)
>>342596296
hehe
>>342595853
>>342586583
>blocked
Is this Kamiya?
>>342591418
You still can, it's just more of a hassle since you have to search and pull up their fighter profiles
>>342586583
>BLOCKED
>>342595970
Maybe if you're level 1
2/10
>>342591698
fucking /pol/fags.
>>342591217
It's just like saying "hi" when you join someone's game. Do you play online game without even saying anything ?
>>342594296
Everyone has an invididual idea of what the proper online """"""etiquette"""""" should be.
>tfw never gotten hate mail
>only have gotten one message ever
>It was some guy saying I did good
>>342597203
>invade someone in DaS2 with the chicken nugget
>flail myself off the edge and burst in laughter
>guy I invaded sends me a message
>"xD"
>>342585947
>see thumbnail
>laugh at "few am radio stations" bit without even opening this image
>>342585947
>t'is an awesome thing to see!
>>342597203
>Invade the Burg as a SL1 Darkwraith
>Hatemail all day erry day
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-wants-xbox-safe-gamers-163004028.html
thoughts /v/?
>>342586708
*ur
>get destroyed in a fighting game
>get a message saying "gg"
>>342589739
Poor tom brady
>>342597936
HE'S HANDSOME.
>>342597995
but I was asking about Medic-aid expansion
>>342589259
>lives in Lincoln Park
Kid's got it rough already.
>>342596975
Does that mean you dont belive it.
Because he is rigjt.
>>342586069
>150-30%
What did he mean by this?
>>342598572
Who the fuck cares? Who the fuck argues about something that's not politics with politics. Fuck the fuck off, I'm playing a game, not requesting a lesson in social statistics.
>>342586315
...but was he wrong
>>342597203
>do really fucking annoying shit
>try to piss people off
>using the monscim for easy parries
>get message and jump for joy
>"oh shit nice parry dude"
n-no, it wasn't a nice parry
that's the point...
This thread it not for me, too much text
tl;dr
>>342592607
was*
>Is your brain a fucking happy meal?
Gonna dump some OC
>>342599315
>>342599315
>>342599371
>>342599403
Why do fighterfags get so mad when they lose?
>>342595837
Holy shit his name is fucking maverick phox that's next level shit
>>342595970
Get the fuck out lmao, bastion is OP if you're unwilling to switch off of tracer or reaper or whatever the fuck you're losing to him as
>>342592668
Is your mother taught you not to beat on the curse, ed boy?
>>342593986
They literally said it might be coming back today
I gank spanked these two guys on Dark Souls 3 and I sent the host a message. He sent this back. Can any Frenchfags translate this for me?
>>342589739
I really beat subzero with that fire guy
I dunno what's the name but that black fire dude is cool
>>342600505
<mad rambling> bastard
>>342600505
he said he loves your mom's cooking
>>342600505
> I didn't understand shit in your message, but when you don't even bow to your adversaries and go in the enemies to save your ass, it means you are just a fucking son of a cumgurgling dirty whore (had to take some liberties on the insults because french ones are strange to translate) !!!! Bastard.
I am actually ashamed to be french when I see shit like that online, same when people start french thread on /b/
>>342586082
>the weak have no voice
If I got a message like this I would be genuinely spooked for a second
anything on my stream profile tbqfh
