>It's a Junkrat firing pot-shots episode
>tfw just finished a game with four golds with Junk and 60% on fire
>it's a playing as reaper and kill the junkrat in two shots but you forget his passive ability episode
>friend picked up maining genji
>it's a 2 genji and a hanzo team
>>342577097
me every time on ganjo
>it's a lagging pretty badly so play as reaper and get ez kills anyway episode
>>342577160
Plz you know NOTHING
>brother picked up fucking hanzo as his main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51XsE2ZFXU
>It's a playing as Junkrat and killing people by firing shots in random directions then getting your ult piss easily then killing more people with said ult
or
>Its a set up a concussion mine and spike trap outside the spawn with Junkrat and killing someone just as the game starts
Both of these are some of the best episodes from the Junkrat series. Solid 10/10s
>>342577097
Dealing with junk rat as symmetra is suffering.
I can almost always kill them by abusing the beams lock on and just strafing close to them, but when they die I never have enough time to get to safety because of it.
>>342576876
>it's a "it's a [thing I don't like] episode" episode
OH MY GODMEI IS THE NEW PYRO ISN'T SHEplayed by either newbies, shitters, GAMUR GURLZ, or SJW, and her playstyle is basically to be as annoying as possible
>>342577639
No, she looks like the new demo.
I swear Im a magnet to Junkrat shots. No matter who Im playing as they will always bounce in impossible angles and hit me. Most of the time one shotting me with one direct hit. ONE HIT. FUCK.
>it's a 2 snipers on escort the payload episode
I want forced 50 to leave
>>342577717
They do 120 on direct hit, stop being a shitter and pick up health packs
>>342576876
>It's a Junkrat firing pot-shots episode
Why shouldn't he?
I mean if you want he can just get up in your face and score direct hits
>>342577639
Yeah shes the new pyro
>Ok, but good at stomping on shitters but shitty on a competitive lvl.
>probably due to retarded caushal complaints will get nerfed to be even worse than she is and practically worthless.
>>342577754
Get good and you wont have a 50% win rate you shitter.
>>342578470
>""""main"""" Lucio/Zenyatta/Mercy/Reinhardt and carry shitters every game
>win too many matches
>get to play with Hanzo/Widow/double Reaper/Genji on PAYLOAD ESCORT
>get paired with shitters literally because you won too many games
If you think forced 50 isn't a thing then you're a huge retard
>>342578892
Its gotten the the point where I started to lose defense games as symmetra as I've been recently matched with some of the most retarded teams alive
Guess the game hated my 80% win rate with her.
>TP was up for like 5 minutes one time and my team was to retarded to even use it
>Attack
>Have to push car
>Go Torb
>People flip out that we have a Torb
>it's the team pushes out towards the enemies spawn and drop all their ultimate episode
>the enemy team gets out of spawn and drops everyone of their ults on the point to win the game epilogue
>>342579814
>see Torb on payload escort
>pick Reinhardt and protect his turret riding the payload
>Victory
>>342578892
You can actually leave games before they start if you spot shit like this.
>Defense on Volskaya
>Pick Lucio
>Team mate picks Mercy
>2 supports noice
>Another team mate starts mouthing off at this saying were going to lose, that we made bad picks and that we would because were not prestige like him
>He picks reaper
>We win on first point
>I have 4 gold medals, kills, healing, objective kills, objective time
>Mercy get play of the game rezzing 4 team mates then killing 2 people with her pistol
>Reaper is on any cards
>Calls us non prestige shitters then leaves
Why is it always reapers?
>two legendary drops in one box
>500 coins and stoneheardt skin
Feels real good
>>342580330
>Why is it always reapers?
Reaper mains are all edgy 12 year-olds
https://twitter.com/ReaperNames
>finally get a fucking legendary skin
>it's for a character you hate playing
>>342580615
>it's the second legendary skin of the same character you hate playing
>it's also the same skin but the recolor
>it's also the worse recolor
>>342580484
I've been swimming in legendaries as of late.
About to get my 12th one as soon as I get a 25 coin drop
>>342580679
Mine was for Symmetra, you?
>>342580840
zenyatta.
I loved the guy but he gets shut down so fucking easilly. So hes kind of impossible to play without getting mad at your team.
>play roadhog
>don't afraid of anything
>even if i play shitty nobody ever calls me out on it
feels bretty gud
>>342581035
Isn't Roadhog shitty
>its a zarya with permanent 100 charge episode
>>342581068
Nope
He's great on almost any mode, especially payload since it's so easy to los people so you can hook then 1v1 them with your shrapnel bazooka
>It's a 'Your genji is blindfolded and has broken fingers and their genji is literally Raiden' episode
>>342581160
>you're the star of the episode
seriously just put e on your nearest retard and get an instant 50
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>it's a "can't fucking get past that one chokepoint" episode
>>342581035
>play roadhog
>get every fucking kill because people don't respect his insane damage on his right click
>entire team just sits back and fucks around for most of the game
>mercy won't stop healing me
>all those idiots that think they're safe because they're above me and broke line of site
>clear the point with his Q because once again, people don't respect his damage
>>342581068
also hooking pharahs and genjis out of the air is so satisfying. If i can do that a few times in match i consider it a win.
>it's a "I play Reinhardt and steamroll the enemy team singlehandedly" episode
For HONOR and GLORY
>>342581430
It looks like it's hard to play, but I don't have sixty dollars to burn on a competitive multiplayer game
>>342576876
>It's a "kill cam showing hanzo taking pot-shots at your team in a choke point and the arrow, miraculously, managing to hit you in your face, despite being in the backlines, after maneuvering between all of your teammates" episode
>It's a mercy resurrect the whole enemy team episode.
>>342581035
>>342581068
Roadhog is pretty good. He's good for how simple he is, just a fat guy who does a lot of damage up close and acts as a damage sponge.
>>342581487
it's 40, dont even consider the origins edition. I got it and wish i hadn't and i even got the good amazon version that was only 8 bucks more.
it's pretty good though, if you like arena type fps games
>>342581487
>It's a your team's Mei keeps blocking her own team off and putting her ice wall in inconvenient places episode.
>>342581537
>tfw you killed mercy before she could resurrect
>you see her ressurrect like two guys later
feels good
They should honestly have a fucking cast time on that shit so you can possibly stop her
>it's a "playing Roadhog and Mercy gives you damage boost" episode
>>342581773
>It's a "Hanzo keeps fucking charging in despite the Zarya and Widowmaker devastation going on" episode
>>342581857
>it's a Zarya or Symmetra episode
>heal a roadhog
>see him hook, switch to damage
>switch back to healing
It's such a perfect pair, and you get so much ult healing that bara bastard. You can even leave him alone for a few seconds to heal other players and then rush back to him before he even drops to half health.
>mfw mercy panic revives the enemy team between your torb/turret pincer and there's 8 seconds of MOLTEN CORE available
>>342581965
>enemy zarya always gets the bubble on the perfect time, like right when you REALLY need to kill that fucker with an ult
>ally zarya never bubbles you unless you are outside of the fight and not taking damage
>she also picked zarya when there are no tanks and the enemy team has little to no burst
>>342577327
What? Any time I lag Reaper is the last person I would choose just because it takes a good second or two to realise that you're stood at the back of their head to register the distance otherwise the fall off is retarded.
>>342581984
roadhog's self heal is so ridiculous. Every fight goes like this:
>hook dood
>blast face one or two times while they try to get away
>mash e at half health
>reload and right click for kill
>hook off cd, repeat with next victim
i guess that's why i play him. he takes almost no effort to destroy people and stay alive.
gonna suck when they nerf the cd on his take a breather to 12sec or something.
>>342576876
>tfw you play Zarya
>dat free charge
>Its a wombo combo episode.
Roadhog is dog shit pub tier
>usefulness versus reinhart/zarya is non existent when hook isnt up
>consistently feeds enemy team ult meter
>>342582289
you are playing roadhog wrong, just so you know
>>342582179
They're probably going to nerf his right click and say "well we feel that hes supposed to only be powerful in close range" or something and then buff the ult gain when you shoot him or something to promote his weakness.
That or they'll give him some stupid buff because hes shit in comp, and he'll be broken tier, like stupid fast reload or something.
>>342582289
Right click is your friendA good right click can do 500 damage.
>>342582179
>>342582383
They aren't going to do anything to him.
>>342581857
>>342581965
>>342582073
>ally team doesn't know not to shoot Zarya when she's bubbled
>>342582289
>implying mastering hook and m2 doesnt make roadhog a goddamn demon that will not die
You like shotgun blasts? How about one from half a map away?
>>342582467
let's hope not
>>342582383
>because hes shit in comp
i keep hearing people saying this about a lot of differenttoonsbut since ranked mode isnt even out yet, what are people refering to? the masterow ratings? where is the competitive scene at?
>>342581773
>push forward as rein on defense
>enemy bastion ults, stun him with my ult
>rest of his team instantly materializes, back the fuck outta there
>mfw "friendly" mei dropped an ice wall directly behind me
>mfw shield is giving out
>mfw 200hp
>mfw nobody helps
>>342582558
>>342582452
>>342582345
I understand your point in that roadhog can kill people, but that doesn't mean he wins objectives, which is what this game is about.
Reinhart's ult is a game maker, and his shield is just straight up fucking broken.
Zarya is severely underrated outside of the pro scene, but she's better as well.
Since it is commonly observed that Symettra is shittier than the streets of her country, how would you buff her to put her in contention with other supports?
>>342582632
killing people on point is a very good way to win games tho. also since he can hook from 4 miles away it really narrows down where the enemy can camp from on some maps.
remember kids, always stay on point.
>>342582723
I have literally never seen /v/ so fucking terrible at a game and more fucking wrong than with overwatch.
>>342582723
Teleporter ult can charge when it's up.
or something so you're not sitting with a 1 charge teleporter for most of the game.
>>342582632
He shuts down tracer and genji, he also does massive damage to tanks. Hes also INCREDIBLY anti tanky and directly counters reinhardt by fear locking him behind his shield.
>>342581965
I feel like such shit whenever I play Zarya, I just can't hold her beam on people so I always end up lobbing her alt fire all over the place.
>>342582632
also i see roadhog as sort of an off-tank role. it's better to have a reinhard or zarya in addition to roadhog since hog is pretty good autonomous dps, doesn't need a healer, and can hold the line fairly well while the team gets back together.
>>342582289
Roadhog is the ultimate fucking counter to Reinhardt, though
You literally just need to run through his shields and shoot him in the face. He has absolutely no chance of out damaging you, even if he gets a charge in
>>342582723
Remove her from the support category, put her in defense.
>>342583005
reminder
her beam does way more damage and is way more efficient.
Just so you know.
Junkrat is the biggest noob class desu. I know everyone hates Bastion and Widow but you add least need SOME aim for them and Widow isn't even that overused. Barely play against her anymore
>put up barrier as Rein
>the only person who bothers to get behind it is the Mercy who insists on pocketing you
>>342583172
>I got killed by a junkrat's spam
>>342583238
>entire team flanked the enemy team
>they're all behind my barrier
>holy shit this is it
>they all run in past my barrier and get killed
>Play Tracer
>Zip around
>Get killed by a random grenade cause I unknowingly teleport into it
This shit is infuriating
>Play Bastion on attack one time for shits and giggles
>wtf why are you bastion
>Enemy team has no awareness
>Drop down behind them in turret mode every time and get a few kills
>Repeat until victory
>Playing support
>Heal-target and I kill a key enemy, eg. bastion/toblerone; check team-mates are behind us- alright cool; we push onto the objective
>Heal-target gets shredded in seconds, and I get pounded into the ground shortly after
>entire team just sat there spamming the chokepoint or hiding, instead of providing cover fire, getting on the cart/point or being in any way useful
Why does the game keep matching me with these morons?
Did I offend the matchmaking god somehow?
Also I'm sick of playing support. But if I don't no one else fucking will- reverting our low odds of winning to zero.
>>342583238
>Have Reinhardt on my team
>Have to debate on playing the character I've currently selected, or switch to Soldier 76 because I know no one else is going to travel with Reinhardt
