Which one is you /v/ ?
pisces but i would date gemini
>>342522836Are you cute anon ?
>>342522298
>Scorpio
The only thing right about that is the skirt part.
>>342522298
Why is there no redeeming trait for Aquarius?
>Gemini
Shits pretty accurate actually
Isn't accurate
Taurus, but half of that is wrong.
I do repeat quests until I'm done, and I do collect everything that's collectible. I don't, however, keep useless shit and ignore teamwork.
I also don't have a big rack or glasses, nor am I female.
>>342522298
Libra
First and third line sorta apply.
>>342523291
must be annoying to play with you
>Pisces
>Roleplaying they own character
Nigger detected.
Virgo worst as usual.
>>342522298
Sagittarius, I'd actually be a Virgo according to that though.
>>342522298
Im a leo, but none of that is close to what I do
probably more like Cancer
>>342522298
>Pisces
I hate roleplaying but Im a huge lorefag
>>342522298
>capricorn
bullshit shouldn't be this accurate
Leo is god
>>342523391
I only play single player so it doesn't matter
>>342523632
>probably more like Cancer
can I bully you anon?
>>342522298
>Gemini
Yes, I have to explore everything and yes I change stuff every chance I get, but I don't comment on everything... Not out loud, at least.
>>342522298
Cancer still.
>yep
>Nope
>Nope
>Nope
A while back, I stopped giving a shit about what people say and just go with the flow. I also regularly say "fuck guilds." when prompted. Last line is kekworthy.
Scorpio, but I'm more like Pisces.
>>342522298
>virgo
100% accuratesend help
>>342522298
>CancerIts fucking true.
>>342522298
i dont give a fuck about signs but
>gemini
>psvita and 3ds on desk
there are literally psvita and same colour 3ds on my desk right now
also
1-apply
2-dont apply
3-dont apply, never ever, i am ocd about performance, i cant let some rondom apps take my ram
4-kinda apply
>>342522298
I'm a Leo but Capricorn characteristics fit me better.
>>342522298
Capricorn. Pretty accurate, I'd say.
>>342522298
Holy shit this is spot on
>>342522298
>Libra
the 4th one one applies when I was 13 trying to be a dudebro cunt.
>>342522298
>Aquarius
True
False, all heavy
False, dont care
Fuck no, fuck you.
Aries and completely wrong. I barely ever play online multiplayer games and I almost never talk in them.
>>342523817
NO!
>>342522298
>Cancer
fuck my life, this shit was so accurate it cost me a girl
Who /libra/ here my dudies?Though, top 2 of Taurus apply to me.
>>342522298
>Virgo describes me too well
>Realize how much i point out flaws in games
>>342522298
Taurus is too fucking spot on, how did you even do that?
>>342523291
yup, it's spot on
>>342522298
>personality of cancer but is actually a leo
;~;
>>342522298
no where near close
>>342523910
Capricorn, not accurate at all
>tfw Scorpio
I may be obssesed but I'm also a poorfag
>>342522298
>Aries
FUCK OFF I DONT GET SALTY!
>>342522298
Ophiuchus
>That one guy who nobody likes but nobody has the balls to tell him to fuck off personally
>Shit at the game, knows absolutely nothing despite playing for a long time
>If he fucked up on his own, the game is shit; if he fucked up in a group, the players are shit
Pisces looking for cute pisces gf :3
I'm a Pisces but play more like Virgo.
Also why are Pisces the very last in this shitty lists when we are the second sign in the calendar.
>>342522298
Tauruswhy is it so accurate
Leo, and it's correct on all accounts.
Sagittarius boys WW@???Everything except skip event is probably right, I'm a sucker for lore and grafix.
>>342522298
Virgo/Libra Here, born midnight september 22, which makes me a speshul snowflake.
>Neurotic over specs
>silent all the time, only talks to complain
>spend minutes organising inventory, hud, skills, quests
>hours deciding names, jobs, equipment
LITERALLY ME.
So, based on that pic
>Best to play with
>Worst to play with
post them
>>342522298
If the one described is a guy then why the ones depicted are all girls?
>>342522298
Virgo is objectively best girl
>>342522298
Aries, except I only play with really underpowered things.
Other than that, pretty accurate.
>>342522298
>if someone picks same character, instant change
That's horrifyingly accurate, i could never do mirror matches in fighting games growing up, always liked the idea of people maining seperate characters.
>>342522298
All of these are wrong. DELETE THIS.
>>342522298
Gemini.
Surprisingly accurate, aside from the "comment on every shit part.
I sometimes talk to myself, but not to an excessive degree.
>Never rude with you
>Memes everything
>Keep all the useless drops
>secretly wish i was the guild's bully toy but i'm too apathetic
>if someone picks the same character, instant change
>offer help all the time
>moving camera to see under skirt
also me
>>342524367
>Best to play with
Cancer
>Worst to play with
Gemini
>Cancer
all true except Im not a bully toy!
>>342522298
>MMOshit
>>342522298
How is Cancer the least cancerous out of all of these?execpt taurus
>>342522298
>tfw cancer
uhhhhh
>every sign fits me in some way
gotta love astrology
>Cancer
Fuck I can only handle so much banter
>>342522298
>tfw I'm a "cusp" between virgo and libra.
for once in my life I feel special.
>>342524367
>best
Virgo
>worst
Pisces
>>342524237
>tfw no ako
>>342522298
Libra here. Only the third one is correct.
I'm more like Virgo+Capricorn on this chart.
Gemini here
This is 100% accurate
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
The complete opposite of me.
>>342522298
>Capricorn
Wow that is me though
Capricorn master race. I control the markets and your SOUL
>>342524367
>Best to play with
Cancer
>Worst to play with
Sagittarius
Sagittarius here, but I identify with parts of all of those descriptions to be honest
>>342522298
Aquarius. Except im not gay enough to ever join a guild. And if i ever did, I'd easily be the most racist. But I'll be tasteful.
>>342522298
I'm Sagittarius but that's not accurate at all, not remotely. Aries is more like me.
>wants to play with broken characters all the time
there is nothing wrong with this
>>342522298
Who's the stoner that plays bong noises on mic?
>>342522298
I'm a Leo but I've got a bit of Sagittarius in me
>aquarius
not even close
>>342522298
Sagbro here. This is pretty accurate besides skipping events.
>>342522298
>tfw cancer but want to look like virgo with leo's tits
Living is suffering
i'm not self important enough to be a leo
but i'm a leo
Taurus here, pretty accurate, though there's also a trait or two from every other sign that applies to me too
>>342522298
>Aquarius
p accurate
anyone here want a cute Virgo gf? Cancer, Pisces and Capricorn need not apply.
Gemini actually seems pretty accurate, but it's just vague enough to still be bullshit.
>>342522298
Virgo looking for scorpio boipussy.
>>342522298
Aquarius here. This all sorts of wrong.
>>342522298
>Aries
Wrong , wrong , wrong and wrong
>>342522298
>Capricorn
Goddammit I hate when I'm reduced to an archetype so easily, fucking Spot on
Aries
The description is the complete opposite of me, therefore I am declaring what everyone already knows:
Horoscopes are bullshit.
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
Yes for everything but skip the event.
>>342525268
But all you will do is complain
>>342522298
Im not a SJW
>>342522298CancerAnd my birthday is today
>>342522298
A mix of Virgo and Cancer.
Geminis in real life though.
>>342525050
Fuck off cancer at least I don't share a name with a terminal illness
>>342522298
Taurus
I want to fuck myself really hard.
>capricorn
>accurate
what the hell?
>>342522298
>Libra
Mmos were literally made for us to feed our social and lust addiction.
Gemini but I only talk in bursts of 20 minutes then am quiet for the next 5 hours. I never change weapons/characters. The other two are right though.
Aquarius is more me though.
>goes suicidal on boss
and
>wears mixed armor sets(for style)
Are me to the T though.
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
That is the complete opposite of me. At least it is the cutest girl. The only characteristic I can agree with it maybe trolling which I rarely do.
Holy Christ is Gemini the exact opposite of me.
virgo
silent all time only talk to complain
literally me sorry /v/ im cancer
>>342525534
Holy shit, same here cancerbro.
>tfw sharing the same birthday like sanic
>the face of autism
We truly are cancer.
>>342522298
>taurus
None of those apply to me.
>>342522298
Aquarius reporting in
True
True
True
False
>>342522298
>Pieces
I dont get EVERYTHING wrong...
>>342525534
Happy Birthday Anon. Are you a wizard yet?
>>342522298
>Virgo
>None of this shit applies to me
You had one job.
>>342522298
>Aries
Not a single correct one. Yawn.
Cancer. I don't play MMOs, but the first two sure are accurate.
WHO WATERBOYZ HERE?
>>342522298
Pieces here
i have never roleplayed in my entire life
>>342522298
Complete fucking opposite, but then again I'm also the opposite of what my sign represents.
Virgo. It's also my actual astrological sign.
>>342522298
Cancer here
Pretty accurate, I'm also INFP.
>>342525534
happy birthday anon!
[spoilers] i genuinly hope youre having a great day [/spoilers]
>>342522298
TOP TIER
VIRGO
TAURUS
CAPRICORN
SCORPIO
MID TIER
LIBRA
LEO
CANCER
PISCES
SHIT TIER
SAGITTARIUS
AQUARIUS
GEMINI
ARIES
>Virgo
almost just like me besides i'm a style>stats kind of person like Leo
>>342522298
>pisces
-Don't roleplay
-Never read tutorial, just learn on the fly
-Never use emotes
-Don't give a shit about lore
Wow, so accurate
>>342522298
Aries. I don't many multiplayer games, but this is accurate.
>>342522298
>INFP Gemini
shit is pretty accurate famalam
>>342522298
>Capricorn
>True
>False
>True? What do you mean by "farming"?
>False
>>342525997
>that image
what's defending her from being raped?
Pisces. None aside from occasional lore interest is false. A lot of gemini shit applies though.
>tfw my friend is the "misses tutorial and once its existence is pointed he still does it wrong" guy
He's cancer.
>>342522298
Libra
I don't have a guild, but
>Never rude - check
>Inviting everyone to join party - check
>Hours deciding names, jobs, equipment - check
Feels good, man.
>>342522298
>tfw sagittarius and constantly troll/pick the ugliest character in games
I thought this horoscope bullshit was all coincidental
>>342522298
Leo, but I'm definitley a Gemini by that listthough style is clearly more important than stats
>>342526114__me_____
>>342522298
Sagittarius is pretty damn right. I dont skip cutscenes...
I'm actually a bit scared right now.
>Capricorn
>Love being the Jew
It's alright.Sagitarius has the cutest grill though hands down
I want to give her a kiss on the cheek
>>342525720
Shit dude, that's weird. Happy birthday cancerbro
>>342525846
Not yet
>>342525993
Thanks family
>Sun Cancer Moon Aries
Just fuck me up.
>>342525997
Shit tier list
Sagittarius. It's completely accurate except for the "Skip Event: Yes [X] No [ ]" part.
Sagittarius here, pretty accurate, except for the memes, and skipping events depends on my mood. Usually, yes.
I'd date Aries.
>>342522298
>tfw Capricorn
>>342525997
Thank you qt.
>>342522298
Sagittarius but that doesn't represent me at all
aries+virgo+scorpio+capricorn is basically me
actual sign is capricorn
>>342523252
>Why is there no redeeming trait for Aquarius?
I assume "goes suicidal" means rides the razor's edge of DPS, taking risks to gain the advantage.
Aka that faggot Rogue that always does the highest dps of anyone but has a 1d10 chance of not Vanishing fast enough when the boss turns off the Tank during an auto-attack (or worse, he vanishes but Chains the raid).
>>342522298
Alright, which one of these have a dick ?
>>342522298
>Pisces
Aside from occasionally looking up lore on a game I enjoyed none of those describe me whatsoever
I'm Aquarius as fuck though
>tfw my vidya buddy is a Fagittarius
>Cancer
1st and 3rd true
>>342523595
This.
>>342522836
Im Pisces but Aries description fits me better
>>342526528_________me
>>342526097
>What do you mean by "farming"?
It means you'd rather farm for specific items (not necessarily exp) to help you overcome an enemy than grinding for exp to overwhelm an enemy with level up stat gains
>Capricorn
It's mostly right besides saving money
>>342526320
>>342526403
>>342526453
>>342526471
saggy bros
>>342522298
>Leo
That's not me at all, save for Style > Stats
>silent all time, only talk to complain
>spend minutes organizing inventory, skills, quests, HUD
accurate in general, even though I don't play MMOs at all or whatever this image is about.
OH BOY
HERE IT GOES
>>342526519
/tg/ you forgot your meds again.
I'm a Libra, but honestly the description for Leo is just spot on for me.
>>342522298
>Capricorn
Except for the edgy part, that's me.
>>342526661
>Melee DPS
>>342522298
>Libra
>try to avoid drama as much as possible
>if someone gets mad I just find it hilarious
>always try to cool things down or break fights
>kind of a lone guy, prefer calm and peace
>never invite me but never reject if they invite me
>every time I get a group with a good mood I convince them to stop "playing the game" and start a party in the room/server
>always decide on names that I like, can take hours
>evenings to make a character
>got worn out in sims4 before even passing the "design your sim" phase
>never directly hit on girls onlinesince that one bad experience
>nonetheless, always try to be a gentleman
>some think I'm a whiteknight and try to get something for free
>ignore them, probably dudes anyway
>actively laugh at actual friendzoned whiteknights
>mfw that pic
>>342522298
Virgo and it's so true it hurts
Is this truth /v/ ?
>>342526661
But I don't wanna be a tank, I want to be a qt archer or a healslut.
>>342526661
>Scorpio
But i wanted to tank
>>342522298
>Pisces
>Never roleplayed
>Never read tutorials
>Never use emoticons
>Lorefag
1 out of 4 ain't bad
>>342526661
>taurus
ALWAYS PICK TANK
when in an fps im always the one getting up in the fight and putting damage on any one i can so my team can finish em off
>>342526661
>Ranged DPS
>>342526806
This is one of those things, kind of like a gypsy that says descriptions that would apply to anyone.
>>342522298
>Virgo but just by Sep 22, borderline Libra
>virgo is false as fuck, libra is so accurate its scary
>>342522298
This picture is libra propaganda.I wholly approve.Oh and Scorpio is cute! Cute!
>>342525997
>Gemini
>Shit tier
Well fuck you too
>>342526806
>say common stuff about life
yeah but according to that i could fit in many of them
>>342526892
so you're just a boring nerd :(
>>342526806
Not at all, also lol barnum effect crap.
>>342522298
I am a gemini through and through
I'm a Leo.I married a Capricorn
Taurus
>correct
>correct
>false
>false
Only halfway right about my playstyle
>>342522298
As an Aries, this is me. I don't mean to get angry, I even try to meditate and shit, but I just can't help it.
I know it's a team game, I know I'm just as bad as everyone else or else the MMR wouldn't have put us together, I know Dunning-Kreuger means I'm not actually good enough to know what actually needs to be done to win.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU FUCKING PUBS INFURIATE ME, WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY THE OBJECTIVE? STOP DYING! I'M ANGRY AS FUCK AND I NEED TO BE FUCKED IN MY ASS BY A MAN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>>342526463
I stupidly say hurtful things to people I care about as a defensive reaction, and I suspect other rageaholics do too.
I don't think it'd be very fun to date or hang out with.
>>342526892
Lol good job getting the worst of the four.
>>342522298
For once the pisces got it right...fuck.
Virgo. That shit's perfect.
>good at getting people to work togeather but hate the leadership role, prefer to work with equals
>spend as much time making builds for PoE offline as actually playing it, also the only reason I play the game
>was a top player in a strategy game in early alpha, made my opinions about balancing VERY known to the devs. After a few months was spending most of my time complaining and writing 20 paragraph long explanations with proof and examples instead of streaming or practicing with my team. I got a lot of player support but in hindsight I was so forceful I probably made the devs defensive and less likely to listen to me.
>I have 10 organized stash tabs in every league I play in on PoE
Sagittarius
Completely wrong
>>342526806
Gemini here.
Exactly the opposite.
Libra
Actually a Leo, though.
>be pisces
>literally none of it is correct
>>342526661
>scorpio
>healer was the one I never actually fucking did
>>342522298
I am cancer, I am gay and I prefer to play healing / support characters in multiplayer games.
Could there be more to this?
>>342527137
You wanna calm down there bud? I can fug you in the butt for you
Barely Sagittarius but more of a Scorpio anyways
>>342526661
This is wrong. I always go high mobility ranged DPS (Hunter / Ranger, ideally).
MDPS sucks, staring at a boss's butt for hours is dumb unless they're FF14 monstergirl butts
Sagittarius
>Up to anything, from raid to trolling
Uh huh
>Picks most annoying character
Ok
>Memes everything
Oh god
> Skip event
Seems right
She's also waifu material
Scorpio looking for a Cancer to bully softly and never leave alone.
I'd fuck Leo and Libra.
>>342522298
>Leo
I was never guild leader
Yes Style>>>>>Stats
Never took screenshots
>>342522298
>mfw Libra
>mfw everything listed is true especially the 4th one even though I know I will never meet them IRL
>mfw I also like big breasted blonde sluts
Gyaru is fucking libido overdrive
>>342526593
my buddy is pisces too, also not like the description. thanks for finding the sign that actually describes his playstyle.
Every time someone brings up horoscopes I just think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXRinzI9Jmc
>>342522298
>328 hours played
>impressive
lmao what a scrub
>>342526661
>Pisces
Somebody's gotta do it, although if there's no buffs/debuffs I'm switching to Ranged DPS. Fuck being a healslut I'm a strong independant mage who don't need no tank.
>>342522298
Scorpio reporting in.
Pretty accurate,mostly the skirt part though and 1 game obsession
I do atleast 1 thing from all of those except the one thats supposed to be mine
>>342522298
>Aries
>all points but the last is more or less true to some extent
>>342522298
>Sagittarius
Literally me.jpg
>>342526114
>what's defending her from being raped?
Me, you sick fuck.
would you game with me
>>342526661
I've done every role before.
IN EQ1 I was a bard;
In EQ2 I was a melee DPS bard
In FFXI, I was melee DPS;
In Lineage 2 I was ranged DPS;
In WoW I was a healer;
and finally in FFXIV I'm a tank
What does that say about me?
>>342522298
>Aquarius
>No
>No
>No
>Hell no
This is fucking shit.
>>342522298
None of these properly fit. But there IS a little of each in me
>PvP lover
>Keep all the useless drops
>Explore every single area
>Offer to help all the time
>Willing to be the guild leader + Style>= Stats
>Fix Teamwork strats
>Inviting everyone to join the party
>Moving the camera to see under the skirt (You do it too, dont lie)
>Up to anything, Raiding to trolling
>Not Really Capricorn
>Goes Suicidal on bosses
>Lorefag
>>342526661
>Scorpio
>Healer
>>342522298
The only thing right about Pisces is being a lorefag,
>>342527658
>virgo has worst girls on it
You can't make this shit up, I'm the suffering sign.
>>342526661
> libra
> not healslut
I just want to and help the team, personally. Using every orifice of my body.
>>342522298
Who makes this crap? Who believes this crap?
Im a libra and do not do any of that
>>342527658
>Junkrat and Slamchimp
I can deal with this.
>>342527658
According to this I'm either Pisces or Virgo. I'm Capricorn, I have not touch either of those twoexcept Roadhog porn.
gemini but FUCK exploring every nook and cranny. shit takes too long. i do talk a lot and always have tabs about a game open to talk about it.
always am changing builds because i dont like one and get bored with it
fuck a vita, and i snapped my 3ds
>Scorpio
>It's all true
>all of it
>capricorn
I don't mind emotes.
>>342522298
Scorpio.
Incredibly accurate.
>>342525997
Anything other than this chart though
>GOD TIER
Leo
>Bro Tier
Taurus
Capricorn
>Shit tier
The rest
>>342522298
>tfw Aries
>tfw nothing like Aries
>>342527658
>Virgo
>two of the characters I use the least by far
nah sonJunkrat/Dva/Lucio for life
I'm not a girl
>>342522298
>Gemini
>Yes
>Internally
>No, three tabs maximum
>Mostly yes
>>342522298
I'm a Taurus, but I play like an AriesGG 2EZ, git gud, scrub
>>342527697
we can keep each other company anon
>>342527774
I disagree with this. I main healer for the hell of it but I'm never over the top about it. I'll move to reach a teammate, and I always go all out on the healing to the tanks pace is the limit. Maybe Im just not jaded enough
>>342522298
Virgo. I'm silent, but I'm more inclined to give out a hint or suggestion rather than complain about something.
>>342527697
Only if you drop the Aries perk.
>>342527658
Half right.
I'm gemini and it's pretty damn accurate except I don't play with tons of tabs open.
>>342527658
>Cancer
>Mercy and Mei
>>342526661
>Leo
>Always pick Berserkers/Barbarians
I'll take it
>>342527137
I don't take offence on anything, too self-absorbed.
Sagittarius, which is nothing like me.
I think my rising sign is cancer, which is a bit closer.
>>342522298
>tfw sign is Cancer
>Offers help all the time
Correct but only to those I am close to. Not randos
>Takes everything personal
Yes and No. Not so much from other people but I am hard on myself if I feel like I am doing a shit job.
>Guild's slave and bully toy
I've never been in this position before, I've always played with friends and people that seem like genuine good people.
>"buying gf"
I remember doing this once, a long fucking time ago. Those were dark fucking times, glad I am no longer that pathetic.
Posting official Sign shipping if anyone interested
>Aries x Libra
>Taurus x Scorpio
>Gemini x Sagittarius
>Cancer x Capricorn
>Leo x Aquarius
>Virgo x Piscesnot 100% accurate but these couple easly fall in love with each other
>>342522298
>Cancer
tfw tru
>>342522298
>mfw the guy who made this list got cucked by an aquarius
I would be mad too.
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>>342522298
>Gemini
Not true about talking non stop, true about everything else though.
>>342525934
>air
>Aquarius
????
>>342527658
Leo being top tier once again
>>342522298
Pisces
I don't roleplay
I read tutorials and do everything right
I don't spam emoticons
I like being a lorefaggot get off my back
>>342528181
What the fuck, I'm aqua and she's leo. Going on 9 years together.
>>342528181
but going off the OP image Pisces is pure cancer
isn't everyone on /v/ Virgo? I am literally a virgo, but that just seems like the hivemind here. Nit picky OCD assholes.
>>342522298
I'm an aquarius, but I match up more with pisces
Cancer is best Zodiac
>>342528181
>le opposite sign shipping
This meme needs to die.
>>342527697
Sure.
>>342522298
>Leo
>get to be a huge bro
>get to have big-ish tits
>get to be a qt
nice.
>>342526806Extremely true. Please love me.
>>342522298
I'm Leo but other than Style>Stats this is wrong
>>342528000
Mix n match
>>342522298
>scorpio
>stalking
But that's wrong. Scorpio's literally don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.
