>S-see you around, Mr. Marston...
>>342519738
I hate it that they didn't announce a sequel yet
>>342519738
Suh-suh-suh-see you a-a-a-around, M-m-m-mister M-m-marston
>>342520057
You heardthings
>Bonnie will never reverse cow-girl on your dick while slapping your face and calling you a faggot
>>342520057
RDR WAS a sequel you retard.
That bitch was so hot, fapped to the thought of her hairy pussy and pits so many times.
>>342520204
I think you have your directions confused bud
>>342520057
there wont be any sequel
it's all GTA now
>>342520057
I have a weird horrible feeling that it might not exist
>>342520223
no shit sherlock. but I don't want red dead revolver 3, I want red dead redemption 2
>>342520223
Sequels can have sequels you troglodyte.
>>342520223
>implying anyone played the first
Nobody gave a shit about revolver, just like nobody gave a shit about Red Steel 1 for example.
>>342520057
I'd rather have Bully 2
>>342520204
She must be very flexible.
>>342519738
>John will never return to Bonnie
>Bonnie will die alone on her farm
Too bad John didn't end up with her instead of
that shit Abigail. Bonnie was much more waifu tier.
>>342519738
that scene really kicked me in the gut. Bonnie was one of the best written characters in vidya and I bonded far more with her than his actual wife because of how late and briefly you meet her but the characters have a history we haven't lived through
I can't be the only one who adored this part of the game. The beginning with her is just like an old western movie. Then all of the sudden you leave forever and every character you meet is an extremely over the top caricature.
Imo this was the most disappointing part about this game.
>>342520223
WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING THE NUMBERS RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>342520204
>You will never choke Bonnie in her barn as you pound her womb and slap the tears away from her face, screaming how she belongs to you while a cow shits three feet away from her head
>Make the definitive western video game
Fuck making another one AM I RIGHT?
>>342520223
fuck off retard
>>342520478
meh could never get warm with that game. manhunt would be interesting though. I remember hiding the game discs, because it was black listed here and I, as a dumb kid, thought the police could come around any day lol what a dumbass
>>342520508
>>342520287
how fat are you if you cant move your hand behind your back
>>342520520
Maybe his son ends up fucking her later on though.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8jViWPb.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
We're all just human bean juice. See you in hell, John.
>>342520478
I WANT TO JACK OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF MORE GAY SHIT IN A BULLY SEQUEL
MUUH. DDIICCKK
>>342520537
Plus Bonnie wasn't a whore.
>>342520707
Incredibly fat.
>>342520445
If youre a dirty jap they do.
>>342519738
OH BURY ME NOT
>>342520520
Marston is truly the greatest husbando of our time. Loyal to the end.
>>342519738
God damnnit
her character model looked like Kermits ass and I still fell in love with her
>>342520658
This, the beginning parts before you move on to armadillo and beyond full time feel much different than the rest of the game.
>John gets blown away
>Abigail dies three years later anyway
>Jack becomes an Outlaw just like his father
So, was the title of this game supposed to be ironic? Because this is hands down the most depressing ending to a video game I've ever witnessed.
>That mission where you shoot countless pistoleros as you drift along the coast of Mexico with your shitty boat
>Shooting them in the legs to make them fall to the river, filling them with lead as they come down
Probably the only "on-rails" mission I've ever liked in this type of games.
>>342520872
she looks much better on the poster
SO FAR
SO FAR AWAYYYYYY
>>342520223
What is persona
reminder: they were almost done making RD3 but GTA V came out and showed them how much more profitable it could be so they scrapped almost all the work done so they can start fresh on the "new" RD3. It will feature alot of similar elements including shark cards (now known as snake cards)And you'll buy it anyway :^)
>>342520223
and? what's your point?
>>342520707
630 pounds isn't fat you fuck
Is there any good realistic Bonnie 34? By realistic I mean unshaved pits, legs, pussy, etc.
>>342521041
What will rockstar call the microtransaction in the next RDR ?
>>342520970
It's a western about the death of the west
>>342520520
Now that I think about it, John would have had a better chance surviving against the government agents if he did stayed with Bonnie.
>>342521153
>630 pounds
>>342520520
>not visiting the farm as Jack
Bonnie married a city boy, moved away and has field hands manage the ranch for lods e mone.
>RDR sequel comes out
>it is a reverse blaxploitation revenge game like Django
>>342521284
It was cool how the modern elements crept in, semiautomatic pistols, a bolt action rifle, automobiles and finally a maxim machinegun
>>342520223
What's the next one going to be called?
Red Dead Rowlet?
>let's hear name ideas
>>342521402
Fucking whore.
>yfw they finally announce the new Red Dead
>yfw traileryfw they fuck it up and go LOL CRAZY AND RANDOM just like Gay Tony and GTA V
>>342520714
This is now my head canon
>>342521420
>Django
> not Boss Nigger
![NEGgQz1eM5dqJK_1_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d0pljrH.jpg "NEGgQz1eM5dqJK_1_b[1].jpg")
Would you a Mary Bee Cuddy /v/?this is a fucking depressing western with a shit ending
>>342519738
I have an ass fetish and damn thinking realistically about Bonnie is disgusting but turns me on in ways I normally wouldn't be
First of all think of her asshole it must be hairy, sweaty, smelly and dirty even at its cleanest. I would love to eat her ass out.
I would love to wait for her outside the outhouse and as soon as she finishes pushing her back in and shoving my dick right up her warm moist butt.
She'd be sweating from the heat and work the smell of the outhouse consisting of her poo would only add to the experiance.
>>342521639
Is that a man?
>>342520478
THIS
>>342521664
This makes me gag but whatever floats your goat, I guess.
>>342521639
Depends on how hairy she was. Also she looks too skinny for me but that can be fixed.
Does anyone seriously want another RDR after what they did with GTA5?
>>342521523
Red Dead Cat
>you are now aware that Clint Eastwood is the only actor who is still alive from The Good the Bad and the Ugly
>>342521639
Fuck that film.
Mary Bee didn't deserve this.
>>342521523
Red Dead Rigamarole
>>342521664
Pretty good taste.
>>342521323
There was no hope for John, dummy. He knew he was going to die the second they started riding onto his farm. John didn't want anyone else to die because of him, which is why he ran out of the barn like that.
If, let's say, Abigail had died at some point so he and Jack moved in with Bonnie and started fucking, and the government troops rode in there as well, he would've done the same thing. Watching Bonnie die over him would be too much for John to handle.
>>342521523
I think one of the rumors was calling it Red Dead Rebellion.
>>342521918
>what they did
You mean make a great game? Yeah I do.
>>342521938
possibly the only one out of the whole crew
>>342521664
I'd say get help, but since you're here I know we're all you have and you'll only get encouragement from these degenerates
>>342521938
Clint is immortal, nigger
>>342521918
different devs
>>342521523
Red DeadRemake
>>342521664
I'm ashamed to admit that that's pretty hot.
>>342522196
it's gonna hurt when he dies
>>342522030
>and the government troops rode in there as well, he would've done the same thing
They would have a harder time since Boonie's farm was basically another town.
>>342521523
Red Dead Rising
>>342522196
Nah he'll day one day. Probably in the next few years. Probably one of the only actors I would call one of my childhood role models and I'll be crushed when he dies.
He was a good director too imo. A Perfect World is a fucking great movie and Million Dollar Baby is excellent as well.
>>342521664
DELETE THIS
I bet its Red dead Revenge
>>342522272
Read DeadRemaster
>>342521523
Red DeadRevengeance
>>342522394
>>342522480
Somewhat related, but I grew up with my grandfather watching old Eastwood and Schwarzenegger films. It hurts knowing that all three will die in my lifetime.
>>342522445
>Last Samurai era as an American cowboy who traveled to the east and finds a similar dying culture clashing with the modern world
I can dig it
>>342522680
>Read
Read this fucking book Marston or I kill ur wife and son
>>342522787
>samurai unsheathes katana
>cowboyman looks up at the sun with his hand on his holstered revolver
>'It's high noon'
>>342522706
>cheesy action badasses are already dead as a genre with no new generation taking up their mantle
>>342521523
Red Dead Reverse Mortgage
>>342521918
The only real problem I had with GTA V was the grindy ass multiplayer. It should've just allowed you to make a custom free mode with friends with no strings attached. You don't need progression systems in a GTA game
>>342522787
So like a reverse version of this?
>>342519738
to be fair at least marston didn't fool around with her, he clearly stated he was married
>>342520223
>wow I know of this TOTALLY UNDERGROUND GAME and I need to announce that every time I can, even though it's not really relevant, am I cool yet xD
>>342522915
>The Expendables is announced
>think 'oh wow my favorite action stars are gonna make a resurgance!'
>in reality hollywood just realized that these once big name actors are all so starved for work that they will work for cheap enough to afford all of them together.
>>342521282
i'm guessing it will be bullion.
copper silver and gold
>>342523028
I really want to know if she was raped.
I remember hearing one of the kidnappers say something like, "cow girls like it from behind." Implying they hadn't done anything yet.
I like to think that Bonnie was pure and didn't have time for sex.
>>342521664
Hey it's my friend /tv/.
What are you watching tonight, faget?
>>342520298
I think you mean it's all GTA Online now since they've seemingly abandoned the single-player at this point.
>>342520520
>no epilogue stranger encounter where Jack runs into Bonnie and they discuss his father
DANG FLABIT
>>342522369
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______!
>>342523132
>revolver
>underground
what has become of this board.
>>342520204
>reverse cow-girl
>slapping your face
spines don't work like that anon.
>>342521523
Red Dead Restroom rights for trans people
>>342521523
Red Dead Rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty
>>342520057
Wasn't there supposed to be a trailer at Sony's E3, or was that just a rumor?
>>342523609
Rumor
One of the PlayStation presenters said that their E3 had been "locked" for months with no changes.
>>342523451
ow! you cut me on that edge!
>>342523609
It was somebody on reddit talking out of their ass
>>342520980
This. There was some serious miscommunication between the art department and the guys that made the model.
>>342523804
heh, better stand back then
*tips fedora *teleports out sight
>>342522915
>No new generation
Friend you need to see The Raid films. They are the next evolution in the action genre.
>>342522986
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-aILrMl_sU&ab_channel=RomanFiveFive
>>342523609
R* doesn't follow a marketing schedule similar to other companies because they don't need to, the name is enough
>>342523492
Sounds like a prom night bathroom abortion.
>>342521938
His son will make spaghettios wensters like his dad some day, he has the same fucking face too
>>342524048
Those movies take themselves way too seriously. The only thing that makes The Raid and its sequel unique is the gritty fight scenes.
>>342524243
I fucking hope so.
He was in one western recently called 'Diablo' and it was a piece of shit. The only thing that kinda carried it was Scott's performance.
>>342521523
RED DEAD RANDY BOBANDY
>>342520452
Hey fuck you, buddy. Just cuz you didn't play it doesn't mean no one did either. Red Dead Revolver was one of my top games for PS2 and I played it everyday. I don't even remember how many times I beat the damn game trying to 100% it. I played the multiplayer by myself as Jack Swift I could dominate the hardest AI. I just want a spin-off starring Jack Swift.
>>342523978
to be fair every except John was ugly though i guess in their days they would have been considered models
>>342523978
Wow, THIS is what she was supposed to look like?
Goddammit Rockstar San Diego.
>>342522915
>JCVD, Eastwood, Arnold, Stallone, and Dolph are all going to die in your lifetime.
I am going to be sad in the future, no getting around that.
>>342524572
There were attractive women back then just like there are now but standards of beauty back then were pretty much in the toilet.
>>342521523
Red Dead Revengeance
>>342521523
Read Dead VReality
>>342523978
Bonnie's ingame model was much better because do you really think they had hot af models in the old west?
Went from this >>342523978
to this >>342523028
Someone should get fired.
>>342524359
He has it in the genes probably, knowing he has to live to his dad's name wil makes things even more interesting
A shame about Ennio Morricone tho, he did a fantastic job with those movies, their soundtrack is just perfect, he is just too old to see the return of the westerns
>>342524724
>There were attractive women back then
few and far in between and i really doubt would find them in the old west
>>342523028
I remember I paused this scene right as Bonnie was leaning forward and jerked off to her cleavage. I could get off to anything as a teenager.
>>342524571
>jack swift during the final battle
>Red:"jack?"
>They both look sadly at the ground
fuck man
>>342524251
They don't have humor sure, but why should they? The seriousness fits perfectly with the situation they are in the 1st movie, and the 2nd one is centered around 2 crime families and their inner dealings so yeah no shit, they're serious in tone
Red DeadOnline :^)
>>342524930
Interesting enough. Scott Eastwood wasn't his original name when he started acting. His real name, and original stage name, was Scott Reeves. I assume that since he wasn't getting many roles so he took his father's last name.
>>342524821
Who gives a fuck? It's a video game. Go watch some western movies and I promise you'll see some hotties.
RDR was more based on western movies than it was the actual old west.
>>342520204
?????????
>>342525231
You sure about that?
If I remember correctly, the only attractive woman in a classic western was the chick from Once Upon a Time in the West.
>>342525023
I want the spin-off to start off as he's defeating the brothers and survives.
Then he sneaks out and goes on last adventure which you play til his retirement.
My dream game.
>>342525083
Fuckbag hackers ruined it.
I didn't care for Bonnie until I saw her artwork.
>>342523217
>I really want to know if she was raped.
From what I remember, they were about to, but they didn't yet.
Red Dead Revolution, American Civil War and motherfucking muzzleloaders and cap-n-ball revolvers because real men shoot with black powder.
>>342525538
Good.
BONNIE IS PURE
>>342525369
I'm talking about more recent stuff like around the 80's and 90's. If you watch Gunsmoke there were plenty of attractive women on that show. I can't name older movies off the top of my head that had them but I know they exist.
>>342525576
and don't cuck us this time with the fucking LeMat, let me use the shotgun
>>342521523
Red Dead RKOOUTTANOWHERE
>>342525754
Damn right
>>342525231
I would say Revolver was more of a cowboy movie than redemption with the way revolver presents itself
>>342525485
i Wish there were more callbacks to revolver in Redemption, maybe in the third game
>>342524728
>Main character loots an enemy
>"Sorry friend, them's the rules of nature"
>>342525576
You must get all the pussy at the Renaissance Fair.
>>342521664
anal lovers are truly the worst
>>342525576
You know that sounds like a pretty good idea. It makes sense that the next game wouldn't be a western seeing as how it was about that era coming to an end.
>can't find any r34 of Bonnie
Is the internet gay?
>>342525861
Marston's scars are like Red's, and all the bonfires which I never sat down at.
I guess they talk about Red's adventure, but I never really took the time to listen.
I loved when they added the Revolver characters to online mode so I got to play as based Jack Swift one last time.
>>342525894
Ren faire pussy is super easy to get as long as you don't mind drunk sweaty milfs with hairy assholes
>>342523248
I can't be certain it's /tv/ because he made no mention of her feet.
>>342523217
Yeah they didnt rape her. He says he had the boys called off but he could let them take out their loneliness and shit on her if they didnt agree.
>>342525596
Until the epilogue.
>>342525576
To add to this, feel free to disagree and add your own ideas.
>do the 3 protagonist thing from GTAV again
>a Union soldier, a confederate soldier, and an indian
>actually flesh the 3 out and make them likable
>end the game with a 3 way staredown like The Good, the bad, and the ugly.
>>342520658
For most plebs it's the worst and most boring part of the game.
There are a large number of players who actually straight up quit at that part.
>>342521274
She was a civilized woman, maybe she prefers shaving? You don't know, just fap anyway.
>>342526364
wait
What happens?
>>342519738
This broke my heart. Only time in a video game did I feel bad for what I did. Bonnie deserved to be happy, she gave her life for her ranch. Apparently being over 30 is too old to marry.
>you will never ride the plains of New Austin with Bonnie holding onto you while you two banter about the stupid things you both do, trying to ignore how much you both admire each other.
Why fucking live?
>we will never get definitive version of the game for PC or consoles because the base code is a horrible mess
HEYYELLOWBELLY
>>342526534
She gets married.
>R* multiplayer will never again have the simple fun of shooting your enemies' horses, your friends' horses and even your own horse in the neck repeatedly
>>342526561
>Marston stays with his used goods bitch of a wife instead and bitch boy son
>not giving them up to stay with Bonnie and run the ranch with her
I was sad you never see her again except like once near the end of the game.
>>342526423
>do the 3 protagonist thing from GTAV again
Just no
>>342519738
Bonnie>whore wife
The fact that you couldn't bang the superior woman will always infuriate me.
I swear developer always pull this shit.
>Crazy hot milf Samara
>lol no can't bang her
>100% waifu material Bonnie who saves your life nurses you to health and who obviously has the hots for you
>lol no can't bang her
>>342526423
>wanting multiple protagonists again
This shit ruined GTA V, fuck off.
>those graphics
>10 fps
>literally no AA
>GTA with fetch quests galore
Consolecucks, everyone
>>342525185
Yep, the guy has somer serious weight on his back
Keeping in mind redemption came out 6 years ago, When can we really expect to hear anything about a new game and when do you think it will be out.
>inb4 summer 2020
>>342526787
You mean his wife bitch son
>>342520204
>reverse cowgirl
>slapping your face
muh kekels
>>342526989
>brings up fps
>uses cuck unironically
Console warriors everyone. Bathe in his pc master race glow
>>342526989
>GTA with fetch quests galore
Wow sounds like you have never played the game
Most of the quests were fucking great just for the top tier characters and dialouge
The Stranger>most other games quests
>>342526989
>irony
>>342526765
>you will never discover shooting your dead unicorn will cause it to fly into oblivion with ragdoll effects for the first time
>you'll never burst out in laughter and tears as you keep shooting the unicorn
https://youtu.be/rPd7YFlpo3k?t=1m12s
>>342526989
nice falseflag
>>342525503
It was neat concept, a GTA-like MMO, you build yourself from nothing and start a crime empire
but being a P2P online game and having microtransactions up the ass ruined it, everything is so expensive and by the time you earned the money for whatever you want the next best thing is released and once again into the grinding mess
>>342520452
what the actual fuck? Are you 12? Revolver was the shit, I still have my copy.
Much worse was never getting to see this motherfucker again. He would have been perfect for some kind of DLC spinoff ala episodes from liberty city. Instead, all he gets is a newspaper article about how someone blew his brains out while he had his pants down in an outhouse.
>>342527552
Didn't that article say it was an Irish male? I just assumed that one was about Irish.
>>342527552
It's the death of the west senpai, it wasn't honourable,
>>342527552
Buffalo Bill died from having his head blown off unexpectedly while playing cards.
VA died from cancer I think.
>>342527482
>>342527482
It was neat concept, a GTA-like MMO, you build yourself from nothing and start a crime empire
Things like this never work sadly.
Thats why I never play mmorpg and I hope they dont invest time in this for rdr3
>>342525083
i'd play it.
>>342527857
WHat? Buffalo Bill died of Kidney failure.
>>342527991
I think he meant Wild Bill Hickock
http://gematsu.com/2016/05/rockstar-games-reveal-new-projects-soon
>"soon"
>GTAV released in 2013
>every article on the Newswire has been fan art highlights, about GTAO updates, or about the Red Hook Criterium
What the hell are they doing?
>>342520658
The opening and ending missions were the only parts of RDR I really enjoyed, everything else was just filler with those over the top western caricatures like you said. There was no real plot in the middle, just "go meet this funny western meme man and do some favors for him so he can point you to the next western meme man"
>>342522986
>shoot someone
>they cut the bullet in half
>>342527552
That's the point. These men are of a different time. They lived in savage age, where violence was the rule. In RDR, the west is entering a different age and is modernizing. It's highly poetic that the people who made the west famous for its blood and guts are just killed offscreen; an invisible symptom of the new coming west. After all, they were irrelevant if not for their aptness for killing. Civilization wins. It crept in slowly and no one realized it until it was right in their face. Even people like Landon, ultimately killed and made redundant by the system of violence they lived for.
>>342528135
>red hook crit
it's fine that they sponsor sporting events, but don't bother people on the other side of the fucking planet with that shit.
>>342528135
They realized making fancy high end items in GTA Online sells Sharkcards which makes FAR more money than DLC.
>>342526473
No one shaved in the old west, except when whores got pubic lice in the pussy hair, then they shaved it off and put a wig on it (also used to hide syphilitic sores and such).
>>342528238
I hate that I agree with you.
>>342527376
>he doesn't agree with me
>he must be autistic
K.Y.S.
>>342528067
I got confused, thanks anon
>>342527970
Hah, what a fucking dumbass.
>>342519738
STOP WITH THE FUCKING RDR THREADS YOU FAGGOTS
I DONT WANNA TURN MY PS3 ON AGAIN JUST FOR THIS GAMEcaptcha ATTENTION POSTE
>>342527857
>Buffalo Bill
>tfw zombie dlc releases
>no multiplayer zombie free roam
fuck
>>342528442
It's ironic you were disagreeing with everyone else and making your opinion sound like a fact. Using an autism how to also, agree to disagree man.
>>342521523
Red Dead Revenant
>>342520204
>reverse cow-girl
>slapping your face
Only possible if she turned 360 degrees
>>342528762
I got confused fuck me I'll end it soon.
>>342520689
>while a cow shits three feet away from her head
Why does this make me hard? I don't want this to make me hard. Please don't let this make me hard.
>>342527552
That was Irish. Ricketts died peacefully in his sleep, having earned a well deserved rest.
>>342520452
revolver is fantastic you pleb fuck
>>342520689
/lit/ pls go
>>342520204
Was faggot an insult back then?
>>342528901
wat
>>342521523
Red Dead What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>342529790
actually been a while since I've seen navy seal, I've been away from /b/ too long I guess. Anyone know if it's still infested with more porn than entertaining shitposting?
>>342520057
>There is no new RD
>There is no Bully 2
>There is no story DLC promised years ago for GTAV
>Rockstar does nothing but milk microtransactions from GTAO now
Feels bad man
crimson deceased retribution
>>342529629
>10 fps
>Consolecucks
>AA game
Autism because people enjoyed and you didn't and you are actually shitting on it with the how to to boot that made it ironic because it says people have differing opinions and it's autistic to think everyone should agree with you.
Good bait though
>>342529790
Anyone have this but with Starcraft instead?
>>342530012
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie. Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body. Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear.
>>342527857
You mean Wild Bill Hicock
man, RDR is one of my favorite games of all time. And I played it even before I got into spaghetti westerns like the Dollars trilogy. It's so referential to Leone's and Morricone's motifs which at the time I obviously wouldn't have recognized, yet regardless that signature Western-style was appealing to me. I enjoyed the main story, the online experience, and Undead Nightmare. Everything was perfect.
And watch the next one be titled Red Dead Revenge.
What else would you guys do to Bonnie?
>>342530852
Wild Bill Hicuck
>>342530852
I said I made a mistake for fucks sake already.
>>342520452
Revolver was shit, everyone liked Gun more which is why they changed the formula
I want her to be the star of the next game.
>>342531419
fucking this
Too bad /v/ would cry "MUH SJW PANDERING" if it happened.
>>342527970
Kek. Totally forgot about that.
>>342527970
Who goes bottomless but still wears a shirt?
>>342532121
Donald Duck
Is this game like Blood Meridian? Do you get to fight Natives?
>>342531509
Not the guy you were replying to but
I think Rockstar would be one of the few companies that can make a "strong female character" without bashing you over the head with it.
Too many times I have seen someone butcher a story because they have to stop every few minutes and remind you of how great it is to see a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
Prime example would be A Song of Ice and Fire books vs their show counterpart in Game of Thrones.
>>342521664go on
>>342522706
>one day you will die and everyone you have ever known and everything you have ever done will be lost to the sands of time
>the universe it self will one day end due to entropy.
>>342533413
The god kek will let our memes live on for eternity so I have faith.
>>342532484
GoT is the worst about it, ASoIF is better about it because it isn't pandering as much. Annie Stoakes,Bonnie McFarlane,Catalina,and whoever else are strong because they actually try.
>>342533413
GOOD THING I DON'T DO SHIT.
>>342529094
>Bonnie will never spin around in place on your dick
>>342534209
Except for everything with Danny swooning over that mercenary fuck while nothing fucking happens for PAGES AND PAGES in adwd
a feast for crows grew on me but I was hype for all the "good characters" in 5 but it was fucking nothing. Aegon V (and Tyrion, because Tyrion) was the only interesting thing.
>>342534446
Dany is bad period, remember ACoF kings and SoS because I can't recall shit?
Dragons are her only strong point. I hope Arya will actually learn how to change faces in book at will. Season 1-4 are pretty good but this new sneks and everything else is retarded.
I like books better because it has lore and things behind the scenes.
Shoehorned shit that literally goes no where with sneks and shit. This season is better than last but I want more though.
>>342527460
>>342530293
thanks, lads :D
>>342535110
I've never seen the show. I'll wait for winds of winter and the part where Martin dies writing the breakfast scene of a dream of spring
>>342535193
Welcome bud
>>342533654
meme magic is real son. Bane memes crashed that plane into the alps.
>>342535357
Yeah it's better to wait honestly, apparently he might take some inspiration from show.
No Strong Belwas in show...
>>342535110
>>342534446
the writers of the show are pretty much turning it into fan fiction now. they also made the sparrow a villian because hes "persecuting the gays" as if gay rights are the prime concern of peasants in the fucking middle ages.they also had arya kill a kings guard knight.
>>342535357
I'm saving my rereading til announced date of release much like I'm doing for Plague Knight+ playthrough.
>>342535941
The kings guard made sense I'm suprised they didn't mention his death at all though because Mace is back in westeros.
Dropped ball...
>>342521402
shit life though
>>342534209
Right. Sorry. I never specified. I mean A Song of Ice and Fire is good about strong female characters. Game of Thrones is bad.
I'm re reading what I posted and I realize I was not clear.
>>342520520
>Bonnie was much more waifu tier
You are right
>>342521523
Red Dead Ricardo
