>join server
>no one likes you
>join life
>no one likes you
>Lurks on place for months, learning all the inside jokes/how you should behave
>Finally decide to join, uses main nickname
>You get it wrong and everyone treats you like shit and hates you
>Can't even pretend that never happened and start again since you used your favorite name already
>join server
>nobody is talking or chatting
>might as well be playing against bots
>join server
>can't kill anyone
>>342502117
>Post on 4chan
>nobody likes your posts
>>342502221
>>342502117
Stop fucking up my games, ivan.
>>342502658
Yeah, my early teen years were pretty bad. Wanted to hang out with those older nerds but they were such a bunch of edgy faggots and I was still innocent and cute.
At least it taught me to not be a dick just for the sake of it. It's not really funny.
>>342502692
>current year minus 10
>join server
>everyone chatting
>get welcomed to the group
>best players swapping teams every round to keep things balanced
>if no one is around they show you how to git gud
What went so badly wrong
>>342502221
>log on to facebook for the first time in like 18 months
>scrolling through the timeline thing
>find out my sisters wedding is this weekend
>never got an invite
>didn't even know she was engaged
>have seen her in person at least 10 times since her engagement last year and she never mentioned it
>text her about it
>"I thought you wouldn't want to come so I didn't invite you"
why was i even born
>>342503265
>you
>ever cutestill are you faggot
>"anon are you using a gamepad?"
>"no, why?"
>"oh, so you're just this shit normally?"
>everyone laughs
>>342503532You too
>Join server
>Do something stupid right away
>Everyone hates you for it
>Don't get a chance to redeem yourself
>join server
>"hey can you leave?"
>join server
I realised this is the problem earlier this year. Play 1v1 games. There's absolutely no sense putting your enjoyment on the line by depending on others. All large scale multiplayer games are garbage these days. All I'd like is a nice slow paced tactical fps. Like a 4v4 or something.
>>342503387
Memes.
>>342503450
I think she was being considerate on what you are anon.A smoldering pile of bitterness and misery
JUST
what games are you guys playing anyways
>join game
>"hey can you please leave? we need room for our friend or we have to kick you"
>>342504410
some time ago i played this free (free, not free2play) tactical shooter called america's army proving grounds
kinda neat, but not my jam. maybe you'd like it.
>join server
>ask a question in chat
>no one answers it
>>342504410
That pretty much describes Rainbow Six Seige. Except its 5v5.
![Angry+feels+some+speeding+asshole+ran+over+my+cat+today_58163f_5507890[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q8czozD.jpg "Angry+feels+some+speeding+asshole+ran+over+my+cat+today_58163f_5507890[1].jpg")
>that smug guy who thinks he's absolutely hilarious in front of his friends and they wouldn't shut the fuck up to you for some reason
>don't talk back but engage chuuni mode, prepare to shut him down in game so i can prepare to say something cool like "Work harder on your skills and not your comedy act" after the game ends
>he beats you
>>342502381
>hanging out with friends like usual
>kid no one knows walks in with a meme checklist
>starts going down in alphabetical order, rattling off memes
>no one is instigating them
>there's no time to respond to one before the next comes
>he's just yelling them all out to no one in particular
>not even making eye contact, he's just spewing a constant meme stream to his notes
>everyone just waiting on him to finish, too surprised or confused to interupt him
>he must realize everyone is staring at him
>starts shaking and stuttering but keeps going
>he drops his third page of memes and makes a croaking sound
>doesn't pick it up just tries to remember what it said
>lots of pauses and UHHHHHs
>eyes start tearing up and he begins to sniffle, obviously on the brink of a meltdown
>finally he just folds his papers up and puts them in the front pocket of his hoodie
>reaches into his cargo pockets and pulls out some pasta
>pours some of it on the floor, then gets down on all fours to make it looked like it fell out of his pockets on its own
>looks up at us and forces a smile through his tears then calls us faggots
This is you.
This is your life.
![2d2efefb331649e95dd48cdbbccdf706[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vFnyOZR.jpg "2d2efefb331649e95dd48cdbbccdf706[1].jpg")
>>342503450
>Seen her 10 times and she hasn't mentioned it once
I'm sorry Anon, my sister did the same thing.
>server you've been going to for months
>join in on a conversation
>"who the hell is this guy? I thought he was mute"
It's your own fault for placing so much value on what others think Anon.
>>342502221
>have resting bitch face
>people dislike you automatically because of it
>mfw people actually read, listen to, or acknowledge anyone else in an online video gaming environment nowadays
9 times out of 10 anything and everything anyone says in an online video game nowadays is worthless drivel.
No point in having on mics, no point in having a watchful eye of any text based communications.
If you simply cannot function in an online video game without hearing other like minded retards such as yourself spew what they hope are intelligible sentences and words, you are retarded.
>they realise you're NEET cause you're always online
>start hating and resenting you
Why are wagies so bitter?
>>342506189
why is komari so sexual?
>>342502692
those are the best ones
>join an irc channel
>everyone ignores you
>>342506907
no the best ones are the one on the mic that barely talk but when they do they say something useful for the team.
second best are the ones that do the same but on chat
>>342503450
She was doing you a favor honestly.
>join insurgency server
>1 second passes
>kick anon he's afk
>"no i'm not"
>"yes he is"
>get kicked
>admins gf joins the server
>>342506361
I think being an adult male everyone expects you to be atrong and sociable. No one gives a shit if you're depressed. Might as well off yourself.
>>342506897
Was going to say it was the freckles. Then I realized it was just some specs on my monitor. EL OH EL
>>342506361
>I ask people what they thought of me when they first saw me
>mfw they said I look mean
I'm just lost in thought sometimes, I also don't understand smiling. Why smile when I'm just walking down the hallway? Nothing smile-worthy happened yet.
>>342506860
Don't kid yourself into thinking people with jobs give two fucks about what you do and don't do.
>>342502117
>join server
FLIP THE KNIFE FLIP THE KNIFE FLIP THE KNIFE
>mute kids
GayFag420 has changed name to FLIP THE KNIFE
>lurk IRC server with around 40 people online
>an hour passes
>"anyone know who this anon guy is?"
>>342502117
>the server is life
>>342502117
>girl joins server
>starts singing
>it's actually pretty good
>everyone vote kicks her
EVERY TIME
>>342508507
>that 100% soulless, lifeless star straight forward as if she has a gun to her head
Jesus. That stare was enough to distract me from her armpit.
>>342508507
Shut your whore mouth next time and play the game
>>342508507
>everyone vote kicks her
based
