NX CONFIRMED FAILURE
>>342499604
How the fuck is he still relevant after gametrailers went under?
>patcher
>>342499604
>only 10 million
too bad it would need to make one billion to break even
>This piece of shit selling more then the Wii U
Laffin. I'll wait for it to be fully hackable and buy it used.
>>342499891
>Scammell
>Scam
Learn to read. If they have weird last names, like Berg, Stein, Rich, Scam, Gold, and other jew names, they are fucked up.
>>342500335
I was talking about Michael Pachter though.
>pachter
lmao
>>342500335
He's talking about Michael Pachter, you fucking idiot.
>analyst
>>342499891
he's still a consultant/analyst. It''s just a prediction, though. He has been wrong before and he could be this time, too
Dead on arrival, I'm wouldn't get surprised if Miyamoto dies along the way too
>>342499604
Am I supposed to believe to the man who said that no one would want to play in the 11th century (AC) or in the wild west (RDR) because it was the age of "modern shooters"?
>Patcher
can he just fuck off?
>>342499604
Video game analysts also predicted that the Vita would, and i quote, crush the 3DS
Excuse me if i don't take those idiots seriously
>dude nintendo handhelds are doomed the the psp is going to dominate the market
>he predicted nintendo handhelds were doomed but not the consoles
>>342499604
Pachter is literally always wrong.
RIP NX
>>342500718
>analyst
>anal
That's why they call him "Fudge" Pachter.
Well he did call the Wii U being shit from the get go
>>342501278
A broken clock is right twice a day.
>>342499604
>Pachter thinks something will be successful
RIP in piss Nintendo
>>342499604
>Patcher
Why do they keep giving him those monkey paws it's not fair.
>>342499604
Well there goes Nintendo
>>342500335
Go back to /pol/ you fucking nigger, you clearly are too goddamn dumb to read
>>342499604
Fake.
>>342499604
>Pachter
It's over
>>342499604
>>342501218
>>342501261
>>342501434
who the fuck is pachter and why have i always heard about his opinions as if it where important for the past 12 years?
>>342499604
>Pachter
Great, now the NX is fucked.
>>342499604
This has to be fake because wow
>>342500172
his name is in the fucking picture and you still cant spell it
>>342502007
yes, multiple people have said that already
>>342499604
How does patcher still have a job?
Where can I become a videogame "analyst" for some clueless financial company and draw six figures a year like him?
>>342501858
He made a tortanic-esque call once and everyone has rode his dick in the industry since even though he's been wrong every time.
>>342501858
>why have i always heard about his opinions as if it where important for the past 12 years?
he's a meme
>>342499604
>Zelda
>ever selling as well as Pokemon or Mario
What a good laugh
>>342502189
You probably have to go to a nice school for business, get at least a master's degree, then sell yourself to gullible video game industry executives as someone who's in touch with the industry.
>>342501261
Got me for a good, late night laugh
>>342502242
That's really all it takes to be considered a genius in the corporate world of today. You just have to be absurdly right once and then you can ride on that fame forever. Hacks like Steve Jobs are the unliving proof of this.
>>342500796
>He's been wrong before
Has he ever been right?
>>342502097
>>342501707
http://www.videogamer.com/wiiu/the_legend_of_zelda/news/zelda_breath_of_the_wild_will_sell_10_million_nintendo_nx_consoles_pretty_quickly_pachter.html
>>342499891
Shit I didn't know that they went under until now.
>All of his predictions are always wrong
>He predicted both the DS, Wii, and 3DS would fail
>Now he switched to saying Nintendo will succeed
It's over guys. Nintendo is dead.
>>342502846
He also said the wii u would fail
>>342502846
he said the wii u will fail
>>342502703
make enough vague and easily predictable predictions
you're bound to get some right
>tfw the NX is a piece of shit and finally kills Nintendo home consoles
Is there a best predictions picture of mike patcher's "insights"?
I remember when he said no one has a pc faster than a ps3
>>342502708
>I think probably only Wii U owners will buy Zelda, but I think everybody who buys an NX will absolutely buy it
Should I get a Wii U 32GB. I can get a new one with Wind Waker, Twilight Princess and Mario kart 8 for £299 with free delivery or should I wait for the NX.
>people not realizing OP is calling pachter wrong and that the NX will be a failure because pachter is always wrong
does anybody read or do they just look at the pictures and reply
>>342503224
NX will almost certainly have Sm4sh Bros Ultimate Edition and either Mario Kart 8 or Mario Kart 9 near launch
>>342502975
but it didn't tho
>>342499604
They said the same of Pac Man and ET on Atari, and look at what happened there.
>>342503279
Pretty sure Pachter said that WiiU is a turd after the sales went down
>>342503224
2017 is a long way to go, 299 isn't a lot of dosh and those are all good games, I'd say go for it
>>342500335
If last names matter does that mean if your last name is Baker you have to be a Baker for a living?
>>342503461
12 million sales is a failure, accept it
>>342500281
lol
>>342503184
Nani?
>>342499604
Wew lawd, I guess it's over.
>>342502379
Even Mario doesn't sell that well when it's not 2D
>>342503184
Great analysis
>>342501858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8R4BAQf7is
>>342503628
Yes.At least an ancestor of yours was a baker
>Patchinko
>Analyst
>>342503560
Just ordered it.
>>342499604
10 million lifetime sales most likely. Though most of their systems can't even outsell the dreamcast
>>342499604
>Pachter
RIP Nintendo.
>>342503184
I get it
>>342502497
Steve jobs created more than one thing as much as he gets more shit than bill gates who did nothing. I mean photoshop /pro tools weren't running on windows during the advent of computers.
>>342503184
Likely means that only the wiiu owners for nintendo urgent fan base will buy it while anyone now just coming in on the nx will buy it
>>342509938
*nintendos current
How the fuck does Pachter have any fucking reputation left what so ever? He is always wrong about everything he "predicts", and his reasoning never makes any fucking sense.
How?!
>>342499604
>Patcher says NX will sell a lot
Press F to pay respects.
what if pachter is doing this on purpose
>>342501858
He's an analyst who makes guesses and the complete opposite happens of what he says.
I remember infamously he once suggested to people to buy more stock in Blockbuster since he thought Netflix wasn't gonna be around for long.
>pachter
Welp NX is DOA.
>David Scamell
>Scam all
>>342499604
>no one has even seen what the NX version looks like yetit might not even be much different from the wiiU's
>no one even knows what the NX gimmick is yet and whether or not it will be something anyone with fork over $$$ for
>"everyone is going to buy this completely unknown thing in the millions guyzz!!"
...???
>>342516467
i will
you buy nintendo consoles because you want nintendo 1st party games. everyone expects that from nintendo and thats what they get. Zelda is a killer and will drive sales, Pikmin 4 will help a bit, and theres a good chance of a Sm4sh disc with all dlc andice climbersbeing ported over for launch, i would assume and hope they learned from the wiiu and have a big line up ready for launch so the thing isnt dead on arrival.
How the fuck does Pachter still have a job?
When has he ever said anything nice about Nintendo?
>>342516903
Oh I will to, not even saying it will be bad. But the wiiU was fine and had a decent library and it still didn't sell. I just don't know what magic trick he thinks Nintendo is going to pull to make this popular among the casuals, since that's the biggest and most important audience today.
They all adopted PS4s, so I'm pretty sure they're going to get neos in the next few years. Sony even proved they don't need games for people to buy them.
>>342512329
>he is self aware his word is a curse
>>342499604
Memes aside
Patcher has been right about Nintendo's consoles as of late
He shit talked Wii U before it even showed up
Of patcher actually thinks NX will be good shit I'm looking forward to it
Having Zelda U as a launch title is going to help big time and that's not counting the others like Retro's new game and most likely Pikmin 4
>>342518261
The fact that Nintendo didn't bother showing Pikmin 4 at E3 if it was still a Wii U game basically confirms it's a NX game at this point
>Pachter
IT'S FINALLY OVER
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
>>342516903
If we get another DKC and maybe an actual Metroid I might consider getting an NX, but no way will I buy one for the worst Smash to date and Zeldawhich I doubt will be good.
>>342499604
>pachter
op is right
>>342518882
Sweet son dildos. So do you plan on fucking both of your holes at the same time while having your face fucked too?
>>342519510
Sony*
>>342499604
>doesn't even know what the NX is or how much it will cost
>thinks one game will sell ten million NXs when it isn't even exclusive to the NX
>>342499604
>a game about a effeminate faggy elf
how anyone want to play this shit
>>342520062
We heard it a million times with the Wii U.
>wait till 3D Mario
>wait till Mario Kart
>wait till Smash
Now its
>wait till Zelda
>>342506615
he's right tho
>>342518878
>Worst smash to date
I see your still mad about CEO
>>342503074
there are only like, 3 things that could ever happen in reality.
>>342520457
Nobody does that though
Shitposted made that chalk board because they were buttmad 3D World won best Next Gen game
>Pachter
oh wait
>>342520457
>wait till Zelda
Nobody ever said that
Only shitposters are, most likely because their previous Sony didn't have any games win Game of Show
The Wii U's dead and we've all accepted that but that's not stopping us from enjoying it
>>342521230
I'm mad about the single player content actually.
>butchered, garbage classic mode
>butchered target smash
>not adventure/story mode
>terrible events
I will never not be pissed. Melee and Brawl both had amazing single player content.
Rip Nintendo, we hardly knew you
>>342499604
>>342521448
Is that sarcasm?
Cause PlayStation now IS a joke
>>342518878
>Worst smash to date
Stop living in the past grandpa
Learn to adapt instead of bitching that you can't transition your skills
>>342522870
Not sales wise which is all Pachter cares about.
i agree with pachter it will sell 10million quickly and then it will stop.
>>342499604
Good
>>342499604
http://vgsales.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda
Not a single Zelda game has sold over 8mil on one console.
>>342518878
>worst Smash to date
You have Ryu, Megaman, Pac-Man, Cloud, and fucking Bayonetta in this game now.
>>342499604
Pachter kept saying that Nintendo will become much more profitable after Iwata leaves. No wonder he's trying to push that "analysis" now.
The useless old fuck is still just guessing. Fuck the leech. He gives nothing and produces nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhl5sk9i6Mk
>>342503184
he is not wrong, BoTW has been pulling lots of newer people into zelda, it's way likely they will cave in for the NX ride instead of the dead Wii U, but anyone could make such a guess
Daily reminder pachter is always right and is only hate by internet because he says he truth
Show me one thing he said that didnt litteraly happened
>>342524967
Pachter said I would get a gf.
>>342499604
Either it will flop hard, or zelda will actually sell over 100M consoles.
If nintendo cant sell the wiiu with 15-20 high quality 1st and 2nd party titles. What hope does the Nx have by merely promising those same/sequel titles. Anywhere from 6 months to years down the road.
>>342525706
Nintendo will get 3rd party support this time.
The new Zelda does look good and this coming from a PC gamer who hasn't touched consoles since SNES.
>>342501278
He was only correct in guessing it would come in third. He had revised his Wii U lifetime sales several times over the year, stopping at 20 million back in 2015.
>>342526060
Kill yourself.
>>342525903
People won't buy an nx for 3rd party titles. All the youngsters play call of duty and halo/gears of war. They will want to play with their friends on xbox.
>>342526183
It appeals to me, what can I say? The previous were typical lame console games.
>>342499604
Wasn't Patcher talking shit about the NX when Scorpio was officially announced while claiming he knew what the NX was? Did Zelda really change his mind in a day?
>>342526060
>and this coming from
when did this shit start? Nobody fucking cares and you don't need to validate your opinion like it's worth more considering your circumstances
>>342499891
I don't think he's worked there for a while now. Like well before that place went down.
>>342525903
no it won't. devs don't support platforms that don't support them. this is the end
>Legend of Zelda selling 10 million consoles
In what century? Has this ever happened before?
>>342520062
It's foolish to think someone in his position, and with his connections, doesn't know what NX is.
>>342522870
Are you talking about the service or the whole brand?
>>342524967
He said that when it was obvious to everyone but delusional fanboys - and /v/ - there was no saving Wii U.
>>342526663
v cant into sarcasm. there are 10 million wiius. hes saying the nx will just recapture the wiiu audience without doing anything new. nintendo still doesnt understand what they're doing wrong
When has Pachter ever been right?
>>342524967
>Show me one thing he said that didnt litteraly happened
cue the PC gaming video
>>342526908
I think the nx will sell less than the wiiu.
>>342526983
psp success, nintendo losing to mobile, etc. the problem with pachter is he works for wedbush. for those of you who are financially illiterate, you would never understand why he thinks the way he does. he presents his analysis in easy language because thats what he is paid to do. when hes wrong, v assumes he is stupid and cannot be right
like any analyst, he is hit or miss
Nintendo burned through all of it's IPs trying to get the wiiu to sell. The nx will flop hard.
>>342527053
I doubt it. nintendo fanboys are a dying breed but they still exist. either way, we both agree it will perform very poorly. nintendo has no understanding of their failures. they just dont get it
>>342499604
fuck I have the urge to not buy a Nintendo NX now
Also why Zelda is still a fucking thing?
>>342499604
Literal who
>>342502097
he looks like max weinberg
>>342527715
>why is this thing I don't like still around
gee, I don't know anon. maybe because others who aren't you like it.
>>342525903
ALL consoles get 3rd party support at the beginning. Whether they continue to get support depends on whether the console sells or not. Hell even the Vita had major releases at the beginning (like COD and sports titles).
>>342499604
>Pachter says NX will be a success and sell 10 mil
Pack it up friends, NX confirmed for worst disaster in video games since 1983.
>>342516903
Zelda WiiU will launch/get leaked months before the NX launches and ninty will blow their load at a dying console. Screencap this post.
>>342499604
even putting aside the fact that its Pachter
Why the fuck does he think BOTW would make the NX sell 10 fucking million
Even if it's hugely popular, at best I'd expect the game to carry maybe 3-4 million
If they dont announce that they'll have shit like FIFA with crossplatform play and exclusive Ultimate Team content and comes with Princess Peach giving out blowjobs the NX simply cant capture a sizeable market
>>342528123
I too liked my first pair of shoes
Broken clock, etc. The new Zelda is one juicy bait for the mouthbreathing western consumers who see nothing wrong with bad mechanics that remind them of their miserable jobs.
>>342501108
Analyst are fucking moron who guess like children.
Wow it's more powerful and had a bigger better screen? ITS GONNA WIN! Anyone could have looked at the Vita reveal seen that Sony made the same dumb ass mistake, though more humble at this time and seen that the Vita would fail. Shit I said this as soon as the revealed it back then, same emphasis on trying to bring console experiences to a handheld, same shit battery life, and same stupid ass memory card situation. Plus with the added bonus of having to compete with the smartphone market.
Simple thinking says, wow almost console lik graphics in the go? Pretty cool thats awesome it'll sell, don't be a dumb as shallow surface thinker.
No one is impressed with console like experiences in handhelds. This isn't the 90s or 00s anymore. The reaction is gonna be "wow I can play a better version at home with a controller that doesn't contort my fucking fingers" So why would I want to play Borderlands on a handheld?
Vita became just what the PSP became, niche. For weebs.
10 years ago you could have gotten away with the photos, movies, internet, and music in one device thing. Now everyone has a device that does that in the time between the PSP and Vita the tablet and smartphone market sprouted up. No one needs an extra device to do that, and no one needs one to and mimic and console.
>>342499604
Didn't he also say the Vita would surpass the 3DS and the Wii was doomed?
