Teacher! Anon said he pirated my game!
Anon stop pirating Todd's game, or you'll get detention!
>>342472948
>b-but I want to climb on that mountain for free
Todd
That's fucking it, class! If you dont stop pirating Todd's game, I will fucking blow us all up!
Todd memes are the best XD
>>342473129
Haha. I'm going to screencap this thread and post it on /r/4chan! How wacky! haha
>>342473129
Yeah, they are only hurting the Elder Scrolls™ name, instead we should all buy Skyrim™ Special Editon™ available this fall! That will show him!
Son, what have I told you about pirating Todd's game? He is a close friend to our family, stop stealing from him!
Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were preordering The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered Edition™? I'll let you off with a warning this time, but I'd better not see it happening again
>>342473413
PRE-ORDER MY FUCKING GAME SKYRIM™ SPECIAL EDITION™ OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND RIP YOU IN HALF!
>>342473521
Sorry sherpas are not bundled so I'm going to pirate it cause mountain climbing is a serious business
School is out, Todd
Toddposting is best posting
>>342472887
Principal! Todd's selling season passes on school grounds! He threatened me too.
>>342474579
just buy it goyim
Teacher! Todd's talking about hanging niggers again!
>>342476363
It ain't me
>>342472887
He's lying.
If there was a perk called 'Todd', what would it's bonus be /v/?
>>342477398
:..-(
>>342474210
>[Deleted]
lol what the fuck why
>>342477962
didn't pre order that post.
>>342478275
No need to get all mad, I bought your game already.From a keyseller.
>>342477805
ability to charm any living creature and leave them star struck even if the creature doesn't know who or what he is
>>342477805
Any sort of speech challenge that involves lying always succeeds.
>>342473054
Yes?!
>>342477805
Remember all of those times that, upon hearing a request for a job from an NPC, you had the option to ask for more money in increasingly-difficult speech checks? The Todd perk makes those speech checks significantly easier and also also increases the amount of extra money you manage to talk the NPC into giving you.
>>342478275
>IT'S 2016
I bought skyrim legendary edition on steam sale for a cheap buck
Is that alright?
>>342478436
When are you gonna release your games in a humble bundle? Ain't paying more than a buck.
My uncle works at Bethesda and said that Todd is making a Dishonored spin-off game that's called Dishonest
>>342478597
is it autobiographic
>>342478275
Gonna bump this thread now :^)
>>342478275
I wonder who could be behind this post
Ironic shilling is still shilling
Does Todd know about Toddposting?
>>342479196
How would he know, I don't even browse 4chan.
>>342479196
he's responsible for it
>>342477962
Disclaimer: It was a joke
I didn't even pirate his shitty game. I might pirate it after they release all the DLC and put it all together in a GOTY (LOL) edition.
>>342475219
Ah, Todd, I am glad to see you have finally embraced New Vegas. How will you be incorporating the superior storytelling and roleplaying of the West Coast games into your East Coast settings?
GET MY GAEM
>>342480380
No.
Buy MY game.
BUY, MY, GAME
I actually like these threads.
It's like a form of baneposting that's not shit
>>342473185
Screen cap me in the reply LOL !
>>342480916
>It's like a form of baneposting that's not shit
That's more true than most anons probably realize.Toddposting is similar to Baneposting in that the poster is assuming a well-known identity which is often discussed already on the board of choice, but it is more creative than Baneposting because Toddposting requires at least a little bit of creativity. Even though about 99% of Todd images are not OC, the poster still has to adapt what Todd is saying to fit with both his expression/image background and the thread's current conversation.
>>342481309
and i love it
>>342479196
If Aidan Gillen somehow learned about Baneposting then it's inevitable Todd will learn about Toddposting
>>342481309
yep, I mean just look at the amount of pictures we got from pic related.
I love all of them
>>342479196
Yes, anon, I know about it.
>implying his games are worth pirating at this point
>>342480810
NEGATIVE. INPUT INVALID. THIS UNIT HAS ALREADY PRE-ORDERED SKYRIM REMASTERED ON SEVEN OCCURRENCES.
OUTPUT QUERY: WHAT ARE THE CURRENT STATISTICS REGARDING PURCHASES CONDUCTED BY MY CURRENT READER?
>>342482231
yOU fuCkiNg tAke thaT baCk, DREAMBOY!
remember to report and ingnore, rule 3
Hey Todd. Here's one million bottlecaps! Can I have my copy of Fallout 4 + Season Pass?
>>342474385
I think the best thing about Toddposting is it doesn't try to infect every other thread for no reason.
If someone wants to find Toddposts or even do some themself, they just have to find the Toddthread and come on in.
Truly the undisputed best community on /v/.
>>342482432
US dollars only, please.
>>342482370
>DREAMBOY
Someone post it please
>>342482432
The necessary credit check in order to earn the privilege of purchasing my games is 2,000,000 caps. Please either submit to a credit check, or pre-order my game using United States Dollars.
SOMEONE FUCKING POST THAT WEBM/GIF OF THAT ORC WITH THE DICK NOW
>>342472887
Sit down todd, no one likes a tattletale.
Also my documents say that you did not make any complete games recently, so are we to believe that he pirated a game you supposedly had released in a woefully unfinished state...?
I thought not.
>>342479958
Why did this shit make me laugh so much?
>>342472887
Why the fuck do we have todd threads every single day
>>342473185
Fuck that, he should post them here.
I missed out on so many of those...
>>342472887
I did, all the DLC as well. What now Todd you biitch
Quick, post your rarest Todd!
>>342483564
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>342472887
I actually never pirated skyrim
>mfw Todd's voice
He sounds like an actual anime fan on prom night.
>>342480249
from the people that brought you mothership zeta:
Fallout: Area 51
>>342479265
wait a minute...
ALSO REMEMBER BUY IDS NEW GAME
What does it take to make Todd happy!? I've bought all of his games!
>mfw todd page used to say he was 6'1
HOW CAN ONE MAN LIE SO FUCKING MUCH
>>342481309
*teleports behind you*
i aint a meme kiddo
>>342484431
HA! If even jet fuel can't melt dank memes, then what chance does your little knife have? Behold, MY TRUE POWER!!!
>>342473129
they just werk ;^)
>>342472887
Not true Teacher! Todd is lying!
But Todd, I get get Skyrim Special Edition for free on steam because I own legendary edition
If I pirate t he legendary edition do I get the special edition for free? :^)
>>342485251
Buy Fallout 4!
>>342485438
B-b-but I already own it on PC...
I guess I'll get it for PS4 too...
I bought New Vegas.. does that count?
>>342485718
>>342485438
Is Richie there?
>>342472887
lol did you try to make the black kid look white? because you failed
>>342486448
das racist
>>342478436
Me one of dem pirated Fallout 4s in me backsack
>>342481505
>Aidan Gillen somehow learned about Baneposting
He did? Shit, what did he say?
>>342489141
>tfw Todd is actually the dreamboy
DEEPEST LORE
>>342490338
He said he is too big for this kind of stuff.
>>342472887
Devs so lazy that they only made TWO towns and you have to build your own towns now. Whats next? they just release the creation kit for FO5 and let your create your own adventure?
Every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>342490878
