WHAT THE FUCK WHY DON'T I LIVE IN THE WORLD OF THE WITCHER IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>op thinks succubi are original witcher creatures
>>342460041
That's not a cute succubus(male)
>>342462285
Witcher succubi at least won't kill you/steal your soul.
>>342460041
>>342462868
Morrigan from Darkstalkers doesn't steal souls either
>>342462868
Most don't. We'll they do end up killing the person eventually. They die with a smile though.
>>342460041
>
> Sexual acts with any other humanoid species
what a bunch fucking whores, purge them all
>>342462920
>tfw had to kill her on NG+ to make the Succubus decoction
>>342462963
but theses have hooves and horns ;)
>>342462285
How do you make that leap in logic?
>>342463171
>>342460041
>basically a description of any average man but in female form
>Monster
>>342463286
Isn't is great though? Ok maybe the hooves would be annoying but the horns <3
>>342460041
Is any women in the witcher series straight? They all seem bi at most
>>342463419
Every woman is bi.
... unless manga has lied to me. it does that sometimes.
>>342460041
>Implying you'd not die to a necrophage before you ever even meet a Succibi
>>342463686
I'd take the chance of being decimated by a hundred necrophages just to spend one night with a succubus.
>>342460041
the witcher world is an awful place to live.
would not mind succubis to be a real thing though.
>>342463824
Oh honey she will get more than a night out of you ;)
>>342463889
There are, theyre called sluts.
>>342460041
If I liked Witcher III is the downloadable content worth putting money on?
can you fuck one?
>>342463956
and even then they still wont touch you
>>342460041
No woman would fuck you even in a fictional world.
>>342464119
Yeah but if they're a monster that looks like a woman nobody will mind if you rape it.
>>342464183
How exactly would a pasty, scrawny manchild overpower even the weakest of women?
>>342464119
>they shower their affections on men as well as women, the young as well as the old, the fair and the ugly
OF COURSE SHE WILL
>>342464275
You are too far gone even for them.
>>342462285
Original succubi are supposed to only lure men to kill them, like sirens. No hot demon sex allowed. Fucking teases.
>>342460041
You'd probably die to some monster very early in your life. Witcher world is shit to live in.
>>342464383
>>342462868
That's not what a succubus was at all.
Please read up on their mythology.
>succubus/doppler mutagen never
>>342464026
The dlc for the witcher 3 is far superior to the base game
Hearts of stone has the best villain in the game, he's pretty quickly turned into one of my favorite video game villains
Blood and wine is nice, a new area that isn't a war torn shithole, some very entertaining quests, an excellent send off to the series. Main story isn't as strong as the HoS one, but it's still far better than anything ciri relatedaside from first finding her and the stuff around early game where the hint actually seems dangerous and you're doing bloody baron stuff
>not posting superior Witcher 2 succubus
>>342463137
Why didn't you kill the other Succubus on Skellige? She's also like really nice, but at least she was an actual threat to the people living there.
>no succubus sfm porn
SFM porn makers are the worst I swear
>>342460041
Do you want to fuck with demons? Have demon pussy or take the demon d in your rear?
>>342463915
but not at more than 3 minutes a night, anon can't last longer than that.
>>342465343
you do fuck a succubus in the witcher 2, the "porn" is already there
>being fucked to death
oh boy
>>342465883
Really? When was it ?
>>342463171
Fuck off Eskel you deviant.
>>342465976
You know, this theology of demons (a word that used to mean good spirit) being comic book villains only interested in evil per evil in the most stupid way is suspicious as fuck.
>>342466003
Didn' t you play the fucking game? How casual can you get?
>>342465883
>3 second scene where you barely see anything
No I want something new
>>342462285
it's the part where they fuck you to death that he wants
>>342466412
I can't be the only one who fapped to this cutscene. Also the one at the end.
>>342466253
It's actually pretty good, not like the shit scenes in the Witcher 3.
>>342466230
She was only in Iorveth's path of ch.2.
>>342466518
I fapped to the boat scenes.
>you will never nut inside moist demonic pussy as she screams in hellish, horrific ecstasy
life is a cruel mistress
>>342462819
A male succubus is called incubus.
>>342467098
>You will never have your soul literally sucked out of your dick
>>342467098
You forgot
>as the uterus tattoo on her abdomen starts to glow
>>342467291
Then its an incubus
>>342466412
tfw you will never have your qt succubus waifu inside inside your head
tfw you will never conquer all of creation with her at your side
>>342462920
I killed the bitch.
Laughed at her childish attempt to make me pity her.
>>342463419
Yennifer? Haven't read the books though.
>>342467332
>>342467098
>>342467338
Stop! Stop it!!
>>342463286
And eskel lived to tell about it, which means he must be a real beast in the sack to satisfy a succubus.
>>342467460
gotta make that decoction
>>342460041
Don't succubus drain your life away and keep you as a prisoner?
>>342468115
Just like regular women.
>>342468253
>>342460041
So literally Nymphomaniac: The Species?
They'd even fuck fugly ass mother fuckers like us?
>Not wanting to die from sex
What are you? Gay?
LITERALLY every fucking female in this game is hot as goddamn hell.
Why is this allowed?
>>342467332
>Soul
I dunno, having all your energy removed from your body isn't exactly a pleasant feeling.
And when I mean energy I mean any and all forms of energy from your body.
>>342469216
It's allowed because game designers can create what they want for their games and don't have to answer to the arbitrary morality or sensibilities of a random third party group.
>>342469216
It's the default state that women are attractive, If a woman isn't attractive something went wrong
>>342466412
Game?
>>342469216
slav magic
>>342466253
The scenes in 2 are more explicit than 3. Not sure why they toned the sex down in 3.
>>342469630
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic.
>>342462819
>a faggot and stupid
wew
>>342469142
Scary, I'd have run her throughthen apologize on our way to the hospital after she explain she just wanted to surprise me.
>>342460041
Kinda like astral demon sex
Amazing dream sex at the cost of draining your energy and leaving you lethargic
>>342468789
>not wanting to not die from sex so you can enjoy her the rest of your life
Sounds like you want maggots in your ass boy.
>>342469759
Is it good? Just started gaming on PC so I don't know many good older games.
you think she'd mind if i used her horns as handles?
>>342467261
>>342469760
>>342467001
>>342466518
I fapped toher voice
>>342469929
Very. Always remember that your boot is the strongest force in this game, and physics is a close second.
>>342469929
press f and have fun.
>>342469981
>le summer meme
Reminder that traffic doesn't increase during summer.
>>342469981
You know, at the risk of sounding like summer I have to ask. Why do people on 4chan assume that just because school is back in session people who visited over the summer will just not come back?
>>342469929
It's by the guys who made Dishonored. Very unconventional action RPG with emphasis on slamming enemies into spikes and kicking them off ledges.
>>342470121
because their parents are breathing down their back when they aren't at school to get their homework done and shit
even if traffic doesn't increase it's time-tested that summer brings out the retards
>>342470204
Makes sense. Have a Triss as thanks
>>342470348
>tfw no good Xana sfm
My dick needs it
>>342470626
She only exists in the pre-rendered bik videos. There's no model to rip.I tried.
>>342460041
Do you have rest of the bio?
>>342470728
You are actually wrong, the demon model does exist in the game.
>>342470121
Somewhat related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
>>342470728
That isn't true. They do only appear in fmv in the actual game but the models are still in the games files. I have them in gmod.
>>342471104
>>342471247
I stand corrected then.
In fact I just found them in the workshop after writing my post.
>>342471234
>It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net.history as the September that never ended.
>>342470287
I love that "magicking off the clothes" effect. They should have done it more in 3.
>>342471234
Man, that's kind of sad. The originals got kicked out of their own club.
>>342471362
MOOOOOOOOOOT!
>>342471401
Agreed on both counts
>>342467516
wanna meet that dog
>>342462819
We have been over this anon, the male one is incubus
>>342462819
I swear that bait has a 100% success rate
There is always somebody who wants to be Mr Correct
>>342460041
That's an incubus(female)
>>342470195
If I didn't like Dishonored, would I also not like Dark Messiah?
>The entire succubus (male) thing started because a japanese fag didn't know incubi were a thing
>People with their genderfluid bullshit ate it up
congrats on becoming tumblr, /v/
>>342472712
>people with their genderfluid bullshit
Or maybe it's a joke and they're having fun
>>342472664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7T9tJiw6AU
It's not a stealth game. Well not unless you play as a thief.
>>342469216
>tfw an insignificant background NPC looks better than anything Bioware/Bethesda has ever made.
>>342472664
Dark Messiah is a lot better than Dishonored on pretty much everything. It made me kind of sad that they completely removed the melee sword fighting because DM's melee combat is an absolute blast.
Play it now.
>>342467338
>>342472871
>>342473106
Looks cool. If it's on sale in a couple of hours I'll pick it up.
>>342460041
>can't even fuck a single Succubus in the game
>you will never plough a noonwraith to drive her off
>>342473106
They are bringing back the sword fighting from DM in Dishonored 2
>>342473287
Who the fuck orders stock images like these again?
>>342473752
shame they made the main character a mary sue man hating lesbian
>>342473838
they did not tho
stop eating up /v/ lies
>>342473752
Shame it's a fucking Stealth game where killing people results in "Lel you are the bad guy" ending. Boy am I glad Mask Man 1 let me kill Samuel for that shit he pulled at the end of the game.
>>342473838
You can play as Corvo
>>342460041
>not immune to diseases
>get super-clap and die
world of the witcher's only nice for witchers and mages
>>342474003
That's what he said, man hating lesbian. Corvo is trans
there are cute women in this world,too, anon.
some will even cosplay for you.
that's the ugliest succubus i ever seen
Witcher 3 is so lacking in terms of fucking
I never forgave Witcher 2 for not letting me fuck the dragon neither
>>342474286
Human form or dragon form ?
>>342460041
what's the difference between succubi and succubus?
>>342474350
Succubi is plural
>>342474350
One of them is plural
>>342471451
>>Man, that's kind of sad. The originals got kicked out of their own club.
pretty much. Look at s4s. Initially of all boards people came and it was like a good /b/. But then the rampant cancer made the good people go back to their default boards leaving the cancer behind. And now s4s is the cancer board it is. /a/ tries to hold by having strict rules about source and recs and the fact that anime is less normalfag than videogames. But even /a/ is pretty shit.
Kinda off topic, never played witcher 1 and 2,only 3 with dlcs. Just started on the books last week and really wish I had this "background info/connection" before playing 3.
Books are pretty good, Ciri kills her first guy at 13 and is in a bandit gang, spoilers :D
>>342473812
>be stock photo company
>order to take a bunch of shots of a snake charmer with snake
>once
>got everything set anyway
>make this shot
>>342460041
>>342474575
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>342474286
>shhh, kid.jpg
what gam?
>>342473812
That's clearly a joke halloween costume, and the stock photo is probably for a costume catalog or online store
>>342460041
>>342474863
>geralt: jesus this girl is used up, wish I was fucking triss as she uses magic to tighten up
>succubus: Is it in yet? taking 3 guys wasnt a good idea after all
>geralt: wonder if she gets mad if I ask if I can be bottom and think about some clues for my next case
>>342474863
Wish 3 had this art style. I get that they changed the engine but they could have tried to get it similar.
>>342475086
>>342460041
Amnesia Geralt was a real ladies' man
>>342475226
>did I leave the cat potion on the stove?
>>342474863
how come geralt looked so young in witcher 2 and looks like an old fart in witcher 3?
>>342460041
I killed the succubus in Witcher 3 since I expected to see a succubus head at the side of Roach. Its dissapointing that it was just a bloody bag like most of the trophies. Really lame
>>342475330
Whereas Post-Amnesia Geralt spends his time collecting and playing a fucking trading card game.
Makes you think.
>>342460041
>There are women like that in the real world
>But men call them sluts
>>342475330
>>342475450
probably because of the beard
>>342475330
The milk maid one with the huge ass is the best.
>>342475330
Its just because CDProjekt went full SJW after witcher 1.
>>342475330
>tfw you was 13 and fapped to these cards
>>342475330
>talk to lady of the lake in blood and wine
>can't compliment her ass or fuck her again
What a waste
should i play this game
i bought it months ago and never got past the opening scene cause i fapped
>>342469720
The Witcher 3 was their attempt to make a more "mainstream" game.
>>342475893
>you can't even fuck Vivienne the bird woman
The Wild Hunt fucks succubi while looking for Ciri :(
Also Syanna best Witcher III girl
hnnnnnnnngh
>>342476163
This elf was the hottest elf in the game and she works in a brothel. The other ones don't even come close.
>>342466139
Isn't that a daemon?
>>342476163
>>342476163
Elves are made for... ?
>>342476097
>you can't fuck the countess and her sister
What's the point of reconciling them?
>>342460041
what OP, u have no gf to make you weenie tingly?
>>342476567
>you can't fuck Anna after impressing her at that party
Geralt fucking threw paint balloons and did other pointless shit in order to fuck her
YOU CAN EITHER HAVE A SUCCUBUS OR VIDEO GAMES
WHICH DO YOU PICK!?
>>342476163
>>342476362
Where is she located?
>>342476795
Why would I pick anything other than video games?
>>342476795
Video games, just gonna wait for VR succubus porn
>>342476441
Cum
All of them are made to be fucked and filled upEspecially the males
>>342476795
video games. I'm not into bestiality.
>>342476859
Passiflora in Novigrad
>>342476567
you can fuck the sister but she only deserves the sword
>>342476795
Can succubus use her powers to steal money for me?
Can I still watch videogames on youtube for the story?
>>342476795
A Succubus(male)
Why does your hair work like this with the bear armor? fucking crime
Also, it's my game bugged or there is only two Witcher crossbows?
>>342464485
It is but monsters are on the decline in the non vidya canon
>>342469216
>console
>>342474575
Has he made a terrible mistake?
>>342477129
The bows are absolute shit and no one uses them so they only bothered with two. Doesn't even make sense anyway, aren't those sets schematics old as fuck and the xbows a newer invention?
>>342477282
then so are succubi
>>342474286
Anna Henrietta was slutty during the whole expansion, unfortunately she turned into a bitch, I wished I had killed her myself
>>342476936
Gross
>>342475612
where is she?
>>342477780
Brothel near the port in Beauclair.
>>342477602
I care little about how effective they are, I just find it weird that there is only for two sets since there is a bonus from having them
>>342477602
The bonuses from the crossbows also apply to your swords.
>>342477127
A noose(hang yourself)
>>342475330
jesus fucking christ that third card
>>342460041
You'd be a basement dwelling virgin there too
>>342475695
>>342477925
Good taste
>>342477129
I LOVE GIRLS WITH HORNS!
>>342477129
hair works differently depending on whether you handle hairworks or not
>>342478347
>>342460041
two words
succubi
aids
>>342475612
Where is this part from?
>>342478151
hnnng...
>>342478537
Source?
>>342478742
elenasamko.deviantart.com
>>342478742
>>342478576
You'll die of too much sex before you die of AIDS
>>342478576
>not just being a witcher so you don't have to worry about this
>>342478871
not sure how to feel about this
>>342478973
>>342479305
Delete this filth.
>>342478537
>>342478973
I would pay top dollar to fuck her in these costumes
>mfw the ride is over.
>>342475559
Kek
I love it
>>342479305
Geralt with a girl body? Count me in.
>>342479582
>spent his youth at a castle reading books and learning stuff
>even knows alchemy and shit
>"please help a vampire is tormenting our village"
>well actually *adjusts sunglasses* it just a lesser vampire
>plays card games all day
What a nerd
>>342479305
>>342479789
>ywn fuck Geraltina
Why even live
What's the chick with the biggest ass in Witcher?
>>342480305Crones, Yen or the White Orchard herbalist probably.
>>342478973
>>342460041
Human pussy or goat pussy?
>>342480463
Human.
>>342480463
Fur goes up to the waist so I'd guess goat.
>>342480009
>ywn get dominated by Yen
prepare the noose
>>342470195
>Very unconventional action RPG
It is simply not an RPG neither action nor anything else.
If DM is an RPG then so is fucking CoD or BF.
>>342479835
>thank you for saving our land, how many fiefdoms would you like as payment?
>do you have any gwent cards?
>uhh, well, yes
>i'll take those
>>342480661
cucked by yen then she forces you to eat her out afterward
>>342480661
>femdom
>>342463321
that kid is gay
>>342480009
Who is this?
I want her to save my filthy peasant ass from some drowners
>>342467098
I asked my GF to recite Beoulf while we were fucking to fantasize she's doing some invocation
>>342462868
Really? Shit I murdered the one in Novigrad.
>>342464827
>Hearts of stone has the best villain in the game, he's pretty quickly turned into one of my favorite video game villains
He was inspired by a good character too. Walter O'dimm.
>>342460041
Is it even possible to rape a succubus? Assuming you could somehow overpower one with magic or tie her up with silver chains, would she fight or not care at all?
>>342480879
>love
fixed
>>342481574
She would probably make her pussy a super powered soul vacuum
>>342460041
OK assuming you faggots get a Succubus as a GF/fuckbuddy/FWB, would you be able to last it EVERY single mother fucking day?
Once a week you can have a rest day and let her masturbate in your presence to satiate her succubus lust by 50%, then you start again the next day.I have a boner now.
>>342481890
Depends on how shitty you feel by getting your soul drained
>>342481890
Dude... you need a girlfriend
>>342481990
>implying having a girlfriend means you're having sex everyday
Fuck off
>>342481890
Sure, even 2-3 times a day.
>>342481890
Hell no, I had a psycho nymphomaniac ex who destroyed my dick by constant fucking. My dick was bruised and bleeding and my nuts were sore and empty all the time. She even tried to rape me while I was sleeping.
It's fun for the first week but a nightmare after that.
>>342482418
low test desu
>>342482679
Tell that to my scar tissue filled penis string senpai
>>342481890
>succubus
>not having potions/spells to rejuvenate you so you can keep providing that D
Is she retarded, or worse, poor?
>>342482925
My potions are too strong for you, traveler.
>>342483047
>>342481348
You did good, the bitch didn't even give a reward succ for sparing her.
>>342483803
I think you'd die of boredom. The rest of your life spent fucking the same woman who while eternally beautiful and with a cunt like a fucking vice she will never be truly different. You'll never have to want for sex but you'll never get to experience truly new experiences after the first year or so.
Now if you move outside of the Witcher universe and into other fantasy where a succubus can change their form to suit a man's needs as they so choose than you're in the fucking money there.
>>342483047
Prove it.
>>342483907
I cant get into that; I am too much of a leg kind of guy.
>>342481890
Depends whether or not they have periods. When I lived with my mega slutty girlfriend we fucked at least 3 times a day and after the first couple of months it just became routine and wasn't as exciting. It was a blessing when she had her period because it gave my dick a week to recover and made me actually want to have sex again.
If not it would be torture. Constant sex kills the enjoyment of it.
>>342475179
Witcher 2 seems to be the most orthodox of the 3 art style and atmosphere wise. Witcher 3 is in a lot of ways more closer to the first game despite the graphics.
>>342467098
delete this
>>342484291
>not stirring her red seas
Sodomite desu
>>342483047
Potion seller, listen to me, I want only your strongest potions.
>>342484902
Only viable in the shower senpai unless you want blood and period smell all over your room for days.
>>342484291
>>342482418
I think you were mismatched, libido wise. My ex and I would have sex because the sun came up.
