>be me
>27 years old
>tonight, 12:00 AM, officially my birthday
>depressed
>don't think anyone will text me or anything
>remembers about mgs 5 phantom pain motherbase birthday easter egg
>turn on ps4, start phantom pain
>go to motherbase, cutscene shows that the place is on fire, miller screams about how you let this happen
>disheartened, i call a chopper, and try again
>cutscene, d-dog standing on the helipad, attacks me
>miller screams at me for not being there enough
>wanting just one thing to acknowledge my birthday, i try one more time
>no cutscene, have to endure the helicopter ride back
>mrw
>>342441434
Happy Birthday.
You imbecile.
>27 years old
>Still cares about birthdays
>>342441554
hey thanks, roy!
Happy Birthday bro
here, have a tiny snek
>caring about birthdays after 21
It only goes downhill after 27, m8. So harden the fuck up
>>342441434
>cutscene shows that the place is on fire, miller screams about how you let this happen
>cutscene, d-dog standing on the helipad, attacks me
E-Excuse me?
>>342441434
>be me
shoot yourself. obviously no one will miss you.`
>>342441434
>>depressed
Check youtube, there are so many great videos and teachers that can help you free yourself from the bullshit you endure for no reason.
But remember it only works if you want to stop living like a worthless shit which you ARE NOT
>>342441434
Happy Birthday Boss.
>>342441434
Happy birthday, you faggot.
Go have a stiff drink, forget your troubles for a bit, and indulge in the video games.
>>342443417
>caring about birthdays after like 15
Why?
>>342443417
>after 21
Here in the civilized world it's 18.
>haven't played MGSV since October, didn't finish
>Starting to get in the mood to play again
>See this thread
>>342444853
Same
>>342441434
you sure your system actually has your birthday logged right, or maybe your account itself isnt accurate
>>342441434
i would throw you a gift but there is no way for me to tell if its actually you or not...but happy birthday man. i understand how you feel
don't let these meanies get to you
happy birthday and keep truckin' fella
god bless
>>342441434
>mrw
Fuck off and have a shitty birthday.
I turn 27 in August, I'm sure I'll experience similar feels soon.Such as the fact that I'm still a virgin ;_;Happy Birthday anyway!
>>342445319
how in the fuck are you still a virgin at 27?
I'm a fat ugly neckbeard and I can still find the occasional girl who will fuck me. Granted, they're not the creme de la creme, but they're not unfuckable either and I get the occasional qt
>>342445734
How? Explain to me.
>>342441434
Happy birthday man! Hang in there brother
>>342445818
Im not that user but. Confidence.
Unless he has a fat dick or loads of cash.
>>342441434
why care about anything but what your mom and her husband have to say to you on your birthday?
>>342445818
he's lying on the internet. good enough explanation?
>>342441434
Happy birthday, man.
is it me or is there a guy who just turned 27 on /v/ every day of the week
Can everyone shut the fuck up about his birthday for a second
DOES ALL THAT SHIT actually happen when you don't play for awhile?
>>342446075
27 club anon
>>342444521
Free shit.
>>342446025
>lying on the internet
You know it's much more of a statistical anomaly to be a virgin in your twenties than to not be one, right?
>>342446075
I turned 27 on the 16th.
>>342445990
Well, I have none of those. Unemployed for years, living at home. Nothing I've tried in the job search has gotten me so much as even a call back or interview, let alone hired. I'm about ready to end it honestly. Never going to get hired, never going to get laid. I'm completely fucking broken.
>>342444042
Any channel suggestions? Asmr helps me relax sometimes but I'm always out for more
>>342441434
>go to motherbase, cutscene shows that the place is on fire, miller screams about how you let this happen
>disheartened, i call a chopper, and try again
>cutscene, d-dog standing on the helipad, attacks me
>miller screams at me for not being there enough
How does one get this scene? please tell me it doesnt happen because you haven't played in a awhile.I'm sorry Miller, i had college.
Happy Birthday, nigger.
What's your PSN so I can invade your FOB?but really so I can friend you and defend it
>>342443417
>21
You should've stopped giving a fuck when you were 7.
>>342441434
Happy Birthday anon.
>>342441434
Boss, Happy birthday.
what day is today
it's OP FAGGOT's birthday
>>342446525
>but really so I can friend you and defend it
daaaaawwwww
Also just turned 27 the 2nd of this month. Also a fat awkward neckbeard that manages to get rare pussy. My trick is looking for desperate girls on dating sites. My fetish is hairy chicks so I just look for the ones who seem like they let themselves go. If you're really willing to dip into degenerates the best chick I had actually had a great body cause she was an ex druggie. Broke off with her after she relapsed and started smoking crack. /Blog post.
Do you guys actually have any video games you are looking forward to nowadays or are you still banking on something that gives you the feeling that you used to get when playing stuff?
>>342446525
>Implying you were saying you were gonna invade but actually defend it in order to actually invade it anyway
your triple bluff fools no one!
>>342441434
Happy Birthday. Enjoy it.
Well happy birthday.
>>342441434
Happy birthday anon
>>342441434
>turned 28 today
>got birthday texts a bit after midnight
>on week long paid vacation
>bought Disgaea 5 and having fun
>having a party to play drunk vidya and shit with friends Friday
So far so good. :^) But Happy Birthday to you too my nigger!
>>342447128
I don't think you can even invade based on a search by name.
It just gives you a list of people with similar skill/progress.
>>342445319
Try being a 34 yo vrigin anon ;_; That feelio is the worst!
ARE WE ALL JUST AVOIDING THE FACT MOTHER BASE GETS FUCKED?
>>342447123
>fat neckbeard
>hairy degenerate fetish
>just turned 27
>just
>it's the fucking 23rd
You sicken me.
Happy birthday, buddy.
>>342446629
Sorry pal, did they not celebrate yours this year?
>>342445734
Don't listen, you're 3 years off from becoming a wizard. A path not many are willing to take, I'm proud of you anon.
I'm sad all the threads from right after release are gone
Man fuck this man's birthday. IS MY BASE ALRIGHT? DOES DD STILL LOVE ME?
>be me
(seriously?)
Otherwise, Happy birthday Anon! You're doing killer work, keep it up.
(Pardon the sloppiness, had to get it done before the thread died)
>be me
Why don't you go look for pity on Reddit, you huge faggot?
>>342447605
that's pretty funny because it implies anon is 8 years old and thus under the age limit to post here
Holy shit, just turn on the game and try it out yourselves.
wait is this a real thing holy shit
>>342447486
Jesus anon, I'm so sorry
>be me
GET OUTTA HERE
>MGSV hasn't even been out for 1 year
>already forgotten
>>342446165
A few things do.
If you haven't played for a while and return to MB, DD will jump you and lick Snake all happy like.
If you left your base morale in the shitter and come back to it, a couple negative scenes happen, like fighting among the soldiers. Given that FOB shit where other players can steal all of your soldiers and shit even when you're not looking, it's possible to come back to such a thing after not playing for a long time.
>>342441434
>go to motherbase, cutscene shows that the place is on fire, miller screams about how you let this happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEcsohMKOe0
btw none of this can happen
>>342447634
They were alright. A lot of shitposting about the story.
god just be happy you faggot. you know how annoying it is when every fag you havent talked to in years texts you on your birthday? Or even worse some asshole tricks you into some surprise party. You dont have to worry about some horny gook forcing you to receive 3 blow jobs cause its your birthday. shits annoying. I rather be alone.
It's my birthday too and the only acknowledgement I got was my obese bro neighbor getting me a grocery sack full of frozen jalapeno poppers. Thank you fat black man that barbeques like it'll cure cancer
>>342448496
>>342443720
Fob attack and dd tackling you to lick your face i assume
>>342441434
HAHAHAHA
>>342448496
>people who want to be alone have social lives
>people who are lonely, dont have social lives
Why does god let this happen?
>>342448729
It's causal. People with active social lives generally want to be left alone because they're tired of always being social. People without wish they had people around because they're sick of always being alone. Opposite extremes.
>>342441434
wew its my birthday too anon
>>342448886
>>342448729
>tfw borderline neet and still kinda feel like the tired extrovert
>>342448886
This guy knows it.
>tfw you're stuck in the endless cycle
>>342448092
>Implying I can forget
Every night I can feel the phantom pain
And it's my birthday too.
>>342442794
Unless he dies this year.
>>342448496
>You dont have to worry about some horny gook forcing you to receive 3 blow jobs cause its your birthday
What? People do this to others for their birthdays?
>>342448496
What does a blowjob feel like? It's my favorite part in porn and I've never even had one ;_;
>>342441434
Happy birthday anon!
>recently turned 18
>have a gf
>relatively good looking
>though, I'm not good at anything
>anything I think of, I'm just mediocre at
>I spend all my time playing video games
>feel super stressed about college
>have no idea what I want to do or even if I would be good at anything
>just been playing REmake, always having Jill walk to watch the boob jiggle
>feel depressed about everything I think of, don't know what to do at all
>>342449309
it was my ex. i told her i just want to stay home and play video games for my birthday. She threw me a surprise party at some shitty bar with all our co-workers i hated. before we left she wouldnt stop sucking my dick even though all I wanted to do was chill the fuck out.
>>342449725
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
>>342449679
go to college and figure it out dingus
no one there has any fucking clue what they'll do
>>342449725
>too beta to get drunk with some people and get your dick sucked by your horny slut gf
summer /v/
>>342447371
DELETE THIS!!
>>342450027
But everyone I talk to says they know. Everyone I know is good at something, I just know a lot about games, and game related jobs are no way to make money. I spend way too much time thinking about this stuff.
>>342449968
normieee? please. just because i can trick girls into thinking im fun to be around doesnt mean im a normieeeee REEEEEEEEE. Woman are stupid and easy to manipulate. All you have to do is pretend to be fun to be around and you can push your dick into some white cock hungry viet girl to.
>>342450257
better you thinking about it than fucking off the time with drugs and bullshit.
Try different things out and see what clikcs
>>342450134
that doesnt sound very beta
>>342450027
Not to discourage him or anyone from going to college, I think it's worthwhile and a good experience, but even with my degree my life is fucked. Been unemployed for like 3 fucking years since graduating because all any employer wants is experience that you can't get without first being hired. Never even got laid despite all the partying I did so I get to die a virgin. College doesn't seem to give you much nowadays unless you're in the medical field.
>>342450351
I will, and fuck drugs, rather spend money on other things. I smoked weed once and it just made my stomach hurt. But yeah, I have been trying different things, hopefully I can find something.
>>342449523
If it's done well, better than sex imo. And at the same time, it's like getting your life energy sucked out of you through your cock.
I think we're drifting away from the subject of vidya though.
>>342447486
At that point you might as well just get a hooker
>>342450546
Volunteer at places that relate to your job, that counts as experience.
>>342450659
why would he do that? he's already a supreme wizard
>>342441434
>be me
>mrw
>>342450301
>tfw you know this is true and it feels bad to do it
monkmode t b h
wait mother base on fire on mgsv?
what?
>>342450301
I can't even manage do that...
>>342444853
I put like 180+ hours to MGSV during September and October of last year, and somehow I want to start it again. It was a wild ride
Why don't you all fuck off to >>>/r9k/ ??
>>342450546
This is an issue most people run into because no one teaches them what the entire point to a university is.
People don't try to get into good universities so they can wag their dicks around. Good universities have important people in various fields working there.
You are in the university for about 4 years. Get a fucking internship with these important people before you graduate so you can have experience and a high quality recommendation.
If you're an idort then buy yourself something in the steam sale in about 10.5 hours.
>>342451290
Wish I'd known that years ago.
>>342449679
Nice blog faggot.
>>342451025
you probably can you're just comfortable with telling yourself that. I dont/didnt wanna pretend to be fun either.
>>342442794
>humans live 100 years meme
My favorite.
Honestly, I stopped caring about birthdays when I was 10. Only 18th bday meant something after that.
Why would you celebrate something which took no effort? "Good job staying alive another year"?
Celebrate achievements instead
>>342451868
>Only 18th bday meant something after that
>Why would you celebrate something which took no effort?
There is a contradiction in your post.
>>342449679
Are you me? Minus the GF part I'm in that exact situation.
>>342450546
>Want to go to law school to be a lawyer or something in that area
>Parents tell me it's going to be stupid expensive
>Terrified it's gonna end up going to waste
I feel like I'm gonna end up exactly like that soon.
>>342452287
Well, I didn't go for law (I have a B.S. in Archaeology), but your parents aren't wrong about how much that will cost. Your prospects upon graduating with a law degree will probably be decent though, better than most fields outside engineering and medicine at least, so I'd say go for it if it's what you want (and can afford to)
>>342441434
>tonight, 12:00 AM, officially my birthday
>depressed
>don't think anyone will text me or anything
Why should they? Did you go out of your way to make friends and do the same for them? If you think you deserve that kind of affection without giving something first then you're hopeless. Especially if you're 27 years old.
>>342452848
Generally these things just come naturally to people with no effort involved.
>>342453032
I'm the same age as OP but it boggles my mind when he doesn't grasp how the world works? How sheltered can one be?
>>342445319
26 and virgin here
being gay sucks
>>342453741
How the fuck? I thought it was supposed to be super easy for gay guys to get laid?
>>342453970
not when you don't want to do it with a random guy
>>342445319
Are you me?
>>342454172
So it would seem
>>342443237
Woah what a tiny snek
>>342441434
wait, your base can get set on fire?
>Had birthday two days ago
>No one in my family even realized
>>342441434
Wow my birthday is today too and I am also 27.
>>342446352
I will let you in on a secret.
To get hired you need to go directly to the manager in charge of hiring and make yourself look presentable.
Give him an application or a resume.
Keep going back and asking for a job.
Do this enough times with enough hiring managers and one of them will pick you.
Start at the bottom with fast food jobs since they have the highest chance for an opening slot.
>>342454625
>mfw my 21st was wake up, go out for breakfast with my mum, then take my dog for a walk.
>3 years ago it would have been hype as fuark piss up with heaps of people coming round or filling the tavern up and drinking all night
>now i have like 2 friends who i talk with semi regularly and fuck all money to go out with
>be me
>>>/9gag/
>23
>Jobless
>One of the things i enjoy are vidya
>Not having a job means i can't play most of the vidya i find fun
Been looking for a job for 3 years and i havent got past interviews.
Jobs that requires you to lift things and shit like that don't hire me because i'm a manlet who looks like he can't lift a cardboard box
Jobs that don't require that shit require experience of a degree just to use fucking excel all day.
Fuck this, i can't get past the teenage stage of life, how do normies even do it?
>>342445319
>be 32 virgin
>say fuk it and ask my friend for hooker call
>hired one hot chick
>turn out that entire place is for domina prostitute
>already got tied up when i learn about that
>"well, this could be exciting"
>got pegged
>some flash kiss with no tongue before she left
>still virgin.
FUCK YOU MYRON AND YOUR NAME SOUND LIKE FUKING MORON.
