/v/, I've been hearing some disturbing stuff from you guys lately. Have you really been making a mockery out of me and my games? You call it "Toddposting?" I hope what I heard was wrong. And Skyrim™ Remastered! Are none of you going to be pre-ordering it? That isn't cool you guys. I don't ask a lot of you, ya know.
Todd Souls: Prepare to Lie edition.
>>342440136
No meming here Todd. Nothing to worry about.
>>342440136
> I don't ask a lot of you
Except to buy the Fallout 4 season pass.
>>342440408
Anon, that wasn't a request, it was an order.
What's your favorite FalloutNVmod Todd?
>>342440195
I pirated fallout
>tfw you make great games
>tfw you're a creative visionary
>tfw you're one of the greatest innovators in your field
>tfw you're tall, smart, and attractive and overcame merciless bullying to get where you are today
>tfw you give generous discounts on mods
>tfw you put tons of interesting and engaging content into your reasonably-priced DLCs
>tfw /v/ is mean to you and pirates your masterpieces anyway
I don't *sniff* understand... w-what did I *sobs* ever... even... d-do to you? E-except... give you great... *wipes tears* great games to play...
>>342440136
How come New Vegas was better than 4 and 3?
>>342442513
I hope you're happy, /v/. You made Todd cry again.
Cheer up, Todd... they all bought your games even if they try to act tough.
>>342440195
>there are people on this board who don't own a copy of Fallout 4™ on every console
![1466190654356[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9rYv0eE.png "1466190654356[1].png")
Woe is me! Back in jail again. But what's clocking with you, "anon"? Say, could you help a "Nigga" out? Just preorder my game by LEGAL means. You wouldn't want to end up in here too, would you? Ha! I'll tell you what, if you preorder my game with all DLC, I'll introduce you some of my melanin relatives, and get you settled down with a good woman. Ha! Well, you know where to find me.
>>342442773
>melanin relatives
>>342442650
You have to be over 1.8 meters tall to post here, Todd.
>>342441936
Where's the other version of this image
>>342443949
The Todd version?
>>342443885
DELETE THIS
I AM 6'2
>>342443949
>>342442615
T-thanks anon. Could you buy a few of my games to cheer me up ?
Guys, I figured out a great trick to get around Todd's lock down of the good Fallout game. Just mess with the hue setting when he's coming by and he'll never know.
someone needs to edit todd's face over PC principal shaking with rage
>>342440136
Do todd give good head?
>>342445004
Only if you preorder it.
>>342445004
Step this way and find out Anon
>>342440136
Zelda lets you climb mountains, Todd... Why doesn't bethesda have the technology for that yet?
>>342445697
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING WHORE
YOU CAN TOTALLY DO THAT
IT JUST WORKS
>>342440195
If that's OC I'd slap your name on it because that's pretty fucking funny
>>342445968
Nah that shit's cancer. I did come up with that a few days ago but not going to put my name to it.
God im hoping one of these todd posters has been todd himself and we would just never know
>>342445697
>climb
>>342445004
Todd head give satsifaction. Extreme evacuation! Take care not to pregnant.
-China
>>342442569
because obsidian
>>342446083
Ha ha, that would be totally epic bro! If I found out Todd was here, I would definitely go pre-order.
>>342442569
You're an obsidrone
>>342446083
A Bethesda employee posted here like two weeks after the first FO4 dlc released, saying he showed Todd one of these threads. Apparently he didn't understand what all was going on but thought it was funny people were making all sorts of pictures of him, but of note that he did actually get visibly annoyed when someone was talking about New Vegas.
Either way they guy posted proof of him being a Bethesda employee at least.
[Terrifying Presence ]You'll had better knock this shit off. Pre-order Skyrim Remastered or get lost.
>>342440136
piss off cunt
>>342446394
I think I'll get lost Todd. You lost this sale.
>>342440195
/r/ing this in a edit
>>342446394
Todd, why are you using a NV Perk?
Teacher, teacher, anon is pirating Skyrim Remastered!
does anyone have the bioshock image 'wait a minute, that card'?
We need to shop todds face on the bells and write on the card 'don't believe his lies'
>>342446465
[Barter 75] Whoa now Anon, just remember that if you already own Skyrim, remastered is free!
>>342446563
What he is going to do about it anyway? :^)
>>342446375
oh really, i can understand him being confused since he probably has a normal life.
>>342440195
First post best post.
>>342446619
[Intelligence] I pirated it.
>>342444571
Why is the All American so fucking bad?
>>342446663
We're going to have a talk in the hallway, right now young man.
OH! H-hey guys! I was just... just counting all the Skyrim Remastered pre-orders. It's not lookin' so hot... I don't know what's gonna happen. I... I don't want to go another night without a meal... Won't you be so kind as to p-preorder my game? I-it'd really help me out. Heh...
i have 50$ in my pocket /v/, what should I spend it on?
>>342446821
So how do you mountains look this time around Todd?
Climbable?
>>342446821
You'll live. Surely you still have some money left over from those Fallout 4 pre-orders.
>>342446790
Im not coming with you! Take this!
>>342440195
>>342446663
Shoot you and fuck your mother
Honestly, it's the best /v/ meme in like 5 fucking years
Where's little kid Todd?
>>342446736
[Attack] Okay, I see you're choosing the hard way.
>>342446950
GREAT! I-I mean... they're great. Easily climbable, with or without the aid of a horse. I swear! Just... please, buy my game. I'm... please.
>>342440195
DELETE THIS!!!!
>>342446934
Why, Skyrim Legendary Edition, of course!
That way, you can get my- I mean Bethesda's sick new remaster for FREE!
>>342447290
I'm considering it.
Tell me about some other great new things.
>>342447029
can you even hold a gun if you are so fucking small, or even fuck anyone with your toothpick sized pecker
>>342447290
I don't believe you. I'm going to go see Blizzardand getOverwatchinstead!
>>342442650
Butt Todd! I only own PC
>>342447485
Whoa Todd, you need some help man?
>>342447584
I'll show you a 'butt' todd. just let me in.
I am new to Fallout games, should I start with 1 or just skip and get NV since it seemed like the best fallout according to /v/
>>342447474
Quit pestering the boy, son. Just preorder his game and move on. There's no need to cause a scene. Also buy Fallout 4 and it's DLC. It should be against the LAW to miss out on such a steal!
>>342447535
DON'T YOU DARE
TRY AN ACTUALLY GOOD MULTIPLAYER GAME INSTEAD, LIKE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE
>>342440136
One of these days. Todd will post on /v/ with a timestamp and it'll be glorious. Until that day, we'll have to Toddpost
>>342447428
Thanks anon but I'm not feeling it. Maybe I'll end buying Overwatch.
>>342447428
That sounds gr- wait, do I know you?
>>342447851
Are you implying that we won't Toddpost on that day and afterwards?
![Genesis_of_Aquarion_-_02_[3xR][Blu-ray.720p.H264.FLAC.AC3]v2_[F0E10996].mkv_snapshot_21.36_[2014.06.01_01.56.43].png](https://i.imgur.com/lue2N3b.jpg "Genesis_of_Aquarion_-_02_[3xR][Blu-ray.720p.H264.FLAC.AC3]v2_[F0E10996].mkv_snapshot_21.36_[2014.06.01_01.56.43].png")
>>342440195
T-This euphoria, could it be/
>>342447776
Whoa now, I'm not trying to cause any trouble Tod- Officer.
Think I'll go pirate Skyrim and fallout 4 twice now.
>>342447645
Fuck off, he's not that tall.
>>342447765
Why not try 3 or 4? They're superb RPG experiences!
>>342447780
did todd even work on ESO?
>>342440136
Where did Todd posting come from?
>>342447851
How do you know he's not already here?
>>342448016
Definitely not pic related. Just trust me and buy m-his game!
>>342447948pleasedon't do this to me
Hey guys, should I buy Overwatch or Preorder Skyrim Remastered?
Hey anons, anyone up for a little late night fun? I'll be playing Fallout 4 and I'd LOVE to chat. Just download Fallout 4 and we can start chatting immediately. Did I mention I'm single? Did I mention I'mready to mingle?
>>342447645
Does anybody have the webm where they asked him to move? Forgot to save that one
Do you have a moment, /v/?
But Todd, why would I preorder Skyrim:RE when I'm already getting it for free? Did you already forget the deal you made for Steam users?
>>342448140
Only if you have a feminine penis
>>342448016
It was spawned by defamatory subversives and Obsidian shills who hate preorders, DLCs, and paid mods- you know, everything good about the gaming industry. We're working with our lawyers to put a stop to this mess, but until then, remember to sage and report all threads defaming the impeccable character of based Todd!
>>342447957
Best one besides handsome toddjust kidding, todd is always handsome
>>342448016
todd brilliantly shilling his games by making himself into a meme
>>342440136
>no SKSE approximately for a few weeks
>every big mod that required SKSE is hurt by this
>potentially no SkyUI ever
>shitty fallout 4-esque oversaturation
>haven't even shown a single living creature in the trailer which means they'll look even worse than the embarrassing NPC models in fallout 4
>>342448120
Kinda looks like Elliot Rodger.
>>342446136
Yes. you can scale rocks, bosses, trees, walls, et. c. in the new Zelda
>>342447197
I hope you're ready for a grenade machine gun.
What's objectively the funniest Toddposting image?
ONII-CHAN! BUY MY GEIMUS AND SEASON PASSUES
SO MANY GREAT GAMES ON STEAM THIS SALE. BUY THEM NOW SO YOU AVOID THE RUSH~
>>342448342
>tfw Dick Smith is going out of business
>>342440136
Post YFW this is the real Todd posting
>>342448993
>tfw my old PC wasn't enough to handle fallout 4 which was evident in like an hour of playtime
>I actually wanted to refund because of it
>ended up not doing it because lol new game new content gotta get my dose of antidepressants
>struggled through the lagging game until buying a new PC
fucking kill me
Not only am I stuck with this shitstain in my library, I also gave Bethesda my money
>>342440136
Of course people are making jokes about you. You are a joke. You should strive to become more like me, a true visionary!
Now, would you kindly preorder Skyrim™ Remastered?
>>342444103
>I am taller than Joost
>A dutch girl
>Despite being a manlet
YES
>>342449534
>Preorder
But todd sama, you're giving it to me for free for buying Skyrim and all its DLC at full price!
H-hey g-guys...CCOUUGH...How's i going? I'm hoping you guys l-l-lov---COUGH...loved FO4 and and plan on preordering The Elder Scrolls ™:Skyrim™ Special Edition Remaster... the money that WWWHHEEEZZEE t-the money that comes from the preorders directly help me in providing money for neural cancer research and hopeful c-c-COUGH.... curing me of this disease.
Thanks to you all who have contributed...
>>342449962
Doesn't Zenimax get a large cut of it, Todd?
>>>>>Preorder
>>342449962
is this radiation todd or JUST todd?
>>342450325
I mean, technically the money does go to them AND THEN we give to the cancer research.
Trust me, anon. WOULD I LIE ABOUT CANCER? Thatwould be low of me...ahhem COUGH please help my cause. I want to look young and healthy as I usee to be like in this picture
>>342450463
It's radiation cancer.
>>342450765
To be honest you look like an average healthy person in one of your games, just without the hair. But hair grows back.
>>342450890
Bruh, like bruh, he's totally sick. Come one help m--help him out and preorder The Elder Scrolls ™:Skyrim™ Special Edition Remaster. Just do it, be a better person and help fight for a cause. Like bruh totally dude
>>342446790
glad someone used my TODD
>>342451076
Oh shit, I'm sorry, that was rude of me. I'm gonna pirate it first to see if my toaster can run it, OK?
toddposting is my favorite thing
anon. you came into this thread knowing what would happen. now take responsibility.
Here's a rare Todd I made 2 days ago. Hope you like it bros.
>>342449962
I sincerely hope you die a slow and painful death, Todd
>>342451191
SLOW DOWN THERE HUMAN BLEEP BLORP
I AM DRAWOH DODT FROM THE PLANET BETHESDRONE PERSILIE H8.
I AM HE TO WARN YOU THAT PIRATING VIDEO GAMES IS CAUSE A RIP IN SPACE AND TIME, IF YOU DO PIRATE THE GAME ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE WILL CEASE TO EXISTS BLEEP BLORP.
RECONSIDER AND JUST PRE-ORDER The Elder Scrolls ™:Skyrim™ Special Edition Remaster TO PROTECT THE UNIVERSE FROM DESTRUCTION
>>342448223
This is too far
>>342451472
Just try and stop me.
>2016
>Not preording The Elder Scrolls ™:Skyrim™ Special Edition Remaster
>>342440136
>Skyrim™ Remastered
>pre-ordering
>Not already owning Skyrim + DLC to get the "Remastered" version for free.
>>342451731
>not buying it again
Are you sort of baka gaijin?
Do you think Todd is aware of Toddposting?
>>342451358
Now wait a darn second, my negro brethren! This Flava-man you are dissing is feeling sick as a bitch with some of those preorder blues. Wouldn't it be holla cool and tight-ass if you were to do the jive thing and preorder that sweet, sweet, Skyrim: Remastered? Don't be a hater, my negroidian gorilla brothe- I mean, BLACK man!
>>342451317
Simbly ebin
>>342451958
Absolutely not, he is too wealthy, ha dsome and sociable to waste his time like this. The man is is six feet 2 inches, he sout banging bitches and getting paid
>>342440195
o oh ho ho ho
>>342440195
>>342452387
You don't have to lie. Todd isn't much taller than the image you posted.
>>342452407
better pic anon
>it only just clicked that I should read these in Todd's voice
>they're even funnier now
>>342440195
I don't jump on reply bandwagons but this is pretty good
ToddPosting is one of the the best things on /v/ right now.
Just show me THREE other threads TODAY that are as entertaining as this one.
>todd, sheev and baneposting are the only things that bring true joy to /v/
what a time to be alive
>>342446375
Why was Todd annoyed about new Vegas? Does he actually hate it?
>>342440195
hi leddit and tumblr xD
>>342453272
There was a Fallout 4™ and Fallout 4™ Season Pass™ thread earlier today. You missed it, but you can still buy Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season Pass™ to live all the great moments they were talking about.
>>342444392
Oh, uh, nah I'm actually waiting for the new Dark Souls 3 DLC to drop... heh, heh.
>>342448993
topkek
>>342453471
>two are /tv/ memes
Sheev and baneposting are fucking retard.
Toddposting is prime beef, the other 2 are bull shit and cow piss
>>342451076
looks like a guy I work with who is also named Todd
[STRENGTH] GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD RIGHT NOW
>>342453986
Croikey, m8. Ohm pretteh shirr he's not who ya thinkin ov. 'At just looks loik some regelar guy, nuffin t'worreh bout.
Say, y'want to pre-order the new Skyrim for me?
I'd do it meself, but Australian taxes, amirite? CROIKEY
Anyways, I needtcha to pre-order 10 copies, for me and me friends, we'll pay you back with interests m8
>>342454261
I left that in my other other pants, why?
>>342453978
How dare you say that about Baneposting.
>>342454475
Your meme..is...SSSHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT
>>342454475
And now it's even worse, can Todd do anything right?
>>342451963
damn my niglet a copy of skyrim just fell into my backpack as I left my local gamestop.. This game is even better free, I hope Todd knows he did a good job
>>342454560
That was a big reaction.
You're giving me Skyrim Remastered for free, Todd. Why would I want to buy it if you're giving it to me for free?
>>342454560
Somebody get this Toddhead out of here.
>>342440195
I hope I get to be on the screencap on /r/4chan
>>342440195
LEL
You know, I think I'm going to play a multiplayer game instead. I came to the realization that playing your games made me feel very lonely, and since I stopped playing them, I've been feeling alot better.
Oh, hello guys, To- err, time traveling grey wizard here, is this 2016? seems my time travel spell worked! Before I got here I played The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Remastered, holy fucking shit I thought I went back in time all over again, as a time traveling grey wizard, this is a perfect representation of our time. Also pick up Fallout 4 that man, I think his name was Todd Howard? Knows what he's doing and is very handsome
>>342455205
I don't believe you
>>342454894
I'm pretty sure it's literally 1 guy who keeps samefagging himself for the sole purpose of what what you said. It's not funny, it's not original. But retards will eat it up
>>342446748
Its really good though?! Its not the best but it uses one of the most common ammo types.
>>342446394
This looks like Stephen king
>>342455129
You.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PREORDER.
PREORDER MY GAME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT OR I'LL...I'LL......HHHHHUUAAARRRRGGHHHH
>>342440136
Your games are shit. Go visit Id and learn from them.
>>342455437
TODD PUT THE KNIFE DOWN
*cough* H-hey guys. I just got back from the loan sha- er I mean, higher ups from Bethesda. They told me that if I don't get a million pre-orders by the end of this month, my *cough cough* contract is going to be revised... among other things.
So I ask you all, please pre-order Skyrim HD™. I *cough* put a whole lot of work into it and I just KNOW you guys will love it.Please, I'm begging you.
>>342453536
>Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for the ruins of the east coast with in-depth town building mechanics
>>342455527
Todd, what if I don't have money? Can I pirate it?
>>342455527
>higher-ups
Did he beat up himself?
>>342453810
whats the date on the dlc fellow ds3 bro?
>>342455497
NOOOOOOOO YOOURREEE FUCCKKIINNGG DDEEEAADDD
>>342455605
Well that's okay, all that means is thatYOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN!
Toddposting>Baneposting
>>342453536
Either he was annoyed people were saying he hated it or that it was better than any of the games he had done.Probably the latter.
>>342455919
>tfw can't get those to save both images
>>342440195
How does this not have a pic?
>>342449723
SO MAKE A NEW FUCKING STEAM ACCOUNT AND PREORDER IT YOU ENTITLED SHIT! JUST FUCKING BUY IT.
>>342455829
End of summer.
>>342455778
>this thread
Jesus Christ you fags are insufferable fuck off with your shill thread
>>342453471
Aren't you forgetting something?
>>342455575
>in depth
The settlement stuff is as barebones as it gets
You cant even rotate things sideways or build on hills
Can someone shoop a "Where we're going, we won't need VATS to play."
>>342456154
Don't be so tsun, Toddy boo bear. We do this out of love.
>>342456154
>Jesus Christ
>>342454690
HES A FUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA
Did Bethesda buy the chocolate factory in '94?
>>342454668
Well, he's an emotional person. He overreacts sometimes. Have you considered buying Fallout 4 to make him feel better?
>>342456156
>>342456154
>thinking this is anything more than poking fun at Todd and Bethesda
>>342456238
No it's fine
It just works friend
One.
>>342455951
If Todd is really that stupid to think that 3 and 4 are better than NV I've lost all respect for him
Fallout 4 is a downgrade from new Vegas in every single ways from quests, RPG elements, dialogue, basically everything except the shooting
>>342456290
Was getting me to feel sorry for him part of his plan?
>>342456350NOTHING WRONG WITH PRE (ordering)
>>342454690
THAT WAS TAKEN FROM AN UNFLATTERING ANGLE
YOU AREN'T ACCOUNTING FOR THE PERSPECTIVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342456376
No plan, friend. Just a wonderful game that you should buy.
>>342456248
Wrong movie you fucking underage sack of shit.
>>342456554
I bought skyrim and the DLC when they came outto my regret.I'll be getting the new one for free!
>>342456350
Is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
>>342456604
I'm pretty sure that quote is from Event Horizon, anon. There's a similar line in Back to the Future but the two are unrelated.
duuuuuuauuuwgh im a BIG BOY uuuuwagwhghgooouuuuuh
fallert fore is my FAVOOOOOOOOOORITE game and its YOUUR favrite game too uhahahahahuh
>>342456767
DELETE THIS
>>342456891
Sorry Todd. I'll preorder the second copy, just for you.
>>342442513
>innovators
What'd Bethesda announce this year?
DLC, sequels, reboots, Hearthstone.
Hey there vee, It's me Toddina from Feminist Frequency. Just here to let you know that if you Pre-order any Bethesda® products, then you're supporting the patriarchy. You should instead support companies that depict women in a more realistic way. The women in Bethesda® games are just too beautiful and sets impossible standards for real life girls. Please support companies like Bioware® instead that give way more accurate depictions of women in gaming.
Thanks and be sure to donate to Anita Sarkeesian!
>>342456604
>he hasn't seen event horizon
baka desu senpai
>>342457114
Fuck you you stupid bitch, i just pre-ordered 10 copies
Suck on that dick
>>342457114
I think Todd has learned reverse psychology.
>>342457114
Toddina, youre looking great. Keep up the great work, sister!
Together we will all boycott Besthesda.
Much love,
-Narcissa
>>342457638
Holy fuck why
His life really went downhill after coming 2nd place at the Nintendo world championship
>>342453882
Why hello there, strapping young woman. You seem like you like a good time, so just grab Fallout 4™ from your favorite marketplace, I've toiled countless hours over it just for you!
Better buy Skyrim Remastered Edition and Fallout 4 + its season pass if you want this (you) anon.
>>342457713
>tfw NWC was literally just 1 year ago
Talk about fucking JUST
>>342458250
JOHNFUCKINGNUMBERS
>>342451317
Nice
>>342458179
Anything for another hit, Todd! I'm putting in my credit card right now!
I'm actually playing through fallout 4 for the first time, started 2 days ago and i've put 6 hours in
The settlement building is really bad and janky, and I don't see much of a point for it
The voiced protagonist and only having 4 dialogue options (that are shortened) is just so fucking bad, I don't know who thought of that shit. Haven't encountered many speech checks or intimidations etc. But I suppose that's because there's no speech stat any more.
Having only S.P.E.C.I.A.L and perks is really lame. Need Skills and traits
Your guns dissapear when you holster them, looks really lazy running around unarmed
Most of the world ive is just grass and trees, now I don't expect too much variety in a wasteland but it gets very boring. The towns and city are nice.
They reused all the songs from fallout 3. Makes it really boring to listen to them for the billionth time.
>>342456290
Well, I'll buy it for him andfor you
>>342459823
Wow, thanks loyal customer! I can't wait to count out your coin
>>342460972
jk fuck you todd
Do people here actually find this meme funny?
>>342461481
yes
GOD DAMMIT TODD I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY MONEY. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.
>>342445697
Climbing mountains is sooo 2011, Nintendo needs to get up with the games. In the next game YOU are the mountain.
>>342446934
Weed
>>342446934
>>342462351
DUDE
What did Todd lie about anyway?
god damn it I love todd posting
>>342440195
put me in the screencap
>>342440195
Internet fame here I come
>>342440195
I cannot believe nobody came up with this before
>>342440195
Damn son
>>342463764
:^)
Step aside, Todd.
>>342464006
Well that's not very nice. You shouldn't pretend to be me :^)
>>342464267
I'll stop if youBuy my game
>>342456272
Your games are garbage, Howard
Todd sleeps for now, see you all tomorrow night
>>342440195
xDD
EPIC AS F*CK!!!111
i love 4chan :)
>>342448308
okay """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'anon""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' howard, still ain't buying fallout 4
Fuck off, Todd.
