>That kid who would create/spread bullshit video game rumors.I was that kid
Well this isn't a rumor but I told my sister video games had feelings and if you play them too long they start to suffer.. she was so scared she stopped playing video games though really I wanted her to stop playing Splatoon so much because I wanted to play
what bulshit did you spew
>>342437028
Sonic and Tails can be unlocked in Super Smash Bros. Melee after getting 20 KOS in Cruel Melee.
>>342437028
>tfw Pikablu was such a popular meme that it became real
>>342437219
I told kids that you could get the triforce in OOT behind The Great Deku Tree
I told kids that mew was under the truck in pokemon red/blue
>>342437369
wasted alot of time on this one
I also remember one kid swearing he had a pikachu in his backyard. Wouldnt let anyone come over to see it thoughHe was BR
>that kid who brags about being good at a video game and you find out he only uses codes or exploits bugs
>You can unlock Gyarados in SSB by getting a star KO in the dead center of the pokeball in the background
>>342437028
>to get mew you must beat the elite 4, 4 times in row without losingI was That Kid
I told some kid who sat at my lunch table in middle school about all these fucking stupid badges you could get in Paper Mario. In true That Kid style, you had to do stupidly obscure shit like buying every badge from the badge store so they'd move out, go around the world talking to people in other towns to find out where he went, and then you'd get a ticket in the mail or some shit for the train to take you to Badge Town.
I did a lot of stupid shit like that too. Man, I hate my old self.
we had a brown kid that always said he had the latest games and systems but when we pressed for details he would never say so
funny thing was his family was dog shit poor...
>>342437885
badges were so cool in paper mario. Once I got the wario and luigi and combined them for waluigi, I never took it off, even for another better badge. (I think that's how you got waluigi, ain't sure I remember.)
I said that you can unlock devil Jin in tekken 5 by winning a hundred matches straight.turns out i was right
>that kid who claimed to unlock something crazy in pretty much any game, and "accidentally" deletes his data before we go to his house to see it
>>342438324
>some kid told me you could get a school outfit for jin by getting a certain number of wins as him
>i didnt know you had to press start to wear it
>'That kid' loses a match or two
>Picks the OP character and/or enables cheat codes only for himself
>"It's just a game bro"
>told everyone in my class that you could get missingno by putting your game boy in the microwave for 30 seconds
>two brothers named aaron and sam try it
>eternally angry at me
>>342438324
>tfw you're that kid and you make shit up that turns out to be completely true and you have to play it cool when you see it happen
It wasn't exact obviously, but when I found out you could really cast a more powerful Indignation as Genis in ToS, and when it turns out there really WAS an omni-element type in Crystal Chronicles, I was pretty fucking surprised.
Why do some kids make up stuff like this?
>>342437607
>I was the only kid in my entire school who beat the Elite 4 legitimately
I always knew I was blessed.
>about to beat that kid in a game
>they turn off the console
When I was a kid I'd tell people that you could unlock Flood-Cheif in MCC if you finish all campaigns on legendary without dying.
>>342438582
i knew a few of these, man fuck those kids
it's just a child's form of trolling. that or rping for the kids who get autism level about it
>>342438793
>beat kids 5 times straight
>"I-I was just warming up, bro! Lemme pick my best character"
>"Bobby, we all know you're full of shit. Picking Dhalsim won't change that"
>Kicks everybody's ass and doesn't lose again that night
fuck you Bobby
>>342439074
This happened to me once, pic related
>Hey anon, did you know that you can get a Crystal Onix like in the show by leveling up a shiny Onix to lvl 100
>mfw i spent 2 months tracking down a shiny onix in silver and then grinding the levels for nothing
>That kid who said there's a Cow level in Diablo II
>Didn't believe shit and beat the fuck of him
>Years later you realize it's true
>I was that kid that was too poor to afford shit like Xbox live or games every couple months so I would do my research on them and talk about playing it like I actually had the game
I vividly remember one time when it was a few years later in middle school and Saint's Row 2 had come out. I saw the trailer where two guys were jousting on motorcycles and lied about me and friends doing that in multiplayer. Turns out you can actually do that and I probably didn't seem too much like "that kid".
>>342437028
>every once in a while, we would have fighting game tournaments among our group
>Invited everyone from the class to them
>Always end up playing the shitty Mortal Kombat PS2 games
>Blazblue Calamity Trigger comes out
>somehow get everyone to play it
>kick ass because I never told them about rapid cancels and the tier lists
I was that kid back in 9th grade. Good times...
>That kid who invited you over and then made you suck his dick
I loved back when people would tell each other blatant lies about gaming.
>dude, I have an emulator that can play Halo 1 and 2 on my PSP!
>you aim with the stick and strafe with the face buttons!
>that kid who posts on /v/
>2005
>12 years old
>yeah halo 3 is already done and they're working on halo 4, this is how all games work they're done way in advance
>yeah ive seen gameplay footage, you can play as a girl spartan and she runs at 120 mph and jumps 60 feet in the air
>fuck off anon we know you're lying. Get a life
>>342439635
Holy shit i've had unsaid fantasies about this. Didn't know it was a thing.
>>342439803
I was that kid
feels good getting held back 3 times in a row and being significantly larger than the other kids
>>342439635
I wish I got put in the fag bag. Jeremy was hot as fuck.
>>342439635
>writhing in pleasure
on what planet? This is Unit 731 tier torture
>for a second though that /v/ had managed to get a hold of my elementary school pictures.
>>342440046
Tom, is that you?
>>342438582
This shit happened to me and a grown ass co-worker who was like 24, claimed he had 100% 100+ games and when I came over suddenly his PSN got reset and he only had 7.
>>342440109
Post your pics
>>342440167
Sorry, Jeremy-I-don't-know. My name isCarlito.
>that rumor turns out to be fucking true
I never believed that whole getting new by moving the truck until very recently
>>342440064
>implying your dicks and sweaty body constantly touching each other while you're holding hands and tongue kissing in a mundane BDSM pose is not pleasurable
>"I caught a mew under the truck, it happened"
>20 years later he still insists he caught a mew under the truck
He also fucking says all these things that are literally impossible to happen in a game yet insists they happened.
>>342440431
It's not when I lose all the fucking sense of feeling in my lower body.
>>342440560
He trolled you good
I predicted what CoD would turn into wtihthe near futuristic setting well in advance, around when mw2 was the newest. I wasn't that young but I used to spout tons of ideas going into that kid territoryand always talked about how it would be in the future and how the natual progression for the series would be being able to jump around and parkour with mech suits or some kind of power armor and lots of things. The day I saw the black ops 2 trailer and was vindicated I sperged out so hard I nearly shat my pants.
>>342440431
Into the fagbag you go
>told everyone that you could get the Triforce in OoT like the Temple Medallions to upgrade the Master Sword
>get called bullshit on
>couple years later the Fierce Deity Mask is discovered in MM
>everyone suddenly starts asking me where the Triforce is so they can get the transformation in OoT
>Be way back in elementary school
>Found a game called Ty with the boomerangs
>Get stuck on the second boss because wasnt the brightest kid.
>That kid talks about the game one day
>I bring up the boss and ask how to beat him
>"What the level be like?"
>I explain the layout
>You gotsta break into dat shit (Lighthouse) and get da mutha fuckin rocket launcher.
>Turns out you just had to fucking hit the meat with flame er rangs.
tl:dr south has some ghetto ass schools.
>"What do you mean, Aeris died? She didn't die in my game..."
>>342437028
>That kid who said you can find a gun in Driver 2 from this obscure place he pulled from his ass
>>342439304
>Playing a game with a friend
>"Yeah it's been some time since I've played this game I'm gonna be rusty as fuck"
>Completely wreck faceSorry Brandon
>>342441123
>Ty the Tasmanian tiger
I couldn't stand that game. I beat the final boss and never touched it again
>>342437161
You are too poor to buy another console and another TV?
Pleb detected.
>>342439074
>about to lose
>I dont want to play anymore
>>342438896
>tfw they look at you with admiration and you feel like you don't deserve it
>Oh, that character died ? Well you can revive them by doing this secret quest...
>>342441759
I did that as a kid
>>342441123
Had the same damn problem with the same damn boss. Fucking metal shark man
>>342441413
Was a pretty unique idea but yeah it was average at best.
Another one for you guys
>Bit later in time
>Kid sits with me and group again
>"Hey anon you got melee"
>Say yeah and what of it
>I got mewtwo
>Whole table of 4 people start asking him how
>Come over to my house and I will show you
>3 months later
>Go to his house for his B-day
>"Yo boy check this"
>He actual has mewtwo
>We ask him how
>"Like im gonna tell you guys"
>I pulled out my spare memory cared and asked if I could copy his safe so I could also have mewtwo.
>"Nah boy I EARNED him"
>Looks back 5 seconds later
>Ask my mom
>Ask his mom if I can copy his save file
>NO THATS PIRACY ANON YOU COULD BE ARRESTED FOR THAT
Eventually move out of the ghetto and never saw that shitter again.
>>342437607
This one fuckface i know brags about his dark souls skills. Turns out he was muled and watched all these YouTube vids before ever playing
>>342437028
>my friends and I used to look for halo 2 easter eggs and glitches and shit all the time
>told my friends there was a secret easter egg in halo 2 that you could only see by looking at it with a sniper scope,
>completely bullshitting
>big easter egg hunt for "Hi Ben" comes like 2 days later, all my friends look for it
>like 2 weeks go by until someone finds it online, you need to look in a corner with a sniper scope to see the text
>it turns out that you need to look in the corner with a scope to see it
>friends talk about it at lunch
>"oh yeah I knew about that one, that's what I was talking about a few weeks ago"
>>342437829
I fell for that one
>winning in Goldeneye
>tells me not to use strafe because it'll wear out the C-left/right buttons
>turns off the game when I ignore him
>That Kid transfers to your school and becomes your friend out of shared interests
>pals around with you and steadily feeds you lies and bullshit
>believe it because you're autistic and gullible
>That Kid turns on you one day for no reason and starts hanging out with the jocks
>talks shit about you loud enough to hear
>they're laughing
>he gets ballsy enough to start talking shit to your face
>quietly goes to juvie for god knows why and you think he transferred
>bastard comes back for the second half of the grade
>shit continues, anxiety and depression begin to spin out of control
>go to a different Jr High after sixth grade to get a fresh start
>emotional damage was already done and persists to this day
I can only wish the worst upon you, Steven. You certainly did your worst to me, and I never did a goddamn thing to you in the first place.
>>342443270
>defining your life based on experiences in middle school
>>342443270
Sounds like you deserved it.
>if you press (random button sequence), Sheera totally pulls her 4 tits out, instead of a fatality.
Nick, you lied. Thanks for letting me borrow the game though.
>>342442282
I also know someone like this. He has a lvl500 something character and like 20 hours of playtime
>>342437028
All it took was one EGM mag on April Foolsof 1991to make me not trust this shit.
>>342437028
I used to tell kids if you got 120 stars in Mario 64 you could get to yoshi on top of the castle.no one believed me
>>342437670
Kids like this is why they made the Achievement System. Congrats.
>>342439908
>Halo Reach had female spartans, sprint and jetpack
You weren't wrong.
>>342442003
How do you live with yourself
>you can bring aeris back to life, if you catch her in the church in the slums at the right time.
That bitch is gone, I won't fall for that shit.
>>342437028
>that kid who played with friends and never let you have turns
>your turn comes and they all leave to do something else or turn off the console
>Be around 2000ish
>Hanging out with a friend, playing the OG Smash Bros.
>Have a sudden "that kid" moment overtake me
>Start making up a bunch of power ups that I'd heard were gonna be in the next Smash
>Some fucking how, each one ended up being true
I'm not joking. I listed off stuff like the metal box, and the barrel cannon. Maybe something else too, but I distinctly remember that I was bullshitting at the time- didn't look anything up in a magazine, or find info online, but somehow, everything I said that day ended up being put in the game.
It's probably not interesting to anyone but myself, but I'm still flabbergasted that that happened.
>>342443270
>That Kid transfers to your school and becomes your friend out of shared interests
>pals around with you and steadily feeds you lies and bullshit
>believe it because you're autistic and gullible
>That Kid ended up becoming one of the weird kids that hung out in the corner of a hallway in middle school
>Continues into high school, even his bullshitting
>Everyone in your year knows them infamously as the weird kids that hang out in the corner of a hallway
>He has his circle, you have yours so w/e
>End up in a class together
>Still act friendly towards each other because of past relations
>He does his summative assignment on fucking Steam and tries to pass it off as an original idea to your pothead of a teacher while the rest of your friends in that class call his shit out
>End up sharing a class with his ex-best friend that hung out in the same circle a few years later
>Become fast friends
>He's actually a pretty cool guy, even if his autism shows
>No really why did he hang out with That Kid those past years
>Apparently he stole his girlfriend and got shamed out by everyone else in the circle
From what I heard That Kid ended becoming a huge tool so I guess he had it coming.
>>342437398
>mfw I went to the first movie and that short film before hand had this.
I fuckin freaked bruh.
>>342438149
it is, but they don't cost BP so "for a better badge" is meaningless.
>>342440793
>goes from WWII setting to modern times
>"I predicted it would keep going forward I'm a fucking genius!"
Yep, real life achievement there.
At a sleep over I traded one of my friend's pokemon yellow pikachu to another friend's gameboy and evolved it. Then watched the two fight over it when they noticed it later. I felt bad after but never said I did it.
>>342445380
I was talking about gameplay features not setting.
>>342445596
>Predicting cliches from a "future" setting will become mechanics is totally different than predicting there will be a "future" setting
>>342445439
That's a legitimately bastard move. I hope you rot in Hell.
This thread only further proves autists and idiots playpokemon
I told kids that only certain Pokemon could be traded and they had to trade with me or their Pokemon would eventually die. Say something like "You don't want your Pokemon to die do you?"
At this point they'd be upset so I knew I had 'em.
>trading pidgeys and caterpies for their charizards and other favourite high level pokemon
They cried a bit sometimes
>>342446098
Just a reminder that an entire board exists for this sole series and it's furfag audience. Let that sink in.
>>342437028
My dad was that kid except he was an adult
>you can go fishing in Zelda
>REALLY?
>yeah you have to go to the tree and find the fishing rod
I think he was just on drugs and didn't know what he was talking about because he overdosed eventually
>friend is proud of his Tetris highscore
>going on about how it took him ages to get it and he has never gotten close to it since then
>lets me have a go at his Tetris
>I completely smash his highscore
>he never lets me touch his games ever again out of fear of getting beaten.
Even today he has never and still can't best me in a game, I used to keep a scoreboard of how many times I had beaten him but I stopped keeping track at around 800 or so victories
>>342437161
The fuck? How old are you?
>>342437028
Did anyone have that kid who turned off the console?
>playing budokai 3
>wrecking my friend who thought he was good at it
>before I win again he turns off the console
Can anyone explain the thought process there? Like why the fuck would you turn the console off
>>342439074
>playing gta 4 multiplayer on my computer
>friend turns off my computer
>10 minutes of loading
>>342446816
You are absolutely on the spectrum, anon.
>>342440560
>friend actually had a bootleg game cart with rom hack that had mew under the truck
>>342446939
I have known that I have autism since right before highschool, I have embraced it and it makes me stronger and my victories more pleasurable
>>342437028
>N.Oxide is totally playble. You just need to beat all his ghosts in time trial and beat the game to 101% then race him again!
I was told that in RE3, you had to retrive Nemesis buried "bazookas" for get the 100%, oh and that there were bulldog cerberus.
>>342437028
told people sasquatch was real in gta san andreas
>>342439861
>That kid who would tell those lies
>If you got questioned him, he got mad like it really was real to him
>"Yeah anon, you have no idea what you're talking about, they're porting Mario to Playstation"
>If you asked for proof it was always in some magazine but always left at home
>>342447140
Good for you, anon. Keep it up.
>>342437028
I just wanted people to also try out the cool game I was playing
>>342447140
>>342439074
>Playing Sonic Adventure 2
>Getting shit done in Chao Gardens.
>That Kid has been watching for a while but decided it was time for him to play, and he wanted to play something else.
>That Kid presses the Gamecube's power button as I'm leaving the gardens and saving.
>Flip my shit and tell him to hold it the fuck down or it could screw up my data.
>That Kid puts on a whiny, crying facade and talks about how his finger is slipping.
>That Kid releases the button just as the save ends.
>Berate That Kid over potentially fucking me over and, to both spite him and see if my data was okay, I turned SA2 back to make sure everything was fine.
That was the day I learned that backing up important saves on multiple memory cards was important.
Surprisingly That Kid actually got his shit in gear and has thankfully become a responsible adult that still enjoys vidya.
>>342447292
Ah, the San Andreas myths. Those things scared the shit out of me as a kid. I couldn't walk in the middle of a forest in game at night without shitting my pants.
>>342447538
>the wheelchair at the end of the dock
>>342447639
The wheelchair was nothing. At least it was close to a road where there was traffic, I'm talking about being in the middle of nowhere in the countryside.
Remember that broken car that couldn't be repaired? Like that.
>that one kid who tells you all about the Japanese Nintendo power magazine he's subscribed to, and how it has a lot of extra pages than the US version. It includes extra codes , and he'd even been in the magazine for his high score in starfox , and how his dad beat his mom and thought he might molest him, but whenever you asked to see the magazine, he "left it at home".
I can't stand those kids. Liars.
>>342447538
I really wish rockstar or somebody would make a game and actually put a bunch of creepy shit in it like GTASA had, and then never reference it in the story or anything like that.
Just leave a bunch of shit for people to get spooked over and theorize about.
>>342439867
>that teeth to gum ratio
>>342447848
It still creeped me out I hate wheelchairs
>>342448118
Wasn't it just a reference to texas chainsaw massacre?
>>342443270
Are you fucking me? The same thing happened to me up till him going to juvie and the kid's name was Steve.
>>342439171
>MCC
Did you mean combat evolved? MCC,is master chief collection,the remaster/collection thing.
>asian kid, black kid, and me at black kids place playing Melee
>black kid is the best in the group takes it way personally if someone takes a stock
>asian kid and black kid are playing on Poke Floats
>assume theyre just bullshitting since its fucking Poke Floats
>black kid not doing so hot
>say "man you arent doing so hot" right as some bullshit happens that causes him to lose
>black kid rages and chucks the controller into the TV with all his nigger strength
>asian kid and I are shocked not knowing how to react
>cracks all along the screen but it miraculously still works, just have to look past the cracks
>black kid blames me
Ironically black kid has chilled out and over the years and the asian kid is an absolute nutcase now.
>>342437369
I remember that issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly.
>>342447153
Fucking lies
Also my friend said you can unlock doppleganger crash i said fuck off
Someday when i was playing alone he just popped up
Tfw
>>342446707
fuck anon
>>342446873
I might have been one of those kids during my adolescent smashfag years. IIRC, it was because the last one to win a fight btwn me and my brother was the best. I was also in dire need of meds which I'm now on so I can't reallly explain my thought process well
>insist I saw shen long
>friends rolling their eyes
>they let me bullshit anyway
Sometimes my friends were better than I deserved.
>>342446707
in link's awakening you can
>>342438046
I had a friend like that. He probably lied so you wouldn't make fun of him/judge him for being poor.
>that one kid who you would spend all day with in elementary school
>start getting in arguements in later middle school
>and then in high school you weren't in any classes together and didn't have as many chances to hang out outside of school
>since you basically spent all of elementary school and middle school with one person you forgot how to make new, solid friendships
>drift from group to group until one day you just stop talking to other students
>also that one kid who claimed he found multiple shinies but never caught them for some reason
Only time I lied about vidya related shit was when I
told a few friends I played a multiplayer demo of GTA
in a store that had it on display.
>then GTA:SA happened
>>342447538
I remember playing GTASA on ps2 with my pals back in the day, always looking for those mysteries. We once found one of those "Haunted Cars". Instead of further investigating we pussied out and ran away instantly.
>>342437028
For what purpose?
>>342442282
Sounds like most of the faggots on whining about dank souls on /v/ these days.
>>342442003
If he's gonna lose anyway why continue. That's pretty dumb to accuse him of.
>my coworker tells me months ago that the new battlefield is going to be set in WW1, according to "someone he knew"
>i tell him to fuck off, and that there's no way they'll make a mainstream WW1 game
>my fucking face after the trailer dropped
Boy do I have a story to tell
>Be in kindergarten
>Lunch time niggas, flicking peas with spoons at the lunch aids
>Friend says he has a cheat in OoT that puts dicks on everything
>Went into great detail about how if you sliced a dick it would become two like a hydra head and there would be dicks everywhere
That kid was crazy
>>342437028
>that one kid who habitually lied to his friends in order to make his worthless boring life seem more interesting
Yeah, I don't care to reminisce.
>>342438836
D e v i l i s h
>>342457225
i think it's more about when people would turn the game off and not admit they were about to lose
>>342457443
>and not admit they were about to lose
That part I can understand yeah
>>342457380
Ian, I hope you're reading this. I can see through your bullshit. I know that you didn't beat Dark Souls at SL1 in a single sitting with the fucking Longsword. I know you never magically had some max level faggot invade you and give you all his shit, and I know you try to make up bullshit all the time so we'll think you're cool. We don't. We think you're a pathetic liar that needs the approval of others to feel alive. We feel bad for you. We wish you'd just be honest and have fun instead of trying to look cool. It actually makes you look retarded to us when you try to brag about made up shit. I hope you don't lie like this to your fiancé.
You ever wonder what kind of lies Todd Howard would make at the lunch table when he was just a little Toddler?
>>342442282
I have a friend who actually cheat engines his souls back when he loses a decent amount
>>342457978
>was
>>342457978Carlooos!
>>342457978
>>342457978
>>342457978
>>342457978
>>342439803
Oh shit that was me. You probably sucked my massive dong.
>>342446098
I never understood the hate about pokemon... It's distracting, probably one of the best time sink ever, and even if the game aren't all Hearthgold Soulsiver grade, you pretty much always know what you are in for when you buy a cartridge.
Oh, and also, best couple game ever. 2 3DS, 2 versions of the game, perfect couple nights.
I told my friend that there was a great hacker war in Roblox between the users/admins and a hacker called 1x1x1x. I said that 1x1x1x had cheated in a banhammer and went around banning users with it, and that he created maps that the admins were forced to traverse in order to ban him, because they had to ban him with their own banhammers because he cheated in a way to not get banned from anything other than banhammers
The fucking idiot believed all of it
>>342437028
you fully deserve every misfortune that has ever and will ever befall your life.
>>342446098
if Pokemon wasn't a big part of your childhood I feel bad for you bro
>>342457978
>9 years old
>playing THAT KID at Mortal Kombat on SNES
>beat that little faggot
>he slams the controller down onto the floorboards we're sitting on and puts a huge crack right through the middle of the controller
>jump on him and choke him out
>we get seperated, don't talk to that faggot ever again
>he dies of a blood clot in his brain 2 years later
>>342457978
>when he was just a little Toddler
> Be that kid
> Lie about a secret playable alien faction in C&C Tiberian Sun
> Years passed
> Scrin is playable in C&C
I'm not working at EA, I swear
That kid who only played female charactersMy childhood best friend would do that. He's now a woman.
>>342459226
>that guy who says "why would you want to look at a dude's ass instead of a girl the whole time"
maybe because most of us aren't maladjusted losers who sexualize video game characters, fuck you jake you annoying idiot
>have That Kid in my class
>always talks mad shit about how he's better than anybody else
>lol kid ill rek u m8
>go over to his house with a couple other people
>spend the entire time schooling the shit out of them on Goldeneye, DK64, Mario Tennis, Smash
>they get salty and bust out the obscure games that ive never even played
>still win
>their faces
> you can get a zapdos bike!
> you will have to lend me your game for the night for me to do it
He just wanted my 151 Pokemon.
>>342459547
You're the one that sound like That Kid here, on anonymous image board
>>342440109
Isn't this that kid who suplexed that bully? Fuck that was great.
>>342459226
Don't worry. He'll always be a man as long as he's got his Y chromosome.I still play as girls in games whenever the female MC is or can be cute because I've wanted to be a cute girl since I was young but I realize it's impossible so I settle for playing as cute girls instead.
>>342459798
Probably the healthiest approach.
Just love cute girls doing cute things, don't need to be 'em to appreciate 'em.
>>342437028
looks like child dsp
>havefemalefriend over, playing Second Samurai
>we switch on game overs
>tell her that picking up chicken (health) makes the game bug
>sit close to the console and restart it every time she tries to pick up chicken
One that's not me:
>play GTA taking turns, switching when wasted/busted
>that kid who starts doing peaceful, safe stuff like taxi missions when it's his turn
>"Yeah I got Mewtwo in Pokemon Snap, there's a secret level past the space stage."
FUCK YOU CHRIS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Dude you can go to space in Pokemon by talking to the guy who will let you onto his space rocket and capture Porygon!
>>342460025
>play GTA taking turns, switching when wasted/busted
>that kid who starts doing peaceful, safe stuff like taxi missions when it's his turn
there's a special place in hell for this kind of person
>>342447527
the fuck is wrong with you
>>342460220
>be that kid
>but switch off when I lose my taxi streak
...am I still going to hell?
>>342460671
i don't know, that sounds pretty fair
>>342459226
Is he cute?
>Be in middle school in a rural town
>Not many people interested in vidya
>Sterotypical loner dork.
>Classmate says "hey, anon! Here's a guy you might be able to talk to! He has similiar interests". His tone suggested that this person was also a fucking dork, like me.
>Ok
>Pale, skinny, curly haired guy, with a face full of acne, like me. Shifty looking as fuck.
>"D-do you like VIDEOGAMES?" I ask
>He starts talking about Onimusha, he has a PS2, loves it and is a total weeb for samurai in general.
>Sincerely believed (and I think he still does) that katanas can cut anything and that the Japanese are the best at anything.
>Ok, cool. Have you played MMX4?
>Yeah, I have.
>Awesome! Did you get 100%?
>Sure did, anon. I beat that shit overnight.
>Y-yeah, I guess it's not very hard. What about black Zero?
>Yeah, yeah, I unlocked him too. I have a question for you, anon... Did you get Robocop?
>W-what?
>You can totally get Robocop in that game. You hear his theme music and everything.
>He proceeds to explain how to unlock Robocop in Megaman X 4, giving a ludicriously detailed explanation that could have applied to any platformer, really. Don't get hit, get 100%, beat the game three times, etc.
>I'm just sitting there flabbergasted that this weirdo is giving it his all to convince me, a complete stranger that you can unlock Robocop in MMX4. I realized he was That Kid on purpose, in order to get other kids to make fools of themselves and laugh internally at them.
>Call him out on it, have a laugh and spend Middle School telling lies to other kids.
And that's how I met one of my best friends.
>>342461007
he looks like a slightly squared faced Anne hathaway
>that kid in middle school who talked about how the games on his R4 would cross over
I helped spread the PokèGods myth. Remember Flarechu?
>>342437607
>talking with a friend of mine about dark souls
>"yeah bro I reached the level cap legit in one playthrough in about 100 hours"
>"I just farmed super hard in every area I went to"
>constantly tells similar tall tales
If you find all the spray paints in GTA San Andreas you unlock a golden hummer
>if you beat Devil May Cry and wait through ALL the credits you get a 5 hour special movie!
Fuck you Jack you motherfucker it took me so long to beat that shit
>>342461159
Another one from the same kid
>talk about how there's multiple versions of Pikachu
>mentions Poopachu, who is just Pikachu made of poop
>mfw he says that Poopachu's evolution is red because its so big that it caused the anus to bleed
I'm sure there's more from that kid, but its so damn hard to remember.
>>342460220
"Go on a fucking rampage man it's been like 20 minutes!"
"Nah it's my go, I'm gonna BMX to the top of mount chilead"
>>342439074
>finish game
>Always really bored of it afterwards
>If I win they think I'm leaving because I don't want to lose.
>If I lose they think I'm leaving because I'm salty.
I fucking hate playing multiplayer games against friends.
>>342446110
I remember this kid in elementary telling me that pokemon died after a while and that his onyx died. That crushed me.
>>342460220
>play vice city with friends
>get busted/wasted pass the controller
>everyone went on rampages no matter what
We were real niggas.
>THAT cheat website in the '90s that told you to enter a complex code on the title screen as fast as possible that was actually an overcomplicated way of deleting your save file
>>342437028
I used to have a friend who'd whoop my ass in every game because we only ever played his games.
When I brought games over he lost at them and got really pissed and refused to play further. He also insisted on playing Sonic in Sonic Rush and refused to play if he had to play as Blaze. I'm not sure if it was an autism thing or sexuality thing because he came out of the closet some years ago, I heard.
>that kid who insisted you could land the vulture droid on top of capital ships like in episode 3 in the space battle mode in battlefront 2.
>Mashing A will make it easier to catch pokemon.
>holding A, B, Start, Select turns your poke ball into a Masterball
Fuck you Jesse, you're a drug addict now.
>>342463040
I still hold down+b to this day. Fuck whoever told me that.
>>342442123
>"that kid" was telling the truth
>you asked to copy his save file
>he said no
>you bring in your parents
>again no
>"can you guys believe that fucking asshole /v/?"
The moms were dumb as fucking shit, but you were the shitter, anon.
Who am I to judge though, I did the same shit when my cousin wouldn't clone his Mew in Silver and trade it to me, so I could trade it into my Blue copy. I think it was a legitimate event one, and I actually got it.
I basically ruled the playground from then on with my army of cloned Mews and Charizards.
>>342439074
>Playing Dragonball Z Tenkaichi 2 with 'friend'
>Keep kicking his ass
>"ALRIGHT NO SPECIAL MOVES ALLOWED"
>Straight away he uses a special move
>"I thought you said we couldn't use specials?"
>"No just you!"
>"fine."
>still kick his ass anyway
>he unplugs my controller to win
>plug it back it in and kick his ass last minute
>he turns off the console and demands we play Halo 3
>Beat him at Halo
>He turns off the console and says we're going to watch a movie
>>342463616
Still can't believe casuals are so stupid that they think supers in fighting games do anything but hold them back. Gets me every time.
>that kid that said you could fight mewtwo if you beat all the gym leaders in pokemon stadium
>>342461031
Are you still friends?
>mfw I get around to making vidya I'm going to include secrets that sounds like they came straight from that kid just to piss people off when no one believes them when they find it
>>342457978
>hey billy
>yeah todd?
>you see that jungle gym?
>you can climb it
>>342464171
Yep. To this day.
>>342464052
That was real anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl2TlfTQYuA
>>342447153
i fell for this bullshit
>>342437028
I kind of did that shit for black and white 2. During recess i always talked about how cool it would be and how much cool stuff that you could do. I was caught up in the hype and had a active imagination so i imagined that you could do all kind of cool stuff.
Yet youre here with us
>>342465368
>black and white 2
>came out not that many years ago
>recess
>middle school
Get the fuck out
>you must be 18 or older blablababa
>>342438993
Because Kids are Sadists
old "cheat" i remember from some fucking code book for ff7
>unlimited gil when you find some card from clock in first city
what a bullshit it was
>>342465473
2005.
>I was that one kid who wave dashed
My big brother taught me how to do it ;-; and all my friends hated me for systematically bodying them like the young m2k I was.
That kid told me that the only way to survive the water in Rusty Bucket Bay was to find Bottles' scuba gear near the entrance of Click Clock Wood.
>that kid you watched porn and fapped together with who went to school the next day and bragged to everyone about you fapping together
>>342465956
That's fucking gay
>>342465956
LITERALLY me
>>342447153
>>342449885
>>342465202
Conventionally this is correct, he isn't playable, BUT with the use of a gameshark he is playable (knew this before dykg blabbed about it for years).
While it's nothing special it IS possible, but not through the most normal means.
>>342463616
I had that 'friend' too
>Playing Smash Bros Melee
>It had been out maybe three or four months
>I keep beating him
>He demands I change character
>I do, still beat him
>He says I have to play as only characters he picks
>I do, still beat him (I played the shit out of Melee. It was the only game I had for a while)
>He gets increasingly frustrated
>He gives himself a level 9 AI teammate
>Still beat him
> "Just let me win Anon! fuck!"
>I'm sleeping at this guy's house for the night, stuck with him for at least 12 hours
>Know if I piss him off too much he'll just sulk and bitch for the next few hours
>Start letting him win, begrudgingly
>Throw a few matches, even jumped off the stage at one point "accidentally"
>Little fucker starts gloating
>"Ha! beat you!" "Not so good now huh?" That kind of shit
>I get sick of it, kick his ass three ways to sunday,
>didn't say a single word the whole time
>Can see his face getting redder and redder
>He literally squeals after I beat him the third time
>Doesn't even turn off the console, just rips the power cord out of the wall
>He spent the next few hours sulking in his bathroom
>I only hung out with him because my Mom was friends with his Mom
Literally the most childish person I ever encountered. Dude was always getting his ass kicked and deservedly so
>at friend's house
>he lets me play GTA 3 on his older brother's PS2
>I don't know why, but I thought I deleted the save while he was getting a drink (he finished the game, I just wanted to see what the later levels were like)
>quickly switch the PS2 off, he didn't say anything about it
>feeling guilty as fuck, eventually tell him
>he says straight out that he's going to tell his brother, crying like a bitch
>his brother gets pissed, goes in the check
>he checks the memory card, the his GTA 3 save is still there
>brother calls him a dickhead
>happy that I didn't fuck up
I also remember one time when I was camping over at his place his mum was driving us all to mcdonalds, I was sitting on the left, older brother in the middle and friend on the right.
>that kid, R, was talking some shit about how you can go to Jamaica and smoke weed with Bob Marley in GTA SA
>me and his older brother, M, disagree
>after arguing for a while, R calls M a "fucking faggot"
>M just grabs R's head from the side and pushes him right into the glass in the car door, he goes limp
>M starts crying loudly, his mum pulls over and gets out to check on R
>I am freaking the fuck out silently, is he dead or what
>his mum then drives straight to the hospital, M still crying loudly, his mum berating him about it
>she parks near the emergency entrance, takes R's unconscious body and carries him in, just leaves us there
>M just leaves the car and runs away crying
>panic and sprint away, go the a nearby Kmart for some reason
>luckily my parents were shopping there and took me home
>on Monday R shows up to school with a huge bruise on his head
>tells the class the story, apparently M got kicked out and is now living with his dad, never say him again, parents said I wasn't allowed to camp over at his place until about 2 months later
There's no confession thread up so I'll just throw this out here
>playing Mario Kart DD with 2 friends
>DK mountain
>final lap
>I'm in the lead
>daisy.webm ensues
>turn off the console in my autistic rage
I'm sorry /v/
Oh boy a >that kid stories threadI actually like these threads
>>342466396
I did that once or twice, too. I was a really shitty kid and my friend, with whom I played when I did that, and I joke about how shitty I was from time to time.
>>342464394
do it anon
>>342465715
Pretty sure BW2 came out a couple years ago
>maybe a year or so after cs came out
>friend of my bro came for a sleepover
>he always bragged how he and his bro were top cs players
>force him to bring half life and cs to try it out
>he did and i installed it on my pc
>never played it but i seemed to kick ass
>friend becomes impatient and tries to damage control to swap to another game
>"sure lets try Half Life"
>i knew the start of the game so i put it on hard and started playing through the first part like a breeze
>ofcourse i ask him serval times if he wants to play
>"n-no tank you"
>he suddenly grabs his phone
>hear behind me "d-dad can you pick me up? i don't feel well"
>see my bro look at me with a wtf face
>friend forces me to uninstall the games and leaves
He never spoke a word about cs ever again.
Later i brought the game myself and would challenge him many times. Just for him to decline.
Same guy also bragged about that he had shitty pokemon in the game that didn't exist.
>>342467251
Mmm, the delicious smell of underage
>>342464394
and then Dataminers will discover your 'secrets' in under a few days
>Primary school friend
>told me back in New Zealand they had a pokemon that could let your pokemon get to level 200 and all the starters had another evolution
>I knew he was lying
>still pretend to believe him cos I know his family couldn't afford videogames and he felt left out from our group
You didn't have to lie Larry you were my best friend and the nicest person I've ever known
>>342439074
I usually did that. Motherfuckers would force me to play weaboo manga fighting games in japanase. They would also pick the most broken characters like sasuke supersayan fused with dark naruto and shit like that while I usually got joke characters. Well fuck you kobayashi maru and that.
>>342467490
name ONE (1) thing in that post that implies he's underage
>Ultima online
>Friend claims he had access to the account of a guy that recently quit with shitloads of rare items
>Call him on bulls hit
>Says the account has a necrobook, the only one on the shard
>Call further bullshit
>Later that night we are both on. He logs into the account and gives me the necrobook.
The absolute madman he actually did it.
I never understood why people enjoyed bullshitting about the most trivial stuff. I knew one guy in particular whom I actually believe had some psychological disorder that forced him to lie about literally everything. He didn't have a shit life or poor childhood as far as I could tell, he would just tell the most barefaced lies imaginable but would somehow expect people to believe them.
The best one I can remember was our military apparently uses electric taser weapons for drills just like in Starship Troopers.
>>342467692
Aside from the obvious shit writing,
>friend of my bro came for a sleepover
>"d-dad can you pick me up? i don't feel well"
This is shit you do and experience when you're 15.
I had a friend that lied about everything, he fucking helped write hit songs, he met celebs all the time, he had uncles that worked at nintendo, etc
I'm just the shitter that constantly shows his power level, its weird how /v/ tries to hide it so much because in my group I've just become the guy to go to for info if a game is gonna be good or not and if I know any secrets about a game we both play
>>342467905
he said it was maybe a year or so after cs came out, you braindead scumfuck
>>342437028
>that one kid who chewed the rubber off your controllers' analog sticks
>>342467551
>friend invites me and others over to play CoD, I game I never play
>he uses his account which has the absolute best weapons
>we're forced to use new accounts which have shitty everything
This always annoyed me, though the guy was a bit of a prick either way.
I told my brother that Tekken 7 is coming out on PC, but he still bought PS4It was only reason he bought a PS4
Always trust the bullshit rumor kid if that kid is me.
I told my friends about SC2 years before it was even released to public. Told them all sorts of bullshit units and buildings.
I'm glad they all forgot, hopefully.
>>342437028
I miss being naive
>2003 or so
>Every kid and their dog owned a PS2
>My parents got me an xbox instead
>Friend teasing me about upcoming release of PS3
>The console would be like a blue futuristic sphere and football games would have life-like graphics
>Actually got hyped about that new console
Funny thing is XBOX has better hardware than PS2 but my friends treated it like it was shit.
>Dat feel when you hustle someone for a trade in your favour.
>Get a Gameboy Color and a bunch of games for a few PS1 games.
>A few days later they come up to your house with their parents demanding you give the games back
>Your mom complies and you have to give the stuff back
A trade's a trade. Motherfucker should've thought it through. No honour between children.
Do "that kid"'s even exist anymore?
Even the youngest children have access to smartphones and Internet these days. Wouldn't other kids just be able to look shit up online and say "actually you're full of shit"?
Anyway I remember some dude telling me about the PS3 and how it was purple and like a box, think he was just misinformed.
>>342459226
I always play Daisy or Rosalina in mariokart, and Zelda in smash bros.a-am i a woman?
>>342465956
That went from hot to nightmarish
>Told my friend that my uncle worked in Japan and 'made' resident evil games and I could get them for him.
>He wrote me a list of games he wanted.
>Made up some bullshit titles that never existed too.
>Be me, 12.
>Playing Tekken 3 at friends house.
>Was winning by like 20-ish.
>He only wins whenever he plays Paul and his bullshit combo damage.
>Eventually stop losing to his spam.
>First time i saw him legit mad.
>Told him we should play something else
>Was secretly afraid this game could break our friendship.
You know, it's not the making up bullshit that pisses me off.
But when you call their bluff and they make up more bullshit to weasel out of proving the original bullshit (like "I accidentally deleted my save before you guys came over :^)")?
That's what pisses me off.
>hey let's play this game
>leaves you to your own devices to figure out the controls while he fucking destroys you
FUCK OFF JAYDEN
>>342459798
I only play as boys but if I can put on a cute outfit then I will because crossdressing seems really fun when you can pull it off
>>342437452
I wiped the 150 save because of you fucker
>>342438046
That's not funny, it's depressing.
>tell people about glitch island
>show then how it is done
>become bigger than Jesus
Also I made oracle of ages seasons popular in my school and guided them across the puzzles.
>told my classmates I've played new Metal Slugs games before they were released
>told them in MS3 there were zombies and a mission in space
>told them in MS4 there were new characters and a bike section
>told them you would fight a giant slug tank
>mfw everything turns out to be true
>>342459226
Coincidentally enough, I had a friend who's also like that. They're even on HRT as I type this.
Not a childhood friend or anything, but still a somewhat longtime friend.
>>342463616
One friend of mine andand my boyfriendwill always complain about ringouts in Soul Calibur. The friend will always call it cheap, but she also always gets over it and we keep going. Theboyfriendinsists that it's cheating so that if I knock him out of the ring, he claims automatically wins that match and I'm disqualified. As a result, I'll only play 2D fighters with him nowadays.
The friend also says, "times outs aren't REAL WINS"
